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So how come the bullets now penetrate these hullums, I thought they all had 'odechi' and are immune to bullets? If guns can kill the Bokites, then these mini cultists should beware that those African Science they depend upon, 'e nor dey save'!

Conspiracy Theory - Mel Gibson
Braveheart- Mel Gibson
Seven Pounds - Will Smith

hahaha that's lovely. The only ish is that, all kitty cats are the same. Just how good the owner is that makes any difference. Nice to hear of your famous kitty cat.

dammytosh:
I love Rev Mbaka, even though i am not a catholic.

Of course you love miracles not God.

Since when did transfer of priests become news? Its done regularly, so his should not be politicized.

murmee:
Couldn't you write in simple good English? My friend, please show that you attended school now.

I prefer he wrote in pigin than the half baked English many do here with more acronyms than a mainframe could decyfer.

GMartyns:
Hello, I have to share this with you simply because I want to have you suggest and advice on what to do.

After my graduation, It's over a year now that I've been staying with my Elder Sister and her husband. No kids yet.  Believing God for a job. So I could be independent of anyone.

The issue is, I wonder how on earth my sister could marry him- an unbeliever. Him and my sister are just like two opposite poles. She's a believer, but the husband claims to be a christian but not ungodly so to speak. At a time, he stopped going to church for a period of 3 to 4 months.

He listens to corrupt songs, and at a time told my sister her parent would burry her soon. What transpired between them I could not tell.

He suddenly becomes rude, demanding that, I,  his brother in-law should wash every plate he uses to eat the food he cooks and dishes out by himself in the presence of my sister.

This is a man who stays at home all the day doing absolutely nothing. He is 40. I am 30.

Each time I return home, the kitchen is always messed up. And deliberately, leaves the kitchen in such a mess, so I could clean them up for him, since I'm staying with them. Yet, he could cook the food by himself, dished it by himself and sleep all all day or probably watch the TV .

My Sister works 7 to 7 daily, and most of the times, she would have been tired , returning from work.

We don't eat together. I wash every plate I personally use. Most times, I cook the food, and have him and my sister eat first. And then I dish mine later.

Lately, I have been observing some fastings, and I rarely go to the kitchen to cook nothing. Yet he demands that must wash every plate he uses to eat whether or not I eat on that day.

My question is, Is it right for my Sister's Husband to be demanding for such, asking me to wash his dirty plates? when he doesn't even care whether I have eaten or not.

He said and I quote " I can't be washing plates in this house, neither is my wife going to do same, you must wash every plate used in this house  henceforth"

To me, it is the hottest insult I have ever received. Not even my own mother would demand for such a dirty request...

Now, I resolved to not eating anymore in the house, probably that would put a stop to the ridicule.

You're more like a kettle calling pot black! He's an 'unbeliever' and that makes you a saint, right? All these churchous attitude of so-called christians really irritates me. If you're 30, meaning your sister is more, do you think she had much choices in marrying him or if she had, it was her choice! If you can't take the heat, leave the kitchen. Its his home afterall. He's probably reacting to territory you're encrouching into and not feeling secure with you around anymore. Just drift man.

That's obviously your weak point of view. And yours alone.

kilode100:
Stupid women fighting over an ordinary man when it should have been the other way round..




Next!!..

You will have to wait till 2020 for men to fight over you at this rate.

Daughterzion:
Dont judge so you wont be judged. Leave it fnr God to handle

Why not leave Jonathan, Buhari, Abacha, and those many boys that jilted you for God to judge too?
It is people like you they're trying to save from gullibility, but no, e nor go gree.

Chanchit:
Na this kyn thing 9ja police dey like, they can't help you look for the person but when you don locate the suspect then dey would help you show him/her pepper.

With percentage cut too.

Just play along. Get busy, with your books of course. Stop calling too. You will get over him sooner than you think. If he is Finance Minister, it will soon be 4 years and we'll know how busy he truly was.

asifawarley:
Meaning Of LOL,LMAO,LMFA And BTW.


