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sinaj:
You need to snatch an English teacher not people's husband

But do you know who used you tho? Because that person should not be allowed to live. He had just cost me a lot of money



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mhizv:
okay,well-done... Just giving my opinion.

Being faithful in marriage is obviously a joke to many women these days



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I was planning to use yours but the babalowo told me that they have used you already



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mhizv:
These days they don't need to sleep with you.

I have a friend into yahoo, in his words "" babe nor try am follow any boy wei u meet for abk,esp if I'm get money"" "" if dem invite u for party,nor go..them go collect your luck without touching you sef""

Its real,its happening!! But girls won't learn. Even after reading this..

If not for children (procreation), I would advise everyman I know NOT to get married at all. It isn't worth it.

Most of us (men) can live without sex.



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Wo(e)men! Their actions don't surprise me any more.

What kinda pictures is she sending him? NUDES??


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morgan844:
Heart Broken I Feel Cheated Despite Showing Her So Much Love

My wife still communicate and send picture to her former boy friend. even after i have warned her


This year March, I traveled outside Nigeria to look for greener pastures and I came back home by December I and my family was happy until when I saw I love message she has always sent to a certain man and i was angry. I questioned her. she said she was joking with the man and I told her that I am not happy about it. She promised not to do it again, I was able to read her message because we exchanged our phone and her messenger was in my phone.

Some days after, when I was ready to go back to my base, we prepared and she accompanied me to the park where i boarded a vehicle to Lagos and she went back home, while I was in the vehicle I notice a message from the messenger it was I love message from the guy and my wife responded the she love her to and they communicated and exchanged pictures.

I am heart broken I never knew that she could continue cheating on me. I asked her who was the guy she is charting with she told me that he is a colleague that he is making some inquiry. My wife lied to me. Before I could take the screenshot she has deleted the messages. I want to divorce her for this but we have 3 kids they are very young 6, 4 and 2 years how will this kids cope?

KPOM! You've said it all. Let's hope that his uncle figures it out and divorce her cheating ass



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MhizzAJ:
It's quite difficult for a promiscuous woman to change

I'm very sure your uncle will figure it out with time

Even if his uncle is impotent, that doesn't give her the license to betray her marriage vows! Is anything sacred anymore, eh
If she's tired of the "unfruitful" marriage then she can ask for a divorce or else she can discuss adoption with him. There's absolutely NO excuse for adultery. ZERO!


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kimbraa:
11yrs of marriage without a child and she's cheating on him now. Could be that your uncle is impotent, and she's desperate to get pregnant by any means possible.

That's why I call them wo(e)men. Some wo(e)men are evil and they can destroy a man. Fellas, beware of them!

Bro, since he's your uncle, I will advise you not to intervene. Marriage is a complicated business. I have learned not to intervene in anybody's marriage. If he's your maternal brother, I would probably advise you otherwise; but in this case you gotta steer clear. The truth has a way of coming out in the end.


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ojjp:
Happy new year nairalanders!
My uncle got married about 11 years ago to a lady who was a 'bad girl' but pretended at that time to be a changed person. 10 years after the wedding till now, no child.
Right now, she is going wild after men and the evidence is clear.
What could be her problem?
Could it be the delay in child birth, or something else?
How do i tell my uncle because he doesnt have a clue on this stuff. I really want to tell him but which approach do i use please?
I need help.

If you don't like being "sexualized" then don't post no freaking sexualized photos on the world wide web!!


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LuvU2:
The man hs no choice than to respect her every word. We all ve principles. Not everyone likes being sexualised.

KC can definitely start for Everton, since they have no recognizable striker. Let's hope the rumor pans out.


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AIG07:
good news? Then How?

No worries, I will invite you to my palace soon. Then you can confirm that for yourself


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AIG07:
His Majesty Bawo? Who crowned you Chief? Hahaha... Hehehe(make I laugh like Forgiveness).

Haha. Omo, you don kolo finis.


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Icon4s:
Sha no go sh!t for church come take Bible clean bombom make dem no go say na me.

What's that


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amiibaby:
Funbat A works

Hello khiaa! Wishing you and your family a most blessed 2018!!



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khiaa:
Have you been here before? Are you in Nigeria?

Oh, I see. Hopefully, we can hear something definitive before the end of the weekend.


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tbaba1234:
I have not heard of that.

My sources are saying that Everton (Big Sam Alladyce) is making enquires about Kelechi Iheanacho.
Good news, if it pans out!!

tbaba1234, please can you confirm? Are you getting the same info from your sources??


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Look at this one? She didn't even vote for her boyfriend in any category!

