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CrimeRe: Bonny Way Driver Threatened A Passenger With Matchet In The Middle Of Night by Ifakiland(m): 9:13am On Apr 15, 2022
Liebermantic:
A BONNY WAY transport driver with number plate "LSR- 277- XV" threatened passengers in the middle of Night on April 12,2022 at Ore-Benin Expressway. The dispute ensued when passengers became infuriated with the way he was having violent verbal exchanges with Nigerian police officers on Night patrol, so much so that the Police officers cocked their guns to shoot at him and us all. He was told to keep his calm to avoid preventable calamity.He transferred his aggression to the passengers, pulling out long Matchet and threatened everyone with it along with his conductor.
You still travel at night on the roadhuh
Na army you suppose join cos you get mind
FamilyRe: by Ifakiland(m): 10:36pm On Apr 14, 2022
Lol na so una dey humble to collect loan, when dem give una now, una go begin say Nigeria dey owe when its time to pay....go sell your kidney get money
CrimeRe: Ban Okada now! by Ifakiland(m): 6:34pm On Apr 14, 2022
FuckDModz:
TL;DR: OKADA RIDERS ARE TERRORISTS, they are out to steal, kill and destroy.


Okada riders have continued to constitute a nuisance in Lagos. I don't know about other states in Nigeria, but real Lagosians don't need Okada!

These Okada riders don't give a shît about any traffic law. They are mostly untrained idiots looking for who to kill or a car to dent.

Anyone interested in riding a motorcycle should get one for private use.

Also, all motorcycles should be duly registered, taxed and prevented from running one way!

This simple measure will not only promote a saner Lagos, but it will also push the lazy people depending on Okada riding to think of a better honourable way to make money.
You're not serious....how do we get to work early if you ban bikes? Even you wey dem talk for don enter bike to meet up flights or appointments before, but clout chasing won't allow you have sense when you have data
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Best Friend To Death In Niger State, Flees With His Car, Phones by Ifakiland(m): 6:23pm On Apr 14, 2022
NaijaCoverBlog:
Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44 And Seun
Never loose guard.....everybody na enemy when money dey the mix....never forget that. Always meet in public to tranact anything that involves money with any living soul.
InvestmentRe: Adama J: Investors Call Out CEO Of Ceepass, Viable X, Farm4me by Ifakiland(m): 6:01pm On Apr 14, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:
https://nairametrics.com/2022/04/14/investors-call-out-ceo-adama-j-adama-as-they-demand-payout-for-overdue-investment-in-ceepass-viable-x-farm4me/
Adamu the sharp guy....use their money flex abeg.....since them no get sense....infact tell dem to invest more so you will pay more bonus, they will drop more money, they are inbred mugus and maga
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okoro Shares Video From Her Wedding, Accuses Ex-Husband of Abusing Her by Ifakiland(m): 5:58pm On Apr 14, 2022
envoymedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlkKjvOLqmI

Relationship expert, Okoro has shared a video from her wedding in 2009 while narrating how her ex husband allegedly beat her a day before her wedding and dragged her to the altar, IGBERETV reports.

The mother-of-two, who got married at 19, said her ex-husband Lucky "took away" her "youth at 15 years" and abused her.

She alleged that he beat her in front of family and friends a day before their wedding and also continued beating her after their wedding.

She also claimed that her younger sister witnessed the day he beat her "to coma" just two weeks after their wedding and continued beating her unconscious body.

Blessing eventually divorced him 2 years later when she was 21 years old. Their divorce was eventually finalised in 2006.

The union produced a child. She said her ex has not provided 1 kobo for their son's upkeep for 5 years.

She dared him to reply her so she can sue him for abuse and molestation. Blessing's sister and friend reacted, corroborating her story.

She also shared photos of her divorce documents while telling women to be financially independent because divorce is expensive.

Her Instagram post reads;



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CcTk6S0Aj02/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Which one come be took away your youth at 15??
FoodRe: Lady Finds Cockroach In Her Sealed Juice (Photos) by Ifakiland(m): 2:44pm On Apr 14, 2022
siofra:
A Nigerian girl found the remains of a cockroach in her drink which she posted on her Facebook account.

The drink was sealed when she opened it and drank from it. Now she's sick from food poisoning.

