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You aint got no career in rap/ no fear in that/
You on the road to nowhere. . . better peer at the map/
Take some beer and relax/ and stick to the day job/
You'll get passed to glory . . for trying to[i] play[/i] God/
I spit unparalleled. . . cos ya lines cant touch mine/
Cymbals greet my punchlines/ . . so Drummer boy, give it to me. . one time!/
I blast swiftly/ My trigger fingers mad itchy/
so dont get rash with me. . . otherwise get scratched quickly!/
I got ya life on lock, so Ima turn the key/
A wiser man would have learned to flee/ when death is a near certainty/
Y'all lil @ss rappers better stay in ya lane/
My words like lethal dope. . . you die. . if you take it in vein/


My current flow will carry a nigga out to the Great Sea/
so the Underground is his safe scene/. . cos he'll drown in my mainstream!/
I leave ya father dead/ use an axe to carve his dread/
Call me Moses or call me barber. . . cos Ill part his head/
Rip apart his bed/ when I service his wife/
No use preserving his life/ cos he's worthless and trife!/
I got some urgent advice/ Dont swim against torrents/
Im like voltage. . . niggas cant resist whats current/
The rhymes Ive spoken/ show my mind is golden/
If you get a big hit. . . it prolly means ya eyes are swollen/
Its quite clear/ this nigga is deluded to fight here/
If wishes were horses. . . Ima turn into his night mare!/


I spit like Ja Rule. . . not cause he got a nice flow/
but cos Im known to murder ink. . . when I strangle a biro/
So call ya wolves, Im tearing ya goons/to prepare you a suit/
and make you wear wolf. . . like you stared at the moon/
Ya sister know I clandestinely appear in her room/
Phuck her till she screams. . . couldnt care what your parents assume/
Im tearing her womb/ and Im bound to stay long/
and Im sure your neighbours know my name. . . like Trey Songz/
Before I phuck a beat, I wear a packet of "Spit Safe"/
This faggit is bytch made/. . .with six blades/. . trapped in his rib cage/


My design is so ill/ I rhyme with no frills/
Battle? Ill break ya bars. . like Michael Schofield/
You better cool it homes/ before my tool is blown/
You better Netscape. . . before I shoot you with my Google chrome/
Battling me's a real hassle/ so feel free to feel shackled/
I school him. . . and put him on suspension. . . like a wheel axle!/
This ignorant peasant/ will get given a lesson/
Ill put money on his head. . . like traditional weddings!/
My soldiers March on him. . . have him calling May Day/
Hell only beat me. . .if he had one wish. . . like Ray Jay/
Ive travelled the world like a phucking pilgrim/
Last time this nigga left home. . . his mother almost killed him!/
You hard as metal?. . . well Im Rumplesteilskin/
Not the childrens fairytale. . . I really rumple steel skin!/
I got rhymes for days, I aint stingy man/
My flow generate whats!!!. . . . like Kainji Dam!/

Debosky, I hope you wont be playing a "long game" till week 39. The "long game" you played last season has extended into this season already! 

As for me, I believe in starting the season by increasing the value of my team, so I can afford as many pointscorers as possible. The only person I fear in this game is Kokomaster cos he is the only one whose team value is greater than mine. My team is already worth £105.7m, so I can afford better players than the next guy.

^^^The patient dog gets the fattest bone. . . some peeps went ahead and sold VDV and Nani. . . the question is can they afford to buy them back?

Ibime:
Dayo has copped 9 points from 7 players.

Correction. . . thats 8 points from 7 players. . . .Dayo don set new record. . . hehehehehe

Dayo has copped 9 points from 7 players.

I think its fair to say this week is a walkover for Borokiri Boyz. . .

I have related with about 4 different families. TBH, they do play along with the joke, and people do joke about their popsies but only ever so rarely, and only around a group they are comfortable with. One of em always used to complain about OBJ and the pressure he was putting on her pops. It was obvious OBJ had showed her pops pepper. . . but TBH, people dont talk about problems in Naija amongst them. The only one I know who brazenly jokes and laughs and accept comments without shame is from the fam of one notorious former leader in Rivers State. 

