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Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m):
bemeruca:
Ibime, what do you think?

Greenland did indeed vote for independence from Denmark. Jens Frederik Nielsen, the Prime Minister elect, expressed his interest in continuing talks with President Trump especially in regard to the security of Greenland and a continuing relationship with America. Greenland has no intention of maintaining agreements with China related to the use of their raw earth minerals. This could definitely be a great opportunity for America to gain a greater presence in the Arctic region.
The Greenlanders favour independence but want to do it slowly over many years or decades and that's because they are too small a population to pay for what it takes to maintain that vast land and they need Denmarks money to do so

In addition they are not strong enough to withstand the threats of being located so close to the arctic and asserting their rights over their economic zone, and neither is Denmark. Russia and China are already bullying them in those waters

So they can't vote to join USA just like that. It's in two stages. First they vote to declare independence from Denmark, then they later vote to join Yankee

As to their slow pace of uncoupling from Denmark, Yankee should speed it up by offering each Citizen $1m to $2m dollars each as well as cutting out clear land for each of them and their descendants on Greenland. Make Yankee no too reason am and just provide the money. I get a feeling Yankee is trying to do things the cheap and disgusting way by threatening annexation instead of making an offer. They should put proposal on the table

Meanwhile you need to go and find Greenland wife while you are still unmarried so you can benefit from the bonanza
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:27pm On Mar 15, 2025
semid4lyfe:
AI is making people lazy.

Those of us wey go school in the days of very limited internet access, and had to use physical libraries, do overnight browsing at the cybercafe just to download materials for our projects are better grounded.

These days. the simplest writing tasks are done with AI. Even that one sef, dem no fit apply human sense to make it better.

I recently reviewed some seminar papers and all of them were written with AI but it's understandable cos students like sharp-sharp stress free work.

The first sentence in one of the seminar papers I reviewed went thus;

Cardiovascular diseases (CVDs) are the leading cause of deaths globally.

How do you make such a weighty statement without stating the prevalence number and quoting a reference source?

Also that CVDs in bracket was a dead giveaway that it was AI generated.

I fear for our kids o, I really fear.

Hopefully, Turnitin will continue to keep people honest when it comes to serious academic output.
I hardly use ChatGPT anymore. I use Microsoft copilot because it educates you and gives you links to learn more.

I am not an absolutist. Anything humans can do to make things quicker should be encouraged. What they should do is shift the weighting of degrees more towards multiple frequent exams than homework since AI can do almost any homework now. In our days weighting was like 60-40 between exams and coursework, now they should make it 80-20 or 90-10
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:20pm On Mar 15, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Omo e be like say na asake betray him papa as the man try for him wella
He's apologized and ready to make amend
Link?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:17pm On Mar 15, 2025
GloriousGbola:
even oyibo sef go struggle to write in this tone. this is what they call woke writing cheesy cheesy
This is the kind of email you get from a colleague after HR has spoken to them and the company is worried that their behaviour could lead to a payout grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:20pm On Mar 15, 2025
Gucciboy:
Coventry city wins again to solidify top 6 spot for the playoffs
Lampard working miracles there. From relegation battle to playoffs in 3 months
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:12pm On Mar 15, 2025
iamoyindamola:
I love equal right and punishment
What do you think should be the verdict for this lecturer


https://www.nairaland.com/8369666/federal-polytechnic-nekede-suspends-lecturer
ChatGPT wrote the lecturers apology letter. Nigerians don't write in this tone

Chidera
Department of Art & Design
Federal polytechnic Nekede owerri.

Dear Chidera
LETTER OF APOLOGY TO MR CHIDERA
I am writing to offer my sincerest apologies for my behavior towards you. I am deeply sorry for the way I treated you, and I realize that my actions were unacceptable and hurtful.

As your teacher, I should have provided a safe and supportive learning environment, but instead, I bullied and intimidated you. My behavior was not only unprofessional, but it also caused you harm and distress.

I want you to know that I take full responsibility for my actions, and I am truly sorry for the pain and suffering I caused you. I understand that my apology cannot erase the past, but I hope it can be a step towards healing and moving forward.

Please know that I am committed to changing my behavior and ensuring that all my students feel safe, respected, and supported in the classroom. I will do everything in my power to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.

If you are willing, I would like to meet with you to discuss how I can make amends and support you in any way possible. Please let me know if this is something you would be open to, and we can arrange a time and place that works for you.

