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BlueRayDick:
Just leave Theflint1, make he dey conjure different "kanipe" analysis to defend someone that was clearly trying to impress the house with his hyperbolic claims.

Elder problem is he tried to talk down on Swiz123 for no reason

Theflint1 Mathematics is not far off but the question is whether it's a daily occurrence for Elder

swiz123:
Hilda Baci plans to cook on 6 by 6 meters pot to break the record of biggest jollof rice ever made.

I am interested to see the size of the team that will do the cooking so I can tag is a glorified burial rice.

I wan see how she wan take turn rice inside the pot.

It will be turned mechanically obviously

BlueRayDick:

Yeeeee! 🙆🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/GVKE1FxOUn

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) August 25, 2025

Somebody said this is child abuse, but make Una no vex I Don laugh enter gutter 😂

donjazzet:
Ibime how you doing man? Would like to pick your brains on an issue related to your field of expertise. Please can I reach you via email?

No P. I have responded

Persia no get levels at all

https://www.nairaland.com/8506051/australia-expels-iran-ambassador-over

I use my own hand defeat myself against Emaprince

If I had just left it and not deployed free hit, I would have defeated him with 1 point

airmark:
When there was Govt bond of 18% early this year and I was alerted by my registrar.

Make I become billionaire like Ibime lasan I have 4 investments to make and I will relocate to Naija and establish my football academy.

18% on Naira

airmark:
If Oliseh in his $1m house, lives in trenches then where do you, Raumdeuter and other billionaires live?

Trenches the minute we stop earning.

One man mansion is another mans trench

Fabrice Muamba drives to gym in VW Golf 2022 plate. For him that is a trench, for me I wouldn't even care.

monerozi5590:
Musa has so many investment oh. The guy really try.

Musa collected £100k per week from Leicester so it will take a lot to bring him to his knees

But Musa na typical aboki, all his investments are in Nigeria

As far as I am concerned, all those investments (in Nigeria) are suboptimal investments and the same mistakes made by his predecessors that all returned to trenches such as Yekini, Oruma etc. He is lucky he can lose a lot and still be alright, but his investments no be am at all

airmark:
If i have $1m today i can never go broke or live in the trenches like Ibime erroneously believes.

Go and watch Oliseh videos he regularly uploads to YouTube. Oliseh hasn't painted or upgraded that house or that room he streams from in decades.

You think Oliseh does not/did not have $1m

First, as a footballer, your house will be worth $1m. Even if you downgrade, you go downgrade to $500k, then only $500k will be generating income for you.

I'm sure Oliseh house is worth $1m easy, at worst $500k but he doesn't have much else to generate income for him. Na abroad trenches be that.

LordAdam16:
$1m generating $50K per month risk-free?
Share update!

-Lord

Airmark think say na MMM we dey talk

airmark:
Boniface's yearly income is $2m+.

It's $800k after tax

BlueRayDiick:
Taribo earned that much at the peak of his footballing career but each time ex-footballers are lamenting about "neglect" from FG he's always at the forefront.

He's always giving the vibe of someone who didn't make much and need the benevolence of the government enjoy life after retirement. Only God knows what he did with how own money Sha ; I mean he even had to start a church.

Taribo earning period in Milan was only 5 years

He never landed the big contract, was still proving himself in Inter when they booted him to AC

Same thing with all those Amuneke them, injury struck him before he got better contract

TemporaryHansel:
That's like #80m monthly, meanwhile his mates like osimhen earn over #300m monthly..

Osimhen is taking home circa N2bln monthly. Turkey tax rate is 20% for footballers

Osimhen can never return to trenches even Monaco, Mayfair or Marthas Vineyard trenches

yewit37486:
If he was so frugal, I wonder why he's had to resort to advertising for betting companies. He made his money from hard work and making use of his talents, but is promoting a destructive act like betting to the youths just for the monetary gains.

Okocha does not chest the same bills as your average Nigerian footballer living in Nigeria. Okocha is chesting private school bills and abroad homes in exclusive areas for his children in London. He still needs to collect

airmark:
This thing na lie.

If you fix like €600,000 i.e #1bn after retiring, wetin you wan spend per month and why you go return to trenches?

Trenches abroad is not like trenches in Nigeria.

