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BlueRayDick:
It’s none of that . Generally In Yoruba culture , the funeral of such a young person is not given much fanfare . The burial will most likely be handled by people who are his contemporaries or younger in age .

You will observe that y won’t find elders in sight . It’s called “ oku Ofo “. They don’t get buried in the house or anywhere near where the parents will be seeing the grave site often

Maybe they should’ve buried him in a private cemetery like ebony vaults sha, but then I don’t know the financial muscle of his closest friends ( who are most likely the ones that handled the burial arrangements )

In my village, they will bury him in evil forest for dying young

Make Una just wait for autopsy, all these speculation be like village people talks

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/7838945/lagos-assembly-summons-lamata-over

Good one

What if the trained drivers can't speak Yoruba?

MorataFC:
For now, Crouch's goal is the best for me until another person go post the one wey go best am.

Mesef done change mind. Crouchy is the best with that Le Tissier goal that Afrodoc2 posted

Appleyard:
Hush. Don't tell Ibime. The sanctions must work.

Mumu, of course LNG sales are up. Russia did not sell much LNG to Europe in 2021 since they had pipelines. It's like someone who used to sell N10 now boasting they sell N14 and are up 40%, while losing N1m of pipeline trade. Using stats to manipulate the dumb like you

Let the Argentines breeeeeeet

akwesenana:
All time XI without Cristiano is basically trolling. Sha, na him opinion.

He had no choice, looking at the names. He must include himself, Zico and Ronaldinho being a Brazilian. Messi, Maradona and Pele is guaranteed

iamoyindamola:
Wilshere goal against Norwich
The one touch football was super sexy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj8Q-MaGM5g&pp=ygUYd2lsc2hlcmUgZ29hbCB2cyBub3J3aWNo

Drogba goal vs Bolton beats this for team goals



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px1LcDeqwz0?si=MQfQLbHP8qTEGIiU

timbros:
what is the best goal you have ever seen in the Premier League?

Without thinking hard, just on instinct, which goal comes to your mind?

I saw this question on twitter and Luis Suarez vs Norwich just flashed in my mind. That lob from the centre circle

Bergkamp vs Newcastle

My friend shouted "Son of God" when we watched that goal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t_Dv2LEa3c?si=q4ApOYgLCwhvz5CN

grandstar:
Minimum wage was increased to 250 in 1991. It was previously 125, unchanged since 1981 when Shagari was president.

I remember buying a Mars bar in either 1981 or 1982 for 50k. That meant that N250 could buy 500 Mars bars. How much is a Mars bar today?

Where you see Mars bar buy for Naija? Maybe NEPA never begin their jagbajantis then because in my day you can only buy Mars bar for expatriate supermarket with fridge. As of early to mid 90s I remember Mars bar costing arm and a leg. My popsie may buy two every 6 months or so, one for mumsie and one for his 5 kids to share

raumdeuter:
Tiger Woods Golf
F1 Lewis Hamilton
NFL Tom Brady

Lewis Wetin?

I can't grade any sport that once you have the best car, you automatically win

afrodoc2:
The record is 8-2 for Nadal in the French Open but 5-3 for Djokovic in the other 3 combined. Djokovic has beaten Nadal in ALL the grand slams. Nadal has not beaten Djokovic in all of them. Djokovic has won the most grand slams, spent the most weeks at No1, most years at No 1, most big titles, most Masters titles, most ATP finals.

5-3 is not decisive, but 8-2 is, so Nadal is beasting him on clay and almost drawing the other surfaces

The rest of the bolded can be put down to injury plus Djokovic has had a clear run to amass stats in the last couple of years whereas Nadal was battling with Federer and Djokovic his whole career

afrodoc2:
The major reason Nadal leads 11-7 in grand slams is cause most of their meetings were in the French Open. Out of 18 meetings 10 have been in Nadal’s favourite tournament.

In that case the score should be 10-8, not 11-7

Amigoss:
It is obvious you stan Nadal

Nadal plays tennis like ghen ghen pressing. He's the first nigga to apply football tactics to tennis. Ngolo Kante of tennis

iamoyindamola:
I can't remember sampras

Sampras was considered the GOAT before Federer. Sampras be like Carl Lewis GOAT level before Usain Bolt obliterated him

Melvyn11:
We the Nadal and Ronaldo fans don't agree about Novak and Messi. Bolt and Serena are undisputed.

Nadal has a very strong case because he has better head 2 head at Majors vs Djokovic (11 - 7) and injury took him out of many titles

Also Nadal won his titles solely in the era of the GOATS (vs Federer and Djokovic) whereas Djokovic has been picking up titles against small boys since Federer and Nadal declined/semi-retired, while Federer picked up many early titles against lesser men. Nadal only faced the best of the best

iamoyindamola:
And then we had agasi, federer embarrassed that old man to retirement

Na Pete Sampras wey Federer retire

Sampras been done already knock out Agassi since, although Agassi had a late resurgence but Sampras done already overtake am well by then. Same way Agassi knockout Boris Becker

Emaprince:
So he toppled Nadal and federa...after the duo held onto the top sport for so long?

Wow

Novak isn't slowing down and competition now is light so it's a possibility he gets to 30 sef

I think Nadal could have also made 30 if not for injury problems at the height of his career

Federer went from 1st to 3rd in a matter of 5 years, it's quite unusual to have 3 GOATS at the same time, Baba didn't even enjoy GOAT status for long

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
disabled man dies as father, pastors attempt to sell hunchback mercury..

