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ThePrekky: he tuck tails and run in shame?/D and Mikuz want my neck. . . won't rest till my head [/i]is embalmed/ Everybody want a [i]‘part of the champ’. . . but Prekky begging for ‘alms’/ But I never dis-arm/ always keep a tech in my palm/ Plus I spit pro-verbs. . . so don’t mess with my psalms/ So any nigga stepping should calm!/ before I press the alarm!/ Cos if Prekky want 'beef'. . . he’ll get threatened with 'ham'!/ Poosy bravely pump his chest. . . and recklessly yarn/ But if he show some 'heart'. . . I’ma use it. . .as a 'medicine charm'!/ I harm rappers 'self esteem'. . .make 'depression' envelop him/ Show him a true picture of himself. . . you see the 'negatives developing'/ I don’t care who plant seed in ya/ It’s clear, I rap easier I might be a 'fun guy'. . .but beware of 'bacteria'!/ Leave you ravaged with disease!/ . . another rapper on their knees/ 'Landlord' here. . . I hold the 'title'. . . and I back it up with 'deeds'!/ I blaze the spot/ You drive a ‘killer convertible’. . .? I wait till you brake and stop/ then I raise the top/ . . . and place my shot!/ . . . and he'll be dead. . . before the shell casings drop!/ Thats how g@ys get got. . . Oh. . . and let’s get one thing STRAIGHT . . HE'S NOT!/ This guy queer/ He wanna battle Bis. . . but never learned to fight fear/ He got a 'light' chance of winning. . . but I'ma be his [i]night[/i]mare!/ It's quite clear/ He feel he got some fresh bars to expend/ Lets all wait for him and Mikuz' sparring to end/ Landlord here. . . but Mikuz collect part of the rent/ And after Mikuz through with him, Ima harm him again!/ .... |
mikuz: you wanna battle?Round here, we don't set up battles no more/ Just diss each other back-to-back and show your stamina jor!/ Me and DBR been keeping heads entertained/ for two years, back-and-forth, with our pencil game/ But every battle still ends the same/ I WIN.. . .he tuck his tail between his legs in shame!/ |
Where was I? Oh yes. . . Lets cool off on this ninja DBR small and just flex on a quick one. . . Sorry for the break in the schedule/ Had to ease the pace on the pedal/ I write leisurely. . .no Olympian effort. . . still Im taking the medal!/ I aint blowing my trumpet. . . Im just stating my level/ I don't lock horns with goats. . . I go face-to-face with the devil!/ So don't try to jam heads with this alien rebel/ I bring guns to the party where you rave and you revel/ I'm parading my metal/ while he flex with a dagger/ He playing Ludo with his wife. . .I'm playing chess with Obama/ so he upset with my swagger/ come dey vex for my matter/ Snake wanna bring me down. . . but I step up the ladder!!/ Bis is a champ and a vet/ known to act as a threat/ cos you see me on location. . . when the drama is set/ Whether on stage or studio, you know the jabs I direct/ Too quick for him to capture. . on his camera spec!/ You better flipping eject!/ Take flight. . and put ya wing in effect/ or duck for cover. . .like when Dana Air bring in a jet/ You better re-phraze if you think Mikuz considered a threat/ I get one over ya cosine. . . just gimme a sec!/ If you aint Mathematical, the last line got you thinking correct/ I'm willing to bet/ that my lyrics deliver his death/ just like the last nigga who was thinking to step/ nobody 'answered his call'. . . when I was 'wringing' his neck!/ You know this hero mean/ the rap elohim/ Mixed blood. . . but still I walk with that negro lean/ So for the hater claiming I got albino genes/ Two words. . . PHOCK YOU. . . like Cee-Lo Green!!!/ oNe |
