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FBS:
Stop blaming Kepa for everything. Your hate is becoming VERY annoying but I will be here no matter what.

20 keepers no fit catch that ball plus Cucu was right in front of him.

Anytime you mention Kepa and he ain't to be blamed, I will be right here.

Kepa will continue to be blameless and will continue to be the only keeper who concede long range shots every week

Every week we will continue to argue.

One week - "only 10% of keepers will save that shot".

Another week, "only 50% of keepers will save that shot"

Another week "only 60% of keepers will save that shot"

But one thing is for sure is that Kepa will be never be among the percentage that can save the shot

Make those arguments every week and you concede a long range goal every week, and opponents actively try those shots every week

swiz123:
I am not surprised, very soon, everyone here will know Ibime for the fraud that he is.

Na this current Chelsea side go expose am last last.

What does this current Chelsea side have to do with my vision for football

Are they not implementing your vision, with your favourite weaklings as forwards?

Exonerate1:
As usual blame everyone but that clown of a manager

Shut up you leprous clown

Potter has been playing the same thing for months, you were supporting him

After 2 training sessions, you want to blame new manager for not changing their useless habits

I will continue to blame short hand Kepa, and your eunuch weaklings Felix and Havertz, if you like cry me a river

Thank God you clowns have been crying for creative midfielder as the root of our problems. Today we have Felix, your favoured creative midfielder for the last 3 months and yet our goalscoring is worse.

I will keep saying it, forwards and wingers are supposed to make things happen in 1 v 1 situations, not waiting for any phantom playstation through-ball from midfielders

The long balls Enzo is sending to the wings and front line is enough to make any team score goals if they have wingers and strikers that can actually dribble or use their body to eke out an advantage or overload in duels, but nothing is to be expected from your weaklings Felix and Havertz unless they are given clean tap in.

larride:
The highest I have slept at a stretch for the past 1yr plus is not more than 4-5 hours.

That's not healthy. Try dey catch up your 8 hours on weekend

Another day, another long range strike against the Spanish dwarf with stunted hands

Colour me surprised

zeusis:
Robust as in built for duels? I think skipp gets bullied too.

Not as much, but sometimes

There is a video from like 3 years ago of Dutch U21 players in their dressing room at halftime of a game against England U21 cussing out Skipp, saying he is killing them and comparing it to what DeJong does to them in Eeredivisie

zeusis:
He is a much better fit than skipp.

No Skipp is more robust and almost as technical

Harry Winks is very technical but I've seen game bypass him before, he needs someone behind him

GrammarNazi1:
Wole Soyinka is much more versatile than Chinua Achebe.

You can regard Chinua Achebe as one-dimensional as his work is generally superficial.

Wole Soyinka on the other hand is so versatile that he has books of different levels of complexity.

If you want a very difficult book, Wole Soyinka has it.

If you want a difficult book, Wole Soyinka has it.

If you want a very simple book, Wole Soyinka has it.

If you want a simple book, Wole Soyinka has it.

Have you heard of The Lion and the Jewel? This play can be regarded as simple, while A Dance of the Forests may be regarded as hard.

Again, if you want a difficult book, Wole Soyinka has it.

If you want a simple book, Wole Soyinka has it because Wole Soyinka is not one-dimensional, while Chinua Achebe is one-dimensional.

Leave all this grammar

Achebe dey run street

Quotables and Parables from one of Achebe book alone is enough to read and just laugh for 2 hours.

larride:
These bigots in Canada 😡

Franch speaking Canadians are extremely snobbish

If you meet them in another country and ask them directions or question in English, they will pretend they can't speak English. I have personal experience of this. I was shocked when I saw the same person later speaking English . That's when someone explained to me that Quebecans will never acknowledge English

zeusis:
One time i was shocked to see ribery there also. My greatest shock was harry winks at sampdoria. That boy was tipped to be the next xavi😭😭

He's actually balling there

He is returning from injury and using them to build fitness

DeadPresidents:
Early ibime rapped like a Big L clone then his style evolved to a lot of Canibus/Jay Electronica.

Canibus was actually my first influence, discovered Big L later. Can go either way depending on mood

Emaprince:
I am affected by this too.

Let's be honest, it's a lower form of skill. Just because Oyinbo give awards to it, doesn't mean we will rate it over what we know is possible

airmark:
Probably many Nigerians must have rated Okocha higher than George Weah too. We know who was awarded the best player in the world between them.

