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nateevs:
Imagine you saying you will never complain 6  players out of a squad of 18 first team players and feeling cool about it.
Show me one team with 11 reliable players. All you do is complain.
In-fact with your self-imposed monumental knowledge of the points of culpability, one wonders why you are not managing Wigan for starters.

But you cannot. On the contrary, you are just another internet warrior who has an opinion and perspective about football just like everyone else on here. Where you begin to phocking piss on my nerves is where you think you supposed knowledge is superior to others.

Wake up and smell the coffee dude. It's just a phucking perspective and if your opinions were as valuable as you make them seem, you won't be arguing with Nateevs on NL.

You cannot support anything inadequate. It has to be reliable, it has to be perfect. Else you bore us all with complaints.
If that's what you desire in a football team, dude go buy an auto-mobile. It's called support for a reason.

Negro STFU about how I support my team!

Why must it pain you if I'm not onside?

Once I see failure manifesting, I call it straightaway.

Did you hear any complaints when Guus Hiddink was manager?

Why do you want me to join you in mindless enthusiasm.

Nothing has changed between AVB, Ancelotti and Scolari. Its the same suicidal high-line. Not that high-line cannot work, but every Tom, Dick and Harry knows we dont have the players for it.

I did not support it in 2008, 2009 and 2010, yet you want me to act all hunky dory now?

If you like, tell me again "not to bore you with the high-line crap I've been chatting since 2008".

As long as it continues to be in practice, I will continue to support the team half-heartedly.

Now don't bother with my worthless opinions. It might be repetitive and boring, but it remains true. Just mind your side.

nateevs:
You on the other hand have complained this season alone about Mikel, Terry, Malouda, Kalou, Torres, Bosingwa, Mata, Sturridge, Ramires, Drogba and AVB. What just annoys me to death is the fact that Lamps can do no wrong.

I have not complained about Mata this season, except to ask you why you dont call Mata's name when we lose.

As for all the others, yes, count me in.


Players I will never complain about are Lamps, Ashley, Ivanovic, Anelka, Alex and Mata. . . . cos these players are reliable. I will not complain about Sturridge either if he plays no 9 whilst I would forgive Cech if he makes any mistake cos they are infrequent.

I know where culpability lies. Do you?

nateevs:
Hehehehe. You could not wait to rain abuses on me because I asked where your beloved Lamps was.
Now Lamps can not carry us every game. . . I am laughing.

Your overrated 'midfielder' disappeared as always in a big game.
Your beloved may be top scorer this season, Chelsea cannot string a handful of passes if Mata does not play. Simple.
Your Lamps shows up against WestBrom and scores two goals and he's sooo terrible he has to be substituted against ManU, disappears against Arsenal, Liverpool and it will be the same against City.

Nonsense.

At least Torres is not to blame today for the loss, actually it's Nateevs.
You are just an absolute phocker who can never accept a loss. Someone has to be blamed for it.
And it's never Lamps.

Of course, someone has to be blamed, and according to the book of Nateevs, its always Lamps. 


The book of Nateevs, Chapter 7 vs 3, 4 & 5:

3. "Hear ye this day o children of Nairaland. The Lord hath commanded thee to turn thine eyes away from Villas Boas. Thou shalt not cast judgement on John Terry, David Luiz, Petr Cech, Malouda, Obi Mikel nor Ashley Cole. I have set before thee this day a messiah amongst ye, without whom thou cannot string two passes together. The anointed one Juan Mata shall bare no burden for delivering thine enemies onto thee. But cursed be the house of Lampard onto the fourth generation should he fail to deliver victory to the House of Chelsea.

4. I had set before thee a prophet called shekpe keeper, but he hath spurned my command and drinketh out of the portion of Jonah, hence the Lord hath been vexed to appoint a new prophet called Frank Lampard. If thine enemy smite thee two times, Frank Lampard MUST smite them three times. The Lord doth not care that the House of Chelsea win 57% possession. Neither doth the Lord care that the rear flank of the House of Chelsea be opened habitually by the 43% possession of Liverpool. The Lord hath commanded Villas Boas to adopt such a philosophy. I have set confusion amongst thine defenders this day for such is the Lord's choosing.

