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seankafor:
na the ladies and women I go dey pity pass, dem go dey smell wetin no good down there..and one useless person go still wash their plate 🍽️

Talkless of rimin like our oga funlord

Kimbeast:
According to experts bathing daily has no health benefits. Twice a week is good enough.

It doesn't need to have health benefits, it is for the comfort of your nostrils and the nostrils of others

Beorn:
Without vawulence, man is nothing...


So, vawulence I came for, vawulence I must get.

You guys should find a way to evade AuntySpermBůtt while exchanging salvos.

It would be an unfair fight since Spambot does not affect Airmark while Griffon is fighting with one hand tied

Enzo5:
the player is good but ibime has a way of convincing himself that he is right even when his takes are crap because he's unrealistic

won't be surprised if he says something like he can replace enzo and play beside palmer, he isn't morgan rogers or that city kid, he neglects that we have paez but would want us to play two left 8s and yet elliot na like kdh, ginger ginger, but with quality. ask him why elliot should replace enzo, because he can run faster😆😂

Like I said, you are clueless with midfield work with your fantasies of always playing AM that hardly any big club plays again. Who wants to pair Elliot with Palmer as double 8? Na so you talk say make we keep Felix to play two AMs, Ninny. I'm talking solid midfield of Lavia, Caicedo and Elliot with Palmer pushed back to the wing where he performs best, you are interpreting as Elliot/Palmer double 8. You AM ninny oriented clowns don't have good intentions for Chelsea

BlueRayDick:
Omo !

How una Dey cope inside train or public bus when they seat or stand next to u ?

Also in the work place , don’t they emit any kinda smell that perfume/deodorants can’t mask ?

TBH them no dey smell, maybe them dey wash armpit and use roll on daily but when it comes to kolobi, they cannot be clean down there

BlueRayDick:
This is basically what I do most times . When I come back from work and take my bathe, I change to a new one .

I was surprised to see people saying those who change boxers daily are gayyy. Even Oyemykke was trying to be philosophical about not changing boxers daily ; he was saying it’s possible for one to forget to change boxers especially if u don’t go anywhere outside the house . 🤮

I also learnt Oyinbo’s don’t bathe daily , maybe because their weather is not as harsh as we have in Africa where one sweats regularly

Even during summer they don't bathe more than weekly. My wife just took our children to a resort with 2 of her mummy friends and their children and reported that none of them bathed the whole week. I even asked if it's because they were in the swimming pool for 3 or 4 days of that time and she said they didn't shower after swimming which means carrying chlorine on their body straight from swimming pool. Another of my daughter's friend came for playdate and said she needs to return before 7pm because today (Sunday) is her shower day while mummy's shower day is Wednesday and Daddy's is Thursday. One of our neighbour (woman) also said she showers once a week, even Prince Harry once confessed to showering only once a week.

And these people go dey kolobi, give brains etc ontop smelly boxers and private parts

Unlimited22:
Once person disagree with una, the person no Sabi anything

Lmao

You won't even ask why.

Someone who's an AM/RW, the position where we probably have the most depth aside DM/CM and even here sef if Roméo Lavia gets injured we'll still have to be playing Caicedo as a DM because both him and Andrey are better as box to box

When we don't have a LW, the jury is still out on the striker(s) we have, we don't have a backup LB, jury is also out on the goalies we have etc

This thread. Lol.

No be you dey shout Bastoni Bastoni ontop 10 CBs wey we already get plus Veiga who is as good an LCB as any if required and too blind to see that the centre backs problem is that overweight Argentinian in front of them?

Elliot is a CM/AM/RW and comfortably replaces 4 players - KDH, Neto, Madueke and the Argentinian sloth without shaking, plus he's potentially a once in a decade opportunity. He's 21 so doesn't count towards PSR, and will cook with Palmer

Imagine midfield of Lavia/Santos, Caicedo and Elliot with Palmer RW and Gittens LW. That is 10,000% better than any midfield combination you currently have in mind with the overweight Buenos Aires boy

BlueRayDick:
For the past couple of days there’s been a debate on twitter about men who change boxers on a daily and those who don’t .

I was surprised that there are indeed men who are sane and proud they wear boxer shorts beyond one day . I mean how do they do it ?