Quick one. . . There’s no hassle to speak/ when his answer is weak/ Only belt he wore. . . was for his safety. . . in the passenger seat!/ I don’t mean to be rude/ so pay attention when reading my views/ Name? Majestic!/ Game? Perfected!/. . . phock I need to improve?!/ When you reach ma level, you could rest on ya back/ And squash any attempted attack/ with an effortless knack/ Claiming niggas scared of you. . . explains the record you lack/ Like your 100% losses . . . when you stepped up to bat!/ I bludgeon this LovePeddler/ telling fibs like we never caught him before/ If this Jew-Lie, I march on him. . . . in any month. . . like I’m launching a war/ WARCRAFT. . . he never won it before/ One punch in the jaw/ help him explain exactly who’s responsible for. . . Guess why?/ Yes, I/ . . . ya Benz vex ya ex-wife/ She tie your di.ck to the steering. . . . still no sex-drive!/ You one dimensional, my style speaks for itself/ I keep it brief with this whelp/ Pull his trouser down. . . and swiftly leave with the belt/ Ya raps screaming for help/ Still monosyllabic, no rhyme structure or flow/ 4 years with nothing to show/ Give up and just go!/ And ya wordplay?. . . is nothing but bland/ Most times. . . cant even turn em. . . into punches that land/ You need to remodel your brand!/ We aint close. . . no photo finish. . . I capture the love of the fans/ I aint a nigga you should pair with/ to compare ish/ 4 years later still rhyming "revive it" with "aired it"/ What a phocking disgrace!/ Ya chick hugging my case/ Tattoo my di.ck. . . put words in her mouth. . . and she loving the taste!/ |
2012. . . DBR: looks like bad forgery. . fake artiste. .greatness he tryna immitate!/ DBR: funny. . ur verses cleverly tailored after mine/2009. . . . DBR: @IbemeNiggas talk ish so long. . .start to believe they own lie/ All I do is signpost em back. . to 2009!/ When they were dripping with wack juice, looking up to my rhmes/ when I kept this place shaking. . .like a palm full of dice!/ Thats why I dont believe any part of their hype/ Imitating DBR?. . .thats the blind leading the blind!/ So who really innovate who?/ And who imitate who?/ Niggas acting disgraceful. . .when they really grateful!/ Tough talk. . . and proud boasts. . . feeding us with cheap lies/ Two years ago. . these meek guys. . couldn't wait to be beat. . by Streetwize!!!/ Nowadays he raising his chin/ like battling just a vacation to him/ Back then, he pull his pants down. . . and ask "when does the r@ping begin?!"/ How in the fork. . . can I be an IMITATION OF HIM!!! His verse above shows how he used to write his words in a bunch/ but now he leave THIS space [size=14pt]. . . . .[/size] before dropping his punch!/ He tryna whitewash history. . . but we aint that dumb!/ I'ma give you ONE GUESS. . . where he learned that from!!/ Unlike you, I never been wack. . always a gunner for hire/ Came to Nairaland spitting nothing but ire/ that modaforkers admire/ Changed the topic from flossing to pen skillz. . . when you saw my[i] budget[/i] was higher!/ thought you escaped the frying pan. . . but you jumped in the fire!/ Need I remind you 'bout my ample flows?/ How when I got here. . Sauron had y'all in a stranglehold?/ Till I tamed the bulldog, turned him into my poodle/ Beat him relentlessly, even with rhymes he stole from google/ I got more names on my record/ than skeletons in an Arabian desert/ Most of them I even beat. . . without making an effort!/ Titles under my belt as the most prolific/ "My tactics. . .to make every Black burn. . . like Scholes and Vidic!"/ Im in a league of my own. . . this nigga tactically flawed/ my skill unique. . . no substitute. . . still I manage my squad!/ How many stripes you got? Name one rapper you floored/ Its been four years since you started to rap on this board!/ Why this nigga always acting a fraud?/ same way he claim numerous visas. . .when France and SA his only travels abroad!/ Look dude. . .you could write till ya practically bored/ Ya rhymes only attract a distinct lack of applause/ while it only takes me half an hour to dispatch a retort/ and attack you with force/ that'll have ya spine detached from it's chord/ and leave the fans clapping in awe/ causing massive guffaw/ as they laughing at y'all/ clapping like dolphins flipping back on they paws. . . a fact you doubted even happened at all. . . till I uploaded pics with em. . . that I snapped in resorts!/ Do you ever happen to pause?/ and keep track of your course?/ With this verse, I declare this battle of yours/ PRACTICALLY LOST!!!! My aim? Perfected!/ Reign? Untested!/ Name? Majestic!/ so forget about rap. . . and find the nearest exit!/ How could I even be accused of tryna copy ya lines/ When I never paid attention. . . to n'aan ONE OF YA RHYMES!/ And just to show you how stoopid you are/ The rhyme you displayed just an incarnation of one of my bars/ You need ventilation/ Got your lungs and chest aching/ Somebody give him CPR. . . cos ma rhymes are breath-taking!!!/ oNe!!! |