5. The Lord hath commanded Villas Boas to build his house upon the sand and to allow all enemies of Chelsea to lay waste to their fortresses. Neither doth the Lord care that Lampard tussleth in the heart of midfield with many adversaries. I have given thee this day, a man in the free role called Juan Mata who shall bare no defensive responsibility and no culpability either, but thou shalt look to thine midfield warrior Lampard to deliver thee from the shadow of darkness at all times. Thus saith the Lord, for to whom much is given, much is expected. This is the law of the parable of the talents."

nateevs:
Ogbeni go siddon. Where was your beloved Lamps?
Abi Torres caused the loss?

It was Lamps fault innit?

Nateevs, the eediot, always waiting for Lamps to rescue him every game.

Why didn't you seek salvation from your beloved Mata?

Must Lamps carry you every game, you ungrateful sod!

Maybe you want him to score 2 goals to make it 3-2 and save your hapless AVB.

My beloved Lamps is top scorer and top assister.

Your lover AVB however is a different story.

Useless guy!

Eediot how is your AVB "philosophy" working for you?

nateevs:
Torres ruined the game. We could have won. He did nothing all game. How can we bloody lose to Liverpool? Get me Drogba.
If Lampard had played, he woulda bossed the mid field and popped up with a goal.

Nonsense!

If Mata had played we woulda won the game!

Stop trying to mix issues jor!

How is AVB's philosopy (abi na strategy  ) working out for ya?

Great attacking play by the Portuguese Kevin Keegan there!

Should I still "forget everything I know about Mikel"? 

I dey laugh o!

Portuguese Kevin Keegan has struck again.

£13m compensation to Porto + £5m wages per annum starts looking like a gaffe of Shevchenko/Torres proportion.

Defence always open enough to drive a trailer through.

Only God knows what kinda beef Portuguese Kevin Keegan has with Alex.

Play quickens up as soon as slowpoke Mikel is off the pitch.

For the second home game in a row, Malouda turns a draw into a defeat. Nigga was sleeping whilst Glen Johnson ran beyond him. He didnt even call Ashley across.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/284915/Heat-s-on-Andre-Villas-Boas


HEAT'S ON ANDRE VILLAS-BOAS


THE first cracks in Andre Villas-Boas's relationship with Chelsea have appeared following a frosty conversation with owner Roman Abramovich.

It comes at a time when former Chelsea boss Guus Hiddink – still a close confidant of the Russian oligarch – is back on the market.

Sunday Express Sport can reveal that Abramovich has not been overly impressed with Chelsea’s start to the season, especially the 5-3 home defeat against Arsenal. It’s believed the Russian has been perplexed by his young manager’s treatment of some of the experienced players, especially Frank Lampard and has made his feelings known.

Lampard has been left out on occasions as the 34-year-old former Porto boss attempts to develop a younger side in his image.

But the results and some performances haven’t reached the heights expected at Chelsea.

It’s all putting pressure on Villas-Boas, who faces a critical test against Liverpool at Stamford Bridge this afternoon.

It hasn’t reached crisis stage yet but there are differences of opinion over certain aspects of play.

The spectre of Hiddink taking a high-profile role at Chelsea after ending his tenure as Turkey boss haunts Villas-Boas, who is determined to do things his way.

It is believed the Portuguese would be against Hiddink coming in as a director of football.

However, such an appointment appeals to both Abramovich and the Dutchman, who led Chelsea to FA Cup glory in 2009.

See Swag!!!!

Pardon guys/ Y'all got elephant balls. . . but the heart of mice/
I look nice from far. . . but I'm far from nice/
It's a burden to serve/ and help purge these nerds/
Got a PHD in fire. . . give em third degree burns/
The murder we serve/ is delivered with haste/
So I'ma keep it brief. . . and put these d1cks in they place/
Get ya feelings erased/ with a memory wipe/
Only go for the elegant type. . . ask my ebony wife/
I'ma cancel puberty. . when I step to the mic/
they can't go from Boyz II Men. . . unless their melody right/
This is a quick freestyle, 10 minutes at most/
Thats all I need to give em the toast. . . and turn niggas to Ghost/

Retardeen just wants to complete his tenure, chop money and leave.

Whether corruption or Boko Haram, he doesn't want any "noise" in his class. He just wishes to chop jejely whilst "God" continues to steer the affairs of the nation.

Make una stop this pedantry jor!

No 10 ko, no 8 ni. Even goalkeeper fit wear no 10 sef.

coogar:
as if the goal was due to his brilliance.
my puppy would have scored that. . . .it was a rebound, ibime with no one in the post.
stop being economical with the truth.

