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Is DD back to his old self?

Come abi Nasri don score or wetin? He's my capitan in FPL o.

Is it still 1-1? I'm on the train.

@ Bitchboy,

How many points has Bosingwa copped you so far today?

^^Sharrap!

How many Ashi do you know?

I've passed by 2 Ashi joints (not for conjugal visit) in Serrekunda and The strip, and most of em are Freetonians! Hehehehehe

Do you think every Mathematician can know or even understand all the publications in journals. You think say Mathematics na philosophy wey you go just read like book. A maths Professor could pick up a journal and only understand 2 or 3 articles in there. Chike Obi has obviously solved some Mathematics, submitted it for peer review, and fellow Mathematicians have decided that he used the same method which had been tried 3 years earlier and been disproved. He didn't go beating his chest and making fallacious claims about it so case closed. We are talking about a well respected and pioneer Mathematician in Africa with full Professorship and teaching and research position in one of the best unis in Africa.

I don't need to do better than that. It is the most fitting reply for airbrained sciolists who believe that much capital can be withdrawn from the system and that banks who lent recklessly and got burnt will not be cautious with their loan books. I set you one simple task - find me a Western nation where banks are lending.

Pls remove Chike Obi from that list.

This is nothing new. I was in Gambia last year, and you can't walk down the beach for 5 minutes without seeing 10 young Gambians with white Grandmums. That culture is engrained in Gambia. And BTW, most of the female pros in Gambia are Nigerians and Sierra Leonians.

Ariaria analysts spewing bunkum above. Don't worry, banks will soon come on roadshow to your market to fleece you and your naïve cohorts into buying overbloated stocks. , just like they did in times past. Then they will have capital to lend. Hehehehehe.

In autopsy, lemme add that ma favourite DBR lines was:

This dude is only as tight as he-claims/
When a horse pulverise his a$$ with me pulling the reins/

How can one still claim to be 'tight' after being pulverised by a horse. Hehehehehe

Whilst ma favourite line of mine comes from Round 1:

Im ruing the sad loss/ when this dude hit the ashphalt/
He'll get pushed off the last floor/. . . with only a waterproof bag . . . to use as a drag force!!/

Waterproof bag was supposed to make the reader envision me forecing DBR off the top floor and giving him a waterproof bag to use as a parachute. I wasn't sure how to word it to make it plain that the waterproof bag equates to his parachute.

I remember some Abia people were solidly behind OUK during his wars with OBJ. They used to tell fantastic stories how OUK had built cassava farms and was producing enough garri to feed the state and bla bla bla. Forgetting that OUK made his wealth by duping Bank of the East into giving him large sum of cash with a letter purportedly signed by IBB. The story goes that after OUK stole the money from the bank, he fled to USA from where he called IBB by phone to apologise after which IBB became his Godfather out of respect for his crooked ways (Thief dey respect thief). So Abia peeps have no one to blame seeing as they backed this well known crook when he was warring with OBJ.

Didn't say I don't rate Chamhakh. But I remember the Chamhakh that made his debut, dribbling at top speed, feinting and moving fluildy. Chamhakh was wanted by every top club back then. I'm just pointing out that by gaining hold up play, Chamhakh completely lost all fluidity. And how come he never looks like he could feint a player and ping one in the top corner?

Anyone who doesn't think delegates get settled need a lobotomy.

I hope this is not the Obinna Uzoh I think it is.

Which keeper did he feint? Are you talking about the Birmingham game where he feinted himself and the ball luckily dropped to him?

I have never seen a pirhouette so poorly executed in my life.

PH House of Assembly is all full of Vikings and Pirates. Even ministers like Sekibo are all sailors.

If Akpabio surrounds himself by fineboys, then that's nothing new. Buki boys are more peaceful anyway.

@ Debo,

Actually Chamhakh was known for his slick running, dribbling, feints and fluid style of play as a youngster.

Whoever taught him these bully boy target man play must have also beat the fluidity out of him, cos HE IS TOO RIGID!

The way Bendtner takes some goals with ease by simple shimmy, drop of the shoulders and curl into the far corner. . .one wonders whether Chamakh would ever be able to score such goals on the floor. Forget about bullying defenders, hold-up play and whatnot, Bendtner makes Chamakh look like a schoolboy when it comes to pure finishing.

Abi the VC think say na Secondary School I'm dey manage.

University is the best time to sow ones wild oats, and a lot of sowing of those wild oats is precipitated by a long hard hug that sends the right messages. Make the VP take time make all students no run comot for I'm uni.

Besides, I thought they said Sharia only applies to muslims?

@ HJ,

I need recuperation time for the doctor to stitch all the bruises DBR left on me body. I can prolly battle again but it won't be much more than a keystyle. I say slug it with Streetwise first. Abi una want unload all una bombs on me, after I spent all me ammunition on DBR in one week of steady gunfire? E no fair now. . .hehehehe

Nice one to every one who peeped it and voted.

@ DBR,

Nice sparring. Its been epic right from the warning shots. I thought your 2nd verse contained as much, if not more wordplays than the first one. I concur with Streetwize when he says your punches could be really much more monstrous if you build em up properly, rather than spitting a punch every line with no build up.

@ H.J,

If you hungry for battle, go toe 2 toe with Streetwize and Ill take on the winner.

You aint part of the committee/ that put the hardness in 'Gidi/
but Port Harcourt is with me/ cos I'm militant. . I pump blood through the heart of the city!/ to keep its arteries busy!/

oNe

^^Thats why I said delete them verses from here to prevent duplicity and traffic to this thread instead of the other one.

Abeg post my right verse. (Last email) Its been edited at several points and some lines switched. Pls delete the verses on this thread to prevent duplicity also.

Also on my outro, change 'indecency mag' to 'pourno mag'

@ Eldee, you posted the wrong verse for me. Please check your email again and post the final version.

AND OPEN NEW THREAD!

Get your warcraft act together!

Come on dawg, open new thread so anyone who just enter will not get confused. . .

Come on Rhymz. Don't act like corpses weren't often left on the streets in the 90s. Perhaps Jakumo is talking of old experiences. Cut the dude some slack.

I particularly remember a body that was left near Lagos Bus Stop in PH for about 5 days in the mid-1990s. All of that has changed with better intra-state environmental agencies. . .but it was common place to see corpses on streets during Abacha era.

All banks have some stupid charges, but I wish my bank would charge me just N200 for some of my transactions. Infact I'm switching to Zenith bank! Hehehehehe

No mind dem Renaissance amateurs. The Renaissance amateurs are no one but Akingbola himself and the team around him. No wonder his defence is court is the badly researched piece linking Lai Alabi to some Saraki conspiracy.

As for all the other bank managers who also thieve (Imoukhoude etc), intel says they are busy hiding their properties in jand in light of the Ibru verdict.