₦airaland Forum

Penned a little quick sturvs yest, had to touch up a couple lines. . .




I understand. . . . you’re a playful guy/
You global. . . but locals don’t even rate you high/
cos the only time you made waves. . . was to say goodbye!/

This guy keep losing/
His wife wanna invite me to move in/ cos his hygiene booming/
and I’m a nice neat human/
She has trouble cleaning. . .
double meaning. . . ya bride need grooming!!/

Ijaw boy rock clothes that the ladies admire/
I wear a hat for goodluck. . . thats my native attire/
This nigga lack balls when he facing my fire/
Cos I make him ‘lose nuts’. . . . like he changing a tyre!/

You might spit some wordplay. . . but they lacking in humour/
You only got ONE style that you rap to consumers/
So put ya uni-verses back in the cooler/
come learn some Poly-techniques. . . .cos I'll be happy to school [/i]ya!/

Battling is just a minor addiction/
so Im liable to diss him/
but I get the feeling. . . . that I’m just recycling victims/
Im unstable as Nitrogen glycerine/
He wanna fight to submission/
So I’ma beat him [i]black and blue. . .
And expose his true colours. . . . like 'light through a prism'!/

He got a raging libido/ M@sturbating his ego/
Over-rating his weak flow/
So who’s the greatest that we know?/
He’s the G.O.A.T. . . . or ewu. . . . if translated in Igbo!!!/

Debo thought he had me beat but last last na draw draw. . .

forking Demba Ba just cost me a 9 point swing against Debo by giving away that penalty.

Lost 4 points on Simpson whilst Debo gained 5 points on Walters.

Foooork you Demba Ba!

Niggas with slippery tongues/ spit subliminal puns/
to diss me. . .but I'm busy. . . I got a city to run!/
I don't mince [/i]words half the time/ but I [i]butcher any wack behind/
cos if you got beef. . .then I got an axe to grind!/
So be gone with ya plastic lines/ before I crack ya spine/
Man is a slave to his thoughts. . . . but I'm a master[/i]mind/

Before you bring beef, better ask ya man/
You cant spit uni-verse. . . until you pass ya JAMB/
Nigga [i]lost his shine/. . . he's back spitting rusty lines/
so his rhymes no longer blaze. . . they just oxidize!/

My name majestic/ House niggas better face the exit/
You can’t go global. . . when ya fame domestic!/
My bars are cocky/ You don’t wanna spar with Rocky/
cos ya rhymes like fake diamonds. . . . carbon copy!/

coogar:
if chelsea were that clinical, you would have put the game beyond the gaynners before their classic 2nd half display.
sturridge should never play for you guys again with his selfish mentality and profligacy in front of goal. he had all the chances and he didn't make them count.

the highlights on motd exposed sturridge - he's such a limited rookie. welbeck is eons better than sturridge.

I thought Sturridge was the Maradona that was gonna bring out the best in Torres?

According to you, Nateevs and El Guapo, the reason why Torres was playing like a cripple was because Sturridge wasnt on the pitch?

coogar:
this ibime na mumu sha.

so you are going to blame that show of shame of your team on villas-boas or nateevs?
villas-boas asked 3 chelsea defenders to let walcott slip and get up and still walk with the ball into your box and score from near post?
villas-boas asked malouda to play a backpass that left john terry sprawled on the pitch. . . .
villas-boas asked bosingwa to keep van persie on his left foot(van persie's strongest foot) and put a piledriver in chelsea's net?

your punditry has gone down the drain. you need to be crucified or set on fire . . . . . . . .or both!

Arsenal coulda scored 10. Im sure AVB didnt tell the players to concede the other chances either. Just Bosingwa being on the pitch is AVB's fault.

The fixture list has been very unkind to me in FA Cup this season. Even when I do well, I seem to be playing ninjas who did outstanding.

dayokanu:
He would find a way of blaming Drogba or Lampard for the defeat

Why didnt Lampard score 6 goals?

Its DD's fault he was suspended otherwise he woulda scored the 6 goals needed.

slimshay:
Dear Ibime, I still haven't seen the game. Please how was AssH0l-e Cole and Walcott battle. I heard he did him proper, can you kindly expantiate? . Yours Sincerely, Slimshay

Walcott would be judged in tight games, not in games where he can run unchallenged from the halfway line.

mykali:
it seems like we're still recovering from this loss . . .no one is here to name names and point fingers

It will all kick off when Nateevs arrives

Yes, I was coaching U-13 team in 2006/2007.

We went for one match where we had 10 players + 1 player who forgot his ID card.

The ref would not let the player play as he forgot his registration ID meaning we had to play 10 against 11.

Regardless, my boys went 3-0 up.

Then the ref started giving the other team penalties, one for an innocuous challenge and another two penalties for "ball to hand" incidents.

The other team came back to 3-2.

Next thing I know, the ref gave another penalty for one silly "ball to hand" incident.

That's when I asked my boys to walk off the pitch.