It's funny how he keeps scoring rebounds all his career. . . . when everyone stops running at the edge of the box, Lampard is the only one who continues. Its called ANTICIPATION mixed with STAMINA! If only shekpe keeper had some of that, he wouldnt have scored only 1/4 of the goals Lampard has scored since January. Shekpe keeper should be ashamed that a 33 year old midfielder is outscoring him by 4 to 1.

Welcome to the post Sia-Sia Eagles.

Back to the dour 0-0 days of yore with old unproductive legs back in the first team.

Sia-Sia was really taking Naija forward and was unlucky with events which conspired against him, especially the fact that Eguavoen lost the first game against Guinea leaving him chasing a 3-1 win when a 2-1 win woulda sufficed - but I know one thing for sure - SiaSia teams always score goals.

Lampard just scores the winner for England whilst Shekpe keeper ride the bench. Maybe there are "too many Spanish voices" in the Spanish dressing room for Shekpe keeper's liking.

Make Nateevs dey there dey yarn nonsense about philosophy and strategy.

Incase una no know, Chelsea spent the most money in the summer with £72m, £1m more than Citeh, yet some peeps insist that Chelsea is not spending sufficiently to challenge.

All that money was spent, yet AVB could not squeeze a penny out to buy the Right-back or Defensive Midfielder to make his system work.

£30m of that cash was even spent on 2 players who have no contribution to our first-team (Tibault Courtois and Romelu Lukaku)

According to Nateevs, everything Im saying about high-line of defence is obvious, yet I've been saying the same thing since Scolari in 2008 and Ancelotti in 2009 yet he always disagreed.

Once again, AVB is too cavalier in his approach considering our lack of pace in vital areas. I insist as I have since 2008 that if a manager wants to play high-line, then Mikel and John Terry cannot be part of his set-up, yet Nateevs told me to "forget everything I'm saying about Mikel" just 2 months ago.

The same Nateevs told us the likes of Sturridge would make Torres shine, now he is holding Sturridge as culprit for Torres not shining. I told him all along that such excuses hold no water as Anelka is more of a team-player than Sturridge.

Can someone explain why shekpe keeper shines for 4 or 5 games, has one bad game and for the next 2 games looks like a League 2 player?

Can you trust a player with such mental fragility? A player who could lose form so quickly? To challenge effectively, you need a striker who turns up for almost every game, not one who turns up 50% of the time, or 25% of the time. Now the mentally weak Spaniard is complaining that "London is a huge city" and "not enough Spanish voices in the dressing room" hence he hasnt settled. Few weeks ago, the "midfield was too slow". I wonder what he would say next week.

Finally, if I start quoting Nateevs posts about Lampard being "finished" just 7 weeks ago, we would have a field day up in here. . . but I dont wanna go there!  

Since January 2011, Lampard has scored 19 goals (2 penalties) for Chelsea whilst Torres has scored 5 goals for Chelsea. Put that in ya pipe and smoke it Mr Shekpe Keeper! 

naijababe:
And what's that big chart up there then  

Thats not an alert, thats a guy recounting past history. Alert go tell us future.  

nateevs:
I love when you try to act like you invented stuff. What you are saying you said has been echoed by all and sundry.
There's nothing you suggested that's genius. It's straight common sense to replace JT and Mikel in a high defence line.
Every Chelsea fan has called for the retirement of Malouda and Kalou. Bosingwa has never been fans' favourite.
Ramires is not a top four player. So what is you feeling like?

Meanwhile in that same time you made ridiculous statements like Meireles is the DM we need.
AVB is a bleeping eeediot we are not winning anything with him.
Lamps should not be dropped even though he clearly should have.

You are not exactly as positively predictive as you think you are.

I had let you off lightly but you seem determined to put yaself back on the hook again.

Can you show me where I said Meireles is the DM we need?

I said Meireles is a player we need and cited his proficiency at CM, DM and AM.

Anyway, enough about me. Please lecture us more about the art of shekpe keeping. I cant believe your keyboard did not taser you for continuing to type megedefegede about shekpe keeper being the most productive striker we currently have. If Anelka, Sturridge and probably Lukaku cannot outperform shekpe keeper in the no 9 role on any given Sunday, I will help you to finish your Baba Suwe dish.

You knew all you had stated above and were still overoptimistic, even telling me to forget everything I know about Mikel?