Women sef


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safarigirl:
1. Most Controversial- Forgiveness

2. Most Interactive- Mujtahida

3. Most Intelligent- Mujtahida

4. Most Resourceful- TheGoodJoe

5. Most Respectful- Daninya11

6. Most Consistent- tbaba1234

7. Best Sense Of Humor- Humor is lost on this thread to most

8. Most Critical- Komekn

9. Nicest Poster- Kog45

10. Most Influential- Icon4s

11. People's favorite- Joebie (agree with everybody and agree with nobody)

12. Best friends- Komekn and Forgiveness

13.Top Dramatic Topics- Kelechi Iheanacho, Foreign Borns( UK Specifically), EPL vs Other Leagues.

No worries, bro. We're twin brother .... so it's OK if they get us mixed up, sometimes


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Icon4s:
I hope you are not getting my moniker mixed up?

Icon4s and 79 are two different people o.

Welcome back, bro! You were missed. And like elyte89 said, Go and sin no more

And by the way, does anyone know how I could change my moniker by myself? I have asked the moderators several times to change my moniker to His_Majesty, but they don't wanna play ball. And I don't wanna create brand new moniker


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TheSuperNerd:
*Home again?* *Why are the lights still out? where is everyone?*

*walks in with a torchlight and goes to nearest switch to turn on the lights*


First of all, before anything else, I just wanna apologise to the family of this thread for my long absence no thanks to the big issue of last time. Truth is, I should have made my return after we beat ARGENTINA in that top class friendly but I couldn't because I was so caught up in the business end of my scholarship studies for the year ending period of 2017. Aside that also, I was so locked up in some project plans and some more engagements. I just couldn't make out time for Socials anymore.

Thing is, I'm pass that dark issue now and I am back to say "It was a pleasure walking with several of you in 2017, I know the value of life and what it means to wake up everyday and still be alive. It is a miracle and a Joy that before I left back then, I had not witnessed the death of any one member. But from a quick scan backwards on this thread, I understand that lovely folks like Sir TheGoodJoe and one more moniker (was it Sir Do4LuV14? Please forgive me, I am not sure) lost their fathers. Please accept my condolences even though they come very late. And Sir TheGoodJoe, I am sorry that you had to go through that and I was not even around. I am sure your father was already proud of the fantastic, super intelligent and awesome man you have become and are still growing into. It is well Sir. And to the other fellow who witnessed same loss, I have no true words to say but it is well. Be strong. Make him smile even in his sleep with how you live and how you run this race called life. Just make him proud. All is well."


So yeah, to some who may be shocked to read my comments, I say, deal with it *Winks* *smiles* *rubs palms*

Sir Joseph1013, I got your mentions Sir. Please take very good care of you outside the shores of Nigeria, wherever you are. Without your threads discovered in 2015 by me via google, I would not be on NL. Thanks for your mentions and for somehow not judging me when I do get really pissed at some happenings here. When I walked in here, I address every one by the title of Sir because where I come from, it is a mark of respect not minding if I may be addressing my junior or senior. Well, how do I know? I am 25 now... lol To think I was 23 when I walked in on NL... cool memories.

Chief Icon4s, at least I told you something before. I told you that in the end, The passion and drive for the GWG won't keep me away for so long. But I really needed that break. But it is good to still see you and some beautiful others still digging it strong here on NL's best thread.

Sir Mujtahida, I got your mention(s) too. Thy poetic ingenuity mixed with the knowledge of one so versed in the words amd dynamics of history and world affairs make you one to always behold in writings. I told you when you walked in here that I could spot already thy poetic magnificence. Well, now that is super obvious to all. You nicknamed me VicMo of the thread one time. But with my absence and using Sir Komekn's analysis of a few months being like a year in football, then I wonder if such nickname still holds true.


Sir Joebie, My Joebie... Where is Madam? Gosh what is her moniker again? I call her the "My Joebie" Moniker. The ladies' man. Happy new year Sir. Read earlier this morning where you compared me to Vincent Enyeama.... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... and Sir Kennysville was like, "You never see anything" loooollll

You guys are fucking crazy I swear! Hahahahahahahahaha.... Me I no be Enyeama oooooo. For me, the whole is more important than the glory of one. I hope Enyeama can understand that. But somehow, when I was away, I had a hunch that soon someone may compare my absence to Enyeama's matter. Chaaaiiiiii... plssss oooo we are not on the same page.


To Safarigirl, NLSports' first lady. An Amazon in the midst of Men. Happy to see you alive and kicking well in 2018 too. Remember what I told you when I first met you? Okkkkaayyyy.. don't worry, that's for the closet.

