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Jobs/VacanciesRe: The N-power Teacher Corps Programme: Must Know Fact by Ifakiland(m): 4:22pm On Jun 09, 2016
N23k per month to teachershuh lolzzz so dos dat means dey are gonna sack d "real" teachers earning huge salaries for ds new ones? cos I don't understand. God will purnish ds leaders of ours. fvck u all...call ur kids to come apply. basterds...as for me....yahoo tinz!
RomanceRe: Angry Ex by Ifakiland(m): 1:32am On Jun 09, 2016
if I were u thu...I'd frame her up. plan to av her kidnapped, blindfold her, take her into a forest, tie her to a tree and leave her for dead. ud be doing her next bf and Nigerian boys in general a favour. gals like dat don't deserve to live.
RomanceRe: Have I Done Somtin Wrong??? by Ifakiland(op): 9:25am On Jun 04, 2016
olac21:
Must a guy give his GF money?I need an answer(s)to this question pls!
she made it sound like it's a must o, my frnds bfs are doing it so do it or we off. so I told her "Bleep u and ur frnds" u can run away sef don't leave alone.
RomanceRe: Have I Done Somtin Wrong??? by Ifakiland(op): 9:23am On Jun 04, 2016
AnakinSkywalker:
While it is not advisable, you can place her on an allowance if you have the means. However, she should have discussed or should talk about it first before rushing to break up the relationship. Secondly, must you give her money before she accepts you as a boyfriend? It is as if she is muscling you into giving her money. ''No money, no relationship''. Before she met you, how did she cope? So if you cannot afford to give her money the relationship is invariably over?

Anyway, if you think the relationship is worth saving and you think she is worth it, then talk to her about the fact that it is better such things are discussed rather than the threats. Secondly, like I said above, if you have the means and not against your principles, then put her on an allowance.

I think you should move on.But then again it is me.
the most annoying thin was d way she sed it asif "I've reported u to my committee of frnds (frnds I've neva met nor talked to in person or fone) and dey say ure not trying" she's a proud gal rite from tyme, I had no idea d pride will one day enter d level of feeling like a beggar asking ur bf for money. have
RomanceRe: Have I Done Somtin Wrong??? by Ifakiland(op): 9:23pm On Jun 03, 2016
nnamdiokere45:
being in a long distance relationship shld tel u sumone is fvcking her frm d other side
I don't worry abt all dat bro...d pvssy belongs to her...my money belongs to me.
RomanceRe: Have I Done Somtin Wrong??? by Ifakiland(op): 9:21pm On Jun 03, 2016
dollyjoy:
Move on bro,that is not the end of the world. tongue

so you give her money whenever she ask for it and she give what in return? I mean what was she offering? What prevented her from working since she don't want to be seen as a beggarundecided
she just finished nysc...but wats is wrong asking ur bf for money! how can she tell me she sees it as me making her beg me for money. have neva heard such before...am I suppose to be giving her allawee? wen am not FG!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Have I Done Somtin Wrong??? by Ifakiland(op): 9:19pm On Jun 03, 2016
dollyjoy:
Move on bro,that is not the end of the world. tongue

so you give her money whenever she ask for it and she give what in return? I mean what was she offering? What prevented her from working since she don't want to be seen as a beggarundecided
she just finished nysc...but wats is wrong asking ur bf for money! how can she tell me she sees it as me making her beg me for money. have neva heard such before...am I suppose to be giving her allawee? wen am not FG!!!
RomanceRe: Have I Done Somtin Wrong??? by Ifakiland(op): 9:08pm On Jun 03, 2016
imagine stupid excuse to brkup o.
RomanceHave I Done Somtin Wrong??? by Ifakiland(op): 9:02pm On Jun 03, 2016
my gf of 3yrs+ broke up with me cos according to her I don't give her money unless she ask me for it dat I'm making her feel like a beggar. we in a long distance relationship o...how d hell am I suppose to know wen she needs money without her askinghuh
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Double Dating Just Few Months To Our Wedding. by Ifakiland(m): 2:30pm On Jun 01, 2016
as for me...u can take ur pvssy and give anoda guy, not my problem it's urs...but u take my money and give anoda guyhuh I'll bath u acid. Yea am crazy like dat.
RomanceRe: The Strength Of A Man Is On How He Controls Anger... by Ifakiland(m): 11:57am On May 31, 2016
harsysky:
The strength of a man is on how he controls anger and not his ability to hit a woman

I remember a time i was playing scrabble with my girlfriend. she got angry because of a nasty comment i made , and she scattered the whole piece. I fumed, lost my breath in anger, and all I was thinking was to hit her. Then I heard my conscience talk to me as usual,

" Harsysky! if you touch her, you will lose my respect forever. i want you to keep earning it".

