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Griffon:
It’s totally crazy.

This is the sort of rule that makes you wonder if you’re really in a forum or some sort of tyrant tomb.

40 kini?

My guy is on Twitter talking about he is worried that AI will replace human friendships and "emotional dependence on software". Na the same robotic mind he use talk that thing na him use put this 40 character limit

From now on, when any Chelsea players scores. I will type 40 CHARACTER LIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! instead of GOAL!

Amigoss:
Na him willpower to live,if he was kabashing like Wike,Na the fear and shock go fess kill am

He came out after the plane crashed and before the fire reached his section. That's the "quick action". Nowhere did he jump out of the moving plane, NEVER, NIET, MBA.

Foden refused to play wing, refused to join the midfield, just wanting to play No10 that Pep is not interested in

Make Foden no just flop again this season because some niggass no fit take banter, and banter go plenty

BlueRayDick:
Leave him, let him be fighting imaginary war of Science vs Non science student in his head.

Allow me enjoy your goof in peace.

You have been defying my theory about art students with your brilliant posts, but I knew one day breeze would blow and foul nyash will open and today is that day.

Amigoss:
You don dey carry non stem students where dem no know

On top of that, in all of akwesenas examples, they were still in the fuselages of the plane when they hit the ground which absorbed the force and cushioned the impact, just like the Indian guy.

There is nobody that will fall from 33,000 feet just his body on any surface (whether water or foam) and survive. If he like make he call all the birds to lay all their feathers down like Mr Tortoise, he go still die

akwesenana:
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None of these are dealing with horizontal velocity which is the case at this planes low height. Gravity has turned their motion into a parabola so they only have to survive the vertical drop, not hit the ground running. The Indian plane dropped from a height of only 100 Raumdeuters so our man will have to match his horizontal speed when he hits the ground, not just pray for soft landing

raumdeuter:
You can jump from a moving vehicle if its slow enough. When inside the bus speed becomes your speed, so when you drop speed significantly, your human body cant handle it

You cant go from 30km/hr to full stop 0km/hr in a space of 3 seconds and not hurt yourself. Even Usain Bolt when finishing a race still runs about 50meters to slow down to a final halt

It takes probably 10 metres run up for athletes to build up to a speed of 30kmhr so you can't even do that from a standing start, your knees go buckle

raumdeuter:
When you want to jump on a bus stopping, You also have to be in motion and move at a speed close to the speed of the bus in motion

Regarding the plane escapee. He was able to get up and walk, shows it didn't break any or a lot of bones. if he jumps from the height of a story building alone, he will break bones due to impact unless you hit water or well stacked mattresses

At the speed of a moving airplane it will be about 200km/hour, the chances are very minimal to survive jumping from that minus the at certain height, the air pressure will hurt you

The air pressure is not that relevant here cos the plane had barely left the ground and was only at 650 feet which is fine. Where the air pressure is relevant is BlueRaydick thinking he can just open the door of a moving plane. The air pressure differential between the inside and outside won't allow it as the inside of the plane is pressurised. The horizontal velocity of the plane is too much for gravity to dull from that low height so he will need to hit the ground running at a speed beyond human capacity, that's if he can survive 650 ft fall which will already kill him. Both ways he is dead on arrival.

raumdeuter:
Agberos dey allow bus to slow down before jumping. At full speed if they try it, na die

Usain Bolt top recorded speed ever is 44 km/hr. Show me an agbero that can hit the ground running at 30 km/hr and we will send him to the next Olympics where he will definitely win gold

TemporaryHansel:
Na with that your pot belle you take jump from bus?

Na poor man dey enter bus. The incident happened 20years ago when I was a struggling student

Another incident that made me respect Newton was when I got hit by bus at bus stop while the bus had almost fully stopped. We all scrambled for bus after school so I went and placed myself at the most advantageous position to get a seat on the bus which was unfortunately in the path of where the bus was just stopping. Bus that must have been moving at 2-3 km/hr sent me flying 10 metres. That's when I knew that Force is mass x acceleration

BlueRayDick:
I saw a video of the plane crashing and bursting into flames.