This is not the first time I've heard of something like this. The first time was pure water. We should call on our food safety officials to look regulate these food processing industries properly angry



https://www.facebook.com/100076232320353/posts/140280061856404/?app=fbl
The bastard fit dey chase clout....bastatd
Autos2007 Toyota 4runner For Sale. by Ifakiland(op): 1:48pm On Apr 14, 2022
2007 4runner for sale
Very neat and well maintained.
Engine intact
Transmission intact
Ac intact
Stero intact
Below are some pic...contact 09093191919 for more pic and video

FamilyRe: Training Your Wife To Be Through School by Ifakiland(m): 1:36pm On Apr 14, 2022
CsRockefeller:
Hello guys and ladies.

Need your thoughts on the topic, what do you think about getting married to a very young lady and training her through school after marriage?

Background Story

I've been looking to settle down since the past 2 years and there has been no luck. The exposed and educated ones are a bit too difficult and proud. I love my women ambitious and educated, but the ones I keep meeting especially in Lagos don't seem interested.

As a young man in his late twenties, the temptations and causal flings aren't encouraging. I want to settle down soonest and focus on other things.

Now, there's this young girl I saw in my village the last time I traveled about 2 years ago, she should be around 20 right now. Very young and pretty but hasn't gained admission to school yet. She's the first born and her family aren't too comfortable. I was discussing about her with my mum, but my mum said she isn't in school yet. I'm thinking of funding her education, after getting married to her that is, since she's still young and very homely.

She's not my preference as I said earlier but the mature one's seem to be waiting for one Prince Charming to sweep them off their feet.

What do you guys think?
To suffer for life no dey tire you??
At this age and time you wanna with your full chest go and marry liability, an uneducated, poor girl at that....to make matters worst na you go come dey pay her school fees, so if you born, you go pay fees for wife and child.....all because you're self esteem is too low to handle strong, educated and independent ladies....smh I pee on you.
CrimeRe: Uber Driver Shares His Ordeal With A Passenger by Ifakiland(m): 5:23pm On Apr 13, 2022
[quote author=Boss469 post=111914593][/quote]Nice people will always face harm and hardship....been nice has no reward bro. She just wan use you wash....her plan was you will call her, she will shout at you and make the other guys feel like she's a big girl.
BusinessRe: Man Laments About The Tiny Hotel He Got For ₦12,0000 (Photos And Video) by Ifakiland(m): 8:21am On Apr 13, 2022
Viraltrends123:
Video of a young man is trending on the internet after he was seen complaining about the room he got in Lagos for 12k.

The room is so tiny that there is no space between the toilet door and his bed.

Watch video here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4v65wFnkgw
Them force am collect the hotel room?? All these online clout chaser
RomanceRe: Marriage;homely Girls Or Independent Ladies?which Is Better? by Ifakiland(m): 5:56am On Apr 11, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
why would a man want to put unnecessary stress in his life, and NOT have a career woman to help towards the wellbeing of his family? no matter how a man looks at it, 2 salaries will always be better than one, for the family.

the catch is to make sure you dont settle for one lazy money hungry olosho... et voila!
Most Nigeria have low self esteem, they feel the poorer their wife is the more she'd respect dem. No wonder they almost always either die young from suffering or become angry and frustrated wife beaters. Why will I leave a rich girl dat can actually be a real life healper and go be with a useless broke ass
RomanceRe: Marriage;homely Girls Or Independent Ladies?which Is Better? by Ifakiland(m): 5:52am On Apr 11, 2022
SeaTrade:
In light of all what's been happening and from experiences,I am beginning to think our predecessors were right in always picking women way lower than them in the food chain for marriage or the homely ,younger ones to be complete housewives for sanity reasons.
All these independent women come with one barrage of problems or the other(my experiences).
Some of them are;
Too much experience.
Barrage of exes.Their exes no dey finish,everyday new name.
Age .Before a woman or any person can achieve stability,time don go well well.
They can actually do without you and in the long run,this becomes a big problem like it or not.That feeling of having someone need you?forget it with these set of women.(they already have mechanics,artisans and all contacts throughout their long years of being independent).
Prone to cheating.They've got jobs so it's easy for them to cheat on you with colleagues and associates and trust me,you'll never find out if she's good or don't want you to.
Highly opinionated,trust me you'll have a lot of clash of interests with them and confrontations,especially with the rude ones.
Pride. I need not say much about this but its real,they feel way above their heads most times.
Etc...
These are my observations, I'd love guys who've experienced different or similar circumstances to throw more light from their experiences so we can discuss about this .
What Compromises did you make for peace to reign and enjoy your union?
PS;Please all those rude kids with penchants for disrespecting women and insulting them should stay off this thread please,I am not in the mood for your shenanigans.
So in your life you don't wanna marry a billionair dota ĺike.mr easy did....na omo alata, omo tailor, upcoming mua and online vendor/hookup expert you wan marry cos you go for control her and she go fit respect ypu?? Chai enjoy its your life afterall
CareerRe: Cooking For My Married Boss: Right Or Wrong by Ifakiland(m): 8:50pm On Apr 10, 2022
Dorwadora:
Good evening my Romancelanders and Nairalanders. I hope y'all been having a good day?