I don't think i would ever trade my conscience' respect for anything in this world-- it's my reputation. what i did was to smile at my girlfriend and made her realise it was my fault. To those who beat their girlfriend or wife or any random girl, is it a sign of being man enough? i think it's being kid enough. Even kids these days don't do it.

if you are a wife-beater, girlfriend- beater, you are a disgrace, and you don't respect yourself as far as i'm concerned.
ure a mumu...so gals are allowed to insult us, slap us, bite us, but we are only allowed to be looking like "chinedu" Abi. when a gal get violent and physical with me...she becomes a male, and I engage her in a fite with d hope she doesn't beat me...I'll pick her up...slam her on a bed or couch. it's pple like u pastor will slap and ull say touch not d annoited. oponu. am yet to see dat gal dat will be voilent with me and I'll not take to d ring to fight. sebi u want to be treated like a male...I'll treat u as one.
RomanceRe: Hard Thruth... by Ifakiland(op): 8:11pm On May 30, 2016
amauri:
Hmm true to an extent .But don't get d relationship btw d topic n d pix.
don't worry...u can't get d relationship.
RomanceRe: Hard Thruth... by Ifakiland(op): 8:10pm On May 30, 2016
Twaci:
Picture + topic = zero.

undecided
are u done?
RomanceRe: Hard Thruth... by Ifakiland(op): 7:20pm On May 30, 2016
Wat year pls?
RomanceHard Thruth... by Ifakiland(op): 7:12pm On May 30, 2016
Every girls wants to marry a rich guy, the truth of the matter is iron sharpens iron. Where d hell are u gonna meet a rich guy if ure poor? Look around u, av u ever heard a billionaire's son or daughter married to a pauper? The best way to get what u desire is to be what you desire. got dathuh

