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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 8:09pm On Jul 03, 2022
iamoyindamola:
Which kind meme be this again na grin
That one is specially for Ishilove who tried to distract the comrades with bobby
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:55pm On Jul 03, 2022
lateefGRDT:
They say they now have money for transfer but they have been pressing calculator for 5 days doing plus and minus because you want to match €60 million in installments

2 years later when e choke una, they start begging players to take a paycut cheesy
You sabi the parole. Yahoo club.

They are still owing Pique €34m at last count
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:33pm On Jul 03, 2022
BlueAngel444:
When you have Aubameyang why not wait a year and get Lewandoski for free? It's decisions like this that makes one wonder what's wrong with this guy's pretending to still be great like when they kept promising Messi would stay. Barca lies on the pitch, lies in real life to fans, media, players, can't trust what comes out from that club.
Barca were lying to their fans about resigning Neymar even when everyone knew sapa was hooking them.

Barca Presidents are politicians, quite literally. They lie for votes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:32pm On Jul 03, 2022
Kilishihunter:
5 years, Asin 5 good years Senior man grin grin, Make betis and Villarreal use us shine?
I no know say you dey mean us pass whodeyhause
According to Jay Z, it's better to tighten your belt before you ask for help. E suppose be 10 years sef, make we see which of una Barca fans serious about the club.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
It's like both these gentlemen have more punchlines stored

Enough with the explanations, let's go straight to the vawulence.

Comrades should not be distracted from vawulence by breast massage talks this time. Breast and vawulence can coexist.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:11pm On Jul 03, 2022
Blaxhex:
We negotiated that we can buy back that 25% as from 5 years from now when we get stable .. And how are we gonna get things stable? I repeat: By recruiting players who'll make us competitive and keep us afloat at the top.
You got yourself into this problem while being competitive and winning UCL, which means what, that winning does not necessarily correlate to profit and positive cash flow. Very few top clubs make profit, much less a club already carrying an abominable wage bill. You need to drink garri and groundnut for 5 years in order to stabilise things financially, but you want to bamba by force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:20pm On Jul 03, 2022
Blaxhex:
why e dey pain you?

We don't want to be another ac Milan or man UTD... We are Barca and we need to be competitive as often as possible.
Keep delaying the inevitable.

One day Barca will no longer be a social club but will have to be sold to an Arab billionaire who can clear the debt.

Imagine sacrificing a portion of TV rights and retail revenues for the next 25 years just to buy a 34 year old Lewandowski

Barca problem is elections and their social club structure. Every President wants to be known for delivering success on the field, and it doesn't matter if another President ten years down the line inherits a financial shambles. Y'all better regroup with La Masia products and cheaper players for 5 years in order not to be like the boy who swallowed his future.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:51pm On Jul 03, 2022
Jodera:
My Opinion is this...
While what rau.mdeuter said in those screenshot was very very bad but we need to look at it in context. That's politics thread and in that thread, anyone who "goes lower" wins. In fact, just 2days ago and yesterday I (with Iz.zou) remembered dragging Mane against Don.stan. I know who Dons.tan is and I know not to get shut up, I need to go "lower" in belittling Mane just to make Donstan own the L. I belittled his achievements, afcon win and if I can go lower than in "finishing" Mane I will cos any argument against Don.stan no need 'gentleman'. Now, will that define my thoughts that I hate Mane ordinarily? No, cos that's someone I even like and respect when talking about players. But context, the person I'm up against and the environment made me do that to Mane.

And that's how I believe we should look at it with Dayos case — context and environment.
Ask yourself,
Have Dayo instigated any tribal talks even subtly in sports section whenever we're discussing?
Have you seen him talk down on any Igbo person in sports section or make such tribal remarks unprovoked?
Even the posts that was brought out, was that an action or a reaction to a previous tribal slurs? Remember to always put in mind that in any diss, troll or argument, the law of "going lower" than the person you're up against always apply. While some might be tolerant, others can't.

So would I use that to judge Dayo? Personally I won't knowing the kind of environment that post was made and how both exchangers have a hell-bent on going "lower".

