₦airaland Forum

PDPGuy:
Hmm.. You know what, you raised a poignant point.
He should be sentenced to prison with hard labor for the rest of his miserable life

Nope. Igbo don't worship dead men unlike Islamic fundamentalists. He'll be forgotten. No one even follows him unlike Nnamdi Kanu

Food for Itsrm

https://www.nairaland.com/8273602/verydarkman-hails-wike-fixing-roads

sleekdot:
Which is the same lamba with any govt that didnt float the Naira. There is no way to know the true value of Naira when you have official rate which is heavily subsidized

Without FX subsidy It wont be N20 under Abacha, it wont be N100 under OBJ, it wont be 215 under GEJ and it wont be N450 under Buhari

There was no subsidy under Abacha except to Abacha, Mustapha and Sergeant Rogers

These are what Naira was exchanging for on official markets back then

https://www.cbn.gov.ng/IntOps/ExchRatePolicy.asp#:~:text=15%20per%20dollar%20in%201996,26%20per%20dollar%20in%201999.

sleekdot:
That is to show you that exchange rate that you wanted to hang Tinubu for got worse from Abacha to OBJ. That was a 500% increase in OBJ years

Grew 500% from Abacha exchange rate or real exchange rate in the market?

OBJ met dollar at N99 and left power at N127

Forget that N20 Abacha lamba figure

seankafor:
I clearly mentioned it was a warning ⚠️ to both zelensky and NATO to show they havw the capability to play the escalation game 🎮..

There is no escalation. You attack my land with Iranian weapons and North Korean soldiers. I attack your land with British weapons. What is good for the Jews is good for Uganda. All it shows is that it pain them to receive what they are doing to others.

seankafor:
that was a warning ⚠️ sign 🛑 bro, you know the funny part, none of it was intercepted..

It could've as well been armed with nukes but Lord Putin is still holding restraint..

Zelensky the comedian shouldn't keep pushing him and the ruskies to the wall 🧱 or else dey re gonna find out soon 🔜 enough

You must be joking to buy that lamba of nukes

Only a mumu will drop nuke when Trump is coming in 60 days to give him a good deal. Not to mention that radiation will flow into Russia or that Ukraine can also drop a dirty bomb, and China and India that have been providing lifeline for Russia will drop them like a bad habit if they use nukes.

For now ICBM is just another missile

seankafor:
Give it up for Lord Putin, so Russia launched an ICBM on Ukraine as a warning ⚠️ after the Ukraine used UK provided long range missiles in Russia territory

An ICBM without nuclear warhead is no more destructive than any conventional missile. All na for effect

OBJ is the greatest President in Nigeria's history and probably the only one who improved life from his predecessor.

Every other President dropped living standards from where the predecessor left it

OBJ was the only one with a clear financial strategy and instituted a savings culture to ensure that future generations could have funds to live on via the Excess Crude Account

PDPGuy:
David Hundeyin, as usual with another masterpiece

Balderdash

Bombblacks:
All those stories are also lamba.

Pipe low

motayoayinde:
Lol.
This one has been around so many Ibo guys in the UK.
He's only making a skit by mimicking their accent and gesticulations.
The gesticulations are a bit exaggerated though.

I've met him. He lives in Manchester and works in a Nigerian grocery store in Gorton from time to time which is where I met him serving customers. He told me he is a comedian.

BlueRayDick:
Snitches get stiches.

BlueRayDick:
Lady Presenter : Let’s put our hands together for brother Elon Musk

* A random black guy whose yansh is as black as mine walks up to the stage to pick an award *. 😂😂😂😂

This is epic fooling at its best . Ajeh !

If you check the video you will see this woman in the crowd in absolute ecstasy at the announcement. I just felt like dropping grenade on her, how foolish can our people be

raumdeuter:
Pastor Chris wey dey still dey clear us say na 5G cause covid

Amigoss:
Doubting Thomas,Shey my pastors go lie give you ni...

Christ Embassy brought one Pastor Femi from Christ Embassy USA branch to collect award on behalf of Elon Musk. No be today Pastor Chris dey do Yahoo.

Fact say many Nigerians believe it means they should just drop nuclear bomb on the country. We are irredeemable.

Theflint1:
Assuming the source of the information is indeed from Christ Embassy, is it impossible for the church to have written to Elon Musk for support for Rhapsody of Realities (I believe they do) and he'd help with funding.

Nah fam. . . .

Theflint1:
You have information to the contrary?

Are you serious?

Comments on this thread show that many Nigerians really believe Elon Musk gave £10m to Rhapsody of Realities


https://www.nairaland.com/8271369/elon-musk-top-partner-rhapsody


They should wrap this country up and give it to Kim Jong Un. The vast majority of citizens are not worth saving

KingTom:
It was worth a try, especially as a high ranking officer was involved, it has worked for many countless times. I hope and pray he gets the justice he deserves

It's a simple sturvs.