Once again, I offer my sincerest apologies for my behavior. You deserved better from me, and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Sincerely,

Ifeanyichukwu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:39pm On Mar 14, 2025
BlueRayDick:
😂😂😂

But u are one of the people who actually believed Markangel has $3.7 million made from skit making which he lost to forex trading allegedly
He didn't make it from Nigeria, ditto, QED, Selah and Shikenah
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:48pm On Mar 14, 2025
Ballzproblem2:
sit this one out your money no long , besides it wasn't stated.
I want start contribution for this thread, make we pass out collection plate to raise the amount
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:46pm On Mar 14, 2025
Ballzproblem2:
As reported elsewhere, Chelsea can decide against going through Sancho’s obligation by paying a fee. This was not the aim of either party when they embarked on this deal; so let’s see if that changes or not. (@David_Ornstein) #CFC

Pay the fee asap 😭 if una need crowdfunding drop aza biko
Wetin be the fee amount?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:37pm On Mar 14, 2025
raumdeuter:
I think inflation in Nigeria and how useless the money became has made people to lose basic sense of numbers. The problem is prevalent in every sector.
Every figure in Nigeria must start with billions. I wonder if they still teach Hundreds Tens and Units in primary schools, Maybe its now millions, billions and trillions
Random skit about how much for short time, okpos go dey call millions, billions.

There need to be a renewed focus on basic subjects like percentages, probabilities, fractions and another one suggested by afrodoc "electoral Maths"
No be small thing. That's why Nigerians insist Nigeria is a rich country being looted dry despite sharing only $35bln budget amongst 200m people.. That's $175 per head
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
Nigerians have a real problem with arithmetic and some Nigerian journalists should be shot in the blockos

I stopped reading this article when it got to this paragraph

https://www.nairaland.com/8368834/niger-begs-nigeria-fuel-amid

Rather than negotiating, the military rulers decided to strong-arm China. In a move that stunned industry insiders, they slapped an $80 billion tax demand on SORAZ (Zinder Refinery Company) despite the state-owned Sonidep already owing SORAZ a staggering $250 billion. When China refused to provide additional loans, the junta retaliated by expelling Chinese oil executives from the country and seizing SORAZ’s bank accounts.
How can Niger be owing $250bln?

For context. Nigerias debt is around $100 bln and our yearly budget is around $35 bln

So how can our neighbour Niger be owing Chinese $250 bln just for oil?

And this eediot will call himself a journalist, reporting on financial matters with zero awareness of scale to know he's wrong. I don't even need to research to know those numbers are wrong.

Both the journalist and his editor should be shot in the blockos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:59pm On Mar 14, 2025
Ballzproblem2:
Islam lowers your IQ,life may be difficult but I thank God I'm not a Muslim.


Imagine spending all my youth on hating other religions ,no thanks.
Should we tell him? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibime(m): 1:17pm On Mar 14, 2025
iamoyindamola:
This as been proposed since last season

Cc timbros,ibime
Timbros must go down!

On relegation we stand!

To be honest, we should just lock the FA Cup to regular banterers and relegate the ghosts
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:05am On Mar 14, 2025
Asake dey take him lyrics to the extreme

"Carry your own, I no get stamina"

https://www.nairaland.com/8368531/fatai-odunsi-asakes-father-cries
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibime(m): 9:58am On Mar 14, 2025
Emaprince:
hehe...

Lost 9 matches on the trot....with So many undeserved losses.
Haha, dem go sack you like Lampard oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibime(m):
Emaprince:
Relegation ke?

Una no talk on time o...

How many matches remain sef
Wetin you for do if we talk on time?

You wey day Southampton position since Gameweek 1 dey disgrace the name of our legend Frank Lampard
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 8:35pm On Mar 13, 2025
semid4lyfe:


Fervent religiousity should be diagnosed as a mental disorder.

You are given the option of 10m Naira or a Pastor laying hands and praying for you, and you choose the latter?

Omo mehn. there are too many simpletons in this country.
https://youtube.com/shorts/SS0s65_lLDI?si=aBQO1FuU4Z2ptwx8
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:02am On Mar 13, 2025
Amigoss:
From just relegating Burnley to winning the UCL,this incredible script has been written and it's in gold...
Harry Kane for Balon d'Or. He deserves to leave with something
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
iamoyindamola:
🤣🤣🤣
Ibime is part of the fake ijaw
The Eastern Ijaw (Rivers State) tribes of Okrika, Kalabari, Bonny and Opobo are highly descended from Igbo slaves and merchants. Opobo itself is highly Igbolised by blood since Jaja (himself an Igbo slave) plied the Imo river and brought many Igbo from the hinterland to work for him, to the point I can say Opobo blood is 85% Igbo.

Bonny is about 70% Igbo and Kalabari and Okrika about 30-50% Igbo. Nembe and Brass in Bayelsa about 10-20%. That's why Nembe King historically had to deny Igbo ancestry which his detractors put upon him

Okrika and Opobo Kings are mostly from Igbo bloodline as is Kalabari. Bonny resisted a bit to keep their Perekule (Pepple) bloodline as Kings but their Kings' mothers and grandmother's likely Igbo by blood.