Mr Man, dont make me declare you persona non grata on this thread o! Some people are still struggling to stomach your presence after backing all the wrong horses and filling em with false confidence. Where is yur mate El Guapo?  

mayoroflag:
Can this stuff be combined with a 9 - 5 job?

I got alpari trader on my bb only to discover I needed a wireless environment or an iphone altogether. Will appreciate your candid response,

Only if you trade on limit orders or trade instruments in different time zones.

Forget all that stuff on your phone unless you intend to be copping heavy losses. You must be sitting on desk with high connection speed and 2 or more screens.

Guys, this thread is 3 pages long and I never see any alerts yet.

Justin Bieber shows his true colours. . .

nateevs:
If AVB was us to excel in the way he forsees, he needs to drop JT, Ramires, Mikel, Bosingwa and Malouda and replace them appropriately.

Hey Nateevs!!!

Welcome back! 

But why are you repeating statements I made 2 months ago? Am I two months ahead of the curve?

I thought Lamps was the one who was supposed to be dropped, but now it seems it was the same guys I f1ngered who turned out to be the true deadweights in the team.

I thought you told me to forget everything I know about Mikel?


Meanwhile should we refer NDLEA to examine your entrails for vital evidence against Baba Suwe?

I got a loyal wife. . . and she completes the dream/
I love her sweet cuisine/ plus she keep it clean/
I used to video pornographic bleeper scenes/
But now I play[i] 'Chess'[/i]. . . I lost my 'Porns'. . . just to keep the 'Queen'!!/

I’m only here to bless the set/ and get respect/
And leave em 'out of they minds'. . . like headless necks!/
Rap tyrant/ This black giant/ can crack cast iron/
The defiant/ become compliant/. . . . when I pull out the appliance!/
Lyrically raw/ this nigga was born/ sick and deformed/
With a d1ck as physically long. . . as his umbilical chord!/

Why am I spitting free form/ and not attacking this cat?/
cos this is a place for practicing raps/ as a matter of fact/
You spar well. . .who could ignore that?/. . . but it's prudent to talk fact/. . .
. . .Your excuses is all crap/. . . after losing in Warcraft!/
You scoring hat-tricks in training. . . but can't repeat in a match/
but when we enter stadium. . . I'm leading the pack!/
So if you King for YOUR area. . . . leave am like that!/

Baba Suwe swallow ounces/ I ship loads of gear/
Put so much 'crack' on the[i] 'streets'[/i]. . . they need 'road repairs'!/
The reason why I'm counting thousands/
is cos I got fiends 'burning rocks'. . . like 'volcanic mountains'!/
Plus Baba Suwe crooked/ We all know he took it/
He dropped d0pe sh1t. . . but paid customs to overlook it!/
You spit comedy D/ just acknowledge a Gee/
If respect is earned. . . you bankrupt. . . paying homage to me!/
You better pull ya socks up sonny/ cos its not so funny. .
. . that you grown. . . and ya pops still give you pocket money!/
I'm the Minister sent ta/ deliver this wicked offender/
You licking the centre. . . of ya bitches placenta. . . after she's finished with Bridget and Brenda!/
I diss a pretender/ Unleash my hidden agenda/
Switching ya gender. . . . by sticking ya dyck in a blender!/

R.I.P Joe Frazier, the strongest head grigidi mordaforker to step in the ring - with a left hook many tried to copy but could not replicate.

Negros like Mike Tyson got their whole style from Smokin' Joe.

I ain’t battling . . . I’m just tryna sharpen my pen/
You know when real war start, I make martyrs of men/
Niggas judging shyt. . . but I aint sparring with dem/
So fork these AlexPussi niggas. . . . please pardon my French!/
Who’s the best?. . . . that must be a ridiculous question/
I don’t know why Mikuz straight bitching and stressing/
Im dropping keystyles. . . it ain’t like a nigga contesting/
He new to the site. . . so I’ma give him history lesson/
Just gimme a second. . . .

Last year it was the same thing/ We spar. . . they hail him/
But when the battle set. . . .6-0. . . I caned him!/
This is just gaming/. . . It’s fun for me/
So don’t get ya knickers twisted out ya dungarees/
He’s number three/ Number one is me/
And Streetwize fit in-between. . . . comfortably/
Some say Streetwize shouldn’t be under me/
But he aint here right now. . . so that decision’s up to me!/

I aint scared of him/ My patience is wearing thin/
You can’t back a dude who aint prepared to win/
Both Man and GOAT go to market with beard on chin/
But we’ll see who brought who. . . .from here on in!/
You don’t know what this dude gone through/
so don’t let a few keystyles make a fool of you/
D can shine now. . . but when it’s War, I’ll poo on you/
so you like Naija politicians. . . do, undo!/

OMG!. . . . Torres just missed over the bar from 3 yards out. . . . a miss just as bad as his miss against Manure. . . . dude must be mentally fragile. . . one bad game against Arsenal and he loses his confidence completely. . . . thats not the kinda striker you rely on on a weekly basis.