Theres another family who dont associate with Nigerians at all. These ones hit massive, and were at the top of the list when the bank debtors were named and shamed. They completely whitewashed themselves, and already dissociated themselves whilst they were still in Naija. They were already going to expatriate school in PH, and if they see you (in PH) when they're with their white schoolmates, they start forming fune for you. hehehehehe

I just found out Anelka has quietly copped 10 goals this season.

I like the way Carlotti is blending the younguns. Josh is taking his opps but Kakuta is not taking his chance. And BTW, I'm hope our midfield will be Essien, Zhirkov, Lampard. Mikels been playing well, but Zhirkov has that ability to overload the left wing when he drifts out from midfield.

BTW, I see Mancienne is finding some form recently. I hope we haven't given up on him (as a DM).

Rumour mill says we gonna cop Dario Srna on free transfer. He's another Bosingwa-type player.

BTW, I have to credit Carlotti with changing my mind about flying full backs cos Ashley is playing to my delight everyweek.

As for tomorrow match, I pray Carlotti just let Kalou loose on Glen Johnson.

Freestyle Friday. . . .


I bring truth to the light/ and youth to the fight/
Politically, I move to the right/ and rule from the Reich/
I got chicks infusing my pipe/
like stealth bombers and air-tankers. . . refuelling in flight!/
Im smooth on the mic/ like Joseph Goebbels/
In 2 dimensional vectors. . . the globe's a circle/
My flows infernal/ and my souls eternal/
I pop shells off ya back. . . like a homeless turtle/
I compose a journal/ from the wisdom I've reaped/
from scriptures and sheets/ that were written in Greek/
I've never witnessed defeat/ unless that nigga is Street/
and even then, he didn't find the pyhrric victory sweet/
That aint a stunt he'd be quick to repeat/
They say Ibi elevated. . . I only lifted my feet/
Lemme stick to the briefs/ and get right to the facts/
My lightning react/ faster than Tyson attacks/
The Mbison of rap/ with thoughts that confound/
Try to elevate ya swag. . . and get brought to the ground/
I got so many followers. . . you'll get lost in the crowd/
Im having visions/ of apparitions/ that I saw in a shroud/
Im at an elite stage/ a master of each trade/
Parsons schooled me that turbines spin faster with three blades/
I last through a heat wave/ cos Im cool like that/
after hearing y'all. . . Im convinced any fool might rap/
This is plain sailing, so rig me a mast/
After the summer, Im making sure y'all niggas wither like grass/
If I rap how I phuck. . . then Im finishing last/
. . . but thats only cos I gotta do a victory lap!/
Y'all niggas history. . . WRAP!/

@ Mykali, I see you stepping your multi game up tremendously. . . I recommend Kool G Rap for accelerated learning course. . . I learned to compose multis by listening to Kool G Rap Roots of Evil album. . .

@ Nellaluv, 1 luv. Oya spit something. 

@ Elbereth. Go for his head!!!! 


I dey come. . . .Friday night freestyle on the way once I round up couple things. . . .

I make em throw they hands up, like they holding a sign/
Peace to my nigga Crude, cos his flow is refined/
And when Im on the mic/ niggas dont wanna fight/
I never bitumen. . . I flow lighter than Bonny light/
Was kinda sad today/ cos my man Brock passed away/
but thats the game of life that we have to play/
Now he chilling up there with Jam Master Jay/
showing Biggie and 2Pac his new rap display/
Back on AHH, he was the first guy to battle me/
I beat him. . . but he kept coming back like a salary/
And we got to develop a strong mutual respect/
Battle raps? He was known to put losers in check/
But enough about sad things, lemme spit that raw crack/
Im sure that/ niggas who call my bluff. . .will get called back/
And I wont accept no answer machine/
You wanna be a star. . .cross me. . . I cancel ya dream/
Im a lyrical thespian/ having 3sum with ya chick and a lesbian/
cos I ride whores. . . like Olympic equestrians/
Y'all stans are really wack/ The fans aint feeling that/
You need to change ya style. . . if you plan to be in rap/
I plan to have y'all faggit niggas smacked/
cos y'all really aint dope. . . y'all just Canibus re-hashed!!/
I spit conjectures. . . y'all understand it as a fact/
You spit truth. . . nobody cares. . . its standing that you lack!/
I spit like Cannons in Iraq/ plus I push a caddi/
eating Behind like candy/ cos chicks know Im a sugar daddy/
Some niggas throw in-sult when they murder the mic/
but when I throw in-salt. . . Im preserving his life!!!/
I spit something to drool/ He aint hot, he just covered in wool/
His rhymes should get the red flag. . . cos they nothing but bull!/
I burn his @ss/ Drive over with a converted Jag/
and flip a nigga under the axes. . . like an inverted graph/
I hope you learning fast/ I keep it hot like a Thermoflask/
Get rich or die trying?. . . Id rather murder cash/
so phuck the click you claim/ cos Im equipped with aim/
to make you think outside the box. . . when I spill ya brain!/
You'll get singed with flames/ for tryna battle a vet/
I drive my point home. . . and I aint even hammer it yet/
I got a screw loose. . . put my spanner in check/
If he fight like a bytch. . I put my hand on his neck/
Im commanding respect/ in every sphere of endeavour/
I whip his hide, till Im tearing the leather/
My adversaries fear that Im clever/ Put ya head in a dresser. . .
. . . close it. . . then ask how you bearing the pressure!!/
You aint hearing the lecture/ so Im stressing the point/
I bless and annoint/ everytime I step on a joint/
I engrain greatness. . . y'all niggas just corny/
but I aint gotta brag. . .cos ya girl blow my trumpet for me. . .when Im Hot!/