RomanceRe: Proof That Girls Are No Longer Interested six Packs by Ifakiland(m): 6:55pm On May 30, 2016
enuf of d six pack or six cars bullshit....how many of ur fadas av six cars or six packs....y'all don't just wanna av sense. I just wanna be rich and fabulous.
RomanceRe: Photo: She Needs Advice On Who To Marry by Ifakiland(m): 8:01am On May 30, 2016
I won't toast u drunk...u can't be ugly and still chop my money are u madhuh dats a criminal offense.
RomanceRe: She Has No Idea Whats Coming... by Ifakiland(op): 3:28pm On May 26, 2016
it only take one month profit to settle d intro...so it's noting. it's actually fun. wish u guyz can feel d thrill.
RomanceRe: She Has No Idea Whats Coming... by Ifakiland(op): 3:24pm On May 26, 2016
dauntless15:
OP I AGREE GIRLS ARE THE 3D RENDITION OF DEMONS, BUT WHY THE HELL AM I SMELLING NOLLYWOOD IN YOUR STORY OR MAYBE MY NOSE IS ACTING UP AGAIN, HOW DID YOU MAKE MONEY THAT FAST, HOW COME SHE'S STILL SINGLE, WHY WASTE MONEY ON INTRO IN THIS BUHARI ECONOMY, HOW YOU CARRY HOLD THIS CHILDISH GRUDGE THIS LONG WITHOUT DYING, SO YOU WEREN'T AMBITIOUS OR AFTER MONEY UNTIL SHE TOLD YOU, SO YOUR SUCCESS TODAY WAS INFLUENCE BY HEARTBREAK, THE QUESTIONS ARE NUMEROUS ANSWER THOSE ONES FIRST.
baba ill answer ur questions...actually am from an OK family, not too wealthy neither we poor. I left ohm to hustle, got my own apartment, started a saloon bizness, met d gal and everythin was fine till she started making demand I culdnt keep up with, one day "I need 20k" anoda day "I need 15k" so I called her one day baby how abt u start a bizness of ur own so we can assist eachoda....since dat moment her attitude changed till d day she was bold enuf to tell me am too broke for her. after a week I went ohm...sat with my dad (ohm is always where d help is) had a discussion, told him I want to expand my saloon into a unisex outfit and also open a snacks shop (mini eatery) submitted my bizness proposal, my dad granted me a loan (not like am gonna return) I started d unisex saloon and d snack shop...bout a car and I upgraded myself.
RomanceRe: She Has No Idea Whats Coming... by Ifakiland(op): 3:26pm On May 25, 2016
most of y'all are saying forgive...making reference to God. it's cool I do really get ur point of view, but know that even God has so set of offenses dat ain't pardonable. For me Wat she did is one of such. am not actually cancelling d introduction am just putting it on hold on d day of d ceremony so I can address everyone present my reasons at once instead of having to say d same thing multiple times to different people. better to say it at d ceremony so all will hear at once.
RomanceRe: She Has No Idea Whats Coming... by Ifakiland(op): 7:29pm On May 24, 2016
she just left my apartment now...cooked us a meal, we ate togeda, gisted and laffed. I used to be an angel...she turned me into a demon. I asked her to invite as many frnds as possible, she asked y....i said so dey will know ur hubby to be has money...d idiot beamed with smiles and sed good point.
RomanceRe: She Has No Idea Whats Coming... by Ifakiland(op): 1:33pm On May 24, 2016
onstelly:
To achieve what, you get time sha
to achieve the same thing we achieve wen aving sex with a condom...."pleasure (only)"
RomanceRe: Should I Take A Break Or End The Relationship by Ifakiland(m): 1:25pm On May 24, 2016
fvck off u a bish...uve probably been cheating on him and finding excuse to break up. who doesn't know how d economy is rite now and u here talking asif ure doing him a favour dating him. ure probably d demon hindering him from making it sef...please on behalf of Nigerian bfs....leave d nigga alone to prosper witch!!!!
RomanceRe: She Has No Idea Whats Coming... by Ifakiland(op): 11:15am On May 24, 2016
u av a point...so unfortunate itz pointless to me.
some times u av to pay evil with evil. am actually helping d next guy she will end up with.
RomanceRe: She Has No Idea Whats Coming... by Ifakiland(op): 11:09am On May 24, 2016
ain't breaking u bro...just giving her same break she gave me...u av no idea how it hurts to hear d love of ur life tell u it's over cos ure broke. worst thing dat can happen to a man. time for her to go make her own money too...den we can "marry".
RomanceShe Has No Idea Whats Coming... by Ifakiland(op): 10:45am On May 24, 2016
so I used to be broke dating dis gal, one day out of the blues...she called me and said "you too broke for my liking I fink we a need a break so u can focus on making money, den if am still single we can come bk togeda" I was beyond shocked...tears rolled down my face. One year later I got a job, started a booming bizness....now she bk, she claimed it was her advice, her prayers and d break dat worked for me....i proposed to her she sed yes on d spot. I've met her parents....but I av other plans...I plan to break up with her on d day of our introduction coming up nxt month...want her to feel d heartbreak she put me thru and tell her to go make her own money and if am still single we can continue.
RomanceRe: Can U Be A Friend To Someone U Broke Up With? by Ifakiland(m): 10:38am On May 24, 2016
the only reason I'd still be friends with my ex is if I'd still av access to her pvssy...if not pls get d fvck out.
RomanceRe: Emotonally Down !!! by Ifakiland(m): 8:44am On May 20, 2016
op don't listen to criticiism, do wat u like, learn to say no, grow some beard, dress smart, av a good cologe, wear good shoes, av a gf, keep 2 side chicks to dilute d love, lift so weight, eat good, fvck good, smoke some weed, wink at d gal starring, sleep good...above all, make sure ur wallet aint empty.
RomanceImagine Nonsense... by Ifakiland(op): 12:52pm On May 19, 2016
my ex poked me on fbk, I sent her a msg "hi" den we got talking. den she started saying I hurt her, I broke her hrt dat she hopes am a good guy now I sed sure, den she sed I must buy her a fone (iPhone 5s) to pay for all d hurts.
I told her madam if I dey buy fone for all my ex, na container load I go need o. den she got angry.
RomanceRe: Where Do Prostitutes Take Used Condom To? by Ifakiland(m): 12:40pm On May 19, 2016
for a charm to work against u or harm u, dey will usually need ur real name and ur moda name, dats y only close peeps can harm u. if na so e easy y barbers neva carry dangote hair go collect him destiny, guy d sperm in d condom dissolves after few mins. so forget dat level.
RomanceRe: Facts That Proves Women Are The Cause Of Domestic Violence by Ifakiland(m): 12:21pm On May 19, 2016
I don't beat gals, I just break deir hearts. Dey notin more dan pvssy and ass...unless ofxourse u know my mumu button (only my gf knows dat).
RomanceRe: 30 Secrets Every Woman Keeps From Her Man by Ifakiland(m): 6:13pm On May 18, 2016
may God ask u to click a link before u reach ur blessing...oponu.

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