I am also from the last Royal family of Okrika with Igbo bloodline through my Great great grandfather who came down from Igbo land to work for an Okrika man (who himself was originally Igbo)

In Okrika we have had Kingship tussles for 2 centuries between the Tubonijus (merchants often descended from Igbos who are the ruling class) and Konijus (traditional fishing occupation mostly descended from Ijaws). You can Google it. Ateke was the Koniju man that ran us out of town and finally broke the hold of Igboid descendants on the Kingship.

But no too reason am, Ijaw City states are like Rome. Any Igbo man that comes there almost immediately blends into Ijaw. That's because our slavery wasn't chatel slavery. A slave becomes a member of the household with full rights of a son as long as he is productive. That's how Jaja rose from slavery to head of his house and there are many Amanyanabos, Alabos and Waridabos with similar story not just Jaja.

Some years ago, I stumbled across an interview with a slave from Umahia owned by my great great grandfather being interviewed by a Colonial journalist. In general I would say 70% of Igbos came as Slaves, but there were also some big Palm oil merchants based in Igbo land that moved to Ijaw land to partner more closer with their Ijaw partners. They also brought their families and would return to the hinterland to pick slaves. So slowly these Ijaw City states blood became filled by Igbos to the point Bonny and Opobo lost their original Ibani language and now fully speak Igbo, but not Kalabari and Okrika who maintain their mother tongue.

But don't get it twisted, the culture is fully Ijaw, same Gods, same masquerades, nothing like New Yam festival, Nzobu Nzobu or red cap.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:52am On Mar 12, 2025
Have never seen anyone get the better of Nuno Mendes so Salah is in great company

João Neves was the star of the show. Vitinha finally has a partner.

They should free these Portuguese boys of the influence of Bruno, Felix and Ronaldo. A 3 man Portugal midfield of Palhinha, Neves and Vitinha will dominate anyone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:49am On Mar 12, 2025
Raphinha and Dembele ain't winning no Ballon dor, unless they do something exceptional in the final. You don't just arrive at Ballon Dor in one season, you must have built familiarity and some loyalty with the voters in previous years.

Mbappe in the lead and Harry Kane second favourite depending on the UCL outcome

Niggas never voted for Raphinha and Dembele in past years but they have thumbprint Mbappe and Kane before and those niggas are overdue after many years of competing at that level.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 12:41am On Mar 12, 2025
30 day ceasefire proposed in Ukraine war

RFK Jnrs son can now come home

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:06am On Mar 12, 2025
DeeScan:
Dey well

Make I no pour this vex for your body this night oo
If you like vex, e no fit boil water
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:04am On Mar 12, 2025
liveLongNprospa:
This Canadian - US economic war nawa oii
You dey go warzone grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:02am On Mar 12, 2025
DeeScan:
So they literally won us at anfield ..


I don retire for the day jare . Make I go sleep ..


Our play all through was drab anyways .. PSG looked like they yearned for it and they have it ..
Take your lamentations to your thread
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:44pm On Mar 11, 2025
swiz123:
Ibime, so this is the same Donarumma that won Jorginho the euros. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Donnaruma wins it for his team again, like he did back to back in Euros

You should be shot in the blockos

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:32pm On Mar 11, 2025
swiz123:
Ibime, so this is the same Donarumma that won Jorginho the euros. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Argue with the wall

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:02pm On Mar 11, 2025
AirBere:
I mean that back then, he used to score and do assists but he wasn't passing the eye test in terms of ball retention and dribbling. I'm not saying he was bad. I know Ralph at Leeds and Chelsea also wanted him.

There's a reason some of your fans called him fake Brazilian who couldn't dribble a cone. Now he's scoring, assisting and he's even doing some nice flicks and dribbles. He's enjoying his football again. Flick is the reason.
He always created separation from his man to deliver his cross or shot at Leeds so I don't know why you would say he couldn't dribble, he did the needful. He is a wing version of Debruyne, you can't buy his accuracy in the market
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibime(m): 5:00pm On Mar 11, 2025
raumdeuter:
He is the opposite of Griffon who is topping the table but with more points than just 3 people
Griffon is a scammer doing match fixing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibime(m): 4:14pm On Mar 11, 2025
timbros:
Just dey pray make I no relegate.

If I catch you next season...
You are the epitome of bad luck this year. You have the 2nd highest points and fighting relegation grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 2:19pm On Mar 11, 2025
Soapy gang in trouble

Sodïck will have to help boys with download links

https://www.nairaland.com/8365711/house-reps-ask-ncc-block
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibime(m): 1:39pm On Mar 11, 2025
timbros:
Wetin I dey muse sef? I dey fight relegation, not playoff angry
Exactly. Nothing consign fish with raincoat so waka pass. Playoff prospects dey talk, you dey chook mouth

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