The local FA gave us 3 point suspension plus £100 fine.

coogar:
sturridge cost chelsea the game in my opinion. looking at the chances created, chelsea should have been out of sight but sturridge felt he was a superman. for arsenal's conversion rate to be better than chelsea's at the bridge is a testament to sturridge's profligacy in front of goal. chances after chances when a simple pass to a teammate would have sufficed. he should learn from gervinho!

Where was Torres when Sturridge was copping these chances? Was he left behind when his teammates were running behind Gaynners defence?

Lots of peeps giving Sturridge stick online but I wont blame Sturridge. He's a striker not a winger. Every time he makes a dribble, he almost loses the ball. His play is too loose and he is not protective of the ball like a real winger or midfielder.

He should play as a point man and let Anelka take the right wing. Chelsea has no right-winger as good as Anelka. Sturridge is just being moved to the wing to accomodate Torres.

Why dem give Kompany -1 points?

He was not on the pitch when the penalty was scored. He should have 3 points.

A day to forget, both for Chelsea and Ipukulu Marines.

AVB scorecard = F-


Eeediot manager, taking off Sturridge and leaving wasteman Torres on the pitch.

Most useless manager in the Abramovic era so far.

4 weeks ago, he thought Lamps was surplus to requirements, now Lamps is his top scorer and top assist maker.

Eediot always giving Bosingwa starting shirt when Bosingwa is every wingers biaaatch!

Lets not even talk of Ramires.

The fool wants to eat his cake and have it. I will say it again like I've been saying all season - AVB, if you want to play ridiculous high-line, you must drop Mikel and Terry and replace them with pacy players (Luiz and Alex) otherwise everybody will pierce your incompetent offside trap! WASTEMAN!

Fuuuuuuuuck RVP!!!

Wasteman!

When I had him in my team for the first month of the season, the dude refused to score, now he's popping hattricks left, right and centre!

ritchboy:
I love how you include Arsenal on the list. Biggest win of the season, mark my words. - Nateevs

More like BIGGEST DEFEAT OF THE SEASON!

Debo always warns this scallywag called Lateef not to count his chicks before they hatch but he remains unrepentant

I wonder what excuse AVB and his retinue of deeek sorkers on NL will give this time.

This guy is crap!

5 goals conceded to the worst Arsenal team in living memory at Stamford Bridge!

Since this AVB dude came in, Ive been happy with some of his decisions, but all in all, the dude has been weighed and been found WANTING!

From scandalous defending to promoting the likes of Bosingwa to first-teamers, backing eediots like Ramires and sidelining Lampard (who proved him wrong) to ridiculous high-line of defence which gives me heart attack every game. Not to mention sidelining Anelka and Alex who are better than most of the crap on the field.

The only decent thing AVB has done so far is return Torres to some modicum of form. . . but Sturridge and Anelka are still better!

If this dude did not have 4 years on his contract, I say SACK THE EEDIOT NOW!!!!

All hail AVB!

The only manager in the world that can concede 4 goals at Stamford Bridge.

Fork off AVB!!! You're crap!!!

Mataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

AVB's substitutions have been absolutely rubbish.

He shoulda brought on Anelka for Torres and move Sturridge uptop with Anelka running at Santos.

Now the team has no shape at all with Lukaku and Torres waiting for through-pass and no one to feed them.

Torres needs to come off the FORKING pitch!

Why bring Malouda for Sturridge when Sturridge should be moved upfront?

AVB is FORKING CRAP!!!

We will not win anything with this manager and his gung-ho footie. We might as well employ Kevin Keegan if we want all-out attack and no defence.

Thats it!

AVB is NOT my manager!

If we dont win this game, today is the day AVB loses my support.

Ive never seen a Chelsea defence so porous in my life.

You can drive a truck through our right-side.

Am really getting fed up with our defending under AVB

Andre Santos is shocking defensively.

How come every diagonal ball from Chelsea gets to the man Andre Santos is supposed to mark?

Even that pass from Lamps to Sturridge just now supposed to be cut out by Santos

Brilliant song!


Flavour is songster of the moment.

I will not be watching Super Eagles anymore if either a foreign coach or one of the old glass house stooges are appointed.

We're tired of MOU's, pacts and bla bla bla. Its time to turn rhetoric into results.

Seems like JT is getting his comeuppance. Heads like Heskey and Ferdinand are advising the FA to go after racist behaviour with full aplomb whilst Ferdinand brothers are having none of it. Perhaps the boy from Barking has always had pseudo-racist tendencies and even his own England teammates are turning their back.

On one hand, I say everyone must come to equity with clean hands. If JT was truly racist, the FA should root out all cobwebs and remove him from the England team. On the other hand, I actually feel sorry for the boy from Barking cos he can't help his upbringing.

On the funnier side, somebody said that "Anton is black and he's also a cun.t so whats the big deal?" 

The Govt should simply Nationalise the import and distribution of Petroleum products if they cannot regulate the Private Sector effectively so to do.