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where were when dey were sharing sense in heaven before coming to earth? or ur mama pvssy squeeze it off yr brain?

KOYINSTEL:
then she should be ready to waste more years trying to please an idiot that doesn't give a damn about her.

it's better for her to end it now
the guy will most likely not end up marrying her
the girl is bringing herself too low
the guy is annoying nd the girl herself should know her worth and stop trying to please the man at all cost

gals, so u really want her to leave her bf of 2yrs for a rich guy she met less dan a yr. no wonder domestic violence is common. Pls gals wateva u do marry a guy u can call a frnd.

you were her first sex doesn't mean u disvirgined her....she mite av been fingered in d past, or her she into sport or she got broken during her menses. ure definitly her first sex, but no bi u break her womanliness.

marvelck:
I've noticed that a lot of Yoruba guys now prefer to date or marry Ibo girls these days. Well, I'm not surprised, cos Ibo girls are very beautiful, intelligent, respectful, hardworking, very loving & caring, religious, loyal, clean, know how to cook very well, and are also very good in bed , compare to girls from other tribes. And Ibo girls also make very good lovers and mothers. They know how to take care of their men and kids very well. No wonder a lot of Yoruba guys (and guys from other tribes) are abandoning their tribe girls and rushing over Ibo girls for relationship and marriage. Ibo girls, do keep up the good work. We're proud of you girls.

in ur useless mind, y will I purchase an ibo gal in d name of huge brideprice dan marry a yoruba gal? we yoruba boys we only love ibo pusssy, but we marry our own.

won't call u a maga yet till u ans ds....dos she give pussyicational comforts?

peawizzy:
Good Day Everyone, i'm a college student trying to invest with about 10 thousand. please, i would need suggestions on how to invest such amount of money. thank you.

my dear ur best bet with d money is to buy female accessories (earrings, bracelets, etc) and sell to ur frnds, course mates, etc....if u manage it well with time ull start selling clothes, etc.
I love hardworking independent minded ladies.
all d best on ur way up.

Elyzbeth:
Why dont you invest the money in other people's business, as a student you nid to focus on your studies, if nt you'll be divided. call me 08127579198 cus right nw i'm in nid of investors.

ole, u don't av family dat can invest in u abi

hi farmers, I av a vacant 2 plots of land I wanna use for tomato farming, pls where can I get good seeds...I stay in lagos...thanks.

klassykute:
e neva serious.. but just b careful ... if it happens d next time confront her.. if she loves u she go tell u .. if nt she go vex or lie .. use to av a gf like dat .. na she tell mi self .. just hold God o guy .. no let woman spoil ur future .. one love bro

hmmmmmm, me dey always feel say na orgasmic weakness o

klassykute:
do u dream of avin se3 wit her?

nop

klassykute:
dis guy don nab mami water .. just pray she likes u . or sorry for ur future

a pastor once told me she a witch, but dat she likes me thu warned me not to hurt her heart...tot he was bullshitting.

marshalcarter:
She transportin ur destiny to their kingdom....



YAFF ENTER ONE CHANCE

u shitting me?

After each love making session...she always become weak and lifeless...unresponsive atimes, den after 15mins+ she will ask wat happened? I'd say bae, u scared me.
why does she do dis?

y is it so difficult and weird eating d same food every fvcking day?

Hadez:

ur boobs like feeding bottle.

onila:
if u are not an engineering major, computer science, info tech
I dont like doctors tho

dont holla at me
my father is a mathematician so it comes natural

I just turned down a lawyer because hes not a science major

so ure dad is a fvcking maths teaching and ure here selecting boys...idiot.
y not be like ur mom and marry a maths teacher too.

op u don't av sense, ur fada born u in his late 40's means ur mom is probably a second wife, how is dat my biz? marry early or late, who ur poor mentality epp?

wat does atosoko mean?

op if u give her dat money, I'll look for, I'll find u and I'll fvck u with a stick...cos ud be a bish nigger if u do. y d hell do u still av her number? nigger man d fvck up, go drink some beer, fvck some gals, and get over d hoe. its no more ur business if she makes it in life or not. she an ex, no more a known organism.

Marlvin:
But there's nothing wrong with that, just the speed rate of your sub conscious mind

thanks bro...d rest of u, Una left ynash if u a gal, ur right ball if u a dude.

I've noticed that wheneva I sleep, even if it's a little nap, but as long as I close my eyes to sleep...am always dreaming (sometimes good or bad) but am always dreaming day or nite. its so stresssful dat I don't enjoy sleeping. pls wats d cause?

