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Thiago Silva is a Chelsea coach/backroom staff in waiting. Not every extension is about what happens on the pitch

GloriousGbola:
The plan is to Dock his salary.

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Accountant wey be judge, jury and executioner.

The guy sal ALL the bedsheet done change colour. How him no say na all the bedsheets she has ever washed. Accountant no dey talk like that

He come be HR too because he said "explain yourself or face SEVERE Punishment" meaning he has already prejudiced the outcome and severity of the punishment

These extreme phrases are never used by accountants in saner clime

He should face his work and leave judging bedsheets for the housekeeping manager, and HR punishment for the HR manager

Accountant wey dey query bedsheet

Nigeria go better one day

StarchAndBanga:
That guy is a Bakayoko in the making for sure..

I dey tell you

They better not bid for Onana, if not I take back any praise I gave these scouts before

Man if Boehly had only got these scouts in the first transfer window. Boda is a hit, Mudryk is a hit.

Cucu is looking very comfortable with an actual LCB backing him up rather than that cow Koulibaly

Can't believe Arsenal and Brentford refused to pay £30m for Mudryk in the summer

GTOkowa:
Is he the Moses that would lead us too our promise land?

The signs look promising that this one is generational. Injury should stay far from him IJN

I can't watch Chelsea highlights without seeing Gallagher bursting into the box 15 times and still getting back to perform his midfield defensive duties

The boy is special

drisham:
Snuck in scamcho like we wouldn't notice

Sancho burned down Bundesliga more than all rated German youngsters

Ihebu4chelsea:
100%

What's with this guy and tattoos. Tattoo creeping up his face and neck

By the time he finish football, his face might be covered

I don't expect press resistance from a no8. That's a bonus. Most no8s like Lampard, Gerrard, Muller, Bruno aren't that press resistant

So those shouting at Hall and Gallagher for not being aware of players around them and turning over possession while playing in a deep position are raging at themselves. Gerrard, Lampard, Muller and Bruno will have turnovers if played too deep. Those boys have not trained for that, they trained for the no8 position. Those who should be press resistant are the two deep lying midfielders. Hall turnovers today does not drop him one percent in my estimation. He is just doing us a favour playing out of position.

Bodashile MOTM

That scout deserve a Jameson

Mudryk is the one

popizaino:
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How did you know?


Waiting for Andrewbaba44 to use it here first before Barca thread?

The ⚡ wey go 🔥 you dey do 🏋️‍♀️

Noni Madueke was £26m

E no bad if our doctors can work on the boy and guarantee his fitness

Roland17:
Juventus can not stay out of trouble! This has to be most corrupt club in Europe. They have been hit 15 point deduction for transfer issues.. The reputation of this club is dead!

Do they have DM and RB we can buy easily?

Bimffo:
I have a dream of working 4 months in a year and chill for the remaining 8 months. But I am super scared of Nigeria. Nigeria can happen to anyone, and you will think you figured it out when you have not even started.

If not that Cows can't eat Cashew because of its acidity, they would have destroyed my crops like they did my maize. I just had to stop planting maize.

Last Year, the cashew had small harvest, I couldn't enter farm/bush o. People no even follow me go the farm. Make Herdsmen and Bandit no carry us go where I no know. (That last year was that Igboho's time. It was fire for fire.) I stay for my Lagos. Because where I wan see 50m ransom.

I just mad small this year, I suppose no go. But I don dey on for like 1½ weeks now.

How can I have something, and I can't access it because of insecurity?

Reason I want to run away before them nab me, and I find myself begging European league section guys for ransom.

Na the main wahala of Nigerian investments be this, especially bush investments. If Naira is not hammering you, then safety and security is a concern

One need to look into how to run this same thing for another African country where land is cheap and life is secure

FBS:
Yes sir, it works.⭕️❌⭕️
Just came across the post and I wonder why it's not on the front page.

Ballzproblem go kill us with emoji for the other side

Everytime we have a Here We Go 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

FBS:
And FYI, just saw that you can now use your phone emojis on NL 🎉

Seun done run am ✅✅✅

Bimffo:
It should be profit considering I can pay the debts I have incurred on the farm in 3 years time. Used like 7 million in taking care of it.

Was searching for someone that I can lease out to sef. For 1 year, and thee person will give me 10 million naira.

The picture shown was me last year, at the desperation of my Japa fever. . The guy I message didn't reply. Second picture is to show you date.

I was tired and desperate that last year. But unfortunately for me, na embassy USA send me come house.

