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mukina2:
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you got me viewing mystikal's prof for the first time today.

wetin carry your eyes dia?

He says hes based in Wood Green which was one of ma old stomping grounds when I was in college.

Imagine posing with Lambrini. . . . shameless guy.

@ Mystical,

WTF you doing with a Lambrini in your hand?

Abi you no dey shame?

dyabman:
you don't got the right to say that tibs is on that WEAK SHIT/

N TIBS is quick to put the steel in ya mouth like a braces DENTIST/

Are you Tibs?

My lungs are stretched, and my chest is tight/
and I feel too breathless to bless the Mic/
Theres nothing left to write/ I cant rest at night/
Without finding a chick to ingest my pipe/
You think Im jesting right?/ but its quite frightening/
I drink white lightning/ to make my night brighten/
We used to fight fair, but now he’s Mike Tyson/
and I like fighting. . . . but now. . . .  I might knife him!/
I fight Vikings/ Pirates and Buccaneers/
I don’t [i]fuckin[/i]g care/ as longing as Im tucking flares. . .
. .in my back pocket/ A mack rocket/ make his ass hop it. .
back to his pad. . to shut his door. . . and padlock it!/
He’ll meet his Waterloo if he gets Kings Cross/
When Im pissed off,  I take stimulants to lift off/
And that usually consists of. . . sniffing a fifth off/
Or drinking. .  till I stop blinking. . . and drift off!/
Im the mint sauce/ The Big Boss. . .
jacking my [i]dic[/i]k off. . on ya chicks’ lip gloss. . . so get lost!/

@ all gayyners,

WTF wrong with Gael Clichy over the last 18 months?


Secondly,

What kind of politics is RVP trying to play by releasing that press statement on Arsenal website? If he feels wronged by Ade, CAN'T HE GIVE HIM A PHONECALL? 

I feel Arsenal are trying to get Ade banned cos they're scared of Citeh taking their spot.

Bunch of hot air.

Banks will only reject letters of credit if they think the other bank is in trouble. Its business, nothing personal.

If this story is true (gotta be wary of Ibru-owned newspaper stories) then we may expect the situation to continue until all audits are completed by CBN.

Delta and River no be the same thing.

I dont see anyone interfering with the Okavango delta or the Sumatran delta.

Someone pls tell me that Alex Song did not start for Arsenal today. If not, na minus points be that.

lalaboi:
I AV MAD! I DON MAD. . . .I IS MAD. . . .I STIL MAD!!!! I DON SPOIL MA KEYBOard sha! lol

hehehehehe

rasputinn:


I see say that ogogoro wey you go drink for Nembe waterside don dey shack you.You dey here dey yarn dust cos una manage equalise against stoke,just go mind your business,why you go leave your food for fire go deyattend to another pessin kitchen

hehehehehe. . . . not only did we equalise, we won the game in the last minute of injury time. . . . suck on that!  

Arsenals fans deserve that celebration by Adebayor. Adeballz must have thrown his TV out the window when Adebayor scored.  

Malouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

BWAHAHAHA!

Where are those idiots who said Man City weren't gonna challenge the top 4 this season?

Jakumo:
During every year's rainy season, and in numerous junctures along its winding course southward through central and southern Nigeria, the River Niger spreads out into shallow seasonal floodplains, where nutrient-rich sedimentary deposits carried by the flow rejuvenate a vast, meandering ribbon of farmland, whose cultivation has fed significant populations of Nigerians for generations.

The proposed plan to dredge the River Niger, if actualized, will concentrate the flow of water into a centralized narrow shipping canal, whose depth will prevent the occurrence of that natural annual flooding over of seasonal farmland, denying the crops planted there that vital flow of river-borne fertilizer, and placing at grave peril the livelihoods of all communities who rely on the continued viability of that farming for sustenance.

Case in point:

Seasonal flooding in Uhuogbogo in Ahoada

The forest that lies between Eleme and Okrika also floods every wet season.

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Arewa must be dreaming.

They will hear ween if this obdurate disposition is maintained.

hehehehehe. . . . . Dayo cant get enough of it.

quick keystyle 



I’ve covered the full circle and every angles dope/
You could sample quotes/ from my ample flows/
Every example shows/ that I ran the show/
. . even before the MetaSin scandal broke!/
I got the golden eye/ till I grow old and die/
Its no surprise. . . that Crackles verse got no reply/
Perhaps somebody should have told him why/
In three simple words. . . his flows are dry!/
All jokes aside/ I would roast this guy/
If in doubt, call me out. . . and let the votes decide!/
I don’t battle anymore/ but I slap me a LovePeddler/
I choke Brash. .  . I wont even put a hand on his jaw/
Thats something he aint man enough for/
I know you thinking “Ibi’s going crackers for sure”/
“Brash aint his level. . . whats he yapping him for?”/
Im thinking the same thing. . . but I cannot ignore/
That a couple months ago, I was challenged to war!/

Same topic being discussed here:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-321634.0.html

England, Holland and Ivory Coast all the way. . . . its good to have options.

