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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 9:40am On Sep 21, 2009
Debosky needs to be emancipated from the spirit of failure which has been instilled in all gaynners.

Imagine him celebrating the fact that Man City lost.

This shows that he knows who Arsenals competition is this season.

He's not worried about Man Utd forging ahead in the title-race, rather he's worried about Man City forging ahead in the race for 4th place.
Sports › Re: Mayweather outclasses Marques by Ibime(op): 11:25pm On Sep 20, 2009
[quote author=lai-lai link=topic=326150.msg4581977#msg4581977 date=1253485297]i swear i almst went for an eye test or brain scan after the game, i saw almost all the landed punches in d replay also[/quote]hehehe. . . I thought I was the only one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 11:22pm On Sep 20, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=319383.msg4581791#msg4581791 date=1253482893]Go and work out how Bellamy wasn't sent off for the foul on Anderson when he did a Martin Taylor-esque tackle in the first half.
Was he even booked for it?[/quote]I guess ma question is rhetorical then, for you have chosen to mitigate my question by citing a quid pro quo using Bellamy's example.

The axiomatic answer therefore is that O'Shea fouled Tevez and not vice-versa, therefore Owen should never have had the chance to score as it wasnt Utd's freekick.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 10:16pm On Sep 20, 2009
Whats up scummies?

Forget story about time added-on etc.

Did Tevez foul O'Shea or did O'Shea foul Tevez in the build up to Owens goal?

From what I saw, O'Shea miscontrolled the ball, Tevez nicked infront of him, and O'Shea slid to ground to get the ball back, fouling Tevez in the process.

I am yet to understand how Tevez who was in front of O'Shea could have fouled him.

Answers on a postcard mothaphockas!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 10:00pm On Sep 20, 2009
nateevs:
Spurs never looked like posing a threat.
Thats not true. The midfield nearly gave me a heart attack in the first 30 mins cos they left open spaces for Spurs to attack. On another day, they could have copped 2 or 3 goals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Ibime(op): 6:07pm On Sep 20, 2009
61 points this week. . . . good day at the office!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham (20 September 2009): 3 - 0 by Ibime(m): 6:04pm On Sep 20, 2009
Well done boyz!

Lets hope Drogba's injury is not too serious.

Good to see Borini get a run. . . but wait, where is Sturridge?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Man City: 4-3 (20 September, 2009) by Ibime(m): 4:00pm On Sep 20, 2009
Its not a question of time added-on.

The question is that the freekick to Man Utd which led to the goal was never a phocking freekick.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Man City: 4-3 (20 September, 2009) by Ibime(m): 3:34pm On Sep 20, 2009
The freekick that led to the goal was supposed to be a freekick to Man City, not Utd.

O'shea fouled Tevez after miscontrolling a pass.

This is ojoro.

We no go gree o! We no go gree!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Ibime(op): 11:54am On Sep 20, 2009
dayokanu:
For my team Lampard, Defoe, De jong, Evra and tim Howard never play sef.

Predictions:

Chelsea 4 Tottenham 3 Lampard and Defoe grabs Hat trick.

Man Utd 3 Man City 3 Evra hat trick Dejong Brace

Howard make 50 saves

Una nefa jam. Up sooting, Up stars. Baba Eleran is behind us I tell una say I don carry jazz enter the whole shebang.
hehehehehehehe grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Mayweather outclasses Marques by Ibime(op): 11:49am On Sep 20, 2009
[quote author=lai-lai link=topic=326150.msg4578560#msg4578560 date=1253430673]i must add, pretty ugly scenes at the end of the match, shane mosley tryin to put a word for himself and some potential cash windfall if he gets any matchup (must admit might be interesting to see ), with the egoed interviewer getting tangled up also, thought for a while somebody would receive the knockout we didnt get during the bout[/quote]They're just play-acting for the cameras. I believe that the ink is already dry on that fight. TBH, no one want to see a Mayweather vs Mosley fight. What we wanna see is Mayweather vs Pacqiao/Cotto.