To another beautiful mind on here... Maybe it is because his comments are not a as regular judging by what I have read in the past few pages this morning. Sir BascoVanVeli still remains of the most favorite persons I always wanna see comment. Funny how going by nominations I am seeing now that many do not seem to remember that BascoVanVeli is a champion for he homebased. Infact, one of the thread's undercard debate matches is most times between The amiable and Legendary Sir Tbaba1234 and Sir BascoVanVeli (Master of the sarcastic )

I just dey look una.

Sir Tbaba1234, Tbaba12345, should I add 6 & 7? Happy new year to you too. Still dropping those one or two lines as ever huh? This legend is super consistent.


My Happy new year messages go to you all.... I could write on each and everyone here. But please understand why some just have to get very special mentions.


Sir Terzurum5, Creator of NL's finest sports thread.

Sir Orkpekyandega, Where have you guys hidden this dude?

Sir Icon79, Sir, I think you Berra add "Not Icon4s" to your moniker to "dis-confuse" the newbies and some others still left on limbo on who is who between you two. looooll. Calls me nerdie. Hahahahahahahahaha...

Sir Omanbala1, Gosh... I just saw your post on that little thread of mine. Well, thing is, I have been away. I had a very very busy end to 2017 with all I was engaged with. And it was for the greater good of My Life Vision and all. But I just could not stay away from spending the new year with you guys after missing Christmas and after missing The Argentina game which was the perfect opportunity for me to nail the coffins of some negative monikers here always pulling the team down.

Sir Forgiveness, You ehn!!!! If I catch you ehn! See Baba mi.. Egbon Sir... Berra go borrow vest from Batman oooo because Ilẹ ti malu kan ko ni ibamu fun oju-ẹja ti ẹja.

Happy new year Sir Forgiveness . Missed you like kilode... Hahahahahahahahaha


Happy new year to you all.....

The Ever optimistic AIG07, The Prophetic Napoleon55, The Lovely and caring Madam Confun, The Ever Critical Sir Goldfish80 (one time he really hoped Mbappe played for Cameroon so that we may be sent to the cleaners! looollll... yes he is ever critical but maybe na him way of gauging against unforseen heartbreaks. But he and his super critical crew should always learn to give credits when our boys actually rise up to the occasion. Biaaaa Sir Goldfish80, this 2018 ehn, Make I no talk ), ehen uhmmm.... still on happy new year roll call....

Happy new year to....

The guy always playing the role of my antagonist... Mickael2 Lol, humans sef , the one and only Elder Sir Kog45 (One of the guardians of the lost-but-found classified trolls of Nigeria's Football history), the One called SoetanOreoluwa (I no go lie, your name hard me first time I see am..), the ever super critical master of The borough club located with headquarters in London and branches scattered all over UK, Sir Komekn himself

Happy new year also to.....

Sirs: Dr.Likita (I thought I saw "m" before "f"? :-/), Chrismario, Chriskels, Jihday, Do4Luv14, Jarus (So the big guy finally came here... lol. Good to see he is also "very critical." Lol), Mikron, Kennysville, Certitude, Taliban, Elyte89 (funny dude! Wetin be your own sef? Almost every mention from you is "I hope this won't turn out like TheSupernerd scenario." Abi you he history police? ), Maidaboi (This beautiful guy. Where are you? I've missed you) etc etc (Please, I have been away for long, recalling all monikers here is a big ask... gosh! plsss pardon me if I never mention your name),

(Recalled before posting) Sirs: Danycrusoe, Gbosaa, TGlobal, EnigmaticMotik, BigBlangston, etc etc... Bon Annee Messieurs.


Madams: Eseose9 (a ghost reader in 2017, biaaa upgrade in 2018 ooooo), and all female ghost readers like her.

And a big shout out to the all members of the Notorious Gang of silence upholding the flags and etiquettes of Silence and Stealth. #TheSilentCrew Una well done! Happy new year to una. But this year some of una must upgrade oooo. Haba! Silent crew for 15 years?? Nooooooo we cannot take this!



From TheSupernerd, loved by some, hated by some, and just not gotten/understood by a few others. To most, he is just TheSupernerd.

Choose love over hate. It makes you live longer. Happy new year to you all. I know there are a few here who would have love to hear my analysis on how I would have broken down the physics and magnificent angles to the execution of Iheanacho's freekick against World Class Argentina. Hey! I know okay. Deny it but I know

But in all.... what is this thread about? It is for the progression and the Glory of Nigerian football through all the seasons of the good, the bad and the ugly leading up to the transition from the maggot/caterpillar stage to the stage of the beautiful butterfly.

We are a team in evolution and we are young and threatening. I believe in this team and I know what our teamwork is capable of producing. So you can keep castigating and you can keep defending your favorite players but what truly matters is that this team grows into a formidably powerful force as a team.


The Super Eagles gave me cause to smile a lot last year and in Russia, I dare say you all (except a few) will be in for a shocker on what this team will go on to achieve. I just pray we maintain our rise and positive transformation.

