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Rap Battles › Re: --------->) Baudex Vs H.j (<--------- by Ibime(m): 5:02pm On Nov 04, 2009
streetwize:
Chaii Ibime . . . na u cause dis tin oh. . see as people jus dey use dis generic word anyhow now. .
Just give Ofoka time. . . . he'll calm down eventually. . . . you have to know how to handle the dude. . . you can't fight him. . . grin
Politics › Re: Sanusi: Derugulation Will Cause Inflation by Ibime(m): 4:42pm On Nov 04, 2009
hehehehehe. . . . speak of the devil. . .  grin grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 4:32pm On Nov 04, 2009
hehehehehe. . . . . Ofoka behaviour is not hard to spot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Weekly Football Match Threads: How Well Can You Pre-analyse? by Ibime(m): 4:13pm On Nov 04, 2009
Crizzle, who is doing the analysis for the Chelsea-Man Utd game? I feel like putting pen to paper specially for this occassion to give an unbiased view of the game.
Music/Radio › Re: BET Awards Cypher: Mos Def, Blackthought And Eminem by Ibime(m): 4:08pm On Nov 04, 2009
ritchboy:
I've said it before and i'll say it again. Eminem is the ONLY MC in the history of rap capable of kickin a 4 or 5 syllable rhyme over 8 or more bars and still stay on the same subject. . . Other rappers just arent smart enough to do it.
This is a true test of talent and creativity. . . . thats what I keep telling nuccas on the rap battle thread. . . I always felt like to be a good emcee, you have to be able to keep the same syllabic flow for eons without veering off-topic.

Not only Em can do this though. . .here's a list of rappers that can. . . .


Kool G Rap
Canibus
Saigon
Crooked I
Joe Budden
Jedi Mind Tricks
Ibime  cool
Politics › Re: Rivers: S’court Dismisses Omehia’s Case by Ibime(m): 11:52am On Nov 04, 2009
Omehia should go and rest abeg. . . . no one wants him in Rivers State.
Politics › Re: Sanusi: Derugulation Will Cause Inflation by Ibime(m): 11:51am On Nov 04, 2009
mbulela:
yes Naijaking1 is listening and will soon come up with a counter argument.
hehehehehe
Food › Re: Which Kitchen Rituals Did You Learn From Your Mother? by Ibime(m): 11:51am On Nov 04, 2009
Hold a piece of bread in your mouth when cutting onions so it soaks up the spray and stops you from crying.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Whipped For Wearing A 'deceptive' Bra by Ibime(m): 11:11am On Nov 04, 2009
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=345285.msg4856687#msg4856687 date=1257289196]yeee, i don die o grin
abeg na where them de submit application for al shabaa militia . . . i don tire to dey find job for this london when my exceptional talents as a boob expert is highly needed in mother africa grin

i can tell a true or fake boob not only from a hijab but also from a distance. even sef, i can look at a flat boob and tell the date when it was mal-handled and i can look at a fake boob and give the date when the original gave way for the fake.

i monitor boobs thru winter jackets in a photograph. my boob talents are too much and i'm sure al shabaab will love my services cheesy

also i have a PhD in boobmatics from makere university and a masters degree in boobiology from cairo university.[/quote]hehehehehehehehehehe
Politics › Re: Nigeria: Apex Bank Chief Is Man Of The Year by Ibime(m): 10:57am On Nov 04, 2009
At least someone dey honor the guy. Well deserved IMO.
Politics › Re: Soludo Should Be In Jail - Falana by Ibime(m): 10:52am On Nov 04, 2009
edwin101:
abeg make falana go sit down jare!. who is he to judge soludo? wasnt gordon brown the former ex-chequer of london(finance secretary) now hes a prime minister. as in a decent society like falana says. angry
Soludo's counterpart in UK is Mervyn King, not Gordon Brown.

Chancellor of the exchequer is a political post, Central Bank governor is not.

Whilst any membership of PDP in 2006 by a CBN Governor is questionable, it is not a jailable crime.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 10:47am On Nov 04, 2009
debosky:
I remember one Ibime once saying DD was past it because he had 'stopped running'.

Such dim witted commentary should be banned from the Chelski thread but then again, isn't this the home of the chavs? grin grin grin
dayokanu:
^^Blame it on the a a alcohol
I remember Debosky and Dayokanu saying that Laurent Blanc was a rubbish coach. . . . one down, two to go. grin grin grin
Business › Re: Sanusi's Impending Catastrophe: Cbn Directives Causes Stir In 'troubled' Banks by Ibime(m): 10:34am On Nov 04, 2009
adigun101:
The fact that you have drawn comparison with yankee banks without seeing the huge differences even though I have spent a while trying to point them out shows the gulf in detailed knowledge.
Could you provide a list of differences in the Yankee approach and the CBN approach. I cant be bothered to go through your old posts. If you can surmise them, I will be glad to pick through it. As regards firing of CEO's, I would like you to remember that FRAUD is suspected, so keep that in mind when drawing up your list. In that respect, I will like you to draw comparison with Yankees approach to Enron.