So Ulses Davilla is already 21?. . . what a disgrace to be still playing at that level at that age. . . they shoulda sent him to Holland or Portugal. . . |
![]() Drinking Mojitos and Daquiris. . . yeah, I’ma say it again/ He only say I’m overflossing. . . cos it’s alien to him!/ Doing something normal. . .broke niggas think you flossing/ but I can’t entertain envious guys. . . cos it’s exhausting/ Why shouldn’t I boast of beating this geek/ when it was easy and sweet?/ You wanna call me out on Verde. . . why not leave it to Streetz!/ I don’t write verses for DBR. . . . I write victory speech!/ What you kick is petite/ my bar’s too large for this ignorant leech!/ Leeching off Streetwize achievements make me wanna just laugh/ Loser nigga. . . claiming glory on another’s behalf!/ Claiming he let me win. . . like he ever beat me before/ My trophy cabinet full. . . this nigga cleaning his store/ How many wins under ya belt?/ Nigga you never been top/ If you wanna battle me. . . better bring your medicine box!/ With bandages and iodine to spare. . . CPR for DBR. . .when I beat him clear. . .and leave him there. . . needing air!/ Why the guy no dey even fear?/ . . . I hail him!/ Cos after the beatings I gave him. . . liver still no dey fail him!/ I don’t mean to be brisk and rude/ but D the most persistent dude. . . from Lag to Istanbul. . . when it comes to being dissed and booed!/ Stop holding on to my di.ck . . lemme piss and move/ Don't get it misconstrued. . . You’d never write a verse like my 2nd round. . . even if ya spits improve!/ I'm too big to fit your shoes!/ If you thought otherwise, get a brain scan. . . and have the cyst removed!/ Your miss confused. . . I mean. . .your miss.. . as in. . your wife can’t resist ma groove/ cos ma ish so smoove/ but my di.ck too big to lick n smooch/ . . even if it's dipped in lube/ so if ya ape ho. . felatio. . . I can't guarantee her lips won’t bruise!/ oNe |
The guys chin-chin selling will be overlooked as long as he has a good relationship with his boss. As soon as he gets a new boss who doesnt like him, he can be sacked easily by law for carrying out the trade of another company in company office. Once had a friend who got sacked for emailing his own company-on-the-side using his work's email constantly. |
Haha. . . This nigga still don’t understand what the joke is about/ Cos he the one GOOGLING. . . everytime I open my mouth/ Check my old raps, these are things that I’ve spoken about/ But I kept it low profile. . . no need to boast or to shout/ Would never clown Madiba’s people to bolster my clout/ And no . . . I never been to see the Xhosa in South/ . . but I got open invite from in-laws in Cape Town climes/ but I already safari’d in Senegal. . . so I’m a take my time!/ Plus my Xhosa friend taught me s'un educative/ what their etiquette is/ How they wrestle with sticks/ and pronounce all their X’s with clicks!/ Try to use Mandela against me. . . ha, we all love Madiba/ but you called him a Boricua. . . and passed him off as a Seniorita!/ First round. . . Streetwize painted pictures as vivid as Mona-Lisa/ Told Eldee. . gimme two weeks before rematch. . . I’m tripping to BoaVista!/ Chilling in Sal Rei, entertained by skin-clad dancers/ Exploring salt flats and climbing Monte Estancia!/ Everything I rapped about. . . posted pictures to prove it/ So who spitting the truth. . . ish!. . .any further evidence might cause this nigga to lose it!/ Could talk about my trip to Joffre, the home of Kunta Kinte/ Parleying with Mandinkas. . . no he-say, she-say/ Speaking to Mukina about places to visit/ Brufut to Tanje. . . sipping palmwine and other dangerous spirits!/ This nigga isn’t able to kick it/ in any dimension/ He only talking France and SA. . . but many places I declined to mention/ Nigga hop in sea. . . but can't swim. . .he get carried away/ How could I google d'Azur, when it's just a ferry away?