₦airaland Forum

Silentgroper:
. Yet having cancers do rampant in theirs . ... I think I'd take malaria over cancer.

How many Nigerians do you think die of cancer without diagnosis. You just hear say pesin sick, belle swell, unknown illness etc

Jackson deal has collapsed

Bad decision from Chelsea board

As bad as the decision not to sell Nkunku to Bayern in January

It looks like Newcastle and Villa have removed themselves from top 5 reckoning with Spurs most likely to replace them

Chelsea position in top 5 more secure

fredoooooo:
Imagine.. take it to your people .. why must you try it with others ...
And the hypocrites world will keep quiet about it

His people have wiped out malaria carrying mosquitoes using similar technologies and methods

They should allow Jackson go, he dey like who go spoil dressing room

Waiting for that woman Enzo5 to come and start blaming Caicedo or trolling Vitinha in defence of "the best midfielder in the world".

FBS:
abegi. OK he gave the wrong pass like he is the first player to do so? My take is that the entire midfield ain't working for now and this is not down to just 1 player.

You done come again. Na so you carry short hands Kepa matter for head, where Kepa dey now?

Ghost worker doing his usual ghost worker things

Anybody wey support that guy knows nothing about midfield work

Emaprince:
It would have been better this man bring in santos instead of george.

Push JP to 9 and Enzo behind him. Our game for set and the midfield compact.

But this george is literally missing. Enzo as usualy have been short one playing deep. Smh

We have turned to Brighton

So many fake wingers uptop and midfield just open

andrewbaba44:
Bayern might not pay sha

Bayern will never pay that fee

The 15m.is all we get and hopefully he does well enough for someone else to bring 50m next summer

monerozi5590:
You mean Ebanga is a threat despite those videos! Nah! His public image is destroyed already.

Good logic. I no reason go that side

Some Paper tigers are already begging for favours and Gameweek hasn't even started

Bimmarlykay:
The spouse of those he had fun with wouldn't let it slide,knew it would come to this.

KOK.😁

They don't matter

What matters is Presidents son who is clearing out all political opponents even his own brother so he can inherit the Presidency. Ebanga is the Presidents nephew

Gucciboy:
facundo buonanotte. is the name,l knew Chelsea will go for a low key signing.

5 epl goals>>>>>10 bundesliga goals

Another left footed winger/ACM?

He was a good player but Van Nistelrooy messed him up

Where will he play with Neto and Estevao on his wing

All this means is we have to stomach Ghost worker in the CM position because Palmer and Buonanote will play AM

BlueMann:
Lavia still injured and not expected back even after the int'l break

The worst part is I don't even know when or how he got the injury. I don't even remember what the injury is. I just know he's been out.

Na that Benfica match that was thunderstorm delayed. Baba body pack up

Mourinho should just retire at this point.

MorataFC:
10,000 steps will give you nothing less than 7km unless those steps are for children

You may be right, na AI give me that stats

PDPGuy:
Yes, the 64-page passport lasts 10 years, whilst the 32-page passport lasts for 5 years

I didn't know that, maybe I will renew mine for the 10 year one.

Amigoss:
Naija sun? Anything past 11,Na sun burn

Iamoyindamola no fit black pass him be already

Kimbeast:
Would you prefer to trek under a hot sun if you had the means for transport? I don't think so.

Natural Vitamin D, na hot sun waka wey sweet pass

Akinlot:
The other day when Iamoyindamola said he trekked during cash scarcity and almost passed out, I checked the distance he trekked and was laughing.

I try to hit an average of 15k steps daily which usually comes to a distance of 10km. This is how far I've gone this month.

No mind that paper tiger iamoyindamola. Same thing when I'm back home, my cousin won't even want to walk to Junction to buy Suya or whatever, she must hail.Okada, I'm like let's just walk. I also aim for 15k steps but once I hit 10k I'm happy, except on days I go gym. I can drop below or when I'm not wearing my smartwatch. I trekked about 35 kilometres last week according to this, so average of 5 kilometres per day. I try to get 5k steps every lunchbreak when I'm in the office which is 3 times a week, then I make up the rest later.

