₦airaland Forum

liveLongNprospa:
It's nice.
The best album is d'banj's new one

Na wa oh, I go check am out but my expectation for Dbanj is zero

Whoever said Fireboy DML new album was fire wasn't lying

Shyt is fïïïiiiiiiiiiiiiire

iamoyindamola:
Na your big stomach go hold the camera abi

Dem dey tie am for head, bush man

Roland17:
Videos of you completing a “full turn” while receiving the ball, your now favorite move or I don’t believe it!

I go do compilation for you by Christmas, some guys want dey bring body camera come.

raumdeuter:
Just post covid like 2022, I go show up for pickup game, Maintain my lane for centerback dey d normal VVD to shout instruction and avoid doing or when I get support, we go do parapo/community defending

I no know say one fresh from Naija late 20s don join the team , Na so the guy break out from the wing I run say make I go cover, by the time the guy weave me, put ball on the run, I just sub myself out, go lie down for the grass catch my breath for some time

For the rest of the game, anytime the guy breaks away, na wave I dey wave am like GUO transport. Anyone wey wan shout for me say make I go mark am, Na Patience ozokwor eyes I dey take look them

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Hope say you no dey do escort work for there?
[/color]

I dey play am like Busquets, relying on technique with some escort thrown in

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Which side you mount for the pitch? [/color]

At my age, e no go pass centreback na

But I moved into DM this year based on say my fitness level done go up massively

BlueRayDick:
I have a question especially for those who go have lived in the west or have mixed with people of other races over time.

Is it just Africans that see epilepsy as a spiritual ailment or there are other people like Chinese , Indians , asians (in general), Arabs , westerners , etc who also believe epilepsy is spiritual?

I have only come across Epilepsy once. They have full time carers here if they have severe epilepsy so it's a recognised medical condition

Just before covid, I went to a pay-to-play football game where you just turn up, pay and you don't know the other players. I was harassing the left winger regularly for not tracking back, that's when the LB came and told me to go easy on him, that he has epilepsy and if he overdo, he will have a seizure, and he (left-back) is his carer. True true before the match ended, that guy had a seizure on the pitch and the LB recovered him. It looked like something from the exorcist movie.

User09:
Maybe but only a rookie would look at or act based on a Naira valuation for an O&G company/Oil linked asset.

The true story here may rely on further disclosure on the trading bit but I looked out for their related party disclosure and didnt see much. so maybe just maybe a favorable one/year for them

The original marketcap growth livelongnprospa brought was in Naira to claim it's Tinubu effect. I just dey clear am by saying it's only partly so and some of it is dollar effect.

User09:
Not sure the bolded is correct. Most O&G companies have all pricing - Costs and Revenue in USD, so they tend to move in sync.

In terms of their disclosure, a huge chunk of their revenue/profit came from trading of crude and petroleum products

Yes but their valuation is in Naira, so even if their Earnings stand still, if their shareprice reflects their fundamentals perfectly, it should go up by Dollar-Naira delta. Also all their costs can't be in dollars. I am sure they are paying most of their staff in Naira.

I haven't heard dedollarization for a long time on Nairaland. Even the people wey dey shout am dey smuggle dollar. Wetin dey sup

Theflint1:
That's an almost 10 year trend, no be today USD don begin rise, if na wetin USD cause, even partly, we go see from the trend.

There are 3 elements

1. Tinubu economic liberalisation caused many stocks to go up almost double in Naira terms

2. Naira unpegging means their fundamentals are better as they earn in dollar so their valuation in Naira will go up naturally

3. Market speculation that they will get good Govt patronage now Tinubu is in power

They have 4x since Tinubu came to power. At least 70% is for the first 2 reasons

10 year trend is not that significant as oil price was in a slump from 2014 to 2021 so will reflect in their shareprice performance

EmmanuelScott1:
That's a good decision from him anybody wey see how this transfer saga go, know say his agent mumu and want kee his career.

Aside transfer, the agent is responsible for the deterioration in his relationship with Napoli. He and Yaya Toure agent are two of the worst unguarded, uncouth, guttermouth agents I have come across. Same way Toure agent killed his relationship at City, abusing their directors constantly and yarning nonsense about birthday cake

liveLongNprospa:
Lmao.. Look at this people's earnings when buhari devalued.
Look at the speed of business they've conducted since balabu came to power.


This is tinubu mode my brother😁.

