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Attention seeking W****

That's all I gotta say.


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FlirtyKaren:
Shortly after warning those who call her 'bro' to stop, Nigerian TV producer and engaged lesbian, Nneka has also tweeted about receiving 700 direct messages from Nigerian married women who are hitting on her.

Nneka further revealed that these women want to leave their husbands, as she wondered what's happening in Nigeria. Here's her tweet; 

http://www.lailasblog.com/ive-gotten-700-dms-nigerian-married-women-hitting-nigerian-lesbian-nneka/

To all the Afonjas and their children, I have a few words of wisdom for you:

Nnamdi Kanu is a leader of men. That fact is indisputable so write it down.
Joe Igbokwe is a nobody. Absolutely nobody as far as Ndi Igbo are concerned. If Joe Igbokwe is a millionaire, as he claimed, then he's a millionaire in his household. He doesn't feed anybody, OK? If Joe Igbokwe visits Onitsha tomorrow, nobody would recognize him. But Nnamdi Kanu would shut down the whole city. That's what makes a man a leader!

Got it

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Useless without pics.



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This thread is USELESS without pictures.


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Neymar did what he has to do, the money on the table was simply too much to ignore. Any player (including me) would do the same thing. He's a professional footballer, that means he plays the game for money.. Yes, he's not a poor man but you can never have enough money so he took the right decision. He has won enough silverwares so let him go get the money first. Neymar will make $1 million per week at PSG, how many people in the world (including Bill Gates) would overlook that, eh??

Good move, by Neymar Jr.

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Finally, someone who knows what da heck she's talking about


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abike12:
Omg ladies please don't wash your v*gina with antiseptic soap, this is very bad advice. This can offset the pH of your vagina and lead to yeast infections or kill off good bacteria and lead to bacteria vaginosis (fish smell). You can wash your outer labia with a mild soap but your vagina requires only water (yes only water). No need to put your fingers inside to wash, a healthy v*gina is a self cleaning organ. If you notice any smell or excessive discharge see your doctor (not chemist) to treat it instead of masking it with soaps and douching, untreated infections can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease and infertility. These companies like summer's eve prey on our insecurities to sell all these products that we don't need. Please don't use antiseptic soap after sex

Come to Onitsha, and I will show you where to eat those soups and you will change your mind in a quick minute.

Trust me on that one.

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luminouz:
Yimu!!!! I have tasted d first three....no big deal....I hate bitter leaf soup BTW

Foul!

Edikang Ikong is highly overrated. It wouldn't even make my top 10 sef.

Efo Riro - Never tasted it, so no comment.

To me, the bestest soup in Nigeria is a well prepared Bitter Leaf soup. You can find the best ones from a typical Anambra family.

Second is Oha Soup. You can only find the good ones during Christmas period. That's when good oha leaves come out.

Third - A good okra & ogbono soup is always delicious

Finally, Egusi soup - for when the first three are NOT available.


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TunnyOgunnowo:
Soups are very important in Nigeria as they are usually served alongside swallows like Eba, Amala, Fufu, and Semo. In Nigeria, we have an uncountable number of delicious soups. In fact, as a tourist, you are spoilt for choices. As such, here are 5 tasty Nigerian soups for tourists.

Edikang Ikong
Edikang Ikong soup is native to the people from Akwa Ibom and Cross River states. It is prepared with a lot of pumpkin leaves, water leaves and assorted meat as well as beef. It is quite nourishing.

Efo Riro
Efo Riro is a rich vegetable soup that is widely prepared among the Yorubas. The vegetables that can be used to cook this soup is Efo shoko (Green Amaranth). If this is not available you can simply use spinach.

Bitter leaf soup (Ofe Onugbu)
Bitter leaf soup is very popular in Eastern Nigeria. The name bitter leaf soup can discourage you from eating it. This is not the case as the traces of bitterness is removed by squeezing and washing the leaves several times.

Miyan Kuka
This soup is made from baobab leaves. It is mostly eaten in Northern Nigeria. Hence, when you find yourself in that region, make sure you have a plate of Miyan Kuka with Tuwo Shinkafa (mashed rice).

Abak Atama
Abak Atama Soup is a delicious soup popular amongst the Ibibios of Akwa Ibom. The name is derived from the two main ingredients- Palm Fruit Concentrate (Abak) and Atama Leaves.