Sh!T happened in Rivers, check punch newspaper 10th september. Intelligent AFricans ft pastorpreneurs

I saw that thread and had to Google "hunchback mercury" to see if it's a widely held belief that hunchbacks contain mercury, and the only page I saw that contained those two keywords were the story of the man who died in Rivers

So it seems something is not right because no Doctor will attempt a surgery that doesn't exist. Maybe the Police don't understand what they are talking about, this is a simple case of fetish explained to the olodo police as a consensual surgery by the patient, and the Police bought it due to their lack of knowledge. Humans will die of mercury poisoning if they had that kind of mercury in their system. They simply killed the hunchback for fetish.

donjazzet:
Ibime how far, please I need your advice concerning those stocks and dividends. What do I do?

Ask your palè for the share certificates, or if Raumdeuters link showed the number of shares they own, then just Google the companys share price and multiply by their number of shares. Then you'll know if the matter is worth chasing with a stock broker. Only a stockbroker can help you sell shares you don't have access to in electronic form through a brokerage. They will usually charge a small fee, less than 3% to sell it for you

afrodoc2:
The goat was named Evu. Please get your facts right. It’s people that don’t pronounce v that changed it to Ewu.

If I see you for heaven, I will sue Apostle Peter

donjazzet:
The bolded right there is the counter to your point. millions of tech oriented people are using other ecosystems. Samsung or apple.
But okay, I understand what you mean better now. Their major commodity is data and information and as has always been said throughout history; information is power.

Their huge cache of data gives them enormous influence in the world of tech today. Sometimes I wonder how they're able to get their almost trillion dollar valuation.

I ain't worried about my data amongst all other billions of data. It's getting to the point now where one doesn't need to go to school anymore, Google and it's products can teach you everything you need. You change phone, all your contacts and apps are up and running in 15 mins. Professional development and update of skills is all coming from Google products,

Even in personal life, I learned to cook properly from YouTube, not just Naija food but other cultures foods as well. Even in DIY which is a big hobby of mine, YouTube has almost turned me into a professional builder. Last couple of months, I converted my garden using YouTube. Everything from installing french drains to aco drains to geotextile membranes, laying and compacting aggregate to laying artificial grass, block, mortar and concrete work plus resin stone and patio work was learned from YouTube. Over the years, I have learned all manner of joinery works and furniture making, painting and decorating and how to use building tools from same YouTube. E done reach where na only electric and gas I no dey touch again. And I have never paid $1 to Google for all this. All for the inconvenience of seeing or watching few ads every now and then.

I don't think there is anyone doing anything professionally today who didn't learn a good chunk of their craft, or stayed up to date with developments without Google products. You have to give it to them. And I have been biased since the first day I saw the maths behind their page rank algorithm. I stan Sergey Brin and Larry Page wella, they decentralised learning and gathering of information.

Roland17:
Is this guy a traditional b2b defensive midfielder (Enforcer/ destroyer) or a DLP/ Regista who happens to be a good ball carrier? I think he is the latter..

He's a good holding player who is silky on the ball. Not b2b

Ballzproblem2:
🚨Romeo Lavia just got injured at a training session today with Chelsea. Could be a muscle tear at the ankle.
(sachatavolieri)

just kill me😭

Shey someone here cleared us that Lavia injury problems at Southampton are just coincidental and not long standing

GloriousGbola:
ibime in 1998

In 1998, I was spending Forex, I done already Japa, I no dey look price

donjazzet:
Ive been curious about a statement you made. You said Google was the very best company ever founded in history. I want to know your thoughts behind that.

Can you run your life without Google except you are on iPhone?

Google runs my whole life from Apps to contacts to knowledge gained from searches to YouTube. No company has as much impact on individuals as Google. I even wrote my undergrad thesis on Google Page Rank algorithm in 2006

seankafor:
money compared to population?

Arabs over Chinese anyday

Saudi, Qatar, UAE and Kuwait

These countries indigenous population is very small ,(hundreds of thousands for most, to few million for Saudi). They can dash every adult citizen $1m if care is not taken. You hardly see the citizens on ground, it's mostly foreigners in their country, but the real sheikhs are hiding with millions in bank account

iamoyindamola:
Yes i play ps4 too i no they go out during weekends
Me and owambe are sworn enemies, i read too but strictly ebooks

You dey try oh

Since UCL final, apart from Chelsea matches, I have only been able to squeeze in one episode of Domina when it comes to TV

I'm looking for where I can get one day free to binge on TopBoy

MorataFC:
I doubt this!
You must be Abiola's son

I done correct. My N20 daily budget included transport fare of N10 plus N10 for Coke and Meatpie

izzou:


[color=royalblue]A001, give me one word for this church.[/color]

One picture will do

OasisX:


Message from our Landlord.

Is he now Presidential spokesman?

iamoyindamola:
Blueraydick
Newly released series for the weekend All netflix
Gang of oslo- Norwegian series( i am hoping to see haaland as an agbero and odegaard as dirty police)
Spy ops-- documentary about mi6, cia etc
top boy s5--i never see am for my netflix sha

No epl no problem

Shey you dey do anything except watch Series?