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No player returning from a year out will play every game. He will be eased backed gently. The first 3 months after a long injury usually comes with slight tweaks and strains of muscles that have been out of action for the last year.

There is 2.5m difference between Ashley and Bose. If Ashley cops 3 pts more than Bose every week (like he did today), then the differential in a £100m team would be 3x(100/2.5)= 120pts.

So if every extra £1m I put toward Ashley cops me 1.2 points extra per week (or 120 points for £100m budget), then I dare say that Ashley puts my money to work a lot better.

Finally, Ashley @ £8m is copping the same points as DD and Tevez. I think its obvious that Ashley is the most productive player pound for pound.

I get the feeling some niggas are quite simple. Hehehehehe

I've been unable to check me scores sef cos I'm visiting me niece. I'm quite sure Muki done already surrender though.

As for Bosingwa story, let him keep his place after Alex returns then Ill consider buying him.

This one wey Carrol done score abi de guy try spite me? After Andy Carrolls girfriend sent her goons to burn Andy Carrolls car, I decided that he was too much of a bad influence in my dressing room. I hope his replacement Tevez will cop a hattrick tomorrow.

Every footballer like every other person wants the maximum pay packet, but there's a good way to go about it. The first guy to start this game of brinkmanship over contracts at Manure was Roy Keane, when he was insisting on 50k per weel contract circa 2002 and flirting with Juventus. I heard Roy Keane running his gob about Rooney and chatting all sorts of ballacks that Rooney should take care of himself only. You never hear such nonsense from real club legends like Giggs and Scholes.

BTW, Rooney deal is 180k basic. Any talk of 250k must be estimation of additional image rights.

^^Ill comment after the votes cos I don't wanna influence voting process.

They don't want names to be named.

hmmmmm. . About build-ups. . .from a technical point of view, I comment my reserve!!!! Hehehehe

Shouts to DBR.

Rooney is simply a greedy sod who engaged in a game of mercenarial brinkmanship to increase his wage packet. Must he rubbish his teammates cos he want more dollars? Likes of Vidic were a lot more tactful in their contract negotiations. At least Vidic had the sense to tell us its because his wife can't settle in Manchester! Hehehehehehe.

Rooney would forever be known as a mercenary, and that would dampen his legend status. . .think of poor Ashley Cole who was crucified by Gayyners for rejecting 55k, even when his mates were all earning 80k. By comparison to Rooney, Ashley Cole is a saint!. . .but if you thunk Rooney was bad, consider the case of Drogba who spent 2 whole years telling us that "when he arrived at Chelsea, he was hoping to fail the medical". . .and spent every week of those 2 years telling us that he loves playing for Barca/Milan/Inter/Juve/Madrid etc and that he wants to leave cos they all wanna sign him. Hehehehehehe. Adebayor was kicked out of Arsenal and branded greedy for way less than what DD and Rooney have done!

$25bn is equal to Nigerias yearly budget ($27bln). . .what are these goons talking about?

They should have used the N10bln used for Independence day celebration for another airport sef, or even another bridge over the Niger.

The verses are in, you still dey ask about thread

@ Eldee,

Holla us on FFR. Cheers.

@ Eldee,

Abeg delete Ofokas thread to prevent duplicity. Also edit my last line to read "Toyin" instead of "Tony". I made a typo.

My verse is in. . .

Foreigners always tell us we are next to blow. . its been happening for the last 50 years. . these foreigners know nothing about the internal dynamics or corruption in Nigeria. We should be chasing MDG's which we have failed to keep up with, instead of chasing GDP growth which only profits the top end political rent seekers who quickly repatriate all our money abroad.

@ Eldee,

Abeg holla at us on FFR. Warcraft services are needed.

9pm today is not a problem!

Just make sure you disgrace me cos nothing less will do! hehehehehe

I heard it was ma girl Reeama Reeamas birthday not too long ago. As a gesture, I've decided to give her 8 points head start. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

@ DBR,

Send the verse to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com and Ill holla Eldee to handle biz.

BTW, I did a little scribbling last night and I'm halfway through. Will finish after work today, so if you wanna bring the deadline forward I'm all set to go.

Na I'm out dawg. . .I always come through when the heat is on though. . .my multis dictate my punches and not the other way round so all I need to do is arrange some multis and the punch will jump out. hehehehehe

32 lines, one round. . .if its close, then we can go second round. . . . I think Ill have chance to write before then, but lets set deadline for Wednesday 9pm. . . take it easy on the punches o, I no get anything inside my BB, and I know say you get 50 punches stashed away!

hehehehe. . .Ofoka aint my goon, he just hyping like Don King like he did in my battle with Bamsyle. . .am cool with Ofoka, as long as he don't make no comments. . . otherwise holla at Eldee or HJ. . .32 lines, you set the deadline, but not this weekend cos I got to travel up north.

Hahahahaha. . .nice comeback dawg. . .let's meet at the arena. . .you choose the deadline. . .not this weekend though cos I'm travelling. . . if you beat me, then you can really say you merked me. . .not this premature claim to victory/ which is lame and shifty/. . .hehehehehe

@ Debo,

And some people are wondering why they finished bottom of the league in FPL! Hehehehehe

Diaby was the 2nd best points per game. Denilson doesn't figure cos he hardly played. Arshavins price dropped from 11.5m to 9.5m due to lack of productivity. Diabys price rose by more that 1m and would have risen more if not for intermittent injuries. Almost every game Diaby played for me, he copped a goal, assist or bonus points.

We going back to back, and DBR is a good sport/
It aint about who won or who lost/ Just give us our kudos/
but if you blog/ and claim that you murked me/ I'm taking it dirty/
hit you with so many punches, you'll be praying for mercy/
Don't hype yourself dawg, you was never grand/
Spitting played out punches about Neverland/ isn't clever man/
This geezer drop/ long after the meter stop/ He better heed the tock/
cos when you cypher. . . half the battle is to beat the clock!/
He might punch great/ but he didn't do it in one take/
Now he lying through his teeth that he wrote it on his lunchbreak!/ (lol)
Ofoka done warned you/ not to write rhymes after its long due/
then pass it off the next day as something you did impromptu/
That's a byntch move/ Something a homo rapper would so/
so when you say you freestyling, you only dropping clues!/ (cc) hehehehe
so any claim of victory/ is lame and shifty/
He took hours while I came in swiftly. . .so the game is rigged gee!/
And his comeback is that he got a life offline/
Well I do too. . .and still I give his wife some time!/
Just write some rhymes/ cos excuses don't carry weight/
We know you married, GREAT!/ Now spit something to make us salivate!/
They know I'm the man/ cos the flow I command/ would explode in his hand/
while he repeat "Mind" nine times. . .like its a poetry slam!/
I spit the last verse to show he can't trouble my rhymes/
cos his level don't measure up if I doubled my time/
Im phocking designed/ to rip his Manuscript/
His flow laminar, so when I freestyle, I swam through it!/
Enuff is said/ Just meet me on Ofoka's thread/
And I swear/ by every hair/ on my mother's head. . .you're phocking dead!!!/

He had the 2nd best points per game of all Arsenal midfielders in FPL!

This sounds like a plant by unscrupulous elements.

And may I add, any nation working against itself will not stand. Splitting the country is long overdue.

^^^ In football, there is no permanent alliance, only permanent interest. lol.

Anybody wey no want Diaby should send him to Chelsea abeg. Diaby was the 2nd most productive player at Arsenal last year and copped me loads of FPL points.

I suspect Mykali! lol

But seriously, does the journalist expect us to believe that there are Spartak Moscow fans in Rivers State?