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Who is this mumuface abi duduspace?

Some idiot is talking about Chelsea not having back-up in defence.

Is this nigga crazy?

How many of our defenders are going to ACN sef?

If Chelsea lose 3 defenders to injury today, we will still have more quality in reserve than Arsenal currently do.

We are struggling to fit Alex, Ivanovic, Terry and Carvalho into the same backline, talkless of Sam Hutchinson (who is a certified don) and other nuccas out on loan like Rajkovic.

FFS, Alex has been injured all season. I wonder what Arsenal would do if Vermaelen or Gallas miss even one month of Premiership action. . . . pooof!. . . . there goes their title hopes!

The same goes for Alex Song.

duduspace:
Arsenal have a history in the CL even if its recent history, we also have European history in case you don't know having won the UEFA Winner's Cup. Our history in the premier and english leagues as well as the local cup competitions is something the Chelsea wannabes can only dream of.

We are competitive right now on all fronts, as our record in the UCL in recent times is only surpassed by a few clubs of which Bayern is not numbered among.

You can be content with being a big fish in a small pond of your bundesliga, but your team's stature in European affairs and your league's status contracts with each passing moment and at present you are simply a mini fish in a micro pond.

Your argument is incoherent to say the least.

When Chelsea dey yarn, you go talk say dem no get long-term history.

When Bayern dey yarn, you go say dem no get short-term history.

Arsenals recent UCL exploits wey you dey use oppress Bayern fans is nothing compared to what Chelsea has achieved.

The exploits of old wey you dey use oppress Chelsea fans is nothing compared to what Bayern have achieved.

You are literally caught between a rock and a hard place, and have resorted to yarning megedefegede to twist yourself out of a tight spot.

BTW: Arsenals whole European history is exactly the same as Chelseas - one Cup Winners Cup.

Nonsense!

Phuck Naija!

Good topic. Aondoaaka and Iwu are two of the biggest problems in Naija.

A win is a win.

Especially with DD and JB suspended, we cannot complain at the cards we have been dealt.

Hopefully, we will wrap up the group by the 5th game, so we can play the youngsters in the final match.

Robben injured again. . . . will be out till Christmas at least.

Ateke and Tompolo are simply tools, and are in no way part of MEND policy-making.

Ateke is a lowlife who will meet his Waterloo someday. Until then, he can serve his purpose.

Tompolo is also a criminal, but with more class than Ateke. There is honour even among thieves, and Ateke has no honour.

Whichever way, they are the tools we use in our emancipation struggle until they die out or cash out.

Big-ups to Wole Soyinka. He has always been on the side of justice in the past, and this case is no exception.

May the struggle continue.

And everybody say Amen. 

12 days to end of amnesty. . . .

Things will either heat up or die out.

If it dies out now, the agitation has been partially successful. If the struggle continues, there is even more left to achieve.

Can someone please explain how this best loser thing works.

How many groups are there in the tournament, and how many "best losers" can advance to the next stage?

hehehehe. . . . lemme indulge you with a few quick lines. . .


I floss and shine/ but I might be a[i] boar [/i] or swine/
cos you tried to call my bluff. . . but I hog the line/
A punch to ya flawed design/ will contort ya spine/
but you'll prolly stand ya ground. . . till my floor recline!/
Ya daughters mine/ and for sure, I'ma cross the line/
You’ll get a penny for your thoughts. . . if you pawn your mind!/

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=18479.msg4622079#msg4622079 date=1254086773]CANIBUS:

In linear terms, my thirty-three [/i]degree, and a[i] third
Words, will give you thirty-third degree burns
First I write, thirty-three lines to a verse
About how I created the Earth out of thirty-three quarks
Thirty-three of my peers never thought it would work
For thirty-three, I started my relentless research
And I figured, if Jigga could do, twenty-two two's
As an MC, then I could do, thirty-three three's
Suddenly it occured, at three-thirty, on March third
It came to me like God's word
I started to load my thirty-three calibre Mossberg
Went to the top of the Empire State, on thirty-third
Thirty-three [/i]gunshots was heard
[i]Thirty-three pedestrians lay wounded or dead, on the curb
Thirty-three squad cars rushed to the scene
As soon as they heard, some mad-man had gone berserk.