Source: http://www.absolutehearts.com/2017/08/top-five-tasty-nigerian-soups-for.html

No question! PMB has definitely turned that small boy into a leader. Talk about some unintended consequences

Having said that, Aisha Buhari is really a beautiful woman.

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TINALETC3:
countable crowd, Nnamdi Kanu wud hv shut down d whole state

Obviously, she can't right it (sic) either

And by the way, who are the "Indianas".

Pretty poor from somebody calling someone a bimbo.


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Amagite:
US based Nollywood actress, Georgina Onuoha who is an American citizen took to her Instagram page to blast Donald Trump over his policies on immigrants. She also shaded him for marrying women who had no formal education.


She shared a photo collage of Trump, his wife and ex-wives and wrote;


“Isn’t it so funny, insensitive and insulting that a man whose speciality is to go marry “bimbos” from East Europe that claim to be models, that can’t speak English nor right it insulting immigrants.

His ignorance is Laughable. Indianas, Nigerian and Asians make up the highest number of doctors and nurses in this country working effectively and efficiently...”


http://www.lailasblog.com/god-save-country-hands-slowpoke-us-based-actress-georgina-onuoha-blasts-donald-trump/

Why not go and arrest him?

Oops. You can't ... you're just a typical Afonja. Your power only resides in your mouth!


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mkoabiola:
Am wondering why the so called ipob leader,Nnamdi KANU has not be rearrested respited flaunting one of d bail condition,
As one of the bail condition ,he was told by the court not to be seen in a gathering of more than 10 people but as of today,he is addressing crowd and making hate speeches.
When will he be rearrested to douse the tension in the country especially the south east.

Brother, I have one advice for you: A broken engagement is better than a broken marriage.

Just chew on that ...


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Plankton2017:
Good day fellow NL,

Please judge this case. Last week thursday my sister inlaw visited me and my wife from NYSC camp. I was shocked when I welcomed her because it was no ordinary visit. she came with a full ghana must go. We greeted and I got to know that she escaped from camp due to the tough tasks on camp. My wife never told me her sister was coming to stay. We have lived amicably till yesterday.

My lil cuzin that stays and helps us with chores was mandated by her to cook 2 big pots of water for her to bath. I scolded my cousin and told her why didnt she use the electric kettle so as to save gas which we just replaced with 6k. I now gave her a warning that whatever my inlaw wants that she should ask me 1st. I even got to know that my wife lied to me that her parents knew she left camp. My wife heard our conversation and started antagonizing me that why did I tell my cuz to always ask me b4 she obeys her sister. she was shouting at the top of her voice even my inlaw could hear. This angered me and I shouted back and told her to leave my room. she continued shouting and even slept in the sitting room as I slept alone.

This afternoon while working on my computer for hours I came out of the room only to find out my sister in law has packed her things back to her NYSC camp without telling me but my wife knows....I am slatted to officially do my white wedding next saturday. I just feel down because we quarell too much and my wife talks in a domineering way. I have warned her about it and I do not want to turn a woman beater. Any quarell we have she tells her parents and siblings which make them never free with me and act cold towards me. Damn it! pls advice me

Bro, sometimes you just ignore some people. Silence, they say, is the best answer for a #mugu.


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shortgun:
Really, when did Neymar joined barca?
Missi was already d world best before Neymar came to join him in Barcelona.
Neymar or no Neymar, Missi is a god.

You link ain't working bro. Here's the error message it gave me:

Not Found (#404) Page not found.


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myproperty:
it ia a fake information. If the information is true Akwa Ibom state would have had the highest number of HIV/AIDS in Nigeria. See the latest HIV/AIDs ranking in Nigeria. https://www.naij.com/638616-check-top-9-states-highest-presence-hivaids-nigeria.html.

Do they? So most naija hospitals now have HIV screen machines, I presume?

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Vikky014:
have you forgotten that they go to hospitals to obtain most of their data. ?