Here's the thing.

Due to the ASUU strike I decided to get a job around my school instead of going home because Ekiti has become home for me. I resumed work on Monday, that's 6 days ago. I and my boss have not been having any issue. He gives the command and I get the work done but recently he has been giving me his home key to go and cook for him. The first time I was surprised because giving your house key to someone you barely know is a bit weird to me but since Monday that I've started the work, I've been to his house 4 times cooking stew or vegetable soup. I'm there right now embarassed embarassed embarassed frying meats.

I am seriously not comfortable with the arrangement but I can't say no because I really need to keep the job and save up. He's married but his wife is not staying with him and cooking and cleaning is the job of a wife not a staff.

Please house how can I stop this whole charade without losing the job?
Sebi if he later harm you now, they will be blaming the man, not knowing you're the foolish girl that don't want to have sense....how can your married boss be asking you to cook for him at his house and fear no catch you....what if his wife come unannounced and pout you hot oil or water.....do you girls have brain atolhuh
TravelRe: Residents Loot Noodles From An Accident Scene In Omotosho, Ondo State (Video) by Ifakiland(m): 8:30pm On Apr 10, 2022
Some will even go home and thank God .....Nigerians deserve thr leaders they have honestly
PoliticsRe: 2023: Children Of Top Politicians Jostle To Step Into Parents’ Shoes by Ifakiland(m): 1:09pm On Apr 10, 2022
DontBullshitMe:
Honestly, I don't hate on these people. Imagine if I had a father who is a governor, I will certainly eye for House of Rep seat then I move to the Senate.

The biggest losers are those struggling masses who are having blind faith in this country giving birth to 2, 3, 4, 5 and more children thinking one day they will also join this elite class.

Sorry to break it to you folks, that day will never come and even if it does, it will be a 1 in a 10,000 situation. The odds are really discouraging.

For now, sensible people in Nigeria should put a halt to child bearing pending the time they gain residence in UK, Canada, US, Germany, Japan etc.
Poor people won't listen.....their pastor will tell dem kids are blessing from the Lord.
FoodRe: She Told You To Eat This Before She Would Agree To Marry You (Photos) by Ifakiland(m): 11:19am On Apr 10, 2022
Preciousgirl:
She serves u this meal with the condition that eat it and she marries u

She is that woman you are so crazy over and chased for a year

Eat or not?
Will marrying her make me an instant billionaire??
CrimeRe: Singer Osinachi Nwachukwu Cause Of Death Revealed, Husband Arrested by Ifakiland(m): 9:43am On Apr 10, 2022
I don't even know her.....funny how all her friends are only speaking out after her death tho....so much for fake friendship.....
CrimeRe: Denkolfarm Investment Fraud by Ifakiland(m): 9:33am On Apr 10, 2022
Timmy9999:
which heart?
If mmm no fit teach you lesson e mean say you no fit wise again....if you get anoda 200k send to me, you go get 5m in one month.....
CrimeRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Stolen Iphone 13 by Ifakiland(m): 9:28am On Apr 10, 2022
ceejaybobo:
I was going to work last week on April 4th when I unfortunately boarded a "one chance" danfo going to Oshodi. l was robbed of my brand new iPhone 13 and the little cash on me. I got my brother to turn on lost mode using my iCloud details. Though we were able to trace the phone to an unnamed street initially, we couldn't find the phone anymore on iCloud after some time.

Efforts to track the phone using IMEI number proved abortive and I've even been scammed by someone who posed as a phone tracker.