It is finally here. The year of the big baptism of Nigeria's next golden generation.

Happy new year once again.

*And no apologies for the long essay. I will never change*

Where's the house

First house or first couch??



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Yup. I used to visit before my ex got married. We broke things off after she got married. But I guess she'd like us to start kicking it again now that she's officially divorced. We shall see sha.

Nah, I live in DC.



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khiaa:
Have you been here before? Are you in Nigeria?

He talked true.


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kambili999:
lol. This wasn't nice at all

Coming to chill with my ex

Cool beans .... maybe we can meet up


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khiaa:
I'm in Palm Springs, what's bringing you to Southern California?

Khiaa, are you really in Cali? I will be in LA in February next year. I will chilling in the Santa Monica area .... if you act nice, I can stop by and really take care of ya


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khiaa:
Well, they would have to come all the way to America to relieve stress on me. Fugly? Where on Nairaland have you seen my picture Mr. Intelligence?

If you want to see my pictures you would have to check the American Sites because I don't post them on this site.

Mikel would definitely be my #2 based on his performance in the green and white. However, I didn't watch the Chinese league, so I don't know how he performed for club.


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MetalJigsaw:
It has to be Mikel.

Ouch! Meanie!!




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Icon4s:
Aaaay!!! This calls for a celebration......

That's the point. The BEST NIGERIAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR should include both club and national team performances. Hence, even if you were to compare VicMo's performance with Chelsea to what Ndidi did for Leicester, you still have to give the edge to VicMo because he was also the mainstay of the Super Eagles.



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Mickael2:
he asked the BEST NIGERIAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR, not the best performing SE player, and in that regard Ndidi combined consistent good performances with longetivity. VicMo was injured for most times and others werent up to par

Hey, watch your language young lady! Or else, one of my boys would hand you over to Fulani herdsmen. You will learn to fear men once the Fulani herdsmen finish relieving stress on you

I dunno why y'all fugly gurls are usually the ones with the biggest mouth



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khiaa:
Mr. intelligence why didn't you just write whor.e, I can't read your mind. But seriously don't put yourself down like that, I wouldn't call you a whor.e, maybe a sensitive little punk, but never a whor.e.

Sorry, I don't think Ndidi did enough for the Super Eagles to merit the player of the year.



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Mickael2:
Wilfred Ndidi without doubt

So are you trying to tell me that Mikel played up to his potential? See, this is the mindset that makes me crazy about Nigerian footballers.

Take for instance, in Leicester's last game, Wilfred Ndidi had a very good shooting opportunity but decided to pass it up to give a pass. To me, you have to take that shot even if you had a gun pointed to my head not to take it! That's the kinda goal that gets you on EPL archives for years to come. Ndidi has the ability to make that shot. he has scored those kinda goals before. And I can assure you that most other players would've taken that shot. gosh, even the commentators expected him to shoot, but he went to the barest minimum .... the path of least resistance. That's what Mikel game reminds me of.


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TheGoodJoe:
“Why put another layer of gold paint on the Bentley when you are losing the entire engine?”... Zidane

Zidane's words best explains my point. People tag glamour as World Class. However, despite the magic in Jay Jay, he did not have that Longevity in the game as Mikel Obi. Mikel Obi's impact is really underrated but if you keep in mind the achievement of Chelsea during his time in the club and keep Zidane's train of thought in context, you will know Mikel's contribution to the team was World Class.

"He's the ideal player to bring balance to the team.

"If the team is not willing to defend well, or hasn't got the right balance, then you'll concede a lot of goals. I think John Obi can be one of the key figures in bringing back that balance.

"He reads the game very well, he knows where the strength of the opponent is and knows how to combat that. He has very good sense, he doesn't do it in a brutal way, he's very elegant. Someone who can defend so smoothly is very beautiful."... Gus Hiddink

Gus Hiddink's words summarize the importance of Mikel's contribution to the success of Chelsea. Maybe, not appreciated by many. Maybe, not seen as World Class. However, that does not change the fact that John Mikel Obi's contribution to Chelsea was World Class.

Finally, an interesting piece of Stats:

Before Gus Hiddink brought Mikel Obi back to the starting line-up of Chelsea, It took Chelsea 18 matches to keep four Clean sheets. With Mikel Obi's introduction, Chelsea achieved that in 6 games. If that is not World Class, what is?

Tell them I said that.

And it's sad because either serie A or La Liga would've brought out the best in his game. The pace of EPL games really doesn't suit his technical style, there's no doubt in my mind that he would've done much better in either serie A or La Liga.


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edi287:
Had numerous opportunities to move to Inter and Valencia, but we know why he insisted on staying...