Lemme see the difference in approach.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by Ibime(m): 10:36pm On Nov 03, 2009
dayokanu:
Bayern 0 Bordeaux 2
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ol' boy, how are you gonna face them Gaynners tomorrow?

Remember that your only claim to superiority was Bayern's performances in the UCL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AC Milan Vs Real Madrid [1 - 1] On Tuesday,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:35pm On Nov 03, 2009
Somebody call Dayokanu to see if he's alright. Laurent Blanc is just compounding his misery tonight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea [2 - 2] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:33pm On Nov 03, 2009
Rubbish!!!

And Porto are ahead as well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd Vs CSKA Moscow [3 - 3] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:32pm On Nov 03, 2009
davidylan:
Final verdict - Obertan is hopeless.
I havent seen him play for Utd yet, but I could have told Utd fans he is a baby giraffe who might trip over his own feet at any minute.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea [2 - 2] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:31pm On Nov 03, 2009
[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=346135.msg4856241#msg4856241 date=1257283675]As it stands
We've already qualified. . .[/quote]I wanna top the group so we can start playing our youngsters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea [2 - 2] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:30pm On Nov 03, 2009
King Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogba!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea [2 - 2] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:25pm On Nov 03, 2009
Drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogba!!!

One more for an easy qualification please.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AC Milan Vs Real Madrid [1 - 1] On Tuesday,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:24pm On Nov 03, 2009
chic2pimp:
Keep sucking up you u hia undecided
jalether:
Being a Mod does not give you the license to run your mouth anyhow, If you are to stuck up to take a joke for what it is

then thats just unfortunate
Hell hath no fury like a nucca scorned  grin grin grin


Cristalz:
@Ibime
LOL grin
Thanks though. wink
kiss kiss kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AC Milan Vs Real Madrid [1 - 1] On Tuesday,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:14pm On Nov 03, 2009
chic2pimp:
Will you gerraway from hia jor angry. You think say she dey roll with Chavs abi? undecided
Shebi you didn't get her message. . . . go and lock yourself in a refridgerator. . . . thats how she reacts to other nuccas when Im in the building. . . . . don't blame me! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by Ibime(m): 10:10pm On Nov 03, 2009
Dayo, whats the score? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 10:09pm On Nov 03, 2009
Whats going on?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea [2 - 2] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:08pm On Nov 03, 2009
Ph*ck!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd Vs CSKA Moscow [3 - 3] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 10:07pm On Nov 03, 2009
Chamo,

pele o grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AC Milan Vs Real Madrid [1 - 1] On Tuesday,3rd November by Ibime(m): 9:58pm On Nov 03, 2009
Cristalz:
@Chic2pimp/jalether
You guys can go lock yourselves in a Heineken refrigerator.
[size=14pt]GBAM!!![/size]


Shebi una don hear am?

Make una no disturb my woman again o! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AC Milan Vs Real Madrid [1 - 1] On Tuesday,3rd November by Ibime(m): 9:54pm On Nov 03, 2009
Who are all these pretenders seeking Crizzles attention. . . . . Crizzle darling, you never tell them?  wink. . . . Im getting fed up  undecided angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd Vs CSKA Moscow [3 - 3] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 9:49pm On Nov 03, 2009
Man Utd fans berra hope Ferdie and Vidic are fit on Saturday. . . . this one wey CSKA dey hit them. . . . 3-1 to CSKA. . . . .hehehehe

BTW, how is Chidi Odiah playing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea [2 - 2] On Tuesday ,3rd November by Ibime(m): 9:46pm On Nov 03, 2009
These boys are on holiday in Madrid. . . . . as far as I am concerned, they can get this holiday out of their system today as long as they are primed and ready to play Man Utd on Saturday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AC Milan Vs Real Madrid [1 - 1] On Tuesday,3rd November by Ibime(m): 9:45pm On Nov 03, 2009
Where is Dayokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanu?

Laurent Blanc is teaching FC Hollywood a lesson.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AC Milan Vs Real Madrid [1 - 1] On Tuesday,3rd November by Ibime(m): 8:38pm On Nov 03, 2009
dayokanu:
I think a free market where any willing fan would do a matchday thread should be allowed and posts get to the top based on the demand for the matchthread.
Ol boy, this statement alone can win you the Nobel prize.

I've told Crizzle time and time again about these sticky threads but she said it was Seun causing the problem.

Now that Seun has granted her autonomy to run her own section, I expect that she should be implementing the recommendations of the Ibime report, which provides a detailed framework for ensuring that positions of thread are reflected in a perfect market by the liquidity of demand and supply.

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