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BlueRayDick:
Quote anywhere either on this thread or on Chelsea thread where I claimed 100’s were killed that night at the toll gate

It's not that serious

Theflint1:
I think what this means is yea, not that many person's were killed at the toll gate, but so many more persons were killed in different other locations around the state...it finally makes sense.

BlueRaydick won't like this. Hundreds were killed at tollgate according to the accepted wisdom

I like Michael Olise. About time we had a real set piece specialist

The way Jackson was gingering his teammates where to pass etc, he looks like someone determined to succeed. His body language is just positive, even after the game when he was telling Enzo how to drop the pass over the top

Generational talent done hear am

Jackson, Nkunku, Casadei and Gusto. Whichever scouts recommended these guys should get a Jameson

This Nicolas Jackson na layoff King

Nkunku, very nice player

BlueMann:
Bashir Humphreys was really throwing dimes with both feet tho

Chelsea would be silly to get rid of this boy

iamoyindamola:
Since ibime last won the odoro Corona season he has been under performing

I won 2021 FA Cup and 2022 league. Stop capping

OAM4J:
There are laid down rules. Maybe you didn't get Ibime. Let me break it down for you.

Everybody is allowed to play in the main league. But to qualify for the FA H2H, Ditto the Carling Cup, there are 4 things that will qualify you to participate:

1. Being a previous main league winner or FA cup winner in the past.

2. Being in the Top30 in the main league during the previous season. Sometimes if there are late show, top 50 are considered

3. Being the winner of Carling Cup the previous season.

4. Being an active poster on this thread.

Now if we put all these together we might have more than 50 people qualifying for only 20 available slots in FA and 20 in Carling Cup, so it becomes a case of First come, first serve. Which means even if you are a previous winner or if you are qualified by other means but you don't come to request for code early, you will still miss out. This is because the volunteer administrators cannot afford to wait forever.

I hope the rules are clear now.

These have always been the criteria which I write down most seasons, thanks for writing it on stone

A40:
Of which this our hurdler chic. Tobi Amusan

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/hurdles-world-record-holder-amusan-charged-with-anti-doping-violation/%3famp

They said she missed 3 tests in a year. Let's hope she's clean. I want to believe there's a logical explanation for missing that many tests cos 3 is a lot.

We need to pull racism card to protect this chic, but trust our athletics federation, they will sleep on top bicycle

BlueRayDick:
Even seun confirm say renewed hope don kick bucket

Tinubu has enacted all policies Seun supported, so why the wailing

iamoyindamola:
You guys are taking it too far
It’s all banter by the way
Ibime is a 4 time champion, Raumdeuter a former winner and Mukina is like the host
We were only mocking them as per they were old players and not making play-offs none of them finished below 15 and that’s not a relegation position

Ibime I suggest a third h2h cup is created with 20 players just like the rest
The fa cup will be the highest, Carling is second and the third cup
The play offs teams in the third cup will be promoted to carling cup while the bottom 8 in Carling cup will be demoted to the third cup
Same with the fa cup bottom 8 will be demoted to Carling and play off teams in Carling will be promoted

I volunteer to keep record at the end of the season, I think with this it get more competitive and fun


What do you think?

The winner of Carling Cup is the only one guaranteed FA Cup promotion. FA Cup spot is by league performance. Top 30 or top 50 will get you in. A player can finish 400th in the league and still make Carling Cup playoffs from good draws

See FA Cup as Champions League and Carling Cup as Europa league

Europa league winner gets UCL spot, but finishing 2nd in Europa League doesn't give you UCL spot. It's your league performance that gives you UCL spot

Carling Cup code for anyone interested

9wnfto

mumu9gerian:
It is not your place to decide who gets FA cup code. You shouldn't just have an entitlement mentality. Leicester won the league a few years ago but have now been relegated so that you won it sometimes before doesn't mean you must auto.atically get code. Let there be set rules and u derstanding agreed by most before the league starts.
That shouldn't be a big deal Oga

Feel free to set up your own league bros, no time. You think say I get time to dey send email upandan to ghosts who don't even login to Nairaland waiting for them to claim their spot before moving on to check if another set of ghosts are interested. Maybe after 4 weeks I will finally fill the spots with those who are available. Shey you dey pay me ni?