Things fall apart is part of curriculum in many Western Countries

Unlimited22:
So basically, hubris? 😒

More or less

Unlimited22:
If I swear by Otem, will you believe me? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lol for my first attempt I'm keeping AI away.


And rap and poetry are branches of one tree.

Rap is a far more advanced form of poetry, such that AI cannot replicate it's intricacy. Rap keeps the same metaphors and end-rhymes as poetry, and adds two more dimensions - multisyllabic rhyme patterns and timing to fit a beat

If I can write this in rap form, what concerns me with "your love is like morning due" and other basic things that are lauded in poetry

I'm the immortal aura/ God of all fawn and flora/
The don Camorra/ sharing my bed chambers with a pórn performer/
I saw Gomorrah/ get torched to a scorching sauna/
to set judicial precedence. . . before Moses brought the Torah/
And when the earth was still flat . . .I fought my corner/
Against Moors and hoarders/ Gauls and sorcerers/
Been betrayed by a false informer/
And took his head. . to settle scores. . . with the laws of kharma/
I witnessed all the gore and horror. . .
You couldn't summon the strength/ to stomach the stench/
of battles where hundreds of men/ slumped in a trench/ is a common event/
Alexandria's library is where my summers were spent/
proving mathematical axioms. . .that the number unity. . is a hundred percent/
Charted Orion's orbital path since time was begun/
And deciphered binary sums/ in primary one!/
Did research for vampires in the time of the hun/
And proved that optimum darkness . . .is when the moon. . is in line with the sun!/
None of ya syllables clever/ You a lyrical leper/ and a pitiful jester/
trying to pit wits against an unpredictable Zephyr/
Battle me?. . .that's like sticking ya fist in a blender/
or taking a piss/ on the six major Hadiths/. . . in the middle of Mecca!!/
By any physical measure/ I render you incapable of lifting a feather/


I'm old of age/ I've been a soldier, slave/ a poet and sage/
but my hands were mostly engaged/ holding a loaded gauge/
I rolled with braves/ and patrolled the waves/
with pirates who stab niggas with their shoulder blades/
My flow degrades/ at the same rate as Beta particles/
Niggas read my chronicles/ but can't stomach the verse . . .with weak abdominals/
My digestive tracts adapt to survive. . on eating fossil fuels/
My beef methodical/ like Sun Tzu/
My chosen art of war is kung fu/
I scourge lands from Danube to the Rhine like Attila the Hun do/
My spit'll turn the sun blue/ by dousing gaseous vapour/
I savage a hater/ till he consider a quick death as a granting of favour/
The manacled stranger/ considered a radical danger/ by a tyrannical slaver/
with the teeth of a Paleo sabre/ that could cut through any metallic encaser/
with the precision of a mechanical laser/
I travelled the radar/ of Saturnian rings/ with Nubian Kings/
Waded through heavy hydrogen and swam in deuterium streams/
Plotted with Assyrian fiends/ to set up pyramid
schemes/
and fleece inferior beings/ by capitalising on their myriad dreams/
I'm really esteemed/ from Damascus to Polynesia/
Summoned the Ghost of Magnus Ceaser/
through seances who channel media/ on travels in Trans-Slovenia/
My bars knock niggas out cold like anaesthesia/
So any emcee claiming heir. . . will suffer from Alopecia!/
. .. . like Jonjo Shelvey/
I'm a vitruvian specimen of one so healthy/ even Mongols tell me/
They would have crossed the Caucuses if Genghis. . .was so stealthy/
I've taken several heads/ from every ethnic spec/
Even rode with Eric the red/ against King Ethelred/
I settled debts/ and became a landed lord/
Grappled swords/ to grab what I can't afford/
Crossed dams and Fjords/ against savage hordes/
Sliced windpipes clean with the jerk of a strangler's cord/
I walked with proto tribes/ and reaped souls and lives/ with a golden scythe/
Hunted with pygmies shorter than my shoulder height/
Rode motorbikes/ with Argentine guerillas/
Dined with killers/ and escaped Alcatraz. . .twice. . . on pine flotillas!/
I survived all these timeless thrillers/
then retired to my studies. . . to put it all in rhyme for you spineless niggas!/

Unlimited22:
Btw, Ibime, why you no send poetry?