Don’t they get itchy down there wearing the same boxer shorts for more than 24 hours ? Sometimes even within 24 hours sef one becomes uncomfortable with the boxers and have to change to another one .

Should be twice a day, morning and evening after each bath

I realised recently most Oyinbos only bath once a week, at best twice

Amigoss:
I swear,Palmer and Elliot in the same midfield Na cheat code

Some 🤡 no know football. Dey shout for £70m centreback when midfield na rubbish. I am looking for DM not AM, but would be foolish to pass up this opportunity for this player at this price, and he's only 21. Elliot alone will allow you throw away Neto and Madueke without fearing whether Estevao can adapt. Elliot run midfield and RW like it's nothing

Unlimited22:
No.

You no Sabi anything before, that's another Palmer, but can play even deeper. CM/AM/RW

He's better than Szoboslai. I bet if they offer you Szobozlai, you will be shouting "bring"

Harvey Elliot is a player we should be chasing, and he's available

Niggas will finally allow Salah for what Mendes did to him after seeing the same thing for Yamal. Mendes na your mate?

GloriousGbola:
Bitcharse niccas allowing common sense to rule over testosterone

Chief bjtcharse nucca being Raumdeuter. That's why he went to Texas to hide behind gun

Spent 10 years in a Karate class/
Only took one second to put your åzz in a body body/ from a shotty blast/ - Killah Priest

Fvck Karate, Dayo practice Gun-fu

diggz:
But don’t worry—if it ever comes down to it again, I won’t be the one handling it.

Diggaman move with escorts and MOPOL now. If you do anyhow, you see anyhow

fredoooooo:
Which 300k per week, person say he wan move you say you wan sell am to the highest bidder , na by force to stay Napoli when the offers he want are on the Table? if he choose 100k whereever he wants and refuse 300k at Napoli , How's that anyone problems?
Standing up to finidi trying to shift blame on him after finding use his own selfishness and money making from fielding players that doesn't worth playing in the National Team, I fully support it .
Na foooo...lish people una like , una dey always h8 anyone wey stand up for his right

Napoli spent £75m on him, gave him $500k gross per week contract within 2 years and he wants to force them to accept loss on his transfer fee with hothead within few months of committing to new contract. Make he knack out.

He has shown enough hothead in several other instances to know he is the problem, not them.

fredoooooo:
He will cause unrest because he always stand up to their Bul...sh..its and Bu..lly
At Napoli he didn't cause until he stand against their wishes..

Which beef him get with Napoli after they just gave him €300k net per week contract

Is that how they used to do?

When big money is invested in you, stability is expected

We experienced the same thing with Lukaku, giving nonsense interviews with hot head after we just spent £100m and £300k per week on him, ruining our investment in him with one interview

Nobody wants to invest big money in a loose cannon that can dabaru your investment in a matter of weeks or months because of hothead. Diplomatic behaviour is part of the package that makes people invest in you

Come to Super Eagles, see the way he was abusing Finidi George over fake news

Make he getat

popizaino:
Warning for people living in PH.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BsRwru9rn/

From this guy's channel, I was able to stumble across this video of Ipukulu village where I used to swim as a child/teenager, not far from my house then in Borokiri

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/15WND5svbD/

In my days, this was all bush and the village across the river was only a few fishermen huts, now I'm seeing mansions in Ipukulu

The river also looks shorter than when I was a kid. It was a big task to swim across the river then and only I, my brother and one other boy could do it from our group

See all these big houses in Ipukulu now, it's like I will ask the Chairman of Ipukulbiyie FC for salary increase in FPL, rather than the fishermen change they have been paying me since

PDPGuy:
I really don’t want to believe that Osimhen has agreed to move to Saudi Arabia in his prime 🙆🏽‍♂️

He priced himself out of Europe. Nobody wants to be paying someone £500k per week that isn't diplomatic and can fall out with the club owner over any perceived slight. Then you are struggling to find buyers just like Napoli are doing

diggz:
At the end of the day, my conclusion is that both Blueray and Flint are far better humans than I am! 😂

Flint wey say by breaking the Danfo glass. he could have severed a major artery in his hand and died. See where him mind dey go. A pacifist will look for any excuse not to fight

BlueRay wey dey shout about one-way drivers since like pesin wey dey work for Road Safety, he no notice say Adefarasin dey drive without number plate.