A National agency complaining that they forgot to odd VAT to their procurement calculations? Hmmmmm. . .amateurs.

RIP Brock.

I once battled him. Sad to hear. RIP.

I see beef brewing up, so my verse is a sideshow/
Lemme warm the crowd, before these two make the mic glow/
I spit that Hydro/ like Kainji Dam/
but they wanna cut me short like a pygmy man/
Im holding 60 grand/. . .thats just my layback fare/
And I aint talking Naira. . . lemme make that clear!/
Hungry niggas claim they know me from way back where/
hoping I remember. . . so they can take that share/
Hungry chicks wanna dance so I can spray that there/
but I only spray one's. . . no matter how they shake that rear!/
I prevail and move mics/ They dont hail what you write/
so skip the stories son. . . cos its tales by moonlight/
This frail baboon might/ get impaled by crude spikes/
Confra this, confra that. . . they never sailed like two kites/
Thats why I copywrite it/ so niggas'll pirate/
cos if they like it/ I know they gonna bite it/
but if you bang for real, throw ya sets on three/
Elbereth v DBR. . . and the bets on me!/
I offer DBR at 7 to 2/ to sever this dude/
but Elbereth is even odds. . . if he get in the mood/
So its a close fight, niggas better double or nothing/
Last bet. . . £100. . . these mothaphockas is bluffing/

DBR:
seekin moment of glory. .i leave this rodent gory/
u got no potent story. .with your lil docent poetry/
wanna die in a hurry. .this aint the moment for it/
u versus me?. .your skill makes no cogent offering/

no question this aint no battle . .just a warnin shot/
at your hottest u wudnt score a point while im warmin up/
drum it up. ./u kno ma wordplay crashes like high tide/
beware. .Beef from me is always seasoned with cyanide/
u wont just bite the dust . .i leave u in hall way chewin granite/

Sharp. . .

Kalous dribbling is legendary. Just ask Mascherano circa UCL 2009.

Although some Bitchboys believe Diaby is the best dribbler without end product, I believe that award goes to Kalou. Hehehehehe

Look at that finish. . . .

One variable often overlooked in the debate about the merits and demerits of a free market system is the effect the internet is having on globalisation.

The baby boomer generation long lauded the benefits of capitalism which brought them the middle class lifestyle. What the internet did was expose the fact that the capitalism which worked for em was a pseudo-nationalism.

As soon as the internet exposed the underskilled, overpaid American workers to "free market competition" against Indian and Chinese counterparts, they were to be uncompetitive on price and skills. This is why capitalism needs a dose of protectionism, and even unionism.

Does capitalism work? What else would offer incentive for innovation and entrepreneurism? At the same time, capitalism without state intervention will only lead to massive wealth disparity. Since Bill Clintons massive job creation in the 90's, the US has always had a jobless recovery after each downturn, and the only underlying factor is the Internet which has truly made the world a global village.