Please have you had this experience before and how were you able to successfully track your phone?
Bro one chance danfo are easy to spot na, how you come take enter their handhuh
Their signs are the following;
Lower fare than regular
Back seat always remain one passager
They wanna close the door immediately you enter etc
PoliticsRe: Sowore Presidential Posters Flood Ibadan (pictures) by Ifakiland(m): 11:15pm On Apr 09, 2022
YoungLionken:
Sowore is the man for this job but majority of Nigerians are dumber than a blind pig..

Unfortunately, the majority always win the vote...
Your papa plus mama
Bastard
RomanceRe: See What The Girl I Liked Told Me by Ifakiland(m): 1:25pm On Apr 09, 2022
toyini1234:
I told the girl I liked how I felt and she replied thus
She just wanna be a friend, nothing wrong. But always decline whenever she bills you. And if she tries billing more than 3 times....unfriend her, she's probably a bastard
TravelRe: Share Your BRT Delay Experience In Lagos by Ifakiland(m): 7:02am On Apr 09, 2022
Xadena:
Have you gotten to the terminal only to wait for hours and hours without getting a bus thereby causing delay and time wastage.

Is this about fuel scarcity?

Is this as a result of poor management?

Is this a result of limited players in the sector?

Ikorodu, Ikeja, Obalende, Ikeja, Abule-egba, Yaba.
How can we have only one company running brt and you expect it to favour the customers?? It can't na....imagine having only mtn or glo as a sole network provider or only firstbank as a sole saving account provider....
CrimeRe: Lady Narrates How She And Her Kid Almost Got Kidnapped by Ifakiland(m): 6:45am On Apr 09, 2022
Jakumo:
A stun gun might be a better option to shock the person into a stupor and then take control of the wheel so as not to crash. No blood, no case.
You have a point commander bond....niaja 007
HealthRe: From E.Coli To Staphylococcus Aureus by Ifakiland(m): 1:43am On Apr 09, 2022
donnam:
Dear Nairalander if you can see this post right now (12.am). This is a sincere appeal from the depth of my heart Please do not ignore. People bring their problems online and they get solution. My knees are on ground as I'm typing this. Please Am begging you to help me buy baby food for my little baby i beg in the name of God, he is 6 months plus now and he has been having only breastfeeding and its really hurting me and affecting my health, I am seriously In pain's right now, Mommies, Daddies in the house i am appealing from the depth of my heart, my baby has been crying all day, i need to get him cereal's and soy milk, I know things are hard but from the little you have please help me, i have been facing difficulties for some time now. I pray as you extend a hand to me may God bless you in abundance, keep you safe, healthy and successful. Amen. 26 35 9690 12 - fcmb Rita

I am still on my knees pleading, someone please help me.
Lamba
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Artist, Osinachi Nwachukwu Is Dead by Ifakiland(m): 1:36am On Apr 09, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Ekwueme ibu ekwueme
Oke nmiri nke n'ebu ogwe
Ebighebi eligwe oke nmanwu n'eti onwe ya
Obata ulo adimma
Chukwu o chukwu.....A moment of silence for this marvelous Mrs Osinachi the legend in the Nigeria christian music industry that has gone home to rest with the Almighty sad angry

The multitude of Nigerians her music draws close to God shall surely make her make "Heaven" Amen angry shocked sad angry.
That's not how it works tho.....we don't know what she was doing or did at point of death....na point of death matter for heavenly race
CrimeRe: Robbers Raped My Younger Sisters. by Ifakiland(m): 8:34pm On Apr 06, 2022
magmaxmagma:
3 weeks ago, My two sisters in Uni (One is already planning on getting married) came to visit due to the strike.

Armed men 4 in total broke into our house around 1 am, I woke up after hearing a heavy bang, they are already in the parlour, at gunpoint they asked me to bring all my laptops, money and valuables, the robbers forced me and my sisters (unfortunately in night clothes) to the master room, they tore their dresses, in turns they forcefully raped them, I begged and cried for them to stop but one of them smashed my head with the gun and told me if i move he would shoot me in the head.

