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My sista, that one shocked me as well


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Pamloveh:
You force your waY sometimes

First question, how old is your wife? If she's 50 or younger (and healthy), then she's definitely getting it from someone else. If she's over 50 then it's probably the early stages of menopause.


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Ajengogo:
We have been married for almost 10 years now, with 5 kids. The last child is over 2 years old. My wife used to indulge me with sex a lot. And I enjoyed every bit of it. Sometimes I indulge her a lot too. I do sometimes resist it. Same with her too. Such has been our sex life so far; which has been good enough.

However, I started noticing a lot of reluctance in her each time I approach her for sex more than a year ago now. And it is getting worse these days. Each time I demand an explanation from her, she either complains of tiredness, headache or that she is seeing her period. The surprising thing to me now is that each time I touch her breast she cringes like a person that just stepped on naked electrical wire. Not to even mention several weird nightmares I experience each time I force my way, which even against my personal principles and ethics.

Note that I don't do sex like on a daily basis. Once or twice in a week is ok for me

Our sex life is dying. I don't know what becomes of this marriage without sex. And I do really love her. Any good suggestions will be appreciated

Thank you, my dear!

Covenant University is a Christian school for crying out loud!!


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slightlyMad:
Is Jesus not lord?
I don't have any issue with this because it is like an Islamic school typing Allah akbar, they knew what they subscribed to.

What I have an issue with is their bishop using a jet worth 60 million dollars with no other job than stand on the pulpit and pass bowls around to hungry church member. Till date, that jet has not visited Iraq or Afghanistan to spread the gospel to those there, just USA, UK, Australia, France etc.

Oops. Tag me when you see another one.


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Luvlyna:
Mods have pulled it down

Where are the pornographic pics?


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Luvlyna:
Bia what's with the pornographic pictures everywhere on nairaland Na.
Are the mods asleep ni

#ShitholeCountry


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Twoclans:
This country is crazy

Just watching that INEC guy addressing the nation

Actually, AFP (a reputable news org) is reporting that election has been postponed until next week Saturday, Feb 23rd.

So who are we going to believe now

Source:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/nigeria-postpones-presidential-election-one-week-021629698.html

Anyway, the folks in Nigeria can tell us tomorrow whether any voting is taking place.


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Haha!! Follow me on twitter - @TalmudicSage

Then you can find out how many followers I got.


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Egein:
You get reach 100 followers?

You really have to be a special kinda mugu not to know that that video was doctored.

APC is getting more and more desperate .... I wonder why


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Haha!! That's because you don't follow me on twitter.

I singlehandedly forced PMB to fire Aunty Kemi, after the NYSC Certificate forgery scandal. And Bukola Saraki literally begged me to let go of the whole Panama money laundering expose.

Bros, I am a social media (twitter) influencer if ever there is one.


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modath:
Who are you?

Wow. Thank God they haven't suspended my twitter account yet


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Haha!! Then what happens afterwards?

He would proceed on another 6 months medical leave, right


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johnpalmer774:
Continue wailing with ur Story Baba will be declared President Elect lates by Monday evening by then ur eyes go clear.

Pray, what gives him that confidence

Answers:
1 - he has installed his cronies in all the sensitive positions at the INEC
2 - he has removed all the independent minded Police Commissioners who could make trouble for him
3 - He has imported more than 5 million foreigners from Chad, Niger, Mali, Guinea, etc to vote for him on Saturday
4 - He has mobilized all the rigging machinery available (including making sure that there's little to no voting in all PDP strongholds like Anambra, Benue, Abia, Rivers, etc.) to ensure that no stone is left unturned

... and I can go on and on and on


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Name: Taiwo Oladunjoye
Tribe: Afonja

... tells you all you need to know
CC. NCAN


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Atiku will win for sure ... it isn't even gonna be close. But Buhari and APC would steal the election.

What happens next is anybody's guess


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ifyalways:
I hope Atiku wins, by hook or crook.

The Buhari and APC's rigging machines are busy at work.

This is the man who told the shepples that he's fighting kwaraption


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Admin4322:
The number of Permanent Voter Cards in Oyo State is 28,539 higher than the number of registered voters in the state, The PUNCH has learnt.

While the aggregate of available PVCs is 2,962,646, the number of registered voters stands at 2,934,107.