No wonder most people were surprised that he made such post.
Oasis has showed us the Koko that Akintola is Dayos grandmums or grandads brother. I actually searched "Akintola Raumdeuter" after that post and found that both Benjamin Adekunle and Akintola are his relatives, which means all those genocidal talks have been actualised. It is not my place to speak on long-held family beliefs but it is important that every human should learn to individualise people to prevent genocidal rhetoric and actions aimed at whole groups of people in payback for the actions of a few. That also goes for those of us who see all Fulani or Muslims as the same and spit hatred at whole groups of people.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:29pm On Jul 03, 2022
WhoDeyHause:
There's another ogbono soup thread on fp. grin.
Baba is just trolling now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:24pm On Jul 03, 2022
BlueAngel444:
Barcelona is very confused, they haven't completed any easy deals yet even with the recent injection of cash to their broke ass, yet they seek to sign bernado Silva for 90m huh
They want to burn their new loan quickly

I have never seen a club like this. It's like someone in debt about to have their house repossessed by the bank. They resort to selling furniture from inside the house to stay afloat, but instead of paying down their debt with the bank, they immediately go and blow the money on all-night champagne and booze.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:11pm On Jul 03, 2022
Oasis007:
cheesy

Jodera deserves to be knighted.
I'm waiting for part 2 of how the issue with Nihilist reignited.

That escalated quickly. Only thing I saw is Nihilist saying kofimoses is not a real Ghanaian, at which point Kofi admitted that he is actually Kweku the traveller and only visits Ghana once a year . . . . next thing Michael Buffer entered the ring with microphone. That must be the oddest start to a beef I have ever witnessed.

Jodera, please take it away with the commentary on part 2.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:04pm On Jul 03, 2022
Jodera:
Omooorrr... This was hotter than fayyaaa!!!

Where do I start from sef grin

Incase you missed the fight from the very beginning, lemme summarise then give my opinion grin

Raum.deuter Vs Don.jazet fight Origin — We all know that for every action there's equal and opposite reaction. Don J have been instigating this fight since the beginning of this thread (tho from carryover of Chelsea's thread). I remember when Emmy.nator asked dayo a question concerning tinubu and Donj told Emmy not to ask dayo anything that he's the wrongest person to ask. While dayo ignored that I think that sets the tone for this present violence. Then I remembered the subsequent ones. In this case, dayo opened an open interview saying anybody who wanted to be clear regarding why Tinubu (and later Atiku) can't make a good president should bring forward their questions and concerns and he'll answer them. Don j(with the help of klo.ppo) always makes it a point of duty to attack Dayo personality while asking questions. Even though Dayo warned them to desist from attacking his personality, saying that nobody have the monopoly of "vayolenzz", he still answered their question while ignoring the attacks. Yet the attacks was still forthcoming. This last incident happened in Chelsea thread before all post where wiped clean.
Then the vayolenzz proper occurred. It was still Don J who still instigated the flame by calling dayo some harsh names subtly without any attack from dayo which was then highly inflamed by Sean.k and that was where all hell was let loose —that's the violence you've been witnessing from the past two days grin.

Reason for Don J personal attacks on Dayo — Well two things. Because Dayo is a japa agendist who believes if you want a better living, japa from this country. This didn't sit well with Don j at first since he believed that Nigeria can still be salvaged. We'll keep this first reason at the back of your mind.
Second reason was because Dayo said he's supporting Tinubu. This extremely didn't go down to well with Don j especially as he sees anyone who supports Tinubu as an enemy of progress of this nation. Moreover Dayo mocks Obi and ridicule most of his achievements. This together with the first reason became the reason for the dislike of Dayo by Don j since he believes Dayo wants we Nigerians to suffer while dayo dey chill for America cheesy. So Don J went to work and started digging Dayos past. Seeing some of his past talking about extreme tribalism and love for Yoruba (plus Tinubu), that was the weapon Don J used personally to always attack Dayo.


Even though I want this to end as it's getting messier by the day, who am I to quench the vayolenzz cool
Amebo. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:39pm On Jul 03, 2022
It's like Nihilist was just waiting for this beef after DonJ gave him more punchline content with the airbrushing.