As for the fight, Mayweather won all 12 rounds.

Marquez only landed 2 clean punches on his chin.

Mayweather is just too quick.

I cant even see his punches until they show it on slow motion replay.

Best fighter of the modern era by far.
Politics › Re: Is It True? Army Son Of Former Head Of State Killed By Mend-reason For The War! by Ibime(m): 1:24am On Sep 20, 2009
It is definitely true. Read about it during Tompolo's meeting with the army commander.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Ibime(op): 1:11am On Sep 20, 2009
MEND FC steadily advancing!

Get out the way y'all!

Sooting Stars also covering my rear end incase any enemy forces wanna advance on my position.

The joke is that only 6 of my players have played so far. Another 5 to come tomorrow. Its gonna be manslaughter!
Sports › Mayweather outclasses Marques by Ibime(op): 1:08am On Sep 20, 2009
Fight coverage starts in an hour.

Live on Sky Sports One.

Biggest fight this year.

Whos staying up for this?
Politics › Re: Aondoakaa Chased From Hotel Room by Ibime(m): 10:20am On Sep 19, 2009
hmmmm. . . . . Im gonna join the NLF.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Ibime(op): 10:14am On Sep 19, 2009
Cristalz:
angry

Where is Ibime?
Habibi, turn not your pleasant countenance away from me nor visit me with wrath.

Whats the problem, and how can we fix it?
Travel › Re: Virgin Nigeria Airways Now Nigerian Eagle Airlines by Ibime(m): 4:24pm On Sep 18, 2009
The recent form of the Super Eagles does not bode well for this re-branding.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 3:50pm On Sep 18, 2009
I wipe ya wife in the shower/ and have a bite to devour/
Then proceed to wipe ya life in an hour/
Im fighting the power/ like terrorists igniting the tower/
I revv the chainsaw, cos I like when you cower/
so fix ya mug right/ if you really love life/
cos I can’t make a point with a blunt knife/
I take a pound of flesh/ from around ya neck/
Every time I spit a verse, its the sound of death/
My punches break braces/ in close to eight places/
You cant afford my life. . . even if we trade places/
I engrain greatness/ You embody defeat/
My moccassined feet/ stomp over ya sloppy physique/
I devour the rhymes/ of any cowardly swine/
They wanna scour my mind/ to find why my powers’ divine/
You randomly shine/ but I consistently flow/
You could stand light years away and witness the glow/
Im gifted with prose/ plus Im slick with the ho’s/
No need to ask the question, cos ya sister should know/
Health › Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Ibime(m): 2:26pm On Sep 18, 2009
Naijaking1,


My bro-in-law has bronchiolitis. After years of diagnosis and steroids, still no cure. Somedays, he would nearly pass away from lack of oxygen and would have to be rushed to A&E. The fam is very worried. Pls tell me there is hope for the guy.

Secondly, I have rhinitis and should be going for corrective surgery later this year. Is this one of the reasons why my resting heart rate is 87 beats per minute or is it because I may be unfit?
Sports › Re: Nff Rejects Fifa Mri Scan Results by Ibime(m): 1:38pm On Sep 18, 2009
Lulu is a national embarassment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 10:49am On Sep 18, 2009
Looks like we are gearing up for Jan 2011 nicely. . .


[center]Croatian keeper 'to join Chelsea' [/center]    
Croatian side Inter Zapresic claim they have agreed a deal with Chelsea that will see their teenage goalkeeper Matej Delac move to Stamford Bridge in 2011.

The 17-year-old will stay in Croatia with Chelsea paying his wages.

But he will train with the Blues whenever possible before joining on a five-year contract, Zapresic claim.

Chelsea are banned from registering new players until 2011 after they were found to have induced Gael Kakuta to breach his contract with Lens.

Zapresic sporting director Branko Laljak said: "This deal will save us from bankruptcy.