Whos that motherphocker who so rudely interrupted Mr Presidents speech?

dayo1401:
if we say vanguard is not a credible source, why not the cbn douse the tension, by releasing, the result of the audits, of this banks, to the member of the public, if truly, special examinations were conducted,
the cbn should as a matter of urgently, also release the result of the remaining 14 banks audited which we heard that is out already,
this would allow us knwo the true position of the banks, and Nigerians can read the result of this special audit and we can judge and say if this banks were insolvent or not,

Come on now, did the American Federal Reserve release the results of their stress test when they wanted to recapitalise their banks? FFS, they didnt even release the names of the 19 banks they conducted the tests on.

NFF: We Are Sticking With Amodu!

[center][size=14pt]NFF stick with Amodu[/size][/center]

The Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) have announced that the country's coach, Shuaibu Amodu, will not be sacked, even though they are now walking a tightrope in their quest to qualify for next year's World Cup.

Nigeria's Super Eagles were forced to a 2-2 draw at home by group leaders Tunisia on Sunday and so remain in second place in Group 2, two points behind the pace-setters with only the top team reaching the finals in South Africa.

Top government officials, the public and the media have called for Amodu to be sacked for incompetence.

However, the technical committee of the NFF has now thrown its weight behind Amodu, asking him to continue in his job for the remaining two qualifiers.

“Taking panicky measures at this time may even worsen the situation, so sacking Amodu may not be the best solution to the problem at hand," said technical committee member Adeboye Onigbinde.

"If a new coach comes in, is he going to throw away all the players we used during the last match against Tunisia and bring down his own players? And how long does he have to do that? And what is going to happen?”

Amodu took over from German coach Berti Vogts in April 2008 after Nigeria crashed out in the quarterfinals of the Africa Cup of Nations in Ghana.

Onigbinde, who led Nigeria to the 2002 World Cup in Korea and Japan, disclosed that the technical committee also took several other decisions regarding the country's team.

“A few decisions were taken at the meeting with the coach. First, we are looking into the possibility of improving the team with some new players," he said.

“We are pleading not only with the members of the technical committee, but with anybody who has ideas to come out and help the team this time around.

“The question of the players is very vital in this matter. It is as important as the question of technical handlers. If you bring the best coach in the world, but the attitude of the players doesn’t change, you won’t have any good results.

“So we have resolved that when these players are invited and they come down we are going to talk to them and make them see reasons as to why they should have the right attitude and determination to win the remaining matches, while we pray for a slip from Tunisia in any of their matches.”

http://www.goal.com/en/news/89/africa/2009/09/10/1492200/nigeria-stick-with-embattled-coach-shuaibu-amodu

naijatoday:
But Vanguard just three days ago reported the inter bank market has crashed, that there is no activity happening there. how can they come back in 3 day time and say the banks are putting the money in inter--bank market.

Yeah. . . . there would be some truth in that. . . . banks will not lend to each other until all the CBN audits are completed cos they dont know each others financial situation.

mikeansy:
The official records by march did not say the banks were in trouble

What a laugh. . . . what official figures?. . . . the fake reports printed by the bank which were mostly unsigned by the auditors?

Dont twist yourself out of all human form defending the fact that these banks are not in crisis. They evidently are and have been for some time, hence the EDW and now the bailout.

Thank God for the regularisation of the financial year. I hope we never have to put up with cooked books again.

Banks were so healthy, they had to take out newspaper adverts begging Yar'Adua to come and help them recover their non-performing loans. . . . guess what?. . . . Yara has done just that!. . . . but at the same time, the corrupt, incompetent CEO's have to pay for their malperformance.

Dayo,

Could you kindly contribute to this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-321634.0.html

mikeansy:
the fact also remains that Vanguard's prediction in March, 3 months before Sanusi took office has co-incided with all of Sanusi's clandestine actions.

Do you think those banks were not in trouble by March already?

To quote Dayo Coker:


"Unbelievable!!! In what must be a contender for this year's most stupid argument,Vanguard has backed its campaign against Sanusi with an article it published in March detailing a supposed plan by “anti-consolidation” forces to take over five Nigerian banks. I don’t understand why the Nigerian public is taking this rag sheet seriously when Sam Amuka-Pemu’s “tissue paper” newspaper does not even qualify to be called a tabloid.