Japa talks aside, you are sitting on Fixed income there. Another 50 acres join sef

What of harvesting, processing and transportation (operational) cost? is it deducted from that N10k wey you calculate?

Typically a business with proven and stable cash flows in a stable economic environment can be valued at 7 times EBITDA (Operating profit). So the value of that 50 acres is N210m at maturity if N30m is the proven annual EBITDA. You also have another 50 acres coming to maturity in another 6 years. The only caveat with such a valuation as applies to Nigeria is the stability of the Naira.

As cashew is a cash crop, if you can lock into the international market, you can stabilise your cash flows regardless what Naira is doing. On my travels to Gambia, I met a British-Jamaican guy called Bonga whose work is adding value to cashew. He doesn't own any trees, he pays all the local villagers 10 dalasi per sack of cashew they bring from communal trees, he then hires some niggas from Guinea Bissau to roast and process in his roastery (Cashew business is big in Bissau and Mozambique in Africa) and then he packs about half to a full container of processed cashew to ship to UK per year. He gave me a tour of his roastery, and said that's his main income source. The cheapest cashew you will buy in UK is like £6 per kilo in the discount stores, I imagine he will be collecting like £2 per kilo, meanwhile average international export price of cashew is like $1.20 per kilo which I'm sure still works out much higher than your yield of N10k per tree.

Without digressing too much, you are sitting on a reliable future cash flow which with development of foreign buyers can yield substantially more.

Bimffo:
It will produce at full stage at age 7 or 8.

I planted 4.5m by 4.5m.

99 trees on an acre. But the thing is, not all of them survived. 70% survived. 3,000 trees at least.

At full stage, it should give me at least 10-15k per tree, no matter the state of the economy.

So N30m per year using N10k per tree at full stage in about 3 to 4 years

Is that profit, Gross Revenue or Net Revenue? ie before or after costs are deducted

How much you been want sell am for japa runs sef?

Bimffo:
I will do the breakdown by the end of March or before rain starts.

We are in year 4. First harvest.

But for 1½ weeks now, we've been getting 3k per tree averagely. Those trees harvested will still sow more fruits and nuts though.

N3k?

How many trees enter 50 acres?

Bimffo:
Ginger and Popsy.

He told me, there might not be work by the time I leave University. So he bought land. Acres of Farm Land for cheap.

I then contemplated.

Plant Gmelina Arborea, then wait for 5 years without taking care of it to cut once, or plant cashew, use money to take care of it for 4 years and run harvest for 50 years.

I went for the hardest.

I feel it is the hardest. The money I use to take care of it till maturity is from Bambiala from Family members.

Have you started harvesting? If so, run the numbers for us

larride:
What business does CBN has with debit card nitori olorun

Referee and player at the same time

seankafor:
Has there been any president in the history of Nigeria that was better than his predecessor?

Let's say, was Yar adua better than obj?

Was GEJ better than yaradua?

Was buhari better than GEJ?

I is any of the incoming president going to be better than buhari?

OBJ was better than Abacha

BlueMann:
Andrey Santos against Peru

5 tackles
5 interceptions
3 key passes
1 goal

Instrumental in defense and offense

Senior match or under 21?

FBS:
Warridis? You sabi Yoruba so?

I no sabi anything

Noni And James same wing. That right side go full of absenteeism sha

afrodoc2:
Robot oloshos are in the pipeline. Full package and everywhere go stew.

Olosho work can never be obsolete and has thrived since the days of Cain and Abel till now. Infact the ministry is expanding with Onlyfans and co

Meanwhile A001 should forget writing physics textbook in Yoruba. Oyinbo has already done it. In the words of one of my padi, "White man done go far oh"

DeadPresidents:
Used it to generate some queries for work earlier this week.

The thing is a life-saver for lazy mfs like me.

It's great for coding in any language. I tested some of my old Matlab scripts, the thing shock me. Oh boy, if we had this during MSc, lecturers for hear wien

But this shit is scary. Niggas got to build capital before labour gets wiped out. This will make you reconsider what skills to train your children on. Oh boy, only capital and olosho work is future proof henceforth

Singapore1:
no, it's not good with dissertation. the best thing it is good at is coding. But if you can feed it enough and ask in a "ELI5" kind of way (which is not worth it) then you are good

Have you found it useful for investment research?

One question it got right was the question about the GOAT

My theory is City lose league consistency accommodating Haaland but win the UCL with his decisiveness at key points in matches