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GK: Emi Martinez

LB: Nuno Mendes

CB: Gabriel Magalhaes

CB: Marc Guehi

RB: Hakimi

DM: Gravenberch

CM: Caicedo

CM: Pedri

LW: Mbappe

RW: Mbuemo

CF: Osimhen

iamoyindamola:
Poll has ended
It's 50-50
Una get mind they confuse me

Leave it to run as is

We can't have a situation where the league produces two champions

Just do 100 frog jumps and post the video as apology

That's 100 for FA Cup participants and another 100 for Carling Cup participants

hensben:
This guy seems to be an industry plant. Ibime who is his family in the Uk?

He is Shaun Derry son that used to play for Crystal Palace

iamoyindamola:
That's what I thought too
Last season I didn't do any special setup for play offs too

So can you confirm or are you that incompetent?

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Bourne007 kicks against Administrator, Ayapripri calls for extraordinary vote


Following the revelation that FPL Chairman and Monkey D Luffy boss iamoyindamola embezzled funds earmarked for Playoff registration with the world governing body FIFA, the confederation has been beset with rancour and infighting.

Ibime Ayapripri Jack-Daniel, manager of Ipukulu FC has posited that the FA Cup forego Playoffs this season and the winner should be the participant with the most points after Gameweek 38. He has also called for an extraordinary vote of confidence in Iamoyindamola given the egregious nature of his incompetence. Ibime has also asked members of the board to invite Mukina2 to resume her former duties as administrator, noting that there were never any administrative issues during her decade long tenure as FPL Chairman. Some members have cast doubt as to whether Mukina2 would accept a return to the organisation but others expressed confidence she would return under the attraction of Okafors Law.

This reporter reached out to Ayapripri Ibime for comment who was non-plussed about reviving the Playoff structure stating "The Playoffs are for Paper Tigers like Iykmora, Raumdeuter, Afrodoc2, Obainojazz, 6ixt8 and Timbros to try and steal glory via a Playoff lottery system. Ipukulu does not need a throw-of-the-dice to achieve silverware and is in a strong position at the top of the main league to do so this season. Ipukulu also still retain belief in winning the FA Cup outright on points rather than rely on the luck of Playoffs."

In related developments, the manager of LamiJ, Bourne007 has accused Iamoyindamola of fabricating the Playoff crisis in order to deny him FA Cup silverware. Bourne007 told this reporter that with a 3 point lead over Monkey D Luffy which will extend to 6 points after this Gameweek, the newly broached Playoff workaround is an attempt to deny him the trophy, noting that he currently leads the FA Cup standings by a wide margin and will not have his impending victory subsumed by iamoyindamolas revisionist Playoff arrangement.

The biggest loser in the current shake up is Calibrator of Hojuhape FC who are neither close enough to Ipukulu to win the main league nor close enough to Bourne007 to win the FA Cup and whose hopes of silverware lie in Iamoyindamola reviving the Playoff system. Calibrator has thus thrown his weight behind the Playoff workaround.

It is set to be a week of political intrigue in FPL as these matters come to resolution whether by horse-trading or in the courtroom.

Abiola Fayose - Premium Times.

Lewis Hall is an absolute baller

I just saw someone spin 360 on a half-turn on a penny and I'm asking who did that, then I saw it was Lewis Hall

Couple minutes later he beats 3 players in a tight space and plays Watkins through

How did we let this lad go?

Sportsweb:
Ibime, you are not talking about Coventry again...

Success has many fathers but failure is an orphan

I saw this and was immediately reminded of BlieRaydick


The failure of the domestic insurance industry is indicated by the fact that fisticuffs are the first tier of arbitration in the event of an accident on our inner city roads.

Delap done finally get sense

Is this Delap slow in the head or something?

drisham:
I sent a reply sir

Check your mail again

Semenyo peppering my enemies since 1960

Calibrator:
Some of us here get mind or should I say una no get respect at all.