Let’s look at the timeline. Vanguard published the article on March 23, 2009. At the time the article was published, those five banks were already heavily indebted to their peers at the inter-bank market and there were already concerns over their financial health. In fact, Dayo Coker was already on the trail of Erastus Akingbola and had released his findings to the press.

Their chief executives must have suspected that Sanusi would be a tough cookie and quickly dispatched their PR strategists under the aegis of ACAMB to plant the story. Of course, Vanguard’s moronic journalists played along and concocted this baseless story to distract the new governor. The article was meant to preempt Sanusi and force him into making a compromise but he refused to buckle under pressure. The Nigerian public does not understand that Vanguard newspaper is one of the biggest beneficiaries of the corporate malfeasance that pervaded the Nigerian banking sector. For years, the “newspaper” made a killing from the Vanguard Bankers Awards where a table for eight went for a whopping five million naira."

mikeansy:
But to suggest that someone has the high ground to pontificate on everyone elses write-ups is just funny
Why can't we think that Dayo-Coker is compromised? in fact how do we know Dayo Coker was not privy to the plan to create a made-up banking crisis and was only executing his/her job as the igniter of this whole circus.

hehehehe. . . . let Dayo Coker come and defend himself here. . .

Until then, it is a proven fact that Vanguard's intentions are not pure. . . . that much is shown incontovertibly by the poppycocks they fed us about the N420bn costing N100bn to print. . .

Dayo was the first to break the news of Intercontinental bank's liquidity problems back when the bastards were feeding lies to the press. . . . he also details the way in which Vanguard has been compromised, from hosting phony awards where they charge N8m a seat to writing articles to pre-empt Sanusis actions such as the now-famous article. . . not to mention Vanguard insulting our intelligence by claiming it cost N100bn to print N400bn when we all know the money was created by fiat. . . . come on guys, dont be a puppet on another mans string. . . . given a choice, I would stick with Dayo Cokers analysis rather than the nonsense coming out of Vanguard.

pcicero:
@Ilohim
I hope the likes of Ibime would respond to this.
Sanusi said it cost N100 billion to print the money. If true what economic sense does that make and why is that s different from the EDW they have been drawing from? Printing N400 billion with N100 billion already means 25% cost has been accrued. Who would be responsible for that and how much percenntage interest would the CBN charge because he has said it is a loan to the banks? He has started talking from both sides of his mouth.

Why should I respond to fallacies. . . . I would assume that anyone with two brain cells knows that money was not physically printed and the N100bn claimed was a hoax.

Vanguard newspaper is a discredited source. Find another source abeg.

@ Beaf, Mikeansy and other reactionary elements, I await your comment on the thread below:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-321696.0.html

Dayo, your indepth knowledge of the banking industry is always appreciated. Thanks for making this info available to us.

I charge all reactionary elements to take note of the following:

DayoCoker:
Vanguard newspaper and the Northern Agenda.

Unbelievable!!! In what must be a contender for this year's most stupid argument,Vanguard has backed its campaign against Sanusi with an article it published in March detailing a supposed plan by “anti-consolidation” forces to take over five Nigerian banks. I don’t understand why the Nigerian public is taking this rag sheet seriously when Sam Amuka-Pemu’s “tissue paper” newspaper does not even qualify to be called a tabloid.

Let’s look at the timeline. Vanguard published the article on March 23, 2009. At the time the article was published, those five banks were already heavily indebted to their peers at the inter-bank market and there were already concerns over their financial health. In fact, Dayo Coker was already on the trail of Erastus Akingbola and had released his findings to the press.

Their chief executives must have suspected that Sanusi would be a tough cookie and quickly dispatched their PR strategists under the aegis of ACAMB to plant the story. Of course, Vanguard’s moronic journalists played along and concocted this baseless story to distract the new governor. The article was meant to preempt Sanusi and force him into making a compromise but he refused to buckle under pressure. The Nigerian public does not understand that Vanguard newspaper is one of the biggest beneficiaries of the corporate malfeasance that pervaded the Nigerian banking sector. For years, the “newspaper” made a killing from the Vanguard Bankers Awards where a table for eight went for a whopping five million naira.

From a logical standpoint, this “northern agenda” argument holds no water. As the CBN Governor has pointed out in newspaper interviews, some Nigerian banks are controlled by nominees who are hidden behind legal documents. One does not have to be a chief executive to actually control a bank. It is possible that there could be individuals from the North that have designs on the banking sector but it makes no sense to speculate that a Northern "movement" is keen on hijacking the banking sector. And if Sanusi is a Fulani supremacist as his detractors have argued, then it is likely that non-Fulani Northerners are unlikely to support this purported plan.

Imagine UK prosecuting our own cases, we cannot even lift a finger to help ourselves.