Anyway, poor performance but decent result. . . the kinda result you need when confidence is low. . . at least we get a clean sheet for the first time in ages.

Lampard saves AVB's hide once again. A fool will always live to recognise his folly. Mr AVB eye suppose done open by now.

Hey man. . . . I thought I had captained RVP but it seems the captainship is in Aguero's hands!

Aguero better outperform him in that case!

Quick one. . . .


I no send una rating. . . mscheew. . . face front jor!/
Okra no be Ogbono. . . . translation. . . . I’m[i] 'top draw'[/i]!/

And real heads know the distinction/
dj5naira is a bold contradiction/
Cos if he rate himself 4.5. . . then 50 kobo is missing!/

I’m numero uno. . . . u know/
Too grown/ for the dude photo-shopping tombstones/
He’s a paedo gay. . . please don’t laugh. . . it’s true though/
Just keep him far away from the son. . . . Pluto!/

The fake Landlord get his face caved in/
I got a home. . . plus a crib [/i]where I spend vacation/
but if he say he got a couple of [i]pads . . . it’s playstation!/

I rip any f@ggot asunder/
So if D think I’m[i] past my Prime[/i], that’s a tactical blunder/
Cos I could go on forever. . . like Irrational numbers!/

I’m quick to react/ and spazz on ya ignorant @ss/
The only way you 'run shyt'. . . is if ya 'finishing last'!/
Dont get vexed at me/ but ya wife ma best paddy/
Cos I fork her on the stairs. . . ya kids call me step daddy!/
I’m surprised he’s even able to spar/ that’s strange and bizarre/
All these months of training him. . . .now he’s raised to the bar/
I tried to school him, but he wanna take it too far/
So I’ma put him on suspension. . . . like the weight of a car!/
Every Friday, ya chick gimme brains in my yard/
We observe this date religiously. . . . in the name of Allah!/

A lot of ignorance being displayed on this thread.

A python who has been fed is harmless.

For the feckless dude/ talking reckless poo/
I beg your pardon. . .  but nobody mentioned you/
Generals don’t spar with lieutenants dude/
And we’ll see who got 'ownership rights'. . . when the rent is due!/

I know your steez . . . you think cos I’m overseas. .
. . . that I can’t make you homeless?. . . . Please!
You better know whose roof you might be under/
Cos the only address you own. . . is your I.P number!/

Now lets move the discussion. . . past the rude interruption. . .

Back to DBR . . . I aint got much time/
But before I leave, I’ma give you four more lines. . . .

Your colloquial vernacular is hard to comprehend/
But Im too janded. . .to fall for your incompetence/
Cos ‘Miami’ and ‘My Army’ don’t complement/
. . unless you from the village. . . or your tongue is bent!/

^^^ Odikwa very serious!

Another 'shepe keeping' performance by Torres today, giving the ball away at every opportunity. Even the small form he was showing has disappeared. Maybe its because Sturridge and Mata didnt start the game.

Commentator giving AVB stick for keeping Torres on the pitch and taking off Anelka. Another poor performance from the Portuguese Kevin Keegan.

Chelsea usually go into freefall in November. We needed the win so we dont get that 'November feeling' again. Lets hope the Portuguese Kevin Keegan has not moved our seasonal November wobble forward to October.

Another 'shepe keeping' performance by Torres today, giving the ball away at every opportunity. Even the small form he was showing has disappeared. Maybe its because Sturridge and Mata didnt start the game.

Commentator giving AVB stick for keeping Torres on the pitch and taking off Anelka. Another poor performance from the Portuguese Kevin Keegan.

Chelsea usually go into freefall in November. We needed the win so we dont get that 'November feeling' again. Lets hope the Portuguese Kevin Keegan has not moved our seasonal November wobble forward to October.

hahahahaha. . . . I beat Debo by 1 point. . . . thats the comeback of the season. . . the comeback continues against Borrow Pose FC next week!!