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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:21pm On Mar 10, 2019
gensteejay:
He was?!! He just recovered from another ghastly road accident he was involved in sometime last year
I'm telling you. His Facebook post yesterday struck me as odd for Prof to be quoting Bible verse about even if he disappears into the deep, Gods arms are still around him
Travel › Re: Professor Pius Adesanmi Dies In Ethiopia Airlines Plane Crash - John O. Oba by Ibime(m): 7:11pm On Mar 10, 2019
Confirmed by Dele Momodu and Omoyele Sowore


O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:10pm On Mar 10, 2019
I cannot believe Prof Pius Adesanmi was on that Ethiopian flight. This is so tragic.

O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
Travel › Re: Professor Pius Adesanmi Dies In Ethiopia Airlines Plane Crash - John O. Oba by Ibime(m): 6:56pm On Mar 10, 2019
I hope this is false. Not our good Prof please.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:35pm On Mar 10, 2019
Sarri should be bringing on Giroud to occupy the Wolves back3 with 2 strikers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:28pm On Mar 10, 2019
See the pregnant striker Sarri insisted on when Piatek was there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:21pm On Mar 10, 2019
Why the fùck does Hazard take our corners? That guy cannot even cross road.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:19pm On Mar 10, 2019
SMH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:57pm On Mar 10, 2019
DExponential:
Emerson don seal the LB spot
More a case of Alonso lost it, cos Emerson has been very poor the last couple games.
Politics › Re: Sowore's Party, AAC Records Massive Wins Over PDP In Two Rivers LGAs by Ibime(m): 11:25am On Mar 10, 2019
amaniro:
There are many local government in Rivers. You must not win all. Congrats to His Excellency Nyesom Ezenwo Wike
The ones declared so far are from Wikes home base.

Amaechi is rigging to sege.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2018/2019 by Ibime(m): 7:57pm On Mar 09, 2019
When your FPL opponent captained Sterling and you don't even have him, you might as well put your hands up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:48pm On Mar 07, 2019
Hudson Odoi

3-0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:23pm On Mar 07, 2019
Willy Willy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:00pm On Mar 07, 2019
raumdeuter:
Not everyone is a debtor like you.

If I am owing him, i will pay,
That's what I like to hear. Come lemme tickle you small.


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:58pm On Mar 07, 2019
homesteady:
Ibime please how can I send you a mail?
Drop yours here and I'll email you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 1:29pm On Mar 07, 2019
Hold this L

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:29am On Mar 07, 2019
eph12:
That will be four English teams in the quarter finals. I wont be surprised if two are paired against each other
4 English teams plus Ajax and Porto, Barca and Atleti.

It could be an English year especially if 2 of the English teams draw Ajax and Porto
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 7:35am On Mar 07, 2019
Congratulations all. Unbelievable result.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:10pm On Mar 06, 2019
SkimpleD:
ibime, I read through your submission on MFM as a church and it’s aversion towards medical practice, and I can tell you for free that it is all lies and down to ignorance like one person posited up there.

I’m a Youth Pastor in MFM and have been with the church since 12 years now. All Regions and zones down to branches of the MFM has a Medical Unit/Group headed by medical doctors/health practitioners that caters for sickness and health related issues within the church and it’s members. Health issues are also referred to hospitals when the church unit cannot handle it.

Aside my region In Portharcourt here I reside, I have been to Warri MidWest region 1 where I served during NYSC, Umuahia Region in Abia State where I schooled, and other regions as well as Zones of the MFM where I go for ministrations have medical units as well as clinics that attends to health matters.

I was sincerely shocked by what you wrote up there. Even the General Overseer DK Olukoya preaches healthy living as well as the power of God to heal.

So, when we pray for you say you have headache, we also refer you to the regional medical clinic for further medications. If it remains same, that person is referred to a reputable hospital.

No mfm member would deny medications due to what was preached on the altar. It’s not our thing.
When you go for prayers and the pastor says "you are healed" is that not deception of the highest order? A good percentage of your church members will go away and take that as final.

All this one you are typing is just church PR. We know a good percentage of your congregation will die the matter after pastor says they are healed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:45pm On Mar 06, 2019
airmark:
Ignorance in any facet of life, makes one sound foolish.

I'm a christian and i believe no juju will work on me, but i won't be stupid to say it doesn't exist and foolishly go on a challenge.

Necromancy, voodoo, sorcery, juju, name it, have been existing before you and i were born, whether you like it or not. It's even documented in several verses in the holy book, so i don't know what you are talking about.
If any JUJU man can prove his work, he should put it on video and I guarantee you he will have more followers than our pastors in Nigeria.

There are billions of videos on YouTube. Kindly pull up one Juju video for me. Abi Juju dey fear camera?

It's like Juju people no like money. They have all this power and dem no want capitalise.

I don't believe in the Bible and I don't believe in Juju in Moses time. There were conmen then too. Until someone can convince me how Noah fit every species of animal into a boat, you can keep that line of argument to yourself. I believe in a creator but I follow no religious book.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:14pm On Mar 06, 2019
diggz:
God gave everyone brain....how you choose to use or not use it..is down to each individual and we are responsible for the outcomes.

In the cases above...your people failed to use the brain God gave them...and the outcome is their sole responsibility not the church or pastor
What you failed to recognise is it is their business model to keep people ignorant. To keep people coming to them with their problems rather than seeking professional help because that is how they get money through tithes and blessings. Every message they preach is to indoctrinate these people into this way of thinking.

