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Wrong!

Most people like to occupy the middle tier (i.e executive box) during football matches, unfortunately most of you cannot afford it. 

proudly9ja:
written by WeThePeople, September 23, 2009
Nigerians Mobilize!!!! From September 28, 2009 we will be boycotting the Vanguard Newspaper, we will take these corrupt news media down 1 by 1. First on the list VANGUARD. How can we do it, simple
1. send text messages to everyone on your phone to forward on to their friends letting them know from 28 September the Nigerian public should stop buying the Vanguard Newspaper.

2. Send Text messages and emails to all Banks (and any other major advertsiers in the paper you know) let them know it will be a waste of time putting an advert in the VANGUARD newspaper. DO NOT ADVERTISE WITH VANGUARD
Below is the bank list:
first bank - firstcontact@firstbanknigeria.com
zenith bank - ebusiness@zenithbank.com
GTBank - E-mail: corpaff@gtbank.com enquiries@gtbank.com, complaints@gtbank.com
oceanic bank - customercare@oceanicbank.com
UBA - CIC@ubagroup.com

add as much to this list as possible. Soon and very soon they'll get the message.

Vanguard newspaper is a joke. The media watchdog should shut them down.

Una trust Maradona? All this one na yarns.

IBB cannot keep his bunkering hands off Niger-Delta oil. You think he would willingly devolve power to states? Im no wan hear say River State Police impound one of him barges.

@ blackspade,

Dont be decieved. Angola is on the road to failure.

I was there a couple of years ago and I hope to be back next year or in the near future.

Corruption is rife, the gap between rich and poor is ever widening, the prices of common necessities such as housing is inaffordable to the common man and there is widespread discrimination and virulent hatred against the Bakongo people.

Not to mention the whitewashing of African culture over there and the subjugation of the native Africans by light-skinned mulattos. You cannot get into some clubs unless you are a mulatto. I witnessed this first hand.

Angola is just treading the same path toward distruction as Nigeria. MEND even describes Angola as a failed state. All these pics you are seeing are just dividends of bountiful oil money, similar to the Abuja we have in Naija. Angola is basically run by cronies from Sao Tome.

Just last week, the former Chief of Intelligence, Meala was poisoned in prison. He is a cousin to my best friend and the family are still searching for him. Reports say he's passed away, but no confirmation yet. He was supposed to be released 2 months ago, but they extended his incarceration on some technicality. His crime was catching one of Dos Santos's cousins/ministers on a wiretap discussing a fraud to the tune of $8bn, after which he was charged with plotting a putsch and imprisoned.

Angola is sitting on a powderkeg, that much is evident by the hostility of the lower class toward the ruling elite.

HNIC:
some are defending him that he was going to give it to Charity(How do we know this)

I didnt know that the hatred of Ade causes gaynners to develop cateracts. As the original post says:

yungwun:
When quizzed about the incident, Adebayor's agent Stephane Courbis claimed last night: "At the end of the season it is usual for players to take the materials they will not be using any more.

"A lot of African players take kit back to their country because the facilities and conditions in Africa are not the same as they are in England."

So kudos to Adebayor for swiping the boots for his comrades in Togo! 



[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=327036.msg4601870#msg4601870 date=1253787112]RVP is a bloody self-servicer, a hard line hater, and moronic racist. Who gives a shit about him. Not me, no[/quote]Come on now, RVP is no racist. He's a ghetto boy from Rotterdam who grew up with Morrocans, is married to a Morrocan and is best friends with Mounir El Hamdioui.

biggjoe:
Infact it is good news for us in Anambra because since he is coming from PDP, we are now sure that any way the elections goes, we will get a good governor.

My Point, if PDP rigs the election, we will get SOLUDO and if they cant rig it (if it is free and fair), we will get NGIGE. The two is the best any state can ever wish for. To me it is good news.

I like the practicality of this post!

Maradona is back again. He knows how to say the right things to curry favour, but when he was in power, he implemented none of these things.

nateevs:
Youth football.

I am really pissed off at the fact that Di-Santo and Sinclair hardly get decent minutes at the clubs they have been loaned to. I don't see what better players Blackburn and Wigan have.

DiSanto has started only one game and appeared only once as a sub in 6 games while Sinclair has had 1 start and 6 sub appearances in the same number of games. Michael Mancienne on the other hand seemed to walk straight into the Wolves team starting all 6 games this season for the side.

One player I have been keeping an eye on week in week out though is pacy winger Miroslav Stoch. I didn't know how well he'll have done when it was announced he will be joining Mclaren's FC Twente. Since joining them he's started 6 games. He's been a very important of Twente this season who are joint leaders of the Dutch league with 17pts. He's had very impressive displays and he's using his pace very well. Last weekend he scored two goals in Twente's 2-0 away win over Heerenveen.

Well, it's the Dutch league some of us might say but what is important is that his confidence has greatly improved. This is the highlight of his goals at the weekend.

His impressive displays have not escaped the awareness of McLaren and he's been rewarded with game-starts. He in turn has helped himself by getting goals. He literally walked into the side and he so far has established himself. I hope he continues in this form.