This thread made me laugh. The guy said he walks 2km per day and is worried the trekking will affect him in old age.

How Nigerians consider 2km trekking always makes me laugh. 4km trekking (10,000 steps) is the recommended daily steps and most people I know here cover that everyday and even up to 6km

https://www.nairaland.com/8507851/trek-alot-should-worried-old

PDPGuy:
Effective from September 1, the official cost of the 32-page passport will be N100,000, while that of the 64-page passport will cost N200,000

Which kain passport go cost pass minimum wage?🙆🏽‍♂️

What's the difference between 32 page and 64 page? Does 64 page last 10 years cos this Naija passport wey dey only last 5 years me be am at all

BlueRayDick:
I dey always like this kind thing . I like how nature dey always 4ck with people like him who would note be grateful for having kids irrespective of gender and instead they will be looking for wetin no lost all in the name of trying to give birth to a specific gender.

When some people are looking for just one child after years of marriage to no avail, some yeye people will be saying they must born boy like say girl child is lesser of a child than a boy child

In this modern age, a girl child is better than a boy sef, less stress and less wahala especially in abroad society where girls are achieving academically and many boys are wannabe gangsters. I even forgot to add that one of his twin sisters already had twins so he should have known the risk was there

chrisooblog:
Apam as well played in Ligue 1.

Apams nephew is Lesley Ugochukwu from his sister he brought to France when he was playing there. So las las Apam done dey sorted

Emaprince:


Omo tha last line is too funny.

He cant come and kill himself

Oh boy, you gast drop that Naija pride when it comes to these matters

Na so another of my guy already had 1 boy and 1 girl, he said a Naija man must have 2 boys to carry his name in case of incasity so he is trying for one more. Knowing he has high incidence of twins in his family (his sisters are twins), na so he go fire again, born twin girls. Bills want kill am as we speak

Bluelines69:
How does a manager not watch pens, i like this guy but Omo that’s cowardice that’s never been seen

Against Grimsby of all teams not even UCL knockout. Such bad optics from him

Onana na shameless keeper

BWAHAHAHAHA

Amorim na shameless manager, he dey hide for penalties for common Grimsby

BlueRayDick:
Na Africans dey born anyhow na due to some of our cultures ; the rest of the world don't give birth as much as Africans do.
There are even people in the west and Asia who decide they don't want to have kids. In Africa, having kids is like one of the things we prioritize

When they knack you £3k per month for nursery fees for 2 children in UK, your church mind will tell you to hang boot. On top that your wife will lose a years earnings each time. We haven't calculated uni fees, bigger house etc. it is fair to say each child puts a responsibility of £100k to £250k on their parents head (if their parents are middle class working parents and not relying on Govt to take care of their children). It is those without work and on benefits that you see borning 4+ children here. Two is the norm. I and 3 of my siblings all have 2 each with no exceptions. My brother in-law an Ogoni man born 2 girls with my sister, when I asked him if he won't go for boy, that's when he became a feminist saying each of his girls is worth 2 boys each

BlueRayDick:
U mean two uncut turkey wings per meal? And you think that's what he's referring to when he said "cheap 15k pot of soup"?

See this Ur attempt at renovation is not renovating at all.

Somebody claimed he eats at home often because it is cheap to do so and further claim the cheap pot of soup is 15k. I hope u know even at eateries the two pieces of big turkey is even cheaper than 15k Sha?

If a pot of soup is 15k and the soup is meant to be cheap ; trust me a single man that is not a glutton won't finish it within 24 hours.

Calm down, Elder may be only eating Fisherman (Rivers Native) soup

Calculate Crabs, prawns, Ngolo, Clams, mussels periwinkles and fish inside Elder pot