Thanks for the clarifications. The news article was poorly phrased. Here's what I read:

The Programme Manager, Akwa Ibom state Agency for the Control of AIDS (AKSACA), Dr. Nkereuwem Etok, Tuesday, disclosed that 51.6 percent of married men and women have tested positive to HIV/AIDS infection in the state.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/51-6-married-couples-aibom-hiv-positive-aksaca/


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mfm04622:
The man found I difficult to interpret the result obtained from their survey. Please understand that they carried out survey and have data. What I understand is out of all that are HIV Positive, half of them are married. Note that this is different from saying half the married couples in the State are HIV Positive. Only 4% of HIV Positive are sexual workers while 40% are HIV Positive and are not married and not sexual workers, so we're termed "those engaged in casual sex.

For their survey to be useful, they need to tell us the sample size, sample size of married couple in the population, etc.

Good for you. I am glad you took some time off to recharge. All "wakaholic" and no play makes you a dull girl.

*pun intended*


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Wakaholic:
Lol. You can check their website and contact them on the numbers you find there. You can also find room rates there (it's btw 45k-300k).The charter boat was 80k/return trip. However, you can take a day trip and come back to town if you don't want to spend the night. It's just 15mins from Victoria Island. I would have included the link but not sure i'm allowed to do that here.

Afonja!!!

The Yoruba people are only good on two things:

Making juju
Going after other people's wives

.....Next

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zeusdgrt:
Go find somewhere hid and shame my guy,chicken hearted people.Did anyone force KANU to open his foul mouth saying he wants to visit lag or Kaduna?did anyone tell him south south and middlebelt region is Biafra?guy una OGA Don use shit rub face go console am and stop fighting behind the keys....lol

The Yoruba people are good on only two things:

Making juju
Going after other people's wives


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Haha!! No one should be surprised. We all knew that the Afonjas are born cowards


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Nigerians and their tendency to throw numbers around without any form of statistical analysis or even a basic survey. How did they arrived at this number? Half of all married couples in a whole state are HIV positive? Are they insane? One out of every two, eh?

BS upon BS!!


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Well, we all knew that it was only a matter of time.

I had recommended to Barca organization a long time ago to let Neymar leave. He isn't worth all the trouble. With $255m, they can purchase Courtino and Dybala, plus a couple of world class Center Backs and DMs to strengthen their squad. Unfortunately, this current Barca organization has not proven that they know how to navigate the transfer market. Something tells me that they would end up misusing this Neymar windfall.


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So these mugus have the audacity to call Nnamdi Kalu a coward? Here's a man who puts his life on the line, left his comfortable life and family in Europe, and dared the Nigerian govt! How many of those mugus have done or can do what Nnamdi Kalu did?

In addition, Nnamdi Kalu is a private citizen and therefore ought to protect himself against mobs, but we have a Nigerian President who's afraid to visit Niger Delta! Yet his kinsmen has the audacity to call somebody a coward! You can't make these things up sha!


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You can buy all the exotic cars you want as long as you purchase them with your own hard earned money, NOT church money. The church money (tithes and offerings) are for evangelism. Pastors, if they serve the church fulltime, should be in salary and nothing more.


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What if it's a sexxxy name kwanu?


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do4luv14:
come no call first lady names ooo,

aproko....kor!!!! Abasko Ni!!!!!

Different strokes to different people.


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stGabrielo:
shinekeee,woramai seeing orobo kiibo there must be something behind... hml to him tho

How do you know that he's a man of God? Did God tell you that


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sonoforogun:
I guess this is what is meant when it said that "thou shalt ride upon the high places of the earth". Osinbanjo is really blessed. A man of God in the midst of politics and intrigues. May God give him wisdom and grace to steer the affairs of the nation.

You ain't never lied, my broad! It's really insane ... always tying that rag around his neck like a bushman. Is that how his mates wear scarf? And by the way, why would anybody wear scarf in a very hot environment like Nigeria?

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mykl01:
Even when he wears Agbada, he still ties that dirty thing around his neck
Is it like a fashion statement

This gurl, you be one real aproko

But you do say it as it is sha!

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safarigirl:
Kelechi has spent the last two weeks having medicals in Leicester

Beautiful couple. The girl is really pretty - natural beauty!


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My brother, I weak o. They said that it was the VP's visit but when you open the thread, more than 90% of the photos were only showing Rochas. Abi na him press secretary took the photographs?


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Earthquake1:
See as Rochas is parading as if he is the president of Nigeria.

Igbo Kwenu!!!

Isn't it amazing that anytime any of these selections are done by merit, Ndi Igbo would emerge tops! You can never keep a good people down!


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