I will be keeping an eye on Nemanja Matic and Marko Mitrovic. We may have the opportunity to see Borini, Bruma and Hutchinson tonight. . . In Carllotti's words,


"Some players will be used in Carling Cup," said Ancelotti. "We maintain a control about the academy. We have very good young players and if possible I want to use them, as they represent the future of this club.

"The players on the bench last Tuesday are very good players - they are ready to play"

Not for the Chelsea - FIFA saga, it would have been a lovely opportunity for Gael Kakuta to inch closer to the first team . . but with the embrace that Carllotti seems to have given the youth sides, it's only a matter of time before he (Kakuta) gets his own opportunity.

Good times for youth football I hear you say.

Nice round up. . . . I've been watching the dutch league round-up on ESPN and Stoch is doing very well. . . . I havent seen Rajkovic though. . . perhaps thats cos round-ups dont focus on defenders. . . is he getting games?

If I remember correctly, Di Santo pulled up with a muscle strain in his first game for Blackburn. His lack of action since then can be attributed to that.

Sinclair has been given ample opportunity to stake a claim at Wigan. He committed a cardinal sin in one of his games where he was on a 3 vs 1 counterattack and instead of squaring the ball to N'Zogbia for an easy goal, he decided to go alone, squandering the opportunity. He only has himself to blame. His teamwork is lagging behind seriously. However, I must say that I never realised he has so much pace till I saw him at Wigan.

BTW, is Daniel Sturridge injured or something?

Cristalz:
Yes, Mr. Ibime Tamuno aka Tamuno Ibime aka FPL godfather.  .  .

My client and I are considering suing for damages caused to the members and gaffer of Librans FC by the unlawful and highly preposterous ejection of the team from your  fantasy league.
The act was completely ludicrous, and resulted in my client becoming extremely lugubrious. The members of her team were thrown into severely depressed states and engaged in barroom brawls with fans of Millwall FC and FC Borat.
All of the above can be directly attributed to you.

However, due to the extremely magnanimous nature of my lovely client, we are not going to press charges. She has decided that the thought of you wallowing in FPL prison with a bunch of gay men is too much for her tender heart to bear. So, she will re-join the league.

But, any further bursts of militantic aggression from you will bring severe consequences.

Signed,
Barrister Madam Li & Associates (SAN, LLB, MMQ, QPR, FBS, NTA).

Dear Barrister Li,

In reference to your letter dated 14th of May 1945 on behalf of the claimant Ms Reeama Reeama, my client Mr ITK419 has instructed my chambers to solicit an apology from the aforementioned for causing grevious distress to all joint-stockholders of the Fantasy Premer League company, as her pejorative action could have precipitated the liquidation of stock and the issue of a winding up order by the exective arbiter, Mr Ibime Tamuno.

Pursuant to the dictates of the Fantasy Premier League Rules, your client contravened the constitution ab initio by selecting a team which was not of a requisite standard to provide competition to all other members of the league. Upon directives from the independent ombudsman that she should make legally-binding changes to the structure of her formation; and composition of her first eleven, she abdicated all tactical responsibility, prompting the stalemate which informed her suspension from the board of Directors. The sheer magnanimity of her co-directors ensured that she was voted back onto the board, at which point she decided to dig her heels in like the proverbial woman scorned.

However, my client is glad that the impasse has ended, and that Reeama Reeama has indicated her willingness to take her seat on the Fantasy Premier League Board. On behalf of my client, I would like to welcome Reeama Reeama back onto the Fantasy League board and assure her that my client will not be exercising his right to redeem the indemnities he took out against Librans FC to ensure that any loss incurred from such action is mitigated. My client has chosen to forego this right as he believes that it is sine qua non that all parties and counterparties come to the negotiating table with clean hands, in pursuit of the actualisation of symbiotic goals and mutual fiscal interest.


On behalf of ITK419,

Barrister Timi DeLaw (SAN, SAN, LLB, MMQ, QPR, FBS, NTA, GCSE, PHD, BA, BSC, A-Levels, WAEC)

jalether:
I'm highly dissapointed in you for making such a diabolical statement, some people get too blinded by overrated players that

they hide from the truth, carvalho and Alex defensively are better than Terry& Rio for your infromation, the ony advantage Terry has

over them is his ability to organise the defense ofcourse as a leader so pls stop with the poppycocks

You are a nincompoop. . . . ability to organise defence shows superiority. . . . perhaps I should introduce you to my house nigga and field nigga theory of defending which won me the Nobel prize.  

Who the hell is calling Pique's name here?

Is Pique better than Carlos Cuellar?

The small defending that Pique learnt in EPL is what he is using to shine in Spain.

Rubbish defenders like Puyol and Abidal may make Pique look like a God in Spain, but lets not forget that Pique is ostensibly of the same level with Johnny Evans.

Pls Vidic and Carvalho are not in Ferdy's class. Only JT is in Ferdy's class, but lack of pace from JT means that Ferdy is the best defender in the EPL - at least until last season.