/ Stoopid!. . . train from King's Cross take me there/ France my backyard. . . let's make that clear!/ Could talk about my road trip through every country in Western Europe/ Changing currencies at every Bureau/ before they starting using Euro/ Roaming around like Apostle Paul preaching the gospel/ But I was living on a budget then. . . and sleeping in hostels!/ Now I only live 5 star. . . other continents. . . no less/ cos levels done change. . . you judge this Pilgrim’s Progress!/ Enough about flossing/ He know I keep decimals/ Will always out-ball him/ like I had three testicals/ But when it comes to spitting fire. . . any battle, I done proud!/ Ask him. . . I’m top of the class. . . Magnum-Com-Laude!/ oNe |
Haha. . . nigga trip to Soweto claiming 4-way Cubana/ What he know about real Havana/ or Guardalavaca?/ Chilling with Xhosa’s/ claiming they Boricuas/ Running from immigration after expiring his visas/ True talk. . . couple months back. . . honeymoon in Punta Cana/ won’t lie. . . was with my partner. . . so didnt smooch Dominicanas/ Nigga talking Tunis/ Ask me how we do this/ Sharm El Sheikh to Agadir/ My North African panacea/ How many times I travelled there?/ doing the Camel thing/ But I had to take a break. . . while they faced the Arab Spring!/ I ain’t even come to brag, only came to paint words/ and explain my battle with Streetwise while chilling in Cape Verde/ But this g@y nerd/ picking issues with the way that I’m living/ Cos my lifestyle beyond what his broke @rze could envision/ This ain’t Disney or television/ True story I’m giving/ Pictures tell the tale through my camera vision/ This dude ain’t see-ing me/ tell him to be easy/ Talking Ciroc and Cognac. . . like he on BET!/ Real ballers talk Mojitos, Culto A La Vida and other cocktails/ This chicken watched too many rap vids. . . now he tell 'c@ck'-tales!/ Talking “fillets and thingz” shows he lacks refinement/ Yes I love smoked fish. . .with Guacamole spread. . . and other consignments/ He wanna talk tough, but can’t outlast the violence/ My raps is timeless/ while his imaginary flossing is crass and mindless/ His last assignment/ is for him to expand horizons/ Don’t swagger brag with Hip-Hop lines. . . show your class in silence!/ All things said/. . .I agree he should thank God who brought him bread!/ But if when it comes to ‘champagne’ living. . . I still ‘cork’ his head!/ oNe |
Haha. . . funny nigga claiming Cote d'azur/ You got jokes for sure/ I been there. . . and it aint meant for folks so poor!/ I'm eating lobster thermidor on a golden shore/ Sipping mudslides and daiquiris till my throat go sore/ Try to live my life. . . you'll go broke for sure!/ so why I gotta make ish up for this homo for?/ I smoked Cohibas in Cuba and scuba'd in Aruba/ Just updated profile pic. . . to prove it to this loser/ Set him straight like a ruler/. . . let him know who catch trips/ Eating catfish/ watching dolphins do a backflip!/ Been across the atlas/ but never been to Bayelsa/ Ironic. . . that I'm THE parasite. . .when your people live off MY delta!/ I'm from Rivers State. . PH, the City of God/ WILL trip Mars. . . after I've seen the whole Earth. . .but isn't it odd?. . that only Yenagoa remains. . . for me to finish the job!/ Claiming he hop in sea water pools. . .but nigga can't swim/ while I be doing watersports till I develop back fins/ Why he acting/ like I wont expose his lies/ but I'm too busy frolicking chicks in the rolling tide/ This nigga never spoken wise/ and his raps never opened eyes/ So if he ever "raised the roof". . . he'd be a "homeless" guy!/ He fabricating lies. . . cos his life doesnt seem so fair/ chilling with bombshells in Cannes?. . . wetin we no hear?/ We don't care/ if he tell fibs to make his ego flare/ cos his wife would beat his @zz. . . if it reach her ears!/ This nigga never been nowhere!/ while I'm overseas all year!/ Even tripped to Senegal and Gambia. . . and holla'd at Mukina there!/ oNe |
Hahahaha. . . . Ashley Cole now on twitter. . . go get him!!!! ![]()