I don't know at what point he jumped off, but I'm saying whatever time he jumped off he was extremely lucky because he could've tried to jump fall awkwardly.

All those megefege wey u cap up there about Newton law and momentum, e concern u and Ur god Fenibeso. 😏

It was clear to any science student on first read that he only jumped off after the plan had come to a standstill. So in effect he survived the crash and came down

Amigoss:
I no be masscum student but conductors and agberos in Oshodi and Mushin dey defy Newton law wella ,dem dey jump from moving bus well

Not at that speed. The day wey I jump from bus doing just about 15km/hr na him I know say oil dey Newton head

seankafor:
I've set my algorithm so tey e go hard make Naija news pop up my timeline..as soon 🔜 as I see am, I go click "not interested in this post" few little ones I dey see na from channels TV and few mainstream media I dey follow and I no dey forget to mute dem if dem dey bring rubbish come my timeline..

Na mainly foreign affairs twitter and crypto twitter I dey chill now

Naija news will be better for you than the Russian, far right and Conspiracy theory nonsense you consume daily

BlueRayDick:
The guy was probably at alert ; he quickly found out the plane was faulty and decided to take a risk of using the emergency exit door.

He must have been paying attention when the air hostess give safety talks before the plane took off about how to locate the emergency exit doors and all.

Above all, he was extremely lucky to be alive because what if he had jumped and he landed awkwardly? Maybe he smashed his head while jumping off the plane or breaks most of the bones in his body?

If na naija, if the guy decides to open a church and claim he's the chosen one; people will full his church.

You just showed your MassCom credentials

Who jumps out of a vehicle moving at close to 300km/hr and won't get obliterated by his forward momentum

He jumped out after the plane had crash and come to a stop

I am seeing many MassCom students misconstruing that statement as him jumping from a moving plane that close to ground. Simple Newtons first law will stop them from making such a goof

Try jumping down from bus moving at just 30kmhr let me see whether you won't snap your ACL and chop asphalt and most likely die

The plane crashed in seconds, he didn't have time for all that, besides you can't just open plane door like that

Seun new 40 character rule is auteeesteeek as he is

So if person score goal we no fit type GOAAAAAAL for football section?

Laslas we go leave this forum for am

BlueRayDick:
The screenshots u attached are talking about Teo different things na.

The first screenshot claims 1 million Russians have died since the start of the war.

The second screenshot is talking about exchange of bodies.

I hope u know it's not all the Russians that died within Ukraine territory that will have their bodies exchanged during the exchange of bodies? I mean people who were bombed to smithscreens definitely can have their bodies exchanged.

PS: I'm not saying the 1 million figures claimed in the first screenshot is correct or wrong O; I'm only pointing it out that u can't use the second screenshot to fault the first screenshot.

Putards have limited reasoning capability. Let's say Russia is exchanging 500-1000 bodies every few months, is that also indicative of the number of Ukrainians they are killing?

As if Ukraine will waste their limited energy to store Russian corpses for propaganda reasons.

Seun, we go leave Nairaland for you oh, which Kain nonsense be this

If you want to know why Nigeria is backward, read the comments on this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/8448575/uzbekistan-qualifies-1st-ever-world

This President is a dictator. Why did he brand his name all over the cars? Is it his money or the countrys money?

Gucciboy:
Leave him guy Cole Palmer created over 80 chances just to get 8 assists because we don't have a striker no wahala .

€150m Writz must have 20 goals and 20 assists in premier league if not ......

Let me shave my sword for now

Sheathe your sword before you kill us with grammar

BlueRayDick:
If ur business close down because someone stole from ur company , then u are a bad business manager.

Business managers put up measures to control risk of fraud. The simplest of ways in which companies protect themselves is to require employees at the point of onboarding to provide verifiable guarantors who have good standing in the society.