Did Rafa bring Obiorah on to play right back? If Obiorah is face-to-face with Bale then someone must be out of position.

I'm sure everybody remember how Sven Bender abi Lars Bender ran from his own box whilst Obiorah was chasing him puffing and wheezing, and ran through to knock Naija out of Egypt 2009. Regardless, Obiorah was by far Naija best player in that tournament, and the most exciting Nigerian since Mikel. Obiorah is a pass master and possession hog extraordinaire, and I would back him to succeed anywhere as long as he does not rot in Inter youth team while claiming to be "19 years old".

Obiorah has no pace whatsover. He is slower than Mikel even. If he backed off, he knows why. Why chase a moving train?

Obiorah is just like Mikel. Quality on the ball, never loses possession etc. Anyone who expects Obiorah to stay with Bale though is a nincompoop. Why couldn't Fabregas stay with Babel in UCL quarter-final 2 seasons ago

Much ado about nothing.

Hammer should stop forcing his religious views on people abeg.

Apparently the beef started when Hammer was parlaying with Kanye West during Jesus Walks period, and Hammer asked Kanye about "Hellboy" and word got back to Jay-Z that Hammer is talking slick.

Hammer been hating for a minute.

I see its my good friend Saber Schaneffer abi na Kaiser FC abi wetin. I was gonna reverse cowgirl my next opponent but since I'm on good terms with African Peter Crouch, I would give him the option of choosing his preferred style like 2Pac, HOW DO YOU WANT IT?

Na who I go reverse cowgirl nerxt week? Make de pesin show in face now so I fit mercy am

Dokubo better forget campaigning (1.) For that murderer called Sekibo (2.) Against the popular Amaechi.

It seems Dokubo has truly gone mad. I'm sure he would remember how many of his boys were slaughtered by Ateke in 2003 with the backing of Sekibo.

PRESS RELEASE. . .


It has come to our attention that certain expired managers who have beqeathed a legacy of failure to their respective teams are obsessed with speculating about the performance of TamunoIbime on a weekly basis. It is said that when a lion is injured, the antelope will find cause to rejoice. We at Borokiri FC exhort these managerial nonentities to make a name for themselves rather than concentrating on whether Borokiri FC is in a bullish or bearish position on the FPL index. We know those who engage habitually in the politics of failure, and we will not reduce ourselves to their level. Should we nitpick over the performance of these managers on a weekly basis, it will destabilise the polity and turn this FPL process into a Do or Die Affair which will be extremely uncomfortable for all involved.

This constant spotlighting of Borokiri Boyz weekly performance is quite funny when one considers that TamunoIbime does not look any further than the top 8 positions when he studies the league table. Hence any team below Gateway FC does not factor in TamunoIbime's reckoning. Mr Ibime does not even know where the likes of Jose Pharinho, Adeballz, Abuloma Boiz, Kaiser FC and Bitchboy sit on the table, although Mr Ibime has noticed the meteoric rise of FC Wendoworld and would like to commend his superb performance in this congressional cycle.


Ima Niboro,

Press Secretary,
Borokiri Boyz FC

^^^Ive not watched French League since 08/09 when Channel 4 pulled the plug on the Ligue 1 show.

I know Tremoulinas played very well at left-back last season and almost made the French squad.

Rami, cant really say much about him. He was nondescript centre-back couple years ago. If Bayern are interested in him now, then he mustav really improved. . .

E be like say you be professional for this Ashi joint, if not how you take know say Ashi joint no dey get receptionist? And BTW, why Ashi joint no go get receptionist? Abi na mama put Ashi joint you been frequent for OAU? Oya confess!!!

@ Dayo,

We know those who specialise in paying for what others get for free, and we are quite sure your history bears this out. I only happened to visit the Ashi joint because my guide's girlfriend worked there as a receptionist. Let those who regularly patronise such establishments speak on this matter, for it is not a shame for you to admit to what most men have tried once in their life.

@ Muki,

Abi Freetonians no be Sierra Leonians again? Infact, why wouldn't Sierra Leonians engage in such acts when they are known for same all over West Africa?

@ Bitchboy,

I believe the argument was whether Bosingwa would be a regular and like I said, not till January.

Who gives a fluck if your sub scored 2 pts? Will he score the same as Cashley every week?

Nice one!!!!!!