LOL- Laughing Out Loud

LMAO- Laughing My Ass Off

LMFAO- Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

BTW-The ByThe Way

OMG- Oh My God

WTF- What The Bleep

HMU-Hit Me Up

IDK- I don't Know

IDC- I don't Care

WDYMBT- What Do You Mean By That

LWKMD-Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

JK- Just Kidding

JJ-Just Joking

TBH- To Be Honest

FYI-For Your Information

FML- Bleep My Life

GTG- Good To Go/Got To Go

GB-Good Job

BRB- Be Right Back

BFF- Best Friends Forever

BISLY- But I Still Love You

JTLYK- Just To Let You Know

NM- Never Mind

WB- Welcome Back

IMO- In My Opinion

FWIS- For What It's Worth

NP- No Problem

MTFBWY- May The Force Be With You

OTOH- On The Other Hand

RL- Real Life

SFSG- So Far So Good

TTYL- Talk To You Later

TYVM- Thank You Very Much

TY- Thank You

TTT- To The Top

WRT- With Respect To

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What the meaning of OP on Nairaland?

Home video ba? No blood hmm? Clap for ya self.

MizMyColi:
We judge behaviour, not people.

How do you separate 'behaviour' from 'people'? Methinks, the behaviour makes the people.

newdada:

Fannie Licker? For crying out loud, whatever the child did to the parents.

whithawk:
Abeg Obafemi Martin's don join music industry? He's been posing with alotta musicians recently.

Point of Correction; they have been posing with him. Them be mates?

cramjones:
The All Progressives Congress, APC, has condemned what it called the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP’s “unprovoked insults and unguarded statements” on President Muhammadu Buhari and other members of the APC.

The APC said in the aftermath of last Wednesday’s presidential chat, PDP’s spokesperson, Olisa Metuh in a statement issued on Thursday amongst others called Mr. Buhari an “unrepentant tyrant” and a “fascist”.

APC said PDP accused ministers and APC members of corruption while further accusing the president of a selective anti-corruption fight.
APC’s national chairman, John Odigie-Oyegun, in a statement Saturday said, “The APC is worried by PDP’s inciting statements. Respect for the office of the president or heads of government in any clime is not a matter of choice but a civic obligation sanctioned by laws. Being an opposition party or critic is no license to issue abusive, intemperate and slanderous statements on government officials; most especially the president of the country.

“The PDP has proven that it is not a party to be trusted or taken seriously. Only recently, the PDP said in a December 24, 2015 statement: ‘we urge that Nigerians should not recourse to hauling insults on the President’.
“For the umpteenth time, the APC urges Nigerians who see merit in the war that the President Buhari-led administration is waging against corruption, not to be distracted by the PDP and their agents of corruption to discredit the war. For the records, the ongoing war against corruption is not selective. Anybody guilty of corrupt practices will face the law.
“If the PDP has any proof of corruption against any APC member or minister as alleged, we advise that they approach any of the anti-graft agencies constitutionally mandated to handle such cases.

“PDP’s rant suggesting a selective anti-corruption fight by the present administration should be seen as a plot meant to distract the citizenry from the successful ongoing war against graft.
“The PDP does not have the luxury of dictating how the present administration carries out its legitimate duty of catching looters, as long as it conforms with the rule of law.”

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/196080-apc-warns-against-insulting-buhari-government-officials.html

-CramJones

Oooh, so e dey pain? Una never see anything. Una curse, abuse and scandalise Jonathan and of course the idiotic PDP for as long as I fit remember now una want make e stop? Very funny. Let the trolling begin.

RexKex:
OP, No disrespect BUT it is Girls like You that Will "Unintentionally" Lead a man into "Cheating".


"The era of men being non-chalant is Over". Yea, But the era of women acting all silly, Nagging over Menial Issues & Expecting men to "Easily" Forgive & Forget Some certain "Sins" is Over too! Women are emotional beings, So are some Men!


So you expecting that somehow His heart is made of steel and He won't feel hurt by something you claim you did "Four Years" ago is outrageous! Did you ask yourself how grave your "sin" Was? How It might have affected him?


Honestly! Girls like you need to calm the f**k down, Telemundo OR whatever shiit you watch is Entirely different from Reality!


You're angry with him For not telling you He was saving to Buy a Car? Common Girl, Don't be Silly!

Yeah, I totally agree. The Telemundo and Z Channels effect is eroding our young ladies of their senses and reality. What would have happened if she called to say "happy new year", will her breasts sag or Mary K dry up? All I see is the girl assuming, and expecting to be pampered and all that Telemundo stuff. Hey, welcome to reality. Better start watching Nuthing Hills and the rest and forget this archaic African mentality that a man must do this and that.

Adamsdelrio:
My mind keeps telling me this... Mikel will soon become the best soccer player that Africa has ever produced..Just waiting for the right time.