I have told you the criteria, if we no know you for here, show your top 30 or top 50 finish. There is a reason I sent code to 23 people for 20 spots and that's because I want to move on with my life, not spend all summer waiting for some people to check their email or DMs. You nor dey pay me bros, no talk how my life go run, I aim for speed and availability. The Bangaandstarch making noise missed the Saturday deadline and is inciting riot. So I should have paused my life for him? Check well, he was even a very poor performer last season. If he was top 20, I will even overlook his lateness and send him code so far it's not filled

You made top 600. If I wait all summer to give FA Cup code to top 20 and Carling Cup to 21st to 40th, what criteria made you ask for code from 600th position? You are available and therefore you will get Carling Cup code, cos nobody dey pay me to wait for top 40 to show face. Imagine how many people will lose interest if I tell them to wait first, let me see if top 20 will apply. I give everybody a week with the same criteria

mumu9gerian:
@ibime
Mumu stars from last season.
Top 600.
Please send code for carling cup

StarchAndBanga:
Who dey give codes for Carling Cup?

Carling Cup sef no worth am cos at the end of the day even good performance in Carling Cup might not earn one an FA Cup spot when unmerited players like Ibime raumdeuter mukina2 are given FA cup slots on a platter of gold cos of their "name".. I don't expect this tradition to change even next season

The winner of the last Carling Cup received code

So the person creating the league, administrating it and sending out code of their own free time should not be in the league, why because you finished 100th in the league, a league I have won twice including in 2022, and FA Cup that I have won 4 times. Raumdeuter has also won and Muki is the league creator and administrator.

Some niggas will finish 8th in Carling Cup, place 75th in the league and start beating their chest about promotion

There are 500 players in the main league. If everybody had equal odds, it will take 500 years for each player to win once. Win it twice and that's a 1 in a 1,000 year event. You think say na moimoi? Anybody who has ever won the main league will get FA Cup code if they request it, even if they have been trash for the last 5 years. You have two ways of getting FA Cup code, perform (top 30 in main league) or contribute to this section. People like playing against people they know and can banter with

Marseille have agreed terms with Auba

At least we have tried to undo some of Tuchels horrible transfer legacy

Koulibaly and Auba gone, remaining Lukaku, Cukuruku, Sterling and Fofana

PrinceofSarcasm:
The students . Most youths today are junkies and have no sense of priorities.

They want to get rich with minimal effort hence always resort to crime. 99% of the ladies are prostitutes while the men are fraudsters !

So what do you expect from such a wasted dysfunctional group?

Junkies don't choose Maths in uni, they will usually veer toward Mass Comm. Try again

Benblaq:
Would you fault this result on the students or lecturer?

It's the lecturers fault

To study Maths at uni already means you are in the top 5% brightest people in the country. There is no way a whole class of Mathematicians will fail unless lecturer is setting exam questions outside of the syllabus he taught

kingBolton:
I just hope boehly and co haven't forgotten where we finished last season.

Before the mass exit of our players this summer, A striker , a good DM and a GK was our major weakness and a month to the new season and we still have the same issues.

A case of sweeping the floor while the roof is burning. Even Ampadu that could have provided some succour has been sold

These people better have plan for that midfield, that midfield is vacant

iamoyindamola:
We will riot ibime and some old timers are using veto power instead of position to qualify
I can't remember the last time they all made play offs 😂😂😂

Odoro cancel

I made the final last season while winning the main league. Remember ko, remember ni. My performance only dips when crypto market is flying cos I got no time for FPL then

PurpleHouse:
It's getting irritating swerouly.