What will N1bln do for you abroad

All those Sunday Oliseh, Babayaro etc are in trenches abroad as we speak

If Boniface career quench after his current Leverkusen contract he will have an upper middle class lifestyle abroad..If he does footballer expenses on that same earnings he will end up in abroad trenches like Oliseh them. He can never return to Nigerian trenches like Babangida, Oruma, Rufa and Yekini them

BlueRayDick:
I doubt Boniface and his friend Osimehn can emulate the frugality credited to Okocha in his playing days and even now that he's retired.

Boniface and his friend seem to be about the social media life , gifting their "fans" at random, paying influencers and sponsoring trips of their influencer friends to stay relevant in the social media space, etc. Whether the aggregate of these social spendings will have a significant impact on their purse in the long run; only time will tell.

Osimhen has plenty room to flex. He is on ten times Boniface salary. Osimhen cannot return to trenches at all plus he is said to be quite "stingy"

Amigoss:
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Trenches,how?

Lambo, Bentayga, Rolls Royce and Private Jet lifestyle will return Boniface to the trenches on his current career earnings but is enough for the average modest man to retire comfortably

At the expiry of his Leverkusen contract, Boniface would have earned circa £4m after tax from football. £3m is the number I set as a comfortable retirement number for an average modest man if the £3m yields 5% per annum from investments (property, fixed income etc)

But a typical footballer will blow most of that £4m Boniface earnings just due to peer pressure (Cars, Private Jet trips etc) and will live in a £2m house at least so the money isn't earning returns. So Boniface needs the big contract next. He can't be stuck on this Leverkusen contract level.

Boniface hasn't landed his major life changing contract yet

He should be very careful and lock in

It only takes one large 5 year contract from Saudi and now is the time to lock it in, then he can play after the ink is dry

At the level he's operating at (£800k per year after tax), he can still return to the trenches after football

Emaprince:
Grealish to Ndiaye...its a goal

Munioz to Sar.....and its a goal.

Ibime, time to pack it up.

We have to dash you 3 points now so you won't disgrace us by carrying the table come season end

Felicia should get his remote worker to attend to him by phone and stop calling mens names all day

Saint99:
But God is wonderful, the parents of these kids are looking healthy and well-fed

Believe Pallywood propaganda at your peril

Parents are obese, children are starving

One brother is fat, his sibling is malnourished

Them go package sick children as famine victims

My normal team would have had 39 points with 3 players to go

My free hit team will have 25 points with 3 player to go

Fatigue, na you do this one!

Lampard boys flogging QPR 7-0

Griffon:
I never see that crocodile today

Calma. Gameweek just start

Omo this free hit no dey yield fruit so far at all

My 2 spuds defenders wey I comot sef want haul plus João Pedro wey I comot

Unlimited22:
All them Gray and Bergvall na when then dey play Burnley and Leeds

Exactly

With Richarlison pressing life out of you upfront

It was after Gray for Palhinha, Solanke for Richarlison and Tel for Kudus subs that they lost that PSG game. Thomas Frank no go ever repeat that mistake again

Spuds no come play this season

Once them play big teams, you go see Palhinha, Bentancur and Sarr combo and you know say dem go lock up. Na small games wey all those small boys go return to their midfield

Ibime:
Caicedo is the one doing all the work in Chelsea, travelling to South America every International break same as Enzo but na always rest dem dey use excuse Enzo

When a nucca has been needing rest for the last 3 years, it's time to admit he's physically deficient for the midfield role

To add to this, MacAlliister who plays same International schedule as Enzo plus midweek European football (that Enzo has not played for 2 years) is out here running like Energiser bunny

But it's Enzo that needs break despite just returning from 1 month holiday

Every year we keep hearing how Enzo needs a break. Enzo doesn't need break. He cannot run and will never be able to run nor be an effective CM in the EPL

Ihebu4chelsea:
Una sure say this Gittens go work? I never see anything ooo

Na same money dem use sign Marmoush and Reijnders oh

Let's just pray for the lad cos he looks like a clumsy heavy first touch winger that relies on physicality, I'm hoping it's nerves

His first touch is almost making me miss Jaydon Sancho cos at least if Jaydon doesn't score any goals, his first touch dey sweet for eye

Caicedo is the one doing all the work in Chelsea, travelling to South America every International break same as Enzo but na always rest dem dey use excuse Enzo

When a nucca has been needing rest for the last 3 years, it's time to admit he's physically deficient for the midfield role

swiz123:
That midfield is just empty. Enzo have been horrible, honestly.

Enzo fans discussing defence, thinking we don't have eyes