I demanded, thirty-three million
Or I was going to kill thirty-three [/i]of the women and children in the building
I gave them [i]thirty-three minutes to respond
Then I proceeded to arm, a backpack nuclear bomb
I set the timer for three hours, and three minutes long
Told them not to try nothing funny or I'd kill them all
They still never responded
Until I saw thirty-three of the S.W.A.T. team jump out of three [/i]helicopters
I told them for the [i]third, and final time
If they crossed the line, again, I'd take, thirty-three lives
Three of the hostages started crying
Three of them started wilding, and convinced, three more to start an uprising
Three of them stood to their feet and started freestyling
I didn't know what to do, so I started rhyming
I tried to kick three-hundred bars
But I got picked off, by a sniper from thirty-three yards
The bullet hit me but it got lodged, and ricochet off
Three organs, three inches, away from my heart
My name went down in history, as the illest[/quote]I remember when he first performed this live at Subterranea in 2000. . . . the whole club went crazy!

This is what I call ill.

Lemme guess. . . psychophants who fail the test will simply bribe the doctors.

streetwize:
Some shit I dropped for some guy,

The "GENESIS"/ of a NEMESIS/ dat SPEAK IN PROVERBS
My ANTIQUE/ TECHNIQUE/ CRITIQUE DIS POSER
My GLINT XPOSE YA/ Im BLISTERING SOLAR
His "SUN-DAYS are finished", d "WEAK IS OVER"

DISASTER BREEDS/ When I BLAST AT KIDS
Dis "INSTITUTION" of rap , I've "MASTERED" THIS
I START BAD DEEDS/ and STOMP LEGIONS/ in ALL REGIONS
He's "SOUND", but my 'electromagnetic' flows, make "WAVES", IN ALL MEDIUMS

I'll SLAUGHTER YA BROAD/ then PLUNDER YA "FORD"
hang u with a phone, now u "UNDA-A-CORD"

Even my "AUDIO" SLAY PROACTIVE/ So THEY BROADCAST IT
His r lost in transMISSION/ I've got "beta eMISSION",
that "decay" his "atomic" signals, Am "RADIO- ACTIVE"
I SLAY SLOW BASTRDS/, BLOODY ME HAND
Those dat "STEP UP", get "STOMPED IN D YARD"

I "FORCED" his hand, and "DIVIDED HIS MASS"
Now he's "ACCELERATING", towards, DERIDED DEMISE
I SPAR LETHAL SPEARS/ HE RAPS LITTLE SENSE
If ya "Bars" is what I "RED BLOOD", then they GUARD "SICKLE CELLS"!!!!!!!

Lawd have mercy!!!

I wanna see more of ya rhymes.

Bamsyle:


Idiot, like I didn't know you and your retarded brother have been eagerly waiting for me to drop sumn in the battle thread so y'all can stick your rotten noses in it . . .

Of course I ain't a netcee . . . I don't deceive myself . . . I only came here to prove a point - Bamsyle ain't never scared to battle no one . . . I can go weight for weight and pound for pound . . . peace or war - choose any side of Bamsyle you like . . .

Unlike you fools here, I make use of my precious time to do more meaningful things . . . netcees?? Netcees my darling foot - if you've got verses, book studio time and record them . . . quit posting sh*t that can't move 2 units in the market . . .

What else should I expect Ibime and his conceited twinny to say?? That Bamsyle won?? Of course not - better to expect folks shouting "Jesus is Lord" on the streets of Saudi Arabia . . .

Bamsyle is this, Bamsyle is that . . . when will y'all quit dogging Bamsyle's moves?? And Ibime is mad cos Bamsyle analyses/acts like a judge when Hip Hop is the issue . . . on the field of play, are judges always players??