If had death them a huge blow for first daring to bomb the bridge the first time, this wouldn't have repeated itself. Fear for catch them. But that's the dad part.. Zelensky is not even afraid of attacking Putin. And that's where Putin dey Bleep up.

Every nation on earth will think twice before attacking USA. You know why? No mercy for them. But here Putin dry do gentle man and merciful saviour ontop war matter. Make him just dey play.

Be quiet, the bridge is internationally recognized Ukraine land and they can do what they want in their own land. Nobody attacked Russian land.

Timbros you have mail

pkasso:
I know you like your DMs old school; those who read the game well and can put in the tackles. But that doesn't mean it should always be the case. The lines between DM and CM are blurring by the day and i think we are slowly moving past the age of the destroyer. At the highest level, it is not enough to just win the balls, you must be able to contribute to your team's attacking plays. See Partey and Guimaraes for example, they are not exactly destroyers but they hold their own at DM. Caicedo has a good defensive base and an adequate technical skillset which fits in with the well-rounded DM profile Chelsea are looking for. So I don't think he's a bad option, the only problem is the 100m Brighton are quoting.

Stop jumping to conclusions and putting words in my mouth. What you described is Essien, yet Essien could hold position without going running when he was asked to be the main DM, eg if the midfield was Essien, Ballack and Lampard

My definition of a DM is one who holds his position in front of defence. Caicedo is a runner which makes him a CM or even AM. I have never seen him play in a holding position without going off running so undoubtedly I am skeptical as to whether he knows the position tactically, it is still an open question

Caicedo is not a DM, not to my knowledge

Realmrsean:
if you look close sef, that 5 year old wey he talk say he dey wey him mama friend molest am.. how we wan take comfam dat one..

Abi 5 year old pikin prick don dey rise?

That's the sympathy seeking part of the story right here. How many guy men went through the same in Naija, and enjoyed it.

OasisX:
E be like say Dele story no gel that e dey do drug at 8. Em papa don drop plenty receipts to puncture the lie.

The Papa dey clear him name but the Papa Is Not the one in the dock. All the sufferation Dele claimed was at his mothers hand. The Papa is already guilty by his absence like in most broken homes

tshabalala:
72nd (2459pts), definitely above many people on the list.

It's not enough bro

I usually give top 30 or top50 plus guys known to banter on this section

End of the day, it's a social activity so you either bring banter or performance to the table. Yours is not good enough on performance criteria

tshabalala:
Was among the first 10 to ask for code.... 4 time champions doesn't guarantee anything boss. I guess Liverpool will participate in UCL on the ground of being a 6 time winner

What was your league placing last season boss?

Kimbeast:
The people who created and designed the Blockchain algorithm works for them. Gone are the days when Bitcoin transaction was untraceable

Every crypto transaction is on the ledger and can be seen, yet there are thousands of unsolved hacks and crimes.

One easy way to hide crypto is get one of your accomplices to send payment to a virgin wallet which you will never use to transact with any of your other accounts. There is no way in hell anyone will know it's you. Till today they are yet to find Satoshi because he refused to transact.

Another way used to be tornado cash - you send fund to tornado cash and it's mixed with so many other little funds that the origin is untraceable.

Another way fraudsters use is stake.com where they wash trade funds - bet on two opposing outcomes eg bet on Lakers win and Lakers lose at the same time making funds harder to trace and I'm sure they would be able to withdraw to a different wallet on a whole different chain. Therefore their clean wallet has not interacted with the dirty one and may not even be able to interact, each has only interacted with stake. Below is how one scammer scammed me and my guys of some ETH we thought we were putting into a presale and sent to stake.com to wash trade

Not to mention ICOs where he could have pledged Bitcoin or ETH on private presale and received coins to a different address on a different chain. The truth is the authorities are fighting a losing battle, they can catch some but not all. Woodberry will be stupid to have 1.5k Bitcoin and the ability to get it from multiple accomplices and not have a group of addresses that are clean and untraceable for when kasala burst. The fact they only caught him with 150 gives me confidence that nigga did the needful