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Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Ibime(m): 12:17am On Jun 22, 2010
chamotex:
Nah mate . . . there is no formula . . . . I hold the key to the only formula that can get you at least 90/95 points.
How do you think I copped 109 points this round? grin grin grin

HOwever, I'm taking a serious gamble next round on a transfer I just made . . . if it pays off, it's 'good bye' everybody grin grin grin
Nah mate. . . the variance in your results show that your approach is not scientific. Last round you scored 71 pts, this round you scored 109pts. . . . who knows. . . next round you may score 23 points!  grin

As for me, I have developed a system of successive iterations that gurantees me 85 points within ~10% margin of error. . . . on incredibly good days, I may score in excess of 100 points, but my system guarantees a stop-loss of 75 points in worst case scenarios. . . .

To prove the validity of this algorithm, I will explain the process as soon as the tournament is over.  cool
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Ibime(m): 11:07pm On Jun 21, 2010
Una dey fear?

Consistency is key!!!

I have worked out a simplex algorithm that will cop me an average of 85 points per round from now till the end of the tourney. Bet on it!
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Ibime(m): 10:54pm On Jun 21, 2010
My position in the league reminds me of my days as an 800 metre runner in InterHouse sports. Im well positioned behind the leaders, ready to attack y'all on the 2nd bend of the last lap. After quarter-final, una no go see my breaklight again!


Umkhoto we Sizwe - Spear of the Nation!
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Ibime(m): 9:33pm On Jun 21, 2010
F'ucksake, I took out Rooney (4 pts) for Danny (0 pts). All in all, I lost 18 points this round to David Villa and stupid substitutions. . .


chamotex:
It has not been updated yet bro . . . they will still take out transfer points
What transfer points?
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Ibime(m): 9:29pm On Jun 21, 2010
@ Cecegorz, no vex iya. . . . it hurts to lose by just one point!!!  grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Ibime(m): 9:26pm On Jun 21, 2010
David Villa cost me 14 points with that penalty miss. . . anyway, I should just about beat Cecegorz. . .


Guys, what happens if one of your players doesnt play. Does he automatically get subbed?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Grew 7.23% In First Quarter On Oil by Ibime(m): 2:38pm On Jun 21, 2010
^^^A man grows corn for a living. Over the years he has sold many bushels of corn and used the money to buy property, car, TV etc.

An audit of the mans worth today may show that his worth is 60% property, 20% car, 4% TV. . . . and 16% corn!
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by Ibime(m): 3:14am On Jun 21, 2010
Evra has disgraced himself in this whole process and no club manager will ever give him captaincy after this.

Ribery, Henry, Anelka, Gallas and Evra must all be swept away from the French team, much like Ginola and Cantona were swept away after the debacle of 1993.

Govou and Abidal can join them on account of them being wastepipes.

Malouda may yet be indispensible, but he may also be held to account.



The loss of Evra is not irreparable as Aly Cissokho and Clichy can easily fill in.

Mamahdou Sakho would easily replace Abidal.

The only people who do not have like-for-like replacements are Ribery and Malouda.
Programming › Excel Spreadsheet Question: Help Needed by Ibime(op): 2:52am On Jun 21, 2010
I have two worksheets with various data on them. (lets call em worksheet 2 and worksheet 3)

I would like to create a user interface on worksheet1 where a novice can access graphs from worksheet2 and worksheet 3.

I would need to create a vlookup list on worksheet1 where user can access graphs from either worksheet2 or worksheet3 by pressing a macro button next to the list.

So the macro must be conditional on which of the worksheets the user wants to see the graph for.

Can anyone point me in the right direction?
Music/Radio › Re: Gospel Artiste Rejects Multi-million Naira Liquor Deal by Ibime(m): 1:26am On Jun 21, 2010
This gospel singer is a fraud. Nonsense!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Too Many Witches In The Central African Republic by Ibime(m): 11:37pm On Jun 20, 2010
Central African Republic is the[b] Dark Heart of Africa[/b].
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by Ibime(m): 10:31pm On Jun 20, 2010
Gourcuff's father is a well respected manager. He cant afford to be getting into scandal like this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267805/Franck-Riberys-underage-prostitute-Zahia-Dehar-breaks-silence.html


Looking at Ribery's wife, it is no surprise he is always in a hurry to get his Tiger Woods on. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Ibime(m): 10:25pm On Jun 20, 2010
On current form? Is Lehmann not retired? Get back to me when Enyeama can displace someone of Oliver Khan's calibre from his national team.

Enyeama is a brilliant shotstopper, but he is not the full package.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Ibime(m): 10:18pm On Jun 20, 2010
dayokanu:
The agbero called Abou Diaby from clairefontaine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqof0zIDMWs&feature=player_embedded
hehehehe. . . . its genetic!!

