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GloriousGbola:
if you dont want to pay at all at all [ibime scrooge] pdfgear is completely free.

as cfo i cannot point you in direction of cracked software - because you never know what is hiding in it.

Is that pdfgear up to the task?

GloriousGbola:
for you- oga cfo - pdf-xchange imho is one of the best out there. much faster and less bloated than adobe.

but because adobe is the og, there are some things it still does better - no app can match adobe in accurately converting pdf files back to word or excel in my experience

outside of that - i would say go for pdf-xchange

iamoyindamola:
Adobe and Adobe

How much Adobe dey charge for subscription for the Editable version. I no want pay

GloriousGbola:
@iamoyindamola

a second option is you buy a mini pc. these range from 100 to 200k. if you have control of your space, it may be cheaper to buy a mini pc, monitor, keyboard and mouse

bought this over the weekend for a possible project

Which pdf editor do you use in place of Adobe? I need one on my laptop

bemeruca:
Ibime, you remember when you said Tesla stocks are worth 50 to 70 dollars and I said you don't know what you are talking about?

You talking based on Fundamentals or based on Casino money? Tesla PE Ratio is 164 vs S&P 500 ratio of 28

That means if Tesla was taken off market into private hands today at today's price, it will take the owner 168 years of profit to pay off his investment Vs 28 years for the average stock. Tesla is a narrative stock, not a stock based on earnings. Apple PE ratio is 34 for example.

It got to $100 from $400 at the time of our conversation. That was more in line with reality

Obviously it would fly after Trumps win, but over enough time a stock will be judged on the financial performance of the underlying company.

bemeruca:
New York Times, guys. Ibime, this is the kind of work your gay profession would not do.

See the NYT making an ass of themselves

You've started coming out to bat for insanity.

The Gay Profession would not cause deaths of people from Polio and Measles, nor will they claim HIV doesn't cause AIDS, nor will they claim 5G internet causes XYZ like that Fruity loop.

Going after Fruity Loops is apt because he is a fruity loop . . . . as in kuku crazy.

He should go after the very unhealthy drink called Coca Cola while he's at it. . . . let's see how popular that will make him.

larride:
Good morning ibime

Please see your mail.

I have seen it and cannot oblige

I'm not even waiting for the announcement or interviews. Job men robbing me of sleep

Jake should not job us again

He should go and find a top 30 rated pro boxer to fight next

Crowd is booing. Give Tyson his money, let him go jor

This is a joke

This 2 mins rounds na nonsense

1st round draw

raumdeuter:
Jake just needs to extend the fight and run Tyson around beyond 3 rounds and age will do the rest

It's 2 mins rounds, Mike may not tire

Besides Jake style is front foot, I don't see him running

afrodoc2:
Does Mike have a knee injury?

He's got gout in his big toe. That's why he slapped Jake for stepping on his toe. This might be a washout

What an entrance by Jake Paul

This guy knows the importance of show in Showbiz

Tyson and Jake should hurry up and start let me continue my sleep

Roland17:
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Mathematical deduction

raumdeuter:
Like our leader Beltasar

One of my trusted nigga with ear to the ground said that some OGs from Corona confirmed that Baltasar is an alumni and did a couple of years there. I knew Yoruba demons go done influence am.

GloriousGbola:
those are far left

the same lordadam that is enthuisatically embracing maga? - then again there is a subset of maga supporters who I think are really about the decline of the us a world power. Maga are their useful idiots.

i am not even sure what okpa is - because putin and kim are definitely not far left

LordAdam is also far left. He is a West hater too. A lot of West haters are also MAGA

donjazzet:
So you finally realised this?

Donprophets wicked abroadians theory is gaining traction

Ballzproblem2:
Okpa your category no dey here.

Okpa is top left here, so is LordAdam.

raumdeuter:
I my 20s I was a very skinny nigga. Like that seankafor picture that year. If you see me Your priority will be to find mamaput and feed me first

If you ask me to do pushup you just wan punish me

To mount woman well on missionary journey, you need shoulder strength and endurance, which if you can't do 7 press-ups must mean say you be doggy master then

Win rate from 66 games with Enzo Fernandez - 35%

Win rate from 21 games without Enzo Fernandez - 81%

Wrong thread

TemporaryHansel:
You never jam soft ajeboys before

Raumdeuter own good na. There are people like me that can't even lift ourselves to do one single push up even at the stake of our life.