Y'all live off Bamsyle's sh*t . . . go get a life you tykes . . . 

Dont even start to rhyme/ cos ya talent is hard to find/
infact, ya lyrics are ass crack. . . and thats the bottom line!/

FBS:
LAdies and gentlemen, this one na PURE OJORO!

For me, I'm not even going to watch any organized FIFA tourney again. Shameful from the ref.
FIFA should go and DIE!!!

Which ojoro?

That was a clear penalty.

Nigeria is a disappointment, in every sense, whether Government or football. Bloody bastards.

These boys look like say dem no go school sef.


Anyway, I hope NFF no use this set-up to deny SiaSia his Super Eagles mandate.

Ijaw boys no go gree o.

We must reflect federal character in Super Eagles.  

MustardInc:
[size=14pt]This TEAM Plays BEAUTIFUL

Goal-scoring has been an headache though!

SIASIA affirms he knows his onion. The Players are LETTING HIM down BIG TIME![/size]

I dont see anything beautiful in what these boys are playing. They look like a bunch of agberos with no finesse. Osanga and the no 9 are the worst culprits.

When will Nigerian youth teams learn to take advantage of set-pieces? Why must they always take wild shots? Dem no fit cross ball?

Where did Sia1 find these baboons to come and represent Naija?

Watching their play, you can tell that these boys have very low IQ, both footballing and intellect.

Bloody animals! No fit pass, no fit shoot, just dey do gra gra all over the pitch. Touts!

Where did Sia1 find these bloody defenders sef. They havent been able to clear their lines for the last 10 minutes. The goalie is also a joke. These idiots are going home.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=329347.msg4626286#msg4626286 date=1254143443]abeg make you educate me on dis ya statement: "the political risk of investing in anything to do with ONE NIGERIA is just too great". why you capitalize one nigeria.? i follow de good analysis wey you make, but dis your last statement threw me off. i go appreciate if you explain am to be please.[/quote]Simply that no matter how much any one sector is sanitised, as long as the country as a whole is held ransom to executive malfeasance, it is like pissing in the rain. As much as guys like Ribadu, Soludo, Sanusi and Okonjo-Iweala do their best in their respective sectors, their efforts are somewhat undermined by the pervasive corruption and incompetence which will inevitably seep into their respective sectors. A country where one man can simply walk away with your life savings and guys like Aondoaaka would do nothing to prosecute him. Look at the amount of people/journalists defending the executive crooks who stole their money in the first place. Not to mention political instability. Who wants to invest in a country full of MEND, MASSOBS, Bakassi Boys and Boko Harams? Can you invest in a sinking ship?

@ all Chelseans,

Has anyone been watching the awful performances Mancienne has been putting in for Wolves?

That guy is a disaster waiting to happen.

He has gone from grace to grass.

The amount of ethnically-tinged vitriol on this thread is simply nauseating.

Nigerians having lost their life savings in the last bubble burst can be forgiven for being too tentative to reinvest in the stock market.

Having recapitalised the banks, any developed economy would see re-investment from shareholders. Sanusi is correct in stating that this is the best time to buy.

However, what assurances do we have that corruption will not seep into the market and eat away our savings like last time?

The stockmarket does not stand alone in Nigeria. As long as the rest of the country is sick, and on the precipice of collapse, the political risk of investing in anything to do with ONE NIGERIA is just too great.

[size=16pt][center]Tamuno calls halt to transfer spending[/center][/size]
[center]by Martin Samuel (Daily Mail correspondent)[/center]

Buoyed by last week’s 94 point haul, Barclays Fantasy Manager of the month, Ibime Tamuno has splurged a further £16m 16 points on new acquisitions, after which he drew a line under MEND FC’s transfer campaign. Tamuno is only the latest manager to call time on his transfer campaign following a similar declaration by Sir Alex Ferguson earlier this month. MEND FC’s latest acquisitions bring their total summer spending to £76m 76 points. Analysts have opined that MEND FC’s expenditure has seen them cede ground to their title rivals. However, Tamuno believes that such expenditure is necessary to keep the club competitive. As such, he has declared that barring injury or a force majeure, MEND FC will not be making any further purchases in the Extended Discount Window. Tamuno now believes that he has the most efficient squad that £100m has to offer. Perusing over his squad list, this journalist for one is inclined to agree.

