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I smell a conspiracy.

Is someone taking the pyss or what?

I go craze for here o! Abi dem no know who Borokiri Boyz be for this town? Na me dem want try??!!

Aw da fluck did Carroll, Adam, Dann and Johnson all cop maximum bonus points?

E be like say FPL done dey consult with my rivals. I go show dem say Borokiri Boyz are badman town. Pump up the shotty in dem rasclaaaart poosseewholes!!!!!

Chei, abeg make one of my midfielders no play, make I collect that Albrighton points.

^^The gap between graduate and non-graduate pay has been declining for many years now. Most youngsters are feeling like it doesn't make economic sense to go to uni when they look at some of the graduate salaries these days.

Secondly, I hope the students will give the Cons whatfor over this issue cos as far as I'm concerned, politicians have been taking the mick over university promises for the last 12 years. I'm sure Tony Blair promised not to scrap Uni grants, but he did, then he increased tuition ontop. Now fees are moving up to 9k. . . all this in the space of just 10 years!

Students must make a strong stand this time to ensure their sector is not seen as a soft touch when it comes to budget decisions. I wish to see their sector made as untouchable as the NHS.

This is why you have to respect the likes of Ojukwu and Gowon who tried to fight war by conventional means. Of course not excusing butchers like Murtala Mohammed etc.

Will try to watch the video later.

Some dey progress go G20

Others dey progress go failed state.

Which one go happen first.

When my father was getting free milk from the Government in school in 1960, GDP was nearly zero.

As GDP dey grow, na so our suffer dey increase.

Make una carry go abeg.

IBIME: CHAMO POSITION UNSTABLE AT GAYLORDS

Borokiri Boyz manager Tamuno Ibime today opened a can of worms in the pre-match press conference ahead of this weekend's clash with Chamokazzie Gaylords. Ibime kicked off the verbal volleys by claiming that Gaylords chairman Fruityfag Bendover tried to tap him up to replace Chamokazzie following some poor performances by the Gaylords in recent weeks. According to Ibime, "Chamokazzie is one the most improved manager in the league, and it beggars belief that his position is even under threat. Chairmen like Bendover are simply insatiable." Asked whether he ever entertained the thought of accepting Bendovers offer, Ibime replied, "Tufiakwa! I am a straight character, and I respect contracts. There are a lot of bent people in this game, but I am cut from more traditional cloth. It would be prepostorous to even entertain such thoughts. Besides, I don't think I would fit in at Gaylords due to personal reasons." When pressed further on those personal reasons, Ibime kept mum responding that he "didn't want to upset a particaular section of the population in the interest of political correctness."

In an exhiliarating press conference, Ibime also started a war of words when he revealed that Gateway manager TKB417 had spurned the traditional match bottle of red wine after their clash at the weekend. Ibime was furious at such "despicable behaviour", claiming that TKB has always had a chip on his shoulder, and that the reasons for his errant behaviour may be deep rooted. According to Ibime "TKB has low self esteem. He has never congratulated me after a victory. He is envious of my position, but he lacks the gravitas to manage a team like Borokiri Boyz. He's had a lucky run with Gateway, but he will never break through the glass ceiling created by his own personal inadequacies." Asked whether his words would only motivate TKB to seek revenge in the return leg, Ibime simply replied "Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

There is nothing more wicked than ruining the future of students before they even start. During ma sisters time, tuition was completely free. They didn't even have student loans, they were given grants. By my time, I came out owing about 16k on student loans, while the next generation would owe 27k on tuition fees alone, before we even talk of student loan for living expenses.

@ Nateevs,

True talk or just jesting?

I splurge opulent/
My verse deserve prominence/
on the greatest of earths monuments/
. . so please insert compliments!/


My beef served with condiments/
Herbs, verbs and consonants/
and my swagger is sure. . . cos victory preserves confidence/
My swerve dominant/
cos my work is prominent/
I pyss on rappers so much, I should learn to nurse incontinence/
Yall nerds incompetent/
Don't disturb my conglomerate/
Your Word can't Excel. . .even if you merge documents!/

^^Nice nice nice

@ DBR,

Arranging lyrics on BB is just a case of sending text or email to yourself, then just copy and paste on Nairaland when edited.

How can DBR go Ruggedman on Ibi. Which money in get for bank?

I go holla back later.

oNe

Why should I be keyhole peeping/ when I see no reason/
Every time you turn ya back. . .that cheap ho sneaking/
Don't act like its Greek that this negro speaking/
cos even you yourself know that she eat those se.men/

I should stop taking the pyss. . .but my amino leaking/
Don't test Ibi. . .cos he no weakling/
You a circus clown. . so pack ya bags. . .cos the freak show leaving/
Have his negros pleading. . .Ibi, please don't beat him!/
Do people need him?. . .so why is this mosquito breathing?/

@ Ofoka,

That Hey Macarena line got me LMAO



Quick one. . . . .



Them multies dont rhyme. . . . you confusing the rules/
Im ruthless and cruel/ He's useless. . .so Im abusing the fool/
Im truly a bull/ Chicks know me for using my tool/
Sue me, Im cool. . . . ya wife used to pursue me in school!/

Im removing this mule/ no matter which manouvre he pull/
He better learn, I burn mics. . . and I'ma use him as fuel!!/
Monoflow King. . .this nigga wanna ruin my rule/
He can have the throne. . . only after I poop in the stool!/

Malaria is a dormant disease that can flare up at any time. I once caught malaria without stepping foot in a tropical country for months.

Are we still at policy stage?

Am sure the TARP fund was up and running within a few weeks.

Should come as no surprise.