I haven't been able to sleep and my sisters are so traumatized, I couldn't do anything to help but watch them cry while these monsters raped them. i am so depressed and unhappy, how can i move on from this sad event?
Take the men's body fluid to ijebu Igbo....the rest is history.
FamilyRe: 34-yr-old Mother Who Died During Childbirth Along With Baby Set For Final Burial by Ifakiland(m): 8:29pm On Apr 06, 2022
Metrix147:
A 34-year-old mother of four Mrs. Chioma Viviene Ordu, nee Akasike who passed on on February 15, 2022, during childbirth will be laid to rest Saturday, 30th of April 2022 at 11am.

She passed on while giving birth to her fifth child who also died along with her.

She will be buried at her husband's home Umuejechi Umualum Owerri West Local Government Area of Imo State after a funeral service to be held at St. Paul's Catholic Church Umualum Nekede, Owerri West L.G.A.

The husband, Hon. Ordu Anthony Chidi, better known as Madoka in a release described his late wife, a member of St. Paul's Catholic Church Umualum Nekede, Owerri West as a devout Christian who lived a life worthy of emulation.

While announcing that the family has totally submitted to God's will regarding the death of the late Mrs. Chioma, Hon. Chidi also expressed gratitude to friends and associates for supporting the family in prayers and encouragement at this challenging period.

Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/34-year-old-mother-chioma-ordu-died-childbirth-along-baby-set-final-burial-imo-see-poster/
Omo 5th child at just 34??
She no get personal future planshuh
Was she born to breed kidshuh?
Haba
FamilyRe: My Friend's Wife Always Loves Calling Me by Ifakiland(m): 9:09am On Apr 06, 2022
Sixfiguresmart:
So, she felt bored since she moved in from her previous base. She got not friends around and was always home. Friends has a tasking job.
So, he asked me to call her sometimes when I am free. I call and we have healthy conversations for hours. I am very cautious of any emotional strings. I spell it out to her in clever ways during the conversations.

However, it is becoming addictive. She obliges to certain things only when I ask her to even after declining her husband's suggestions. My friend is so soft and can't seem to handle a tough and educated lady like her.
So, she compares me to him few times and wants him to be like me in terms of being conversational and humurous. Her man isn't willing to change.

So, I am distancing myself away from her because it is becoming an addiction for her to express herself freely with me and spend more time with me rather than my friend. I step in each time they quarrel.

Should I continue the healthy conversation spree or continue with my busy shedule excuses?
You're a bad friend for even been uncomfortable with your friends wife
FamilyRe: Woman Who Slept With Male Best Friend Following Quarrel With Husband, Seeks Help by Ifakiland(m): 11:57pm On Apr 05, 2022
Rotji:
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If I were the husband, it be better you take the secret to the grave, cos confessing it to me.....I'd probably make such a woman's demise look like an accident....lol too much oyinbo crime store....crime of passion is 3rd degree murder of less Dan 25years.
CrimeRe: Have You Ever Been Held At A Knife/Gun Point: Share Your Experiences by Ifakiland(m): 8:07pm On Apr 04, 2022
Omicron007:
I have once been held at a knife point.

During the END-SARS protest in late 2020, I was on my way to work in the wee-hours of the morning, I boarded a taxi and dropped at the junction while waiting for the staff bus to come.

Immediately I alighted from the taxi, three young dirty-looking smelling boys rounded me up. They held me and told me to bring my bag and empty my pocket. I had a laptop in the bag and two phones in my pocket. I also had my office key-card, a flash and some amount of money in the bag.

These boys from the underworld pointed their knives and wanted to stab me. I gently handed over my properties to them to avoid being on the front page of Nairaland.

The security operatives where not on the road as a result of the protests that time and few commuters were on the road.

This particular sad event still lingers in my mind and I almost slid into PTSD.

When I narrated the unfortunate story, some of my guys laughed at me saying I was not a street-rugged guy.

Share your own experience, I'll be in the comment section to read.
Well happened 2017, I closed from work really late and I got to okoko around 11pm, my mistake was to alight from the bus at the middle of the deserted construction area....as I was going forward, I walked passed a guy, next thing I noticed he tapped my shoulder as I turned, he pointed something that looked like a gun at me....immediate I just pushed me, bent down and ran ziz zaz way away from him....as I ran into the crowded area, I told some aboki there that a guy almost robbed me, dey said na god save you say you run sha....anyways I'm always a careful guy, I just almost dull myself that day, cos I had like 20k with me and 2 iPhone

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