That's why large number of mumu come from their members in their churches. If they keep producing mumu, then obviously the problem is in their message.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:10pm On Mar 06, 2019
diggz:
This is totally incorrect. How did you come about this? I think it is unfair to generalize in the manner you have done. I am a Christian and I am yet to witness a pastor who will ask you not to seek medical advice when you need one.

Abi e get were mountain of fire overseer ask him members not to seek medical advice when dem need one? Cc SkimpleD elrony
Are you an MFM member?

I have a family friend right now suffering from Schizophrenia and the mum is a conc MFM. Her family don't even give her money anymore despite her poverty cos she will just dash the money to MFM. She will keep encouraging the boy not to take his drugs which keep him sane that God will deliver him as per MFM influence, and whenever she push too hard on bringing him for prayers and put pressure on him to stop his meds, the boy will relapse and end up back in psych ward.

I also have a friend who goes to one of our popular new age bubbling churches that would be considered quite a progressive church by Nigerian standards. His baby was born with hydrocephalus where there is a leak of water in the brain and the head starts swelling. As the water increases, it will fill the head and push the brain back and squash it. Any delay in treatment to shunt the water out will cause the baby to be disabled and become a vegetable. Instead of my guy to immediately start raising funds for operation to prevent his baby becoming disabled, he launched into prayer mode. He finally approached me 6 months later when the baby's head has grown to the size of his own head. I already knew the baby would be disabled by that stage as he kept telling me how he believes God for breakthrough. It was with a heavy heart I sent him funds for the operation already knowing the baby would be disabled but just to save the baby's life. No one will tell him this but leaning on religion rather than taking prompt action caused him to deny his child any quality of life whatsoever, while his church people were busy encouraging him in prayer and telling him God will make a way. I dare say, if he was in a different and more enlightened circle of friends, his baby would be alright today. 2 years later, the boy cannot say 1 word.

Not every instance will these people explicitly decry medical care, but they will program you to rely on God first, come for prayers etc which is fatal in many instances. Most times, only after the matter done pass them, will they default to Medical care which can be too late. This is all part of the ignorance and backwardness they contribute to our society.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:16am On Mar 06, 2019
airmark:
No, I don't do jazz.

That mountain of fire ministry's pastors believe in demons, doesn't make them demonic.
Yet they are the ones that will drive divisions within families telling you your brother or sister has evil spirit and to pray against them or estrange yourself from them. They turn father's against children, make mothers ignore medical advice and come for prayer instead of going to Doctor, endangering peoples lives everyday. They and Juju people are two sides of the same coin reinforcing each other in backwardness and stupidity.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:36am On Mar 06, 2019
airmark:
Go to Ogbomosho and boast openly that there's no juju and challenge people to come and test their amulets on you and if it works you give out $10k.

Even Dayo will make contact to his people that a maga is around.
You are a potential candidate for pant stealing if you were in Naija
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:56am On Mar 06, 2019
Thecassanova:
It’s so sad to read angry

https://www.nairaland.com/5062172/lady-burnt-ilesha-osun-stealing
Hence I said this.

Ibime:
Any Nigerian that went to school and still believes in Juju should be wiped off the face of the Earth. They are our problem in that country. Spits.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:34pm On Mar 05, 2019
chrisley024:
I don't think any Gk would save that
You must be joking. That shot is saved 90% of the time with proper positioning.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:32pm On Mar 05, 2019
Hahahahaha. Courtois chopping it. How does he concede from there?

The basket will soon be sent on loan to Cercle Brugge
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:24pm On Mar 05, 2019
Madrid want do ojoro through VAR. God pass them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:42pm On Mar 05, 2019
chic2pimp:
Not quite 175. 128M I believe. Meanwhile Ronaldo has 157M. He is definitely in the wrong profession. He'll be raking it in bigtime if He were to quit footy this very moment and venture into the business of Panty abi Boxer selling.
Men are not as fickle as women jare.

Me buy Cristiano boxers when FF&F never finish? Tufia.

The day I knew Kardashians were making money was 6 years ago when we had one young receptionist at my workplace. She worshipped them people and does everything to buy the fashion items they rock with. She even said she was planning to get butt implants same as them. One day, the Engineer even found corsets in her draw complete with the metal rods on the side for shrinking her waist. We laugh ehn. But her body been set die sha. I later heard she used the CEO personal credit card to keep up with the Kardashians after I transferred to Manchester and got the sack as a result.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:23pm On Mar 05, 2019
BTW, Ajax leading Madrid 2-0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:23pm On Mar 05, 2019
nihilistjnr:
All from a sextape.


And RayJ still dey sell bicycle grin

This life is just...
What of Tyga? If he saw that Kylie would become a billionaire, he for loyal. That her new boyfriend Travis Scott don even delete him Instagram in a bid to stay loyal.

With over 175m followers on Instagram who buy her cosmetics like pure water, she will surely touch $20bln like all those L'Oreal people and other cosmetic and fashion designers that became multi-billionaires
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:08pm On Mar 05, 2019
Kylie Jenner is true true a billionaire at 21?

Chei. I don suffer.

On another note, Kim Kardashian wey I dey laugh anytime babes dey watch her show has made all her family multimillionaires in their own right, and even produced a billionaire.

Chei!

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