Omo! That's cray

Make you no fall out from heart attack sha. Na Una when heart rate increase from small excitement, una go bid adieu

GloriousGbola:
When you're a billionaire they let you do 1 Minute.

Was he a billionaire in his 20s?

Dayo no dey try at all. How can someone say they couldn't do 7 press-ups at the height of their physical prowess?

20-25 press-ups should always be the worst level for any boy from the age of 6 and up till you hit 55 at least

timbros:
That's agenda for you.

Someone will be hearing 19 matches up and down and will think Jackson is a 90 minute starter for Senegal. Even matches he played 5 minutes will be counted as one more match, no goal.

Everyone knows that 19 matches is based on 10 mins substitute appearances ear and dear

raumdeuter:
20 pushup say who die? Am I a soldier?

When I was in my 20s I couldn't even do 7

So you dey do cowgirl (woman on top) in your 20s?

Cos I know a nigga that can't do 20 press-ups cannot do missionary for long

Ebang Baltasar will be disappointed!

bemeruca:
I have only been to NHS 3 times. When I first got in the UK. I wanted to do a malaria test so I could be clean of malaria, but they told me they didn't have experience in treating malaria and typhoid. So I ask them to run tests for every other thing.

The other two times were football injuries.

In Nigeria, I get sick of malaria 3 times a year. Typhoid one or two times.
The last time I was sick was from covid and after that the vaccine got me ill.

Most Nigerians I know don't get sick abroad.

UK GPs are often out of shape but in the general hospitals they are mostly in shape except the old ones.

UK doesn't know what to do with malaria. In 1992 I came to UK on holiday with malaria in my bloodstream and spent nearly one month in Hospital, they were just treating nonsense whereas in Nigeria, 7-10 days is the maximum I'll need to recover from malaria, even once when I had cerebral malaria

A colleague of mine had a fiance who went to volunteer in Sierra Leone and came back and started exhibiting malaria symptoms. After UK doctors have almost killed him, they finally flew him to South Africa for specialist treatment since they can't handle it - and he still died. When I heard that, I wondered when South Africa became a specialist at treating malaria when they don't really have malaria there. That means the UK doctors know that African doctors are better at treating malaria but did not trust our health system enough to send him to West Africa so they made a fatal assumption that South Africa is best for him when they are probably as inexperienced as the UK doctors in malaria treatment

bemeruca:
She is out of shape, most of them are not. I said I have never seen an out-of-shape doctor check me. I also said if I see a doctor that thinks he is a woman, I no do... I dey run.

I don't put much emphasis on the shape, I am going by data. What I won't tolerate is a confused person checking me.

You are not in USA then, maybe you are in Canada as alleged.

A lot of GPs in UK are out of shape. Their job demands they sit down for 10 hours per day, a very sedentary lifestyle. This is true for most Primary Care physicians. It's hospital Doctors especially Junior Doctors that are in shape from walking around the Hospital. 50% of US doctors are classed as out of shape

bemeruca:
If I go see a doctor and he is a man who thinks he is a woman, I am outta there. And I have never been checker by a fat doctor or witness anyone in my family that was checked by a fat doctor. They are always in shape

Stop talking rubbish. My GP is slightly out of shape but she is the trusted GP for the whole area. I rather see her than any of the other GPs in the practice. The Levine is not even fat, she just has round face. Some people congregate fats on their face. No matter if they are fairly in shape, those specific areas won't lose fat without targeted cosmetic surgery.

bemeruca:
Children, yep, a socalled health guy look so unhealthy. He doesn't know anything about health 😂😂

He is a psychiatrist but has mental issues

That's a very strong irony

Next time you go see your Doctor, tell them you don't want to see them because maybe they carry a little fat from sitting down all day. Instead you might as well request a nigga from your $20 a month gym to see you. That nigga should be able to read your blood work well