Business owners protect themselves by having a very sound internal control/audit system in place. They also take insurances like Dangote and most banks do . They even take insurances on key officers and directors for their actions and inactions that may cost the company huge sums of money . If the business decides to have a poor risk management system in place, then that's a shame.

We are talking about multinational businesses here, not karakata Nigerian enterprises.

This is ur sabotage talk, na u know why u dey insist on it sha.

There is no company in Nigeria that can prevent theft or grift of at least 10% of its Working Capital

Amigoss:
I will keep preaching this sermon, lily livered folks

We will stick with water

Benin people may be comfortable flying in the air, that's because Benin is the home of witches and covens

Same Senegal that England wiped 3-0 at the last World Cup

Make dem no swear for Tuchel oh

Unlimited22:
None of these three players is a LW

Foden was the LW at the Euros, and the other competitors are names like Gordon, Barnes, Rashford and Sancho.

He does have a shot.

Gordon, Eze and Rogers puts him at no 4 at best before Gittens even comes in in the near future

Forget Rashford, Sancho and Barnes

BlueRayDick:
I don't understand the question. Do u mean the average school owners charge as school fees or what?

What percentage of students pay their school fees in our private schools roughly basically

Enzo5:
madueke should do his best and become england first choice lw

Against Saka, Palmer and Bowen?

So far he is performing for England, that's the only thing keeping him there for now, the minute he goes 2 games without GA, they will remind him of his rank in the pecking order

BlueRayDick:
I know schools accept in bulk, but will they accept in bulk knowing fully well that they will short changing themselves if they accept in bulk at old rate

What do you think is percentage school fees collection rate in Nigeria presently on average?

liveLongNprospa:
Buuuuuut did Obi have to let go of his soft earned money to any international government agency at any point?
Thankfully both Obi and Tinubu were doing business outside Nigeria😁

Well Obi was. Tell me what business tinubu was involved in outside the country that time boss man?

Oga focus on your new Canadian adventure and leave your angry Obidient spirit behind. You come dey make me wonder whether Obi ran and lost the recent Canadian election. Don't look back like Lots wife abeg. Na with amusement you suppose dey watch Nigerian political scene from the abroad

Spy360:
Peter Obi was investigated and they found nothing. NOTHING.

You are saying what you are saying because he was investigated. But an investigation on Peter that didn't go anywhere simply means he is as white as snow. I know so because this government will rather sell Lagos to Benin Republic than let Obi go free.

Tinubu was also investigated by EFCC and they found nothing.

What's logic for the goose is logic for the gander

Tinubus own was televised

Theflint1:

I didn’t know that the man who claims that he fears no one can shake like a leaf, when death stares him in the face… Hmmmm. When you listen to the recording, the voice is identifiable. No need for me to name him… pic.twitter.com/J2MZdWpfVJ

— Osasu Obayiuwana (@osasuo) June 9, 2025

Hard man, hard man...yet see e b1tch ar$e screams

Enter plane wey dey this condition first make we see how you sef go handle am

At least he is praying a violent prayer and challenging God to prove his worth rather than screaming

I've endured 6 hours major turbulence during that Hurricane Maria in 2017. My plane was the only plane flying from airport that day, all other flights were cancelled, the hurricane was in force and the wind was strong yet they decided to fly. Already I'm worried that why are we the only ones flying today when all other flights are cancelled. Pilot come announce say there was problem with the engine hence there was delay, I want die. The turbulence for that flight be like plane wey turn to flying boat for 6 hours straight, I'm surprised I didn't have heart attack. I'm a poor flyer at the best of times and need at least 250ml of whisky before I enter plane, at least let me die high.

DeeScan:
Air. Mark has to be the most engaging mod on NL ..

I've never seen any mod engage this much other than domini.que

On his mandate we shall stand

sterlingD:
l want to ask don't their agents advise them on dos and don'ts so as to guard and guide themselves in both public and private domain so as not to spoil market for their careers.

Osimhen agent is just as hotheaded as he is. He is like Yaya Toure agent, he dey cuss President anyhow