I want go do something. Someone should diligently screenshot so they can play us the tape if mods clean up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:35pm On Jul 03, 2022
Ibukzy:
Happy Sunday y'all
You will not make heaven
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 2:45pm On Jul 03, 2022
iamoyindamola:
Here we go!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 2:13pm On Jul 03, 2022
EmmanuelScott1:
This guy tho grin grin grin
grin grin grin

I talk am say that peace na just temporary ceasefire

Putin and Zelensky still dey learn work where DonJ dey
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 2:08pm On Jul 03, 2022
BlueRayDick:
grin grin grin

Una wàhálà to much for this thread.

Make I quickly go buy can stout dey use enjoy una cruise for Here.
On the afternoon of the Lord's day?

If you had to step up Jameson with monkey tail, wetin you go use step up stout?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:45pm On Jul 03, 2022
donjazetl:
It's as if I need to recap what I said earlier.

It is very hypocritical that you people are now congratulating izuchukwu for his endurance and persistent in the face of nigerias situation but the same lot of you were praising dayo for weaponizing poverty as a tool of mockery.

It exposes that there is a herdish mentality that is pervasive here.

I'm sure that if fellow "abroadians" like nihilistjnr, Ibime and afrodoc2 came out strongly against those hateful bile that very nasty and hateful bile that was exposed yesterday, many of you would then follow in that footstep to condemn the posts.

Only griffon, roland17 and blueraydick stood up to be counted. The rest of you hid your faces in silence and are now only coming out to show empathy after the abroadians started showing empathy, where was this concern yesterday?

Someone should tell me that there is no clanish mentality on display.
Rest aburo. How do you know I haven't been liking your posts all along calling out his tribalism. Is it everybody that will support a position that will be confrontational about it? It is immature to keep mentioning people unsolicited because they didn't carry matter for head as emotionally as you. Amoto94 said I didn't notice when you used a tribal slur at me once. That should tell you I don't give two fücks about tribal dïck measuring. I have said that England problem and Nigerian problem doesn't mix, I cannot hate a tribalist with the same passion as someone who may be denied a job opportunity because of tribalism. It has never affected me, anymore than an Oyinbo man will give two fücks about two Africans beating tribal drums. What Dayo said is abhorrent, I've said my piece and that's that.

Now you are saying niggas should step in about Dayo weaponising poverty. On top beef that does not concern them, where belligerents will use any advantage they have over their opponent. If he uses homophobic slur, should I step in to stop him weaponising sexuality, or if he calls you short, should I step in to condemn him weaponising height? If you are worth N10m and a billionaire calls you poor, don't you know there will be people with N1k in their account that might be supporting him, just like Davido can diss Wizkid or Burna boy over money and Nigerians that haven't eaten will be liking and sharing his tweet. cheesy

Face your beef and leave others out abeg. We will be liking and sharing according to the strength of the punchline, not according to moral guilt-tripping cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:20am On Jul 03, 2022
donjazetl:
Ibime, afrodoc2, pastor skimpledawg, popziano, obainojazz, oasis007.

All of you have shown empathy with izzuo based on his perseverance and hardship with Nigeria's unfavorable economic climate. Why did none of you call out raumdeuter when he weaponized the poverty tag just yesterday??

Why did none of you directly confront raumdeuter for his radical extremism.
All of you could see the extreme hate on display by raumdeuter in those posts revealed, how could you all afford to be silent? Now what motivates your show of empathy, is it because this same black Hitler has now led the calls to empathize with izzuo?

Are we all in a cult that I wasn't aware of??
You have to learn to operate with maturity and emotional balance. Don't drag others into your beef. Below will be my final say on the matter

Ibime:
While most of those posts can be seen as banter or tongue-in-cheek, the Benjamin Adekunle post was most grevious
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Ibime(m):
Before you ask, is it time to buy, keep in mind that a bear market typically lasts for 2 years from peak to bottom. That means we are not yet at the bottom going by antecedent. Pull up the chart for the S&P500 for 1989 to 1992, 2000 to 2002 and 2008 to 2010 and confirm for yourself..I have highlighted them below.

My strategy remains to short resistance at extremely low leverage, and not do any buying or longing. Since crypto futures trading is banned in my country of residence, I have been doing this on the Nasdaq100 at 5x leverage for the last two months. That leverage is purposeful because it rules out the risk of being margin-called. The returns are not amazing, about 10% per month but are in line with my goals to preserve capital as first goal and to double my capital over the next two years as my second goal. I plan to return to buying crypto sometime in late 2023 or 2024.