"We are proud to have sold one of our players to one of the strongest clubs in the world."

Delac, who only turned 17 in August, broke the record for the youngest Croatian player ever called up for international duty when Slaven Bilic named him in his squad to face England at Wembley earlier this month.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 9:27am On Sep 18, 2009
hehehehe. . . . so RA collapsed on Kilimanjaro. . . . make e no die o!
Music/Radio › Re: Vma Winners 09/ Kanye West Interrupts T.s. (video) by Ibime(m): 4:46pm On Sep 17, 2009
Business › Re: No More One-man Banks, Says CBN by Ibime(m): 11:49am On Sep 17, 2009
That should clear things up a little bit.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by Ibime(m): 12:16am On Sep 17, 2009
Dudu simply lacks the physical prowess to make any kind of impact that would worry Arsenals rivals.

Let Arsenal fans put their faith in Dudu, all the better for the rest of us.

The same can be said about RVP.

Dudu is a dying breed of striker. The Wayne Rooneys, Drogbas, Torres' and Adebayors of this world have a lot more to offer, either in terms of holding the ball up, pulling defenders wide, or working as auxilliary midfielders. Dudu gives you no such tactical advantage, and dare I say, hes prolly lost half a yard of pace thanks to Martin Taylor.

Arsenal would never win the league with players like Dudu and RVP. A strong nigga like Bafetimbi Gomis, Adebayor, Grafite, Hulk, Brandao, Gomes or Drogba is needed at the Emirates.

Infact, Dayokanu should beg Mainz to lend them Aristide Bance.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Isn't CNN Reporting The Recent Acorn Scandal? by Ibime(m): 9:19pm On Sep 16, 2009
hehehehe. . . . calm down darling!  cool

The story has no legs. . . . and no amount of broadcasting on Nairaland will give the story legs.

At best, it will be a passing comment on Major News channels, whilst Fox News continue to anchor their news reports on the story.

Simple reason is that these are isolated cases of misconduct, not Acorn procedure or culture.

Now calm the phock down and quit breaking exclusives on us.  wink

BTW, ya spoken word is not bad.  kiss
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Isn't CNN Reporting The Recent Acorn Scandal? by Ibime(m): 8:23pm On Sep 16, 2009
And the award for stupid post of the day goes to. . . . . *****drumroll******. . . . . . Je Soul!

I was waiting for Je Soul to expose some executive malfeasance at Acorn, only for her to post the personal foibles of an employee.

At best, the only news in this story is that this particular crackhead should have been properly vetted before being offered employment at Acorn.

Of course reputable news agencies like CNN see no new in this. . . . duh!. . . . cos there is no [i]fuckin[/i]g news in this!

Only tabloid TV like Fox News would cover this bollocks. You have to be seriously retarded to ingest bollocks from Fox News on a daily basis. Reputable Republicans do not bother with that stupid channel.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Standard Liege Vs Arsenal (2-3) On Wednesday 16th September by Ibime(m): 7:59pm On Sep 16, 2009
Arsenal oh Arsenal! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Soludo, Enough Of The Elitist Politics by Ibime(m): 11:47am On Sep 16, 2009
Good points!
Business › Re: "Very Friendly" IMF Backs Sanusi’s Banking Reforms by Ibime(m): 11:42am On Sep 16, 2009
hehehehe. . . . so IMF is the enemy?

IMF also validates all Ghanaian economic actions and holds Ghana up as the benchmark for all subsaharan African countries. I guess IMF are also trying to ensure Ghanas downfall as well.
Politics › Re: Federal Govt Gears Up For Another Offensive In The Delta by Ibime(m): 10:29pm On Sep 14, 2009
We were expecting it.

I expect that MEND will also be beefing up their reserves during this period.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Ibime(op): 10:22pm On Sep 14, 2009
I am utterly devastated that Tubabie has jumped above me. It's a disgrace, a [i]fuckin[/i]g disgrace!

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