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Last line reads. . . will find their preamble flows. . .can't handle do.pe. . . when the real battle shows! |
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nateevs: Abegi. . . Did you miss the part that clearly stated that at the time he played 21 games for PSG, he had only ever played 12 games in the same period in Italy? The dude is not a machine na, it will take a toll on him. He should adjust and step up.I dont need to read that. . . by the time PSG play 21 games, Chelsea have played 25 games so wetin concern me with his record of frailty at Palermo? Am quite encouraged by what Im seeing here from Hazard and Lampard. DeBruyne and Kakuta not in the game. Acres of space behind Hutchinson and Ferreira which Nene and Lavezzi are making runs through all the time. Mikel would always have problems playing for any team that try to push up because of lack of pace running back. I thunk Mikel and Terry are bigger determinants of any style of footie we wanna play than any playmakers we try to sign, because as soon as play breaks down, you wanna know that your covering players have the pace to cover. Meanwhile, PSG have solid and experienced back 6 with no penetration possible down their flanks. These are the factors why Nene and Lavezzi are running this game. Pastore is not a factor. You can replace him with any playmaker and they'll have a field-day with two wide-forwards who have the freedom of the park against Ferreira and Hutchinson. . . and a Mikel slow to close down. And besides, this is a friendly, no need for Nateevs to be catching panic attack and complaining about lack of direction or creaming himself that the monumental over-expenditure called Pastore is running the game after the season of failure he's just had. |
DeBruyne should be tried on the right. . . havent seen anything from him. Kakuta cannot operate without space. . . |
nateevs: Sharap! Any player can be knackered half way through the season.Knackered sotay he only made 48% of his passes in the classico against Marseille? Nateevs, Pastore is not ready for the big time! Besides, I told you that Pastore always shines at start of season and becomes woeful at the end when we had this argument last season! |
nateevs: Pastore running things like no man's business.Very much like Nateevs to cream himself over pre-season friendlies and youth games. . . Where did Pastore disappear to in the second half of last season sotay Ancelotti was threatening to drop him, meanwhile Chelsea was busy winning UCL and FA Cup. . . oh yeah, lemme guess. . . losing to Montpellier! http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/mirror-football-blog/French-football-blog-Why-record-signing-Javier-Pastore-s-form-has-flickered-out-after-a-bright-start-at-Paris-St-Germain-article837012.html |
1025: which station is showing the match abeg?http://atdhe.tw/watch.php?id=353127 |
mukina2: the h2h code will be sent by request only.As a one-time H2H champ and two-time runner-up, could you send me the H2H code please. . . |
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Methinks I'm gonna watch the match tonight. . . |
Diego Costa is due Spanish passport this summer. . . |
Don't wanna hear nothing about the one-dimensional Lewandowski abeg. . . If Chelsea wanna sign a striker to replace Sturridge, (Torres and Lukaku staying I suppose), there is no one better than Diego Costa of Atletico Madrid for that role. . . someone with the low-gravity balance of Aguero/Tevez plus is robust as he can play with back-to-goal or out wide. . . |
The Champ is here . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nz3DL6EXtQ Lets have a new thread for 2012/2013. . |
Oscar is a hustler! Skill was never in doubt. . . but he's shown his robustness time and time again. . . |
chamotex: I can set it up and give Muki the codes to distribute.Anyone who wants to. However H2H should be reserved for the top 20 guys from last year whilst Carling Cup should be reserved for the weaker ones. Call Eldee to handle the admin if una no sabi! ![]() |
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