That right time might be 10 years time (after retirement).

Verify what claims sir? Methinks it should be the other way round.

ggakunna:
I don't know if I should term it a "mistake". I have noticed a very subsequent occurrence among very beautiful ladies( Although not all). They end up getting married to "ugly" men. Why does this happen

Women are really a library...

That's in where the bulk of money are found.

lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.


Bottom line is, if it were so hard, I wouldn't even had people interested in my hand. If I Reallly want to marry, I will just marry one of the broke as niggas.

In three years time, you will be a regular at TB Joshua, trust me.

One dumb thing the president said about hijab was, "some motor parks are already using metal detectors for body search..." The bomber is looking for proximity for his hideous act and you want to search 'at close quarters'? That’s very dumb. Very very dumb. Whatever happened to observing from a distance?

It could be some guy playing bad pranks with their pictures.

Towncrier247:
Malaysian high court this morning Dec. 28th sentenced a 37 year old Nigerian man identified as Ekene Collins Isaac to death by hanging after he was found guilty of trafficking 915.6 grammes of methamphetamine three years ago in Malaysia.

Court papers showed that Collins who was a cleaner in Nigeria, committed the offence at Wad 6C, Serdang Hospital, at Jalan Puchong, Kajang, between 7.20 a.m. on March 3, 2012 and 1.00 p.m. on March 5 of the same year. The banned drugs were found inside his body.

The presiding Judge, Datuk Wan Afrah Wan Ibrahim handed down the sentence after she was satisfied that the prosecution had proven the case against him. He did not show any reaction when the sentence was read out by Wan Afrah.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2015/12/nigerian-sentenced-to-death-by-hanging.html

He want drive Range nau.

jmoore:
Full time Man Utd 0-0 Chelsea

Most likely.

jnrbayano:
As an ardent Man United supporter this is the first time in 18years (as a United fan) I wouldn't want my team to win.

I really want the negative outcome to force the board to relieve Mr Philosopher Van Gaal of his gaffer duties.

Just like you read my mind. Only that I have some money at stake on this van 'secretary' Gaal and his stupid philosophy and process.

overlord77:
One advice. "Girls, close your legs!" Period. Don't be so desperate for a man in your life that you continue having sex with every #t.wat! of a guy you meet. Haba! Imagine the guts in the guy. Oh well, he got her really cheap I guess.

That's not the correct advice. If you ask them to close their legs, are they made of stone too or do you feel it's only guys that have the urge?
Better is, ladies make yourself more appropriated by being worth your salt.
I've seen guys earnestly searching for their previous one night stands to marry. Ladies, just because a guy lays with you doesn't mean your dignity or life is over. You laid him also! If you are a class act, you can turn the table around. He doesn't have to feel like 'I done her' instead, 'I am lucky to have done her!' If they close their legs to all men, mind you, the husband to be would be among them. So be prudent girls. Don't mingle with the not your type but don't set your standard too high as well. Just be modest and you'd be surprised how modest guys will seek you out of the lot.

Islie:



This conversation really happened between a lady and the boyfriend she thought she had

This is what you get when you date a girl for her looks and wigs only to realise there is practically nothing underneath the wig save for an empty skull. A smart girl will not get you this bored to have to dis her this bad. It's cruel what the guy did, dumping her blatantly, but sometimes a guy's got to rid himself of some dull pests. I couldn't even make out some things she typed and I can bet you she's a looker!
Ladies, work on your speech as well as your writing. Don't just go to the salon, go to the library and get things in that skull.

Children will be writing comments on adult issues, hmm. How do you know wife material, in just one day or one date? Or do good wives not like sex? Whoever told you guys that a wife material must be Mary Magdaline? Suppose she likes sex on the wild side just like you and she can easily run your home too, prudent, and loyal, so you would leave such an angel because you slept with her on a first date? What is sauce for the geese may be dogoyaro for the goose. YOU alone determine YOUR wife material, not society! Be guided.

OLADD:
http://www.punchng.com/fg-may-reduce-petrol-to-n85litre-january-1/

http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/news-categories/national/item/5115-breaking-news-fg-reduces-price-of-petrol-to-85-86-naira-per-litre

If you like announce N20/litre or N200/litre nobody cares now provided we get a place to buy the fuel. So much for the change. If only people knew change is hinged on a number line, positive or negative, its still change, right? Its now obvious that it only 'power exchange' people voted for.