A record obtained by our correspondent from the Independent National Electoral Commission’s office in Ibadan, the state capital, on Thursday showed that 2,176,352 PVCs had been collected.

But the commission’s Head of Publicity in the state, Mr Olayiwola Awolowo, explained the causes of the discrepancy in the figures.

Awolowo explained that some of the owners of the uncollected PVCs are dead, while others had transferred their details to their new locations.

He also stated that non-sensitive materials had been distributed to INEC offices across the local government areas in the state.

He said sensitive materials were at the Central Bank branch in the state, adding that they would be distributed at the appropriate time.

Awolowo said, “The total number of uncollected PVCs is 786,294 while 2 176,352 PVCs have been collected.

“The total number of registered voters is 2,934,107. The difference in the figures of the PVCs and registered voters is because some owners of the uncollected PVCs are dead while some have been transferred.

“All the sensitive materials have been distributed to the INEC offices across the state. As for the sensitive materials, they are still with the CBN. We will call party agents and journalists to witness the distribution of the materials as soon as we are ready.”

Awolowo stated further that all INEC offices in the state had been secured against attacks by security agents, adding that the commission was fully prepared for the Saturday presidential and National Assembly elections.

He said 946 card readers were available as backup for those that might malfunction during the exercise, adding that 1,607 new polling units had been created across the state to ease the process.

Source:https://punchng.com/number-of-pvcs-exceeds-total-registered-voters-in-oyo/

The Afonjas and ritual killing are like 5&6

#Sad


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The fact is, no serious Igbo man or woman takes Nnamdi Kanu serious, only young and jobless youths are following him. Compare that to the Yoruba people and the way they worship a well known conman like Bola Tinubu!

Moral of the story: Unlike the Afonjas, Ndi Igbo are smart and we do not worship human beings. Got it


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Richdad50:
All those calling people zombies and other nasty names because of an ordinary man can now see the outcome of following someone foolishly. He has collected his fat share or perhaps not but you have lost reliable friends and created unneccesary enemies.
My people use to say that a man who eats another man's porridge on fire should be ready not to ask for drinking water.

#Richdad

On Saturday, the lazy Nigerian youths are going to come out en masse to show Buhari how lazy they really are.


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Good move! Ndi Igbo are a force to be reckoned with in Lagos. Anybody who wants to win election in Lagos, gotta pay attention to the Igbo votes.


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Not a big FFK fan but, I gotta admit, he's been making a lot of sense lately. He was right on point with everything he said about Tinubu. And now, this one! FFK is the man o, jare


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Hmmm. gbenshing sweet o

Hope you made tapes


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sweerychick:
I had the most wonderful Valentine's day today

He will definitely lose on Saturday. Just make sure you vote and make sure that all your friends and family vote.

Nigeria cannot survive another 4 years of Buhari. And this is coming from someone who aggressively and passionately campaigned for him 4 years ago!


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Nickymezor:
I hope he loses... Next level na fire be DAT oo.. Na frying pan we dey now

Seriously, anybody who's voting for APC on Saturday needs to have his/her head examined. Those clown could not even organize their internal primaries, but wants to rule Nigeria. Thinking about not ruling your own house well but wants to rule the country


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Does anyone find it interesting that ALL these incidents are happening only in PDP strongholds - Abia, Rivers, Anambra, Kano, and Benue!
Why don't we get any such reports in states like Kastina, Bauchi, and Sokoto

Buhari and APC, we're all watching you!


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Esseite:
This is getting interesting..

Fire outbreak:
Abia - hundreds of PVCs stolen & burnt.
Rivers - INEC office burnt.
Anambra.. 4037 card readers lost.

Theft of materials:
Kano... alleged fake thumbprint ed ballot papers
Benue... stolen alleged Non - sensitive materials

INEC.... WE ARE DOCUMENTING THE GAFFES.

Standard procedure, eh? So how come he didn't change ALL the Police Commissioners? Why did he change just a selected few, if that's a standard procedure


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ganye1:
Changing States Police Commissioners and States Resident Electoral Commissioners just before elections is a standard procedure meant to check the influence of states governors on them.

Isn't it obvious what APC is doing? My sources are telling me that they have already imported millions of foreign voters from Mali, Niger, and Chad to vote on Saturday. May God help Nigeria!!!