You want to play one of the most in-form managers (and incoming winner of the FA Cup) and you still decided to come into the fixture with a -4?

That stubborn guy wey dey top league done fvk up. I go catch am this week

BlueRayDick:
I'm not a lawyer but I think they can classify the course rep's action as fraud which involves obtaining by false pretence. It is also stealing by conversion.

If there is a constitution that mandates course rep to sell handouts at cost price, then yes, your argument holds water

If there is no such agreement, he is free to put whatever mark-up he desires

iamoyindamola:
I love this, all these upcoming yahoo boys
Imagine 5k profit and if they are about 150 that's 750k soft money

Course mates allegedly got their class rep arrested after he sold a ₦3,500 book for ₦8,500 and upgraded from an iPhone XR to an iPhone 16 😭pic.twitter.com/GRLOglj8GH

— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) February 9, 2026

Lawyers should help us point out what law he has broken

Did the lecturer sign contract with him to sell the book to his course mates at N3.5k? if so, he should produce the contract.

Tochex101:
Cambuur-------Willem II-------PSV------Manchester United--------Lazio-------AC Milan-------Ajax

Got to be Jaap Stam

Calibrator:
Sure, now everyone has something to play for.
Weekly Update is back!


Side note:

Ibime, we go fit catch this League topper so?
That brother is running on steroids

I go catch am. Only 11 points separate us

BlueRayDick:
Omo, Una still get difficult fixtures ahead ó.

Dem just line up the easiest fixtures of the season to give Rosenoir an easy start

Na March we go know how far

That's why I'm glad all those share minutes players like Gittens, Tyrique, Buonanote are no longer available

The less wingers we have available, the more we play a midfield 3 with Enzo at no10 rather than the midfield two. That's the only way we survive our March fixtures

VAR done overdo

The officials should have just allowed the natural justice of the goal to prevail. Bloody beureucrats

Draw is good result or Man City win

Ellexy:
Apologies Egbon, my words were born of impatience and haste. The show is a true masterpiece. And Achillia… she did not falter. A goddess of death she stood arena for the House of fvcking Ashur.

I would see light shed on historical inaccuracy of the killing of Julius Ceaser by the villain Ashur in the season finale. Do show writers fall from fvcking common sense or is absurdity of finale a portend that show has been fvcking cancelled.

iamoyindamola:
I haven't started it but it's a company, soldier go soldier come

Yeah but the favourite characters such as Gus, Rishi and even Tao are downplayed or gone. I no too send the people leading the new series especially Kit Harringtons character

Amethyst101:
In the League, yes.
But overall, in all competitions, he still has a lot to do to reach Jimmy Greaves' record of 13 hat tricks

Jimmy Greaves scored way more than 4 league hattricks

Record keepers these days often only give stats from 1992 when the Premier League was formed. They just changed the name of the league from Division 1 to Premier League which unfairly erases the history of everyone that came before 1992 like Jimmy Greaves

This Industry Season 4 has gone off the rails. Too many new characters and not many of the interesting characters kept

God knows how Chukwueze be looking like a powerful. pacy, hardworking and decisive player on the LW for Fulham but an absolute weakling on the RW for Nigeria

Chukwueze should be used as sample by Popizaino of playing players on the same side as their strong foot

drisham:
Just saw villa dropped point ,4pts behind them

Hopefully Liverpool do the needful and take points from city also

Top 4 is the only attainable feat this season

Top 5 will qualify us for Champions league and it is better for Man City to win and let Liverpool drop away

Sportsweb:
What app are you using?

Gloryfit which is connected to my watch

iamoyindamola:
These are my lowest, I surpass 7k daily on a good day

Add another 20k steps to that to reach my total for today and I did these without leaving the house, just strolling on treadmill while watching the days football matches. Yet these are less than half what is needed for a marathon which is 42km

Cold Boy!

But why them extend Bompastor contract to 2030 given how our women have been flopping back to back