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N23k per month to teachers lolzzz so dos dat means dey are gonna sack d "real" teachers earning huge salaries for ds new ones? cos I don't understand. God will purnish ds leaders of ours. fvck u all...call ur kids to come apply. basterds...as for me....yahoo tinz! |
if I were u thu...I'd frame her up. plan to av her kidnapped, blindfold her, take her into a forest, tie her to a tree and leave her for dead. ud be doing her next bf and Nigerian boys in general a favour. gals like dat don't deserve to live. |
olac21:she made it sound like it's a must o, my frnds bfs are doing it so do it or we off. so I told her "Bleep u and ur frnds" u can run away sef don't leave alone. |
AnakinSkywalker:the most annoying thin was d way she sed it asif "I've reported u to my committee of frnds (frnds I've neva met nor talked to in person or fone) and dey say ure not trying" she's a proud gal rite from tyme, I had no idea d pride will one day enter d level of feeling like a beggar asking ur bf for money. have |
nnamdiokere45:I don't worry abt all dat bro...d pvssy belongs to her...my money belongs to me. |
dollyjoy:she just finished nysc...but wats is wrong asking ur bf for money! how can she tell me she sees it as me making her beg me for money. have neva heard such before...am I suppose to be giving her allawee? wen am not FG!!!!!! |
dollyjoy:she just finished nysc...but wats is wrong asking ur bf for money! how can she tell me she sees it as me making her beg me for money. have neva heard such before...am I suppose to be giving her allawee? wen am not FG!!! |
imagine stupid excuse to brkup o. |
my gf of 3yrs+ broke up with me cos according to her I don't give her money unless she ask me for it dat I'm making her feel like a beggar. we in a long distance relationship o...how d hell am I suppose to know wen she needs money without her asking ![]() |
as for me...u can take ur pvssy and give anoda guy, not my problem it's urs...but u take my money and give anoda guy I'll bath u acid. Yea am crazy like dat. |
harsysky:ure a mumu...so gals are allowed to insult us, slap us, bite us, but we are only allowed to be looking like "chinedu" Abi. when a gal get violent and physical with me...she becomes a male, and I engage her in a fite with d hope she doesn't beat me...I'll pick her up...slam her on a bed or couch. it's pple like u pastor will slap and ull say touch not d annoited. oponu. am yet to see dat gal dat will be voilent with me and I'll not take to d ring to fight. sebi u want to be treated like a male...I'll treat u as one. |
amauri:don't worry...u can't get d relationship. |
Twaci:are u done? |
Wat year pls? |
Every girls wants to marry a rich guy, the truth of the matter is iron sharpens iron. Where d hell are u gonna meet a rich guy if ure poor? Look around u, av u ever heard a billionaire's son or daughter married to a pauper? The best way to get what u desire is to be what you desire. got dat ![]()
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enuf of d six pack or six cars bullshit....how many of ur fadas av six cars or six packs....y'all don't just wanna av sense. I just wanna be rich and fabulous. |
I won't toast u drunk...u can't be ugly and still chop my money are u mad dats a criminal offense. |
it only take one month profit to settle d intro...so it's noting. it's actually fun. wish u guyz can feel d thrill. |
dauntless15:baba ill answer ur questions...actually am from an OK family, not too wealthy neither we poor. I left ohm to hustle, got my own apartment, started a saloon bizness, met d gal and everythin was fine till she started making demand I culdnt keep up with, one day "I need 20k" anoda day "I need 15k" so I called her one day baby how abt u start a bizness of ur own so we can assist eachoda....since dat moment her attitude changed till d day she was bold enuf to tell me am too broke for her. after a week I went ohm...sat with my dad (ohm is always where d help is) had a discussion, told him I want to expand my saloon into a unisex outfit and also open a snacks shop (mini eatery) submitted my bizness proposal, my dad granted me a loan (not like am gonna return) I started d unisex saloon and d snack shop...bout a car and I upgraded myself. |
most of y'all are saying forgive...making reference to God. it's cool I do really get ur point of view, but know that even God has so set of offenses dat ain't pardonable. For me Wat she did is one of such. am not actually cancelling d introduction am just putting it on hold on d day of d ceremony so I can address everyone present my reasons at once instead of having to say d same thing multiple times to different people. better to say it at d ceremony so all will hear at once. |
she just left my apartment now...cooked us a meal, we ate togeda, gisted and laffed. I used to be an angel...she turned me into a demon. I asked her to invite as many frnds as possible, she asked y....i said so dey will know ur hubby to be has money...d idiot beamed with smiles and sed good point. |
onstelly:to achieve the same thing we achieve wen aving sex with a condom...."pleasure (only)" |
fvck off u a bish...uve probably been cheating on him and finding excuse to break up. who doesn't know how d economy is rite now and u here talking asif ure doing him a favour dating him. ure probably d demon hindering him from making it sef...please on behalf of Nigerian bfs....leave d nigga alone to prosper witch!!!! |
u av a point...so unfortunate itz pointless to me. some times u av to pay evil with evil. am actually helping d next guy she will end up with. |
ain't breaking u bro...just giving her same break she gave me...u av no idea how it hurts to hear d love of ur life tell u it's over cos ure broke. worst thing dat can happen to a man. time for her to go make her own money too...den we can "marry". |
so I used to be broke dating dis gal, one day out of the blues...she called me and said "you too broke for my liking I fink we a need a break so u can focus on making money, den if am still single we can come bk togeda" I was beyond shocked...tears rolled down my face. One year later I got a job, started a booming bizness....now she bk, she claimed it was her advice, her prayers and d break dat worked for me....i proposed to her she sed yes on d spot. I've met her parents....but I av other plans...I plan to break up with her on d day of our introduction coming up nxt month...want her to feel d heartbreak she put me thru and tell her to go make her own money and if am still single we can continue. |
the only reason I'd still be friends with my ex is if I'd still av access to her pvssy...if not pls get d fvck out. |
op don't listen to criticiism, do wat u like, learn to say no, grow some beard, dress smart, av a good cologe, wear good shoes, av a gf, keep 2 side chicks to dilute d love, lift so weight, eat good, fvck good, smoke some weed, wink at d gal starring, sleep good...above all, make sure ur wallet aint empty. |
my ex poked me on fbk, I sent her a msg "hi" den we got talking. den she started saying I hurt her, I broke her hrt dat she hopes am a good guy now I sed sure, den she sed I must buy her a fone (iPhone 5s) to pay for all d hurts. I told her madam if I dey buy fone for all my ex, na container load I go need o. den she got angry. |
for a charm to work against u or harm u, dey will usually need ur real name and ur moda name, dats y only close peeps can harm u. if na so e easy y barbers neva carry dangote hair go collect him destiny, guy d sperm in d condom dissolves after few mins. so forget dat level. |
I don't beat gals, I just break deir hearts. Dey notin more dan pvssy and ass...unless ofxourse u know my mumu button (only my gf knows dat). |
may God ask u to click a link before u reach ur blessing...oponu. |
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lolzzz so dos dat means dey are gonna sack d "real" teachers earning huge salaries for ds new ones? cos I don't understand. God will purnish ds leaders of ours. fvck u all...call ur kids to come apply. basterds...as for me....yahoo tinz!