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ijustdey:
......Reveals Why INEC Establishes Polling Units Along Border With Cameroon, Niger




https://www.independent.ng/breaking-one-million-dead-voters-in-inec-register-secondus/amp/

Of course, they are. Why else would PMB replace most of the Police Commissioners just a few weeks before the election? He wants to put his cronies in charge so they can do the needful.

Both the INEC and the police are working for Buhari and APC. We, the people, just need to be extra vigilant to make sure that our votes are counted.


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rainylad:
Lies.lies and lies!!

Security forces are working hand in hand with the FG...

It is part of the "Federal Might" touted by zombies to work in their favour..

Crooks

Dominique, don't get me wrong, I don't like either candidates either. But in this case, the stakes are to high that we'll have to with the better of the two evils. And by the way, I believe in making a statement with your vote as well but not this time. This time around, I would strongly urge you and everyone else who plans to vote:
- use your vote wisely
- the stakes are too high to leave anything to chance
- whatever statement you'd like to make, leave it for another day/election
- a few thousand votes for Sowere or Moghalu (instead of Atiku) might tip this election to PMB
- a vote for Buhari is actually a vote for the cabal (Buhari is too old and sick to lead)
- if you think you're voting for Osinbajo, think again. The cabal would find a way to remove (or eliminate) him soon after the election


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dominique:
Rubbish. Any vote for Fela Durotoye, Kingsley Moghalu, Sowore etc will not add to Buhari's total number of votes. It's as if you people are not confident in Atiku to pull in large votes. I personally don't think I would ever vote for any PDP or APC candidate ever again. If I had gotten my PVC, I would have used it on one of these 3rd force candidates.

Choi, the Afonja slaves are not gonna like this news. Things aren't looking too good for their master

It looks like everyone is getting more and more atikulated as the election day approaches:
South East - 100% Atikulated
Middle Belt - 100% Atikulated
Niger Delta - 100% Atikulated
Yoruba Christians - 100% Atikulated
Hausa-Fulani Christians - 100% Atikulated

The only path for Jubril el Sudan to get back to power is by rigging, but even that narrow path would be closed by Saturday as well


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fergie001:
Militant group, NIGER Delta Avengers, NDA, has warned that if President Muhammadu Buhari rigs his way back to office, it would once again cripple the country’s economy.

The group, which rejected the purported plan to endorse President Buhari by some ex-militant leaders, said Nigeria should be prepared for a perpetual recession if Buhari insists on imposing himself on the people, “as we shall not relent until oil stops to flow in the pipes that braces our feet in our land.”

NDA Spokesperson, self-styled “Brig Gen” Mudoch Agbinibo, in a statement, asserted that, “As a warning and closing note; we want to resound it to members of the International Community, multinational corporations and subsidiaries’ operatives to withdraw their workforce and services from Niger Delta within the period of this elections.”

The group said, “We are in charge of the struggle now and our strike teams are active and gallantly waiting to receive instructions from the high command to cripple the Nigerian Economy again if Buhari is rigged back to office.”

“And this time, it will be a perpetual recession for Nigeria, as we shall not relent until oil stops to flow in the pipes that braces our feet in our land,” it said.

Avengers said the warning to the multinational corporations was for them “not to be casualties to the ongoing securitization and provocation in the Niger Delta by the Nigerian military command.”

However, while it lambasted Boyloaf, Tompolo, Shoot-at-Sight, Ateke and Farah Dagogo for the planned endorsement, Tompolo and Dagogo had Wednesday publicly dissociated themselves from the endorsement.

Describing Buhari as an enemy of the people of Niger Delta, NDA, said, “We are adopting Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, as the sole candidate to be voted for by all the people of the Niger Delta as a result of his political ideology, which is in tandem with our agitation for equitable and fair principles of federalism.”

“ The high command is convinced that when elected come February 16Th, 2019, the government of Alhaji ( Dr) Atiku Abubakar will not only restructure Nigeria, but will reverse the inimical ownership rights to natural resources alongside promises that falls within the basis upon which we declared” Operations Red Economy” against the evil government of Nigeria.

“We use this medium to advise Alhaji Abubakar that when elected into office, the cardinal demands of restructuring of Nigeria should kick start within six (6) months to forestall further agitation from the Niger Delta,” it said.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/02/breaking-avengers-adopts-atiku-threatens-to-crumble-economy-if-buhari-rigs-poll/

Haha!! That's the slave dealer himself


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Bustincole:
Very soon dey will stone him


just wait and c