If you drive small car, you have to beg, and in all probability that will reduce the beating to one or two slaps if at all

If you drive big car, you maja and rake for the officers, and fear of who you might be will make them leave you alone. I have seen where one big man in Mercedes flagged down by military came down and started raking "who stopped me" and all the soldiers quickly shrunk like it wasn't them

If you beg with big car, they will think you are just a driver and land you one or two slaps

What you can't do is rake while driving small car, you go collect, like our friend in the video

AbokiWam:
That gentleman driver is stupid
He is lucky he didn't get more beating than this

He should thank his stars someone calm headed was the orderly of the general.

If it were someone from 65Rc or 66rc that phone would have been smashed

The military is not a boys scout and you don't disrespect a 2 star general in such way.

Hungry Man seeking 150million.
His quick quest to tag an amount to the situation showed his actions was planned.

You must be disciplined at all times.
When an officer is talking to you, You jump up on your feet, is that clear?

God bless the Nigerian Army
God bless the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic.

BlueRayDick:
Before u people start bring all kinds of narrative, this is the narration of the victim.

This is obviously a case of the army blowing siren and driving other road users off the road.

They probably beat the guy up cos he didn't clear off the road as fast as they wanted him to.

If I was in his shoes I would've gotten beat up as well cos I know there's nothing that will placate the useless ediots in uniform.

Blaming the victim just doesn't make sense when we all know the soldiers will assault u the moment they set their mind to do so

He is not the first to collect slap for not clearing road for siren, and he won't be the last.

Before they even reach his car, he should be apologising with good grace and humble body language. The only reason they gave him more than slap is because he was raking.

iamoyindamola:
But some idiots here still blame me for not arguing with sars that year

E better make SARS punk you than woman konk you

BlueRayDick:
The problem here is u like the rest of the people blaming the guy didn't even know what exactly happened but u are assuming he did something wrong and deserved to be brutalized for it.

Na wa o.

He doesn't need to do something wrong or right, he just needs to show proper comportment rather than shouting while sitting in his car. That's for his own safety. Wrong or right doesn't matter. MIGHT is RIGHT.

BlueRayDick:
They are wrong !

There's nothing u will do that will save u from being brutalized at that point. It seems u've never had encounter with those useless soldiers in company of their oga's before.

The only thing that will save u is not being in that position at all. If u like begin roll on the floor, dem go match u for ground.

I have had encounters with them twice, and observed countless beatings to other citizens. I grew up next to, and spent all my time in Navy Camp.

You see military general you dey provoke dey sit-down inside car dey bring out camera instead of showing proper comportment. You think say na Yankee you dey? Dem no slap am well, not because he is morally wrong, but he needs the slap for his own safety in dealing with military men going forward.

BlueRayDick:
Omo! Shiiit is crazy.

I saw some ediots in the comment section blaming the guy saying he should've come down from the car and be "humble" ; as if the wicked soldiers would not have stamped on him with their boots if he did so.

It's one thing to be oppressed in this country, it's another thing to see Ur fellow citizen arguing in favor of Ur oppressor.😩

They are correct, that's just safety advice out of concern for their fellow citizen. Gen Z no Sabi proper procedure when dealing with military.

afrodoc2:
To him that guy is a bloody civilian. That is a sub-human species.

No be today bloody civilians dey collect slap from military. Likes of Basketmouth made their comedy career from describing military slap. Na this guy turn to collect, just another day in Nigeria

DeadPresidents:
For books i want to consume without timelines, I just cop it outright. I like to consume fiction books with a timeline but technical/business books I prefer to consume with no timelines.

But I strongly believe you should consume any books you are serious about in classic paper with a highlighter and pen. Too easy to get distracted listening to audio books

lol. No worry when you have children running around the house on your downtime, and you are on the road 3 hours a day, you will review this paper and pen scenario. I haven't read paper book for at least 7 years now

DeadPresidents:
Ibime,

I nor dey pay for Audible again. Download Libby App and login with your library card and you can access a fuckton of free audio books and ebooks.

Currently going through the Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones) by George R.R Martin.

Only caveat is when you borrow books digitally, you only have 14 days to consume it but I like the constraint as it forced me to actually pay attention to the book

Nice one. I can't do timelines though. I've been on the same book for the last month and only halfway through

loffyloffy:
I agree, but what about the person who said it?

What can we call that kind of person

He should be sacked from Ohanaeze for being a doofus. One of those elders without sense.

HgAkpobomeEr:
India has over 1.3m Nigerians in prison? Wow, I never knew.

Only an eediot will believe that

There aren't even one tenth that number of Nigerians in India talkless of in prison

tweakstar:
Boss man, when are you coming back to the Crypto investors thread? Your posts there have been of immense value sir.

Bros most Crypto mooners the last 18 months are memes. It's not something you share advice on. Some memes hit stratosphere but many just rug.

iamoyindamola:
I think Kerr is the daddy the other one is the mother
It’s really confusing

Before nko

Sam Kerr pockets £2m-£2.5m a year in salary and endorsements while the other one collects probably £30k per year

Who go get belle between the two and end their career, obviously the low earner.