Mind you, that Ben Arfa love fighting with everybody. . . .dem North Africans too get big mouth
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by Ibime(m): 10:06pm On Jun 20, 2010
dayokanu:
One incident occurred shortly before the World Cup. Franck Ribery and Sidney Govou had organised a night out at well known gentleman's club in Paris. Several players, including Gourcuff decided to stay home. When Ribery heard about this he immediately confronted Gourcuff and asked 'does your mother not allow you to go, you homosexual slur'

This is one of many incidents.
Gourcuff should have told the phantom of the Opera (Ribery) that he is not into paedophilia, hence his decision not to go looking for chicks at the gentlemen's club. grin grin grin


BTW, Ribery should never play for France again. He's running mafia, yet he's playing rubbish on the pitch. He's a phucking disgrace!!!
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by Ibime(m): 5:20pm On Jun 20, 2010
hehehehehe. . . . . industrial action. . . . the FFF chairman must resign for backing Domenech against all odds. . .
Sports › Re: Shut The Fu, Okocha by Ibime(m): 5:07pm On Jun 20, 2010
^^^ Normal Chelsea scouts earn £12000 - £28000 per month, so what are you on about?

If Ray Wilkins is on £48,000 then Emenalo should be on same cos Assistant Coach does not usually earn more than Head Scout.
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by Ibime(m): 5:03pm On Jun 20, 2010
Italian players done do me strong ting. . .
Sports › Re: Shut The Fu, Okocha by Ibime(m): 3:51pm On Jun 20, 2010
Look at this Aloy-Emeka. . . . so in your town, Head Scout earns just £2,000 a month? You think say na Gombe United im dey work for?

Emenalo gets no less than £20,000 a month, and probably double that.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Pardons Vaswani Brothers by Ibime(m): 3:48pm On Jun 20, 2010
Nonsense. . . . GJ is a clown!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Ibime(m): 3:41pm On Jun 20, 2010
hehehehehe. . . .
Sports › Re: Shut The Fu, Okocha by Ibime(m): 1:08am On Jun 20, 2010
Dr Kitaun:
Okocha's pick and choose attitude contributed to the fact that we didnt make the last WC, now he has d guts to lambast players anyhow . . .well sha we no get anybody that fits into the MILLA - ETOO bill make d person face JJ !
Good point. . . .the point here being that JayJay was an old man holding Super Eagles to ransom. . . . but were you not the first fella to complain when Amaesimaka exposed our U-17 captain?
Business › Re: Highway To Cameroun : White Elephant Project? by Ibime(m): 1:03am On Jun 20, 2010
Prior to 1960's, Easterners took Cameroun as their backyard and made frequent trips to and fro. The lineation of National boundaries made Cameroun and Easterners become foreign to each other. Not sure if the project is financially viable, but it may open up old links which have since been closed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Ibime(m): 1:00am On Jun 20, 2010
So Enyeama is better than Lehman?

Make Enyeama come Premiership first and deal with some crosses, una go see in weak point.
Sports › Re: Shut The Fu, Okocha by Ibime(m): 12:57am On Jun 20, 2010
Dr Kitaun:
Ibime

where do u expect d hönest people from ? Okrika reasoning !
hehehehe. . . . who tell you say I be Okrika man?. . . una done dey carry my hometown dey make joke!!!

We have guys like Emenalo, Uche Okafor, Oliseh etc who have made their way into decent positions in Europe and America who can bring that professionalism to our game. . . . not broke washed up pros like Dominic Iorfa and Mutiu Adepoju who come home to do runs cos they never made enough money in their careers. . . . or well known idiots like Amokachi who made the money and spent it all on private jets!!!  grin
Sports › Re: Shut The Fu, Okocha by Ibime(m): 9:53pm On Jun 19, 2010
Which common scout? Head scout na common scout to you? The man has done well. Give him his kudos!
Sports › Re: Does The African Continent Deserve 5 Spots At The Next Wc? by Ibime(m): 9:51pm On Jun 19, 2010
no!
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs. Denmark 1 - 2 Final Score by Ibime(m): 9:49pm On Jun 19, 2010
This is what corruption does to a team.

The likes of Alex Song, Rigobert Song, Geremi and Achille Emana have been raising dust and disturbing team spirit because Le Guen refused to play old men like Rigobert and Geremi.

If Nigeria is suffering with Godfathers in Super Eagles, Cameroon is 10 times worse.
Sports › Re: Shut The Fu, Okocha by Ibime(m): 9:46pm On Jun 19, 2010
[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=465367.msg6245738#msg6245738 date=1276968931]The truth is that by the time you finish acquiring college education, you will not be young enough to squeeze out the best in your soccer career. Michael Emenalo who spent the years he should have used to play soccer in American university studying law because he got a scholarship is a good example.[/quote]The same Michael Emenalo is now Director of football at Chelsea so what are you talking about?

Anyway, we dont care about paper qualification, football qualification etc. We only need a man who would be honest and forthright.

Get Okocha, Oliseh, Adokiye Amaesimaka and such together, let pros run our football, not Godfathers like Sani Lulu.
Music/Radio › Re: Janelle Monae's The Archandroid Album Review. by Ibime(m): 1:29pm On Jun 19, 2010
Janelle Monae is the truth!!!
Sports › Re: Siasia Better Than 10 Lagerbacks, Says Amiesimaka by Ibime(m): 8:11am On Jun 19, 2010
Well said Amaesimaka. . . . thunder fire NFF for not appointing SiaSia.

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