BlueRayDick:
I have already pointed out why I think his temperamental . His reaction to the danfo incident clearly shows that .

A danfo driver bashes his car and he ended up smashing the danfo windshield . Did he do that out of joy or anger ?

His mother is Jamaican, their blood dey hot like Diggaman own

iamoyindamola:
You they form hard man abi
It's about a mother that suffered PTSD from losing her child
Depend on if it's a good movie for you

I was caught unaware I don't like these kind of movies

Is it a trauma movie or does it have a redeeming ending?

I'm too old for trauma movies. I'm protecting my mental health

Gittens good dribbler but hardly lifts his head. I don't mind him at that price though, he's priced just right for his current level

Man City will cook next season with Ait Nouri, Reijnders and Cherki. Their transfer business has been spot on

Why would Kepa shun first choice at Bournemouth to go ride bench at Arsenal. How much more is Arsenal paying than Bournemouth, it can't be much

basilico:
Proud Boys file $100 garillion lawsuit against the FBI and DOJ for violations of their constitutional rights
FBI had infiltrated the group and was actively leading it long before Jan 6.
The lawsuit warns the media that it was complicit .
Lawsuit references "Fight Fight Fight" ,warns we shall be seeing more action .

DAntuono the Washington DC FBI who oversaw the Michigan Governor kidnapping plot should be sweating bullets.

Yeah Kash Patel and Dan Bongino will pay them out from their tight FBI budget, and Pam Bondi will pressure the Judge to rule against FBI which will only harm Kash Patels budget. Rhetoric meets reality. They about to disappoint you again

MorataFC:
This is one thing I hate about tennis ,the match has lasted over three hours already, and there's no certain time when it will end. If Djokovic wins this set, it could drag on past 10

Na why I no dey watch that sport. Who get time? 3-5 hours for one match, like say man no get better thing doing. The last time I followed that sport was when Williams sisters were playing, and then they dispatch their opponents in 40 mins, 2 sets match done finish

basilico:
I am disgusted by Kash Patel , Dan Bongino and Pam Bondi regarding their silence on the 2020 election fraud.
Hopefully I shall revisit this accusation by you about Elon Musk being an election denier. Sometime in the near Future. Hopefully.

BasiLOCO for a reason

Reality is different to what they used to shout on their podcasts to take advantage of the mentally unstable such as yourself

raumdeuter:
Trumps former press secretary(Does it get more MAGA than that) speaking at the Democratic Convention last August

Clown, she couldn't stomach January 6th and left, which anyone with democratic fibre in their body will reject, exactly what I said. Unlike Elon Musk a purveyor of lies, January 6th, Fauci and election lies, conspiracy theories and antidemocratic ideals

raumdeuter:
Michael Cohen, Anthony Scaramucci all former Trump guys are now heroes to the Democrats

I didn't know these are politicians who collect vote from any democrat, and who are they heroes to?

Scaramucci is an Obama man who served Trump for 10 days and was disgusted. Cohen is just a lawyer who snitched, not a politician

IjeBos:
If you're subscribed pills, you should be taking them.

Any clown that thinks any democrat will accept Elon back does not have a fibre of a clue how a true democratic mind works. There are principles they hold sacrosanct unlike the liars and grifters of MAGA to whom truth is a fluid concept. Elon is not making any play for democrats, that horse has bolted.

The only people Elon can sell cars to now are those who don't care about politics and his wing of the MAGA movement who choose him over Trump

BlueRayDick:
Na big name na .

Na idol worship and demagoguery. They should allow us breathe. I almost blasted my cousin for plastering him all over his WhatsApp updates, grown 40 year old man worshipping idol

Enzo5:
airmark how many goals do you think delap would score this season, as for me for him to beat our former best number 9s tammy and torres, he would have to score at least 15goals in epl this season

My brain must work different to most people cos I don't know any Chelsea players shirt number and have never known or stored such information. I don't even know my favourite Lampard shirt number. I'm even surprised Costa did not wear no9. If a piece of information is not relevant, my brain just won't waste energy on it. I relate numbers to position on the pitch, not what players are wearing on their back, for example if someone is playing leftback, I've computed him as number 3 in my mind, even if his shirt may say 14 or 18