The nature of a bear market is such that price drops suddenly on bad news and then will hold a level for a while without breaking through any resistance, and will either slowly unwind down or breakdown suddenly at the next bad news. For the Nasdaq100 currently, I set ladder shorts at every hundred points from 11,600 to 12,200. Price will never break above 13,300 in this market which is what it will take for me to get margin-called at 5x. I like predictability, and Nasdaq is the most predictable asset class because it is full of speculative stocks which got overvalued the most from the zero interest rate environment of the pandemic, and it has no petroleum or commodity selling companies whose value goes up with war, and could buck the general downward trend. Almost every company in Nasdaq will be going down, and it fits perfectly the "trend is your friend" approach.

For Bitcoin, I see us playing the $18k to $22k level for a while and then breaking down to the next zone. If you are swing trading, it is always safer to short from the $20.5k to $22k level than to long from the $18 to $19k level, ensuring you keep a leverage that will not get you stopped till $26k. Even at that, using not more than 20% of capital at any time. I would never long this market. It's just safer. Now is not the time to get rich but to make small steps of progress in increasing your trading funds, so you have more capital ready for the next bull market.

One more thing to bear in mind is that crypto has never been part of a macro-bear. The general stockmarket and economy has been on an uptrend since 2010 when Bitcoin came into being. All Bitcoin bear markets have been local to crypto, not the general economy. This is the first time Crypto will go through a bear caused by macro-economic conditions outside of Crypto.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:45pm On Jul 02, 2022
BlueMann:
Dembele close to agreeing a new contract with Barka, who also have their eyes on Kounde and Koulibaly.

These people want to singlehandedly ruin our window. cheesy
Have they registered Kessie and Chris yet?

I thought they were some hundreds of millions off their salary threshold to register new players. Diaris God oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:21pm On Jul 02, 2022
Itsrm:
Look at the wife's face. It's in line with the caption cheesy
grin grin grin

Man is truly the head of his household cos she's still standing there obediently despite vexation
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:21pm On Jul 02, 2022
I think Oga Seun frequent visits to this thread has unearthed his dark sense of humour. . . . .Top of Nairaland page. . . thread on how to cook Ogbono soup. . . Google can now rest. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/7207811/ogbono-soup-step-step-pics
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:15pm On Jul 02, 2022
Khayceeofficial:
Dedication wey Papa dhe wear gloves grin
Michael Jackson tings cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:07pm On Jul 02, 2022
izzou:
grin grin grin grin

[color=royalblue]I have this feeling he planned it.

That's if it's true oh[/color]
Another angle could be that this is a baby dedication (though the wife wore her wedding dress again due to sapa) and a mischievous blogger twisted the story
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:42pm On Jul 02, 2022
This nigga smiling through his L like a gee

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:51am On Jul 02, 2022
kingBolton:
Own goal in the middle of a brawl?
You will not make heaven
Family › Re: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by Ibime(m): 11:18pm On Jul 01, 2022
JovialJune:
Smh!!! Someone decided to appreciate your kind gesture by assisting you with house chores knowing your wife is not around, and all your mind went to is sex? What is wrong with some of you men sef? Must your thoughts always be what is between your legs?

If you know you are sex starved and can't control yourself when she comes, tell her off straight, don't assume and accuse her baselessly, na church mind she wan use help you.
To avoid drama, he better not let her come to the house even if her intention is pure, cos you don't know how his friend will interpret it. Aside the possible sexual allegations that could arise from his friend, it is disrespectful to a friend to allow his wife become a househelp just because you have financial leverage. As long as his friend hasn't spoken on the matter, the answer is a polite NO.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:39pm On Jul 01, 2022
BlueRayDick:
I

Another illegal drink not named monkey tail
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:19pm On Jul 01, 2022
BlueRayDick:
Bros, for Lagos before u enter bar/club dey drink Jameson man pikin Don drink some kind things wey person no go fit talk the name for Here.

So the coke and Jameson na just backup Highness o
Monkey tail?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:58pm On Jul 01, 2022
nihilistjnr:
Omo hope space dey, make I don join you with my Bushmills
Senior men that drink with no mixer. I greet you my comrade

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