Critics of MEND FC have argued that the latest points deduction have put an irrecoverable distance between MEND FC and bitter rivals Team Roc and Gateway FC. In response Tamuno stated that “Team Roc and Gateway FC are just noisy neighbours. Their early season flurry is nothing but initial gra-gra. They have reached their nadir and will find their level over time.” He went on to state that he believes that MEND FC’s only rivals are Sooting Stars, and every other team is just flattering to deceive. He also spoke extensively of his respect for Chun Li and the steady job she has been doing at Reptilez FC despite having to work to stringent budgetary constraints. His latest comments will only serve to fuel whispers that Tamuno will recommend Li as his successor at MEND FC when the managerial behemoth finally decides to call it a day.

Whether engaging in a game of brinkmanship with his rivals; or speaking of his admiration for other managers, Tamuno pulls no punches. He remains an irreconcilable pugilist, which bodes well for a captivating title race this season. Let’s just hope that his rivals are ready to rumble.


link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tamuno_halt_spending_%ffs#/index.html

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=302710.msg4621150#msg4621150 date=1254074591]@Ibime
If Usain Bolt is running a 100yard dash with Obj it is only normal for Usain to give Obj a head-start, imma peg you back.Its nothing[/quote]Which headstart?

The 60 points I have sacrificed on transfers so far never do you?

Na me give you headstart, no be you give me.

Even my feeder club, Sooting Stars will soon overtake you.

The September form guide shows Sooting Stars at the top of the league with MEND FC not far behind.

New money must swallow old money.

94 points for MEND FC this week.

Who want try?

Sizzla Kalange, get thee behind me!  

Just saw the highlights.

We missed Ballack.

Players too lackadaisical thinking it was an easy win.

Fingers crossed for Liverpool game.

Congratulations to Chun LI for Robbie Keane's performance today.

I know you motherphockers noticed my 70 point haul this week. We doing it big baby!

I even lost 8 points for making some transfers.

Also notice Sooting Stars directly behind me. Our plan is falling directly into place. This is a two-pronged assult!

Whats happening guys.

I just got home after a long day to find that we lost 3-1.

About to watch it on MOTD.

Whatd'ya guys think went wrong.

The players had targeted 7 straight victories to start the season but came-a-cropper at 6.

Lets hope this will not dampen their morale.

Redman44:
We all need to thank God for Uche Okafor, the goalkeeper. The lad has a bright future. And he's very young. Okafor made a lot of saves today. Something tells me our boys will beat Spain and turn things around. I'm not giving up yet on Siasia and his boys. I just like the confidence and composure of the goalkeeper- Uche Okafor.

What you talking about. Okafor was shocking. Venezuelas goal should have been a routine save but his hands werent firm enough. He failed to organise his defence all day, was slow off his line, and his goalkicks were simply woeful.

Obiora is the future!

Ref was racist!

Who was that animal on the Nigerian bench who fell on the floor at the final whistle and started wailing like his mother had died. Does that baboon think he is still in Ajegunle? He better learn how to act on the international stage.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=157494.msg4611235#msg4611235 date=1253899325]Abeg clean the garbage spewed on this thread so that normal flowz can continue.
All these momma/poppa 7th grade rap lyrics are exuding wackness.[/quote]Bamsyle is the definition of wackness!

After now, he will start lecturing you on HipHop.

Bamsyle is a phocking disgrace, biting rhymes like "ya moms was a waitress at the last supper" and Santa Claus "ho ho ho" lines.

All his punchlines are simply wack, and lewd.

Thats what you get when you learn ya whole battle style from 2Pac.

Bamsyle is always the first to shout everyone down when discussing HipHop, but evidence shows that this nucca is wack!