₦airaland Forum

dayokanu:
Ibime, Na u dey check my profile pic?

Na me na!

How you use know?

mukina2:
now u talking

Ill be checking my inbox very soon. 


Anyway, this is moi  

https://i34.tinypic.com/rwoqhj.jpg

mukina2:
i nor do again

hmmm. . . . which kain pricing be this. . . .oya, in pounds. . . .

tkb417:
lol; i cant put ma pic here o
some fellas will save it and send it to Lamido

not ready to go to jail

hehehehehehehe

chic2pimp:
CHECK THE JOHN TERRY'S DAD PROBE THREAD

Cocaina no be disgrafecul thing. Abi you never try am before?

mukina2:
ibime
how much you fit pay?

Sharp girl. . . . you sef know wetin I dey talk. . . . I no dey joke O! . . . . name the price, I go send am by weekend (in dalassi please, not pounds )

tkb417:
abi u dey fear?

Why I go fear. . . . but many FBI dey find me sha, na im make I keep am incognito.

Una too dey misyarn for this thread.

I wan see una picture.

Infact, Muki, abeg send anybody picsho wey you get to my inbox. . . . . especially one particular picsho when I dey find.

Holler at me!  

chic2pimp:
Look @ dis bwoi, so you never see the yab wey Muki give you for the liverpool vs Birmingham post abi? Siddon dia dy look.

Muki can never yab me. . . . for where she yab me?

Eyonucca,

Wetin dey do you? Thats no way to address a lady. Take am easy abeg.



Anyway, here's Ibime. Peep it quick cos it'll be gone before too long.

https://i34.tinypic.com/2efuvk1.jpg

[quote author=H.J link=topic=348620.msg4895494#msg4895494 date=1257861036]and listen to a new improve good rap music.[/quote]New improved?. . . . I think you mean to say new deproved.

Its not about punchlines. . . . I like many nuccas who spit without punchlines. . . . Mos Def, Talib, Phonte, Slick Rick, Mase, Drake, Outcast, Tash (Alkaholics), Lauryn Hill, Black Thought etc.

Wale is a mere mite compared to any of these cats.


Did you say new improved?

Someone that can't even get his last syllables to rhyme with each other.


[quote author=H.J link=topic=348620.msg4895494#msg4895494 date=1257861036]Like "you say u gotta a lotta cars but i gotta a LOT!".

they are kinds corny and witty[/quote]You damn right, its corny!

Cornier than popcorn. 

[quote author=H.J link=topic=348620.msg4895074#msg4895074 date=1257857904]Mehnnn Ibime quit hating, erybody aint joell ortiz, royce or canibus, There are cats which a very deep and eccentric approach to songs and the end result would be a very talented work. THATS WALE

I've had his mixtape since last yesr, i.e "100 miles and running", "Mixtape about Nothing" and "Back to the feature" with 9th wonder, so dat dude has been on his grind since Blact tot heard him and Mark ronson signed him to Allido records. Black tot was so impressed wit him dat he actually remixed the joint he did wit Chrisette michelle cuz of him (wale)

i just downloaded his album "Attention: Deficit", dat album is 4 mics straight up, XXL gave anXL rating, (are all this guys dumb, HELL NO).

I like the dude cuz he doesn't rap about puns or forceful metaphors, he just flows wut he feels and wen placed on a record, it comes out impressive. He aint jockin nobody, wut more expect from our "naija" blood, D.C bred rapper.[/quote]Cut it out bruv. . . .hating is a word invented by wack rappers to dismiss honest criticism. . . .  I dont gotta like raps that make no sense. . . . who told you I only listen to Joell Ortiz type cats? . . . . first and foremost, rap is poetry to me. . . I dont judge his skills as an artist. . . if you ask me about a rapper, I will judge his skills as a rapper. . . can he tell a story? Is he witty? Is his flow nice?. . . . WTF should I listen to him for?. . . . you might as well tell me he's a singer.

Alexpissu:
You quoted my line dude u' been sniffing my footsteps like a dog
I do your downfall with a line make u breath thru skin like a frog

Nice!

FFS, you know things are bad when Librans FC is within 5 points of you.

I am adopting the Chun Li approach. No hedging of risk. Just put all the investment into 5 or 6 top stars, and fill the rest of the squad with £4m players.

I shall evaluate my team at the end of the international break (just incase some dudes get injured)

Ifedisky:
Man Utd (and imagine me saying those two words like Paul Merson does) - take that defeat like we've all had to and try and take your boring Ronaldoless team to the top of the table again.

DEATH!!!

Eldee, I've written 30 (very short) lines. I cant cut them down cos they follow a patter. Im gonna send em to you now.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!

YNWA!

eldee:
Next Battle
WARCRAFT RAMPAGE (III) Ibime V Mailmalc.

Following Rampage's rule book, the deadline for submission of verses for that battle is 3pm Tuesday 10th November 2009

Have you got the confirmation from Mailmalc?

Im gonna have to cook something up quickly.

Cristalz:
Breaking News: Ibime Tamuno May Be Given The Boot.

Details to follow pending the outcome of Liverpool vs Birmingham.

If Ibime Tamuno is sacked, rumour has it that the owner of Reptilez FC will make an approach for him.

hehehehe. . . . this one go be pure comedy. . . .

Make una leave baba Terry jare. He's only doing this cocaine fixing schitzo for fun.

Come on, with all the money the man has, why would he be a cocaine fixer? Cocaine fixers are broke. I know a lot of em. If baba Terry was a real criminal, he would be selling the coke properly, not fixing his friends with a £50 hit per time. That na poor man bizness.

Pure rubbish. . . . Torres isnt even playing and he's my capo. . . which means my captainship automatically goes to Drogba who only scored 1 point.

Dayo, e be like say na you dey winch me. I no do again. Im terminating our relationship. My team owner, Henry Okah already gave me vote of confidence last week. If I phuck up again, he'll give me the bullet.

dinggle:
My friend just called me, T.B Joshua has made is predictions as usual, 5mins to the end of the match, his prediction according to my friend is that Nigeria will win and 3 or 4 different players will score.

Dont mind the useless TB Joshua who initially predicted that no African team will qualify from the group stage.

O boy. . . . these boys work hard. . . . its 89 minutes and they're still chasing every ball.

You cant find this kind of attitude in the useless Under-20's or Super Eagles.

Isnt that Tom Henning Ovrebo refereeing the game? Bloody Norwegian bastard!

chamotex:
After 9ja match

Shebi you don forget say Palm Beach restaurant is owned by a former Green Eagles player. Of course, they will show the match. Oya, come make we make we go wak Nkwobi.

chamotex:
I prefer Nkwobi Spot

Palm Beach it is! Which time you dey reach?