Buhari devalued when their main product collapsed in price

Of course part of their shareprice rise is in anticipation of getting favourable deals but their main product is also selling for more Naira. This is a shareprice of a stock denominated in Naira but selling their product in dollars. If their shareprice tracks fundamentals perfectly, I would expect their marketcap to mirror the change in dollar-Naira rate

EmmanuelScott1:
Nah true? Lol

Very good

That agent represents him poorly, always talking loosely like a tout in the media. An agent that insulted Kvara, insulted Napoli and their directors cannot be good for him

Tinubu and Dangote done settle. That is clear. Previous wahala was just a game of brinkmanship

liveLongNprospa:
Lmao.. This Oando stuff makes me laugh.
Coincidence too plenty


Celebrate grace🙏

Part of this is Naira effect. They sell goods in dollars so their Naira earnings would have tripled naturally and the market will reflect that

LordAdam16:
I don't think the culture will move the needle much.
The fundamentals are f*cked.

Lokpobiri is saying some 25 to 35m liters of gasoline are smuggled out daily.
Total import is around 50 - 60m liters.
To put that in perspective, in 2022, Egypt's total was 31m liters per day. South Africa was 25m liters.

For our immediate neighbors, Benin is 3m. Niger is 0.7m. Chad is 0.8m. Cameroon is 2.1m. That is 6.6m liters total.
Niger and Chad can already smuggle even cheaper gasoline from Libya.
Togo, Burkina Faso, Mali, and Ghana are 12.4m combined. And at a certain point, transport over land wrecks the profit margin.

The subsidy regime is monumental waste.
They just write whatever consumption figures they like and pocket the monetary equivalent.
Replace NNPC with a private company and it'll be no different.
We don't have to hypothesize. Under the PDP subsidy regime, that's exactly what the private briefcase companies did.

You know you are in SHTF territory when Atiku and Tinubu can look at a scale of thievery and say "this is too much".

cc izzou

-Lord

Great analysis

This would suggest the problem is not smuggling but writing of phantom numbers

iamoyindamola:
Jenas that they sack, he even still drop apology letter on top😂😂

You done see am

Jermaine Jenas never collected more than £1m salary per year after tax and that was 10 years ago

I read he's only living in £1m house while youth players of these days are living in £2.5m house.

Why won't he beg for his £190k per year BBC job

Life is tough after football. If you looseguard, you will be begging upandan for job if care is not taken.

It takes at least £10m in revenue generating assets for many of these players to maintain a modest lifestyle after football. For some of them, they need £20m plus cos they got used to certain lifestyle.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]That is why i am asking if football is a side hustle for him.

You want money, you do anything to pursue it.

You want playtime, you do anything to pursue it.

How can a player who is in his prime choose to train alone for the next 6 months, just because he wants the same salary?[/color]

Dey play.

When your salary can buy one or two rental properties per week to set up the rest of your life, nobody will tell you to maintain your salary

This thing called football is just one aspect of their life.

Ivan Toney has been earning £20k per week for his time in EPL. After tax that's only £500k per year. Last year they increased it to £38k per week which is still only £1m after tax. Ivan even if he is prudent (and not a degenerate gambler, which he is) can only have assets worth about £2m at this stage. That can never take him through the rest of his life. So Saudi comes calling with £400k after tax which is £20m per year after tax at the age of 29, he will be stupid not to set himself up. Nobody wants to be looking for commentator job like Jermaine Jenas after football

Osimhen agent is just as hotheaded as he is

iamoyindamola:
It's a high scoring week

Comot dia!

Stop gaslighting and commiserate with us. No one scored higher than us yet we didn't walk away with 3 points.

timbros:
You get luck say Mo blazed over the bar moments after he scored. That was the goal I needed.

We both got the highest points this game week and still drew. That's why FA Cup is luck of the draw

timbros:
Paper tiger indeed

I never bother to check scores fess.

I was looking forward to one PK for the Egyptian king.

You get luck say Zirkzee didn't score after Trent left the pitch. That was the one point I needed

timbros:
Can someone please injure Salah make him miss today match?

My experiment wan backfire seriously

Either Salah miss today match or him score hattrick too..

Las Las we done draw 93-93

swiz123:
Same Chiesa that carried Jorginho? Wow!

After a long ACL injury, yes

Diaz is cooking well today

Sorry for Chiesa, he no go smell shirt

timbros:
Can someone please injure Salah make him miss today match?

My experiment wan backfire seriously

Either Salah miss today match or him score hattrick too..

Paper tiger, stop wailing and concede to Ipukulubiye

Gucciboy:
Why complaining when you were against getting another defensive midfielder?

Will another DM replace Enzo?

Enzo is the only reason why that midfield is expressway

This is not a matter of adding more bodies, but of removing one enemy of progress

Even if you add another DM, Caicedo and Enzo will still start. Caicedo is not the problem so you just have to remove the problem first (Enzo) before talking of new DM

Jackson k leg can not be trusted when most needed

FBS:
Wait fes...do we have midfielders at all or are they all CBs now?

That midfield na expressway

This Sanchez na real Otu. He nearly let that in