He wanna monoflow rap, but can't handle the pace/
My anvil erase/ any sample or trace/ of this manical case/
I'm from the most tyranical race/
He just got a motormouth. . .so Ill fix his mechanical face!/

In the club, I throw Benjies for the dancers to chase/
but his @ss throw nought. . .so he'll get landed in space!/
I spit multies when I damage the place/
cos I'm the monoflow King. . .he a monosyllabic disgrace!/

I'm the savage/ doing damage/ to this African Ape/
My bars got him locked down. . .in an animal cage/
This faggit will get manically rap.ed/ by a mechanical lathe/
He's actually straight/. . but enjoys having pistons rammed up his gape!/

He must be high off that Brandy and Chase/
I put his soul under my feet. . like its his sandal I laced/
I'm high speed like a camera chase/
Dump him in the sulo. . .cos this nigga been branded a waste/

Talking about some great wordplay that he managed to lace?/
That aint a case he can validly make/
cos if I'm being candidly straight. . .
after my magnum came loud, he got ran off the stage!!/

^^Thats why I made him ma first sub so since Elmody didn't play, He takes his place.

@ Megastreet,

Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!

Niggas calling my name should beware of the Lord/
cos last battle, he was too weary. . .to carry the cross/
He think he Damocles. . . Ill prepare him a sword/
and bury this hog/ in a cemetary or burial ward/

My area broad/ I stretch across Iberian Azores/
My trajectory dissecting through a variant course/
He must be drunk off that Sherry and Sauce/
cos beef with me. . . is something he can barely afford!/

He just envy my floss/ I wonder how he bearing the loss/
cos last time, he got phucked like Bavarian whores/
He better stick close to merrier shores/
That thin line between life and death. . .he'll get ferried across!/

My baptism of fire. . . leave this Presybyterian floored/
ask any American or Aryan broad/ how much Im very adored/
My raps attract some heavy applause/
even from niggas who got they hands chopped off. . .  .by Sharia laws!/

Im the Monoflow King, he just an Area boss/
and no dey ask if na keystyle. . . clearly, of course!/
Im airing this fraud/ How dare you compare him to God?/
I render him extinct. . . like a Sumerian horde/

^^

Uh. . .OK. The way you talk in the first person (using we and me, instead of them) for this thread, I think say na your papa dey stash loot. No blame me jor. You have not communicated very clearly.

^Sharrrraaaaaaaaap dia!

I'm sure you enjoy the nice car, highbrow homes and Western education, then coming here to yarn megedefegede about bible quotes.

If you find the actions of your ole barawo father truly morally reprehensible, then don't be a conduit for his stashed loots. These Governor pickin go dey yarn nonsense about not agreeing with their pops stealing, yet the house is in their name, their bank account is deposited with stolen dollars. Very few have the courage to reject these stolen comforts, then them go come her dey yarn nonsense about bible quotes.

^^^Sharraaaaaaaaaap dia!!!

Next time think properly before ranting and raving nonsense. Anelka is our top performers this season, and a true world class performer/playmaker extraordinaire.

As for Ramires,that £18m is really starting to look steep.

The fact you called him Prof Emeagwali (without Professorship) is enough proof.

So Mr Emeagwali, please send me my money, although N20,000 no go belleful me, try up am small.

Load of poppycocks.

What was his political reason for kidnapping people in Okrika/Ogoni axis when he was working for Ateke?

So because someone goes to private school, its open season on them? Abi broke guys sef no dey go private school?
When even Okada riders get kidnapped in Aba for N10,000, this guy is here yarning shyt about Ngwa this, Ngwa that.

We need to start setting some industrial standards and accreditation.

You can't win certain contracts in the UK without things like ISO 14001, CHAS, IIP, FSA and other accreditation that certify best practice in your business and give also imbibe professionalism in your workers.

Secondly, as everyone has said infrastructure is a problem.

Thirdly lack of an efficient postal system that would allow B2B and B2C operations flow smoothly.

Fourthly, lack of soft skills in the Nigerian worker, poor customer service skills, as well as poor literacy.

4thly, culture of corruption which never allows us to build up systems and procedures. The natural Nigerian mindset is focussed on beating the system and finding shortcuts.

Monoflow niggas aint got half my skill/
Yall funny type nuccas make me laugh for real/
Yall softer than a daffodil/ but its a fact I'm ill/
Pound for pound, every verse worth like half a mill/
I got the mass appeal/ and cadillac on platinum wheels/
If y'all don't my swag, then go swallow a bag of pills/
Yall better go draft ya will/ cos you know this savage kill/
I don't care how many chicks you got. . .cos you a faggit still/
I pack the steel/ to blast ya quill/
I control the match with skill/
So yall ballers can't get no results here. . after nil/
I rap for real/ something that you have to feel/
To get that cash I will/ break through the Gates and batter Bill/
My la' famil/ a bunch of angry cats that steal/
Yall survive the tornado. . but you'll die in the afterspill/

@ Megastreet,

Sharrap dia!

Anelka is our only playmaker in the team.

The MOTD commentator says he's copped 12 goals this season. Wetin else you want.

You have someone playing ostensibly as a winger, and with the output of a no9 and you are still here yarning megedefegede.

If you were expecting him to play DD target man style, then the problem is with your perception, not with the player.

Dis one I dey hear say Lucas dominate, abi Essien been no dey for pitch?

Nna wetin be all this negative news I dey hear for here. I just go see my cousin for hospital. I no want hear nonsense. Someone update me scores abeg. . .and we better be winning!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=481784.msg7094083#msg7094083 date=1289108427]@Ibime
Player's values don't appreciate while they are injured so under no circumstance would I keep a crock in my team! There is no way that player's value would rise beyond ma reach while they are injured.[/quote]hmmm. . . Think again. . . thats not the reason!

Ill give you a clue: If you buy a player and his value increases by £0.2m, you only get to keep £0.1m