I've noticed that wheneva I sleep, even if it's a little nap, but as long as I close my eyes to sleep...am always dreaming (sometimes good or bad) but am always dreaming day or nite. its so stresssful dat I don't enjoy sleeping.
pls wats d cause?

if ure a theif, better go do yahoo or rob a bank (dey usually fvcking insured). If u steal from me, a hustlers managing his resources and ure caught...I'm gonna pay for d fuel to burn you.

in ur mind ure a player wanna steal anoda man's gal....if I were her guy ill pour u acid, in ur nxt life ull learn wen not to tresspass...idiot.

if my gf shuld av a male bestie, I won't be moved cos I know only jew guys accept such post from gals, am also not scared of my gf males frnds before we met, if she wanted to date dem she would av...the male frnds am always scared of are the ones she meets while we still dating, esp dos ones dat always form I can do better dan ur bf.
best male frnds aint d threat, the threats are d friendly guys she meets at weddings, school, church, etc while dating u.

Wahalaboy:
Why Most girls today have a male best friend they call "bestie". And these besties serve as the chief custodians of the girl's emotional garbage. Because of how generally open minded, straightforward, interesting and mature guys are, girls have grown to prefer having them closer to their hearts as friends instead of having regular female best friends.

However, because of some factors I'm going to highlight now, having a male bestie while at the same time having a boyfriend is toxic to your relationship.

1. Girls find it easier to be "just friends" with guys than vice-versa. In 7/10 of cases, the male bestie usually has hidden feelings for the female bestie. When a guy has feelings for a girl and she got problems with her relationship and she asks that guy for some advice, man, out of jealousy, he is most likely to give the girl an advice toxic to the girl's relationship like- "forget it, he's not meant for you" :v

2. There are lots of Emotions transferred through problem sharing:

See, when you find yourself really comfortable sharing your problems with someone, it heightens the emotional connection between the both of you. When you share your personal problems with a guy it increases the intimacy between you two. So when you have a boyfriend but you feel more comfortable talking to another guy about your problems and he's giving a listening ear, you both start developing some kind of intimacy you wouldn't believe. And if care isn't taken, that intimacy might develop into feelings.

3. A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on:

This is self explanatory. A girl is most vulnerable when she's all emotional crying to meet a male buddy of hers telling him about her heartache. Bae, if the guy wants to take advantage of you at that moment, even Karashika can't help you. When a girl is hurt she's most likely to cry to a close male friend of hers especially when the boyfriend caused the hurt. At that point she is weak as shit and she needs succor. In many cases I've seen, the guy let's her cry on his shoulder and the lips just gets locked and....

4. In most cases, the bestie is the funnier one-

Girls are automatically more attracted to a guy when he's funny. And believe me, girls prefer to spend more time with a funny person than a boring boyfriend. So in most cases the girl spends time texting or talking with her funny-as-shit bestie rather than her always uptight super-busy boyfriend. Aside the intimacy that grows from talking to constantly with a particular person, funny guys will make a girl laugh so much the girl don't even realize when she pulls her panties.

5. It creates an unnecessary competition between your boyfriend and your bestie:

It gets to a point when your bestie becomes jealous of your boyfriend and your boyfriend becomes insecure about your bestie. Infact at one point both parties would accuse you of choosing the other one over him.

6. It's easier to cheat with your male bestie than with anyone else:

You both get playing and one thing leads to the other and you both kiss. Nothing attached... "just kiss". Doesn't seem harmless though but then you realize that no matter how casual the kiss was, you cheated already. And when you do this habitually it develops from a harmless kiss into something deeper and before you know it, you become something like "friends with benefits".

7. You are most likely to develop feelings for your bestie because you only see the good side of him.

He's like everything your boyfriend isn't. He has time to listen to your problems, he generally pays more attention to you, he's usually funnier. So you might get carried away by his charms because you only see that good part of him he shows you. When you fall for him and maybe you had to end your relationship because of him, you realize that he wasn't much better than your boyfriend.

very false my bro, wen a gal starts calling a guy bestie, it means she sees him as a non-sexual organism. Unless d guy rapes her, notin sexual can happen btw dem.

rubsaphy:
ladies, we are naturally attracted to guys that are not attracted to us....

shut up bish, don't say ladies, say you. not all gals are foolish, some actually know wat dey want. Later ull end up with a thug dat will beat u and post all men are d same. idiot.

gals while single will be running after oda women husband finking dey aving fun, forgetting dat dey are also gonna get married someday.
karma is a bish, if ur hubby cheats, it means u were once a hoe.

op leave her and pm her number to me, how can she be earning more than u...when she has a low self esteem bf.

gals just don't av sense, d guy sed he can't leave d job to marry u, so y d fvck do u want to do dat? Both of u don't even av sense.