In any other league, Vidic would cop 10 red cards per season. Grabbing players, pulling players down, punching players. . . . all of these are not part of football. Vidic simply has no place on a footie pitch. Can he get away with all this nonsense in La Liga?

Could Eto do to Ferdy what he did to Vidic in CL final?

Cristalz:
@TKB
Where do you keep hearing that Drog is injured? He is not.
Reports say his leg thing was only a severe cramp, but he will be fit for this weekend's game. Hope you haven't gone for Torres already.

Why you dey spoil show? Pls dont give TKB any info that would give him a competitive advantage. Im closing in on him.

It doesnt matter if people think he shouldn't be judged by the actions of his father.

The fact remains that this is a man who has been convicted and served 3 years in jail for embezzlement and no self-respecting country should allow anyone with a criminal record to run for public office.

Muki darling,

Pls let bygones be bygones, for the sake of love and harmony.

No more wuru-wuru from me. Thats a promise.

Kindly return to the league.

Love,

Ibime

[size=14pt]Make una beg Muki o! If una no beg her, I go delete the whole league![/size]




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Im giving Muki 24hrs to rejoin the league.

If I dont see Librans FC back in the league by this time tomorrow, Im gonna give Dayokanu her phone no.

I have set-up a poll.

Abeg make una vote.

If the vote is an overwhelming YES, then Reeama Reeama must re-register with the league.

How many points incentive?

Mukinatuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

How you want make I take beg you now!

Dayo, abeg helep me beg madam!

Librans FC is the Man Utd of the league. The league simply cannot survive without Librans.

Muki, Muki, Muki,

How many times I done call your name now?

Abeg no vex. Kindly rejoin the league.  

mukina2:
rubbish
nor join my team dia again o
i nor want. shioooor

chipu

Sharrap dia!

If you nor dey my league, which league you want dey? My league is the place to be! 

Oya, stop fronting, just re-enter the code, and we will allow you re-enter the league with no points deduction:

600109-131685

I have suspended Librans FC from the league since Reeama Reeama refused to change her team.

Go and check the league again. Librans FC is no longer on the table. I will only allow them re-entry into the league if they change their team.

Also, lemme say that any team above MEND FC by week 10 will be suspended from the league.

Good News from BBC:

[center]
Drogba passed fit after calf scan [/center]

Didier Drogba should be fit to play against Wigan on Saturday after a scan revealed no damage to his calf, Chelsea assistant manager Ray Wilkins said.

The Ivory Coast international striker was carried off in the Blues' 3-0 defeat of Tottenham on Sunday.

"He came off with the most horrendous bout of cramp," said Wilkins.

"We thought it was a bit more serious but the scan has revealed there's nothing in there so hopefully he will be okay to take part on Saturday."

Drogba has been central to Chelsea's superb start to the season, scoring five goals in six Premier League games.

He scored the third goal against Spurs at Stamford Bridge before being substituted in the 83rd minute.

Drogba will be rested for Wednesday night's Carling Cup third round clash with Queens Park Rangers, with Chelsea set to hand long-term injury victims Joe Cole and Yuri Zhirkov their first starts of the season.

A knee injury has prevented Zhirkov from playing for the Blues since his £18 million move from CSKA Moscow, while Cole has not played since January because of knee ligament damage.

"They will be very important players for us this season so it's nice to see those two guys back," said Wilkins.

"Any side in the country would miss a player of Joe's calibre because he has that bit of fantasy that can open up defences.

"Zhirkov is a very fluid footballer. He's been out for quite a period but, if he demonstrates half of what he's shown in training, then we've got a very pleasant player on our books."

Reptilez FC is within 2 points of Librans FC.

I no fit shout!!!

Muki, pls gimme your password, lemme rearrange your team for you. This is a phocking disgrace to the Kombo St Mary community!!!

RVP should relax. . . . all those boots are going to Ade's charity in Togo.

Kanu regularly does the same, by swiping all his teammates shirts and boots. Even Desailly still comes to Chelsea dressing room to collect their boots for people in Ghana.

just go to www.myp2p.eu

The doctor should be lauded for visiting justice on one of our corrupt elite, and should not be imprisoned for his great service to our country.

He's going for treatment.

@ all domiciled in the UK,

Is there any channel covering this tournament?

If you have any cash to spare, rush to the bookies and place it on MEND FC!

Dont be worried about MEND FC's slow start to the season. We are just observing a unilateral ceasefire as we discuss the ongoing amnesty programme. As soon as the ceasefire is lifted, we will be gunning for the no1 spot. Any team currently above MEND FC in the table should get down or lay down!

How can we drop points to Man City?

Are they not all Chelsea rejects such as SWP, Wayne Bridge etc?

Debosky needs to be emancipated from the spirit of failure which has been instilled in all gaynners.

Imagine him celebrating the fact that Man City lost.

This shows that he knows who Arsenals competition is this season.

He's not worried about Man Utd forging ahead in the title-race, rather he's worried about Man City forging ahead in the race for 4th place.