Anytime I hear this thing, especially from cultured folk, e dey wound my heart 😭😭


I was my school's main poet from SSS1-3 and my debut publication, coming later this quarterr, is a hybrid of short stories and poems

How we no sure say no be Chat GPT write am

As a rap fan who has gone deep into multisyllabic forms of expression, most poetry that is lauded is beginner level to me. I can't rate it

Unlimited22:
His best works were his dramas and his nonfiction.

The Lion and the jewel/Death and The king's horseman are in my opinion the greatest African plays ever written, just closely followed by Athol Fugard's Sizwe Bansi is dead and Kobina Sekyi's The Blinkards.

Also, The Man Died is a classis anywhere.

The Man Died no sweet jor

Based on logistics, I rate Cyprian Ekwensi fiction over his sef

I can't speak for poetry cos I no send poetry

OasisX:


Me.... i don't know sir.

We don't read poems Sir, only novels

Soyinka novels no even sweet

OasisX:


AFRICAN NOBEL LAUREATE IN LITERATURE - WINNERS

Age Awarded

1986 — 🇳🇬 Wole Soyinka, 52yrs
1988 — 🇪🇬 Naguib Mahfouz, 77
1991 — 🇿🇦 Nadine Gordimer, 68
2003 — 🇿🇦 John Coetzee, 63
2021 — 🇹🇿 Abdulrazak Gurnah, 72

BTW: Prof. Wole Soyinka is Africa's first winner.

..... any writer of literary art wey em no dey there na featherweight, local Champ.

Achebe is the GOAT, we all know that

raumdeuter:
See evidence. I know say one of our specialists will come with facts. Almost $1k for 2hrs

That's Aussie dollars, so you'll need to discount 33% to get to US dollars

It's vital we get our facts totally correct on this hoelosho matter as these prices are an important component of CPI

OasisX:
Such, for instance, were the virulent attacks and threats to the musician Seun Kuti, his family and iconic music Shrine.

Suen Kuti is Soyinkas great nephew BTW. Ish got personal

Emaprince:
If he said that, my man's a bar God!!!

lol. I put Arsonal words in his mouth from when he was running UW - I wrestle and I own my own ring, I'm Vince McMahon

nateevs:
No and no. It is still owned by the Chelsea Pitch Owners - shareholders involving a number of fans. John Terry is President.

Lampard is also a pitch owner

Lampard - "I wrestle in the ring I own, I'm Vince McMahon"

Unlimited22:
And still health workers for una side say e no do them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na junior doctors and below dey complain and that salary dey low to be honest

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Then someone here believes a Nigerian doctor would leave this offer if he has a better pay

I am waiting for the "better pay" that would make any sane doctor, stay and reject going to the UK[/color]

This offer is on the lower end in Western countries. Australia and USA pay the highest. Afrodoc done abandon Hippocratic oath to chase Benjamin since

Bill is dead on arrival. What identifies a Nigerian as a doctor, will his passport say so?

Healthcare is very competitive. Countries are dragging nurses from other countries talkless of doctors. Phillipines done hear wien from UK when it comes to nurses.

The only other country I know with restriction on Doctors leaving is Cuba, and Cuba allows their doctors 5 year exiat to other countries to earn big bucks at a time.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Maybe our UK brothers can help me, but this is what my Google says.

So how well will you pay a doctor, that he wouldn't consider running away to UK?
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This is entry level

A houseman can expect to earn £50k to £65k

A general practitioner £90k

A Consultant £100k plus whether a specialist, Radiologist or Pathologist

This is for NHS work. Most Consultants and some GPs have private practice and rake in hundreds of thousands to millions. The ones that don't have private practice lecture on the side

Nezzjnr:
Same Elder that insulted Jonathan and his Wife??

Same Elder that launched the Guerrilla warfare.

Same Elder that threatened a Broadcaster At gunpoint??

Who introduced Cultism??

Plizzzzzz take several seats and stfu!!!!

Same elder that spent 2 years in jail for the Biafran cause

Never talk down on a nigga who paid his dues in blood

FBS:
Gray no get the kind energy wey Barnes get. Not now, not ever.

Barnes na the wing version of chaos causer

Unfortunately for him, we are not looking for left winger

nihilistjnr:
Walahi I'm innocent.

I don't accept cookies on my browser and I've never seen that woman before in my life.

Since it's not your cookies, it must be the website.

Website with trash advert must be talking trash

raumdeuter:
Did Lampard sign this Daria 27 in your image?

The websites you have been visiting can't leave you alone

You done hold am for blockos