₦airaland Forum

coogar:
why didn't sturridge score from better chances. . . .1 v 1 chances he had.

dayokanu:
Torres was released early like you always advocated,  had a free 20yard run on goal one on one with a defender which you said he excels in yet he botched the chance

And you want us to give credit to him for that?

dayokanu:
Awesome shape keeping from Torres all day long

Thelstan:
Everyone, judge for yourselves

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diggz:
Ibime sup? I beg were can I view dis match?

nateevs:
Anelka is presumably leaving in January.
There is no need for him to continue to take the spot of a player who will be here after Jan.

mykali:
[center]MATCH PREVIEW
IPUKULU MARINES vs DRASTIK MEASUREZ FC
26TH NOVEMBER, 2011 AT THE IPUKULU WATERSIDE STADIUM[/center]

A fixture to keep an eye on for this weekend is the massive derby between two South-South based teams who have battled against each other in previous competitions before but meet each other for the first time in the Nairaland Fantasy Cup. The Ipukulu Marines and Drastik Measurez FC are two of the greatest clubs to come out of the South-South. Ipukulu having reached and achieved major heights in the Fantasy Cup while Drastik Measurez have been well known but gained promotion into the Elite Compettition just this season.

   Both teams lost narrowly to their opponents in their previous outings and will be wanting this victory to further their chances of qualifying for the knockout stages of the competition. Ipukulu, who are 24th on the table and flirting with relegation are in a much dire situation than their opponent, who sit at 15th on the table with very bright chances of qualification. FPL News met with Ipukulu manager, Captain Amangala, a few days ago, and this is what he had to say, '
   
''I can't catch a break in FA Cup this season. . .If I lose my next game, I'm withdrawing Ipukulu Marines from the Nairaland FA Cup.''

This was quite a statement from the normally boastful Captain Amangala, who at the beginning of the season claimed he will win both leagues without much ado. We definitely do not want to see the end of a team as vibrant as Ipukulu Marines this season. . .surely, there is still hope for them, but can they overcome a team which is destined for sure greatness?

Miguel DeVillas, manager of Drastik Measurez FC, had this to tell the press in a Pre-Match Conference

     ''My team has really done well this season. This is our debut season in the FA Cup and we already caused a few stirs. . .ruffled a few feathers. We defeated a few big clubs in the league to get to where we are, even the league leaders lost to us. this shows that we are a force to reckon with. as for Ipukulu, i am sorry to say this, but we are going to a defeat them. it will be sad to lose Captain Amangala if he withdraws his team after the loss. . .we are really going to miss him and his boastful antics. but i have told my boys to go for nothing other than a win . . .and that, they will do''


Asikiye Kalama Whitebread
for FPL News

coogar:
if you want torres to start scoring - axe lampard.

coogar:
with all due respect, i actually think you are the one with floating testicles in your cranial cavity.

against liverpool:

mata: 43/45 pass completion, 3 key passes, 3 scoring attempts
lampard: 58/72 pass completion, 1 key pass, 1 scoring attempt.

even a dork knows mata played better in spite of being played wide.

overall this season

mata: 407/476 pass completion, 23 key passes in 704 league minutes
lampard: 587/691 pass completion, 24 key passes in 945 league minutes.

khaki is not leather, mata is a better player than the current lampard.
take the penalty kicks out and lampard is not better than charlie adam!

nateevs:
The height stupidity. Nateevs will never ask what Mata created because Nateevs has got eyes.
Anuofia! Mata is one helluva of a player capable of playing LW, LCM and CM. Oya let's stick Lampard on the wing.

nateevs:
Like I said, a few weeks ago you were boring us with gist that leaving out Alex and promoting the cretin Bosingwa to the first team instead of Ivanovic at RB. Well the two goals mid-week were caused by the same two players you thought will revolutionise Chelsea's defence. Abi na high defence make Alex no jump well to defend corner. On the contrary, Bosingwa was fixture at LB even though he is right-footed.

You double mouthed cretin

nateevs:
Hmm. Me thinks AVB has learnt something.
Alex on.

nateevs:
Because he failed to allow the 3 pointers play.
Because he kept with duds like Ramires and sidelined the ever reliable "Lampard"
Because he played David Luiz instead of Alex.

Lastly because Torres was keeping the shape on the floor. That's why!

nateevs:
That's why we should have played Drogba. Lampard who tops the assists, key pass ratings would have come up with another one had he played.
Starting Torres was the biggest mistake. He was just keeping the shape on the floor all game.

Rubbish!

coogar:
i want to see who lord ibime would blame for his premature ejacs this time. he will likely blame adrian mutu.

BlueDiva:
Lovely goal by Drog.
I know Torres would have[b] fallen like a feather [/b]if he was the one playing.

nateevs:
Don't mind the joker. When I tell him anything about Lampard, he goes for stats. This is a picture of all passes Lamps made against Liverpool. 72 passes but not a single one into the box. . . .and the joker wants Torres to score. That to me is the definition of a midfielder. That is why having guile as a midfielder is crucial as with guile comes the skill to beat a player and find a through pass more often than not. Look at this picture and tell me that apart from arriving late into the box, Lamps' passes are any better than Mikel's.

This my friend is what I see with my eyes when I come back and tell you he had a very average game and you are raving about his record.

Now tell me I am talking rubbish. Mr Stats!

coogar:
take out the corner-kicks, deflected freekicks and penalty-kicks from lampard's stats and he's not better than charlie adam.
he played 90 mins on sunday, didn't he? and lampard got a total sum of 0 assist, 0 goal in one of chelsea's most important games at home.
what a super-player lampard is. i am sure he's better than xavi.

nateevs:
Juan Mata's passes against Liverpool.
56 Passes.

chamotex:
You call 15th position comfortable?
Im on top of the H2H . . . I guess I'm sleeping and snoring on you catz

#InOtherNews . . . I've just sent Ipukulu Marines into a relegation dog-fight.
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