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@NIXXXX For you o

No so sure if your moniker is NIXX, after solving your problem. I discovered you have removed the thread. See the solution below

She is truly your dream girl, your infatuation has swallowed you. To be sincere, your guilt produce the mental playback called dreams.

@Opera240 open book joor make I copy, so you sabi this thing sef �. For @Goalnaldo book 4 Na Shibaraba. This is fun�

The latest is conditional cash transfer send your bvn acct details to National Treasurer, I can't stop laughing. Nigerians can be creative to solve hunger problems.�

The legislators should be paid on a level scale, they are doing nothing special. Even corruption will be controlled if we reduce their pay

The more the test, the more the numbers until when it reaches a peak if properly tested and contacts well traced. I hope Akwa-Ibom will join these aggressive testing approach not audio test and politicized approach to Covik-19.

When you see life in full perspective, decisions made is usually perfect. Not being Sarcastic, even the good girls who get guys to marry them feel there is something outside they must oneday see. And that's the reason some Not all develop a strange attitude after the "Marriage" just because they have not seen it all. Bottom line, behave like a gambler... Know when to hook the right man and stick to him I mean making your marriage work or you die regretting!

Happy00002:
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My guy send me odds o. Make u no chop alone o. If odds sure I go reward you by 20% and advertise you my self. We build trust from trials

As a Crowther 98/04 set my craziest moment was when my class Ss2 was asked to cook a dissected chicken. After cooking we ate some parts and forwarded the rest to my biology teacher. He brought a record of chicken parts which we could not produce. That earned us (Victor Anyanwa, Sunday Okafor, Ikpe, etc) punishment of bringing a fowl and a tuber of yam to school. I fought on behalf of my erstwhile JS2 friend with a senior SS2 for attempting to steal his locker, trust me they SS2 rugged arrange me well on Friday. I also had an escapade with a beautiful Corper where I earned my nickname Benzene. Up Sch....Up boys

If you're in a location like Uyo, get a brand new tricycle and make #2,500 a day. I prefer giving out on hired purchase like #1Mil over a period of one year 9 month. By so doing you've empowered the rider and made some more money

Why did they not signal the next check point, cos I remember I overran one of their check point at Ogoni and they could not chase me. The police men signalled the next checkpoint to return me by one way and I went back and paid the dues. I suspect the sienna story is incomplete.

Maths English Civic Govt. The combo can get a degree in Pol Sci

My guy Lola is pregnant no be problem abi you think say after all your labor she go produce plasma tv. Delay the wedding to do the following:
Find out if she aborted or not, If she aborts then wonderful else allow her bore the child and do DNA.
If DNA catch you then tell your wifey else shutdown and tell your priick to be compatible to one pussie. Good ladies are just a rare commodity, so I feel bad when guys loss them for crazy hoe

Qadaffi2idiamin:
Now I know how to kwollect all za money buhari sook prom Ningeria...

You want to apply Economic sekurity to Kwaruption. Yoowa!�

For your own good.
Always travel with your ID's
If you're travelling with a laptop make sure you have the receipt and create separate user logons if you have something that can bring too many questions. Remember any common browser in use is for Yahoo boys as tagged by our policemen.
If possible avoid Windows OS use strange OS like flavours of Linux and when apprehended just hand over the system...I bet no idiot can navigate Linux.
Mind your dress and language if any idiot randomly stops you. Agree to follow them even to the office of Mr Buhari if they wish.
If you can quickly make calls, your family and the Commissioner of Police or any person overseeing that unit saves you a lot of drama.

In this our 21st century where a graduate with BSc earns peanut then NCE graduates will be nanny. Why not think of upgrading the existing ones to school of education or degree awarding institutions by affiliation. The problem of Nigeria is not schools but integration of graduates in the workforce and the society at large. See NPower for instance, it would be great of the exited batch A is employed into the ministry of humanitarian. That is social integration.

I perceive you've made your husband invest in a wrong business or buy a wrong property that has seized his fragile peace.
Or maybe he's not financially stabilized and depression is boxing him to a corner.
A wonderful marriage is a product of abundance. There is something missing somewhere
My advice is that firstly you must never attempt to take decision in whatsoever situation, let the man think even if you know the answer tell him
My dear, what should we do...in respect of you telling him to dress your way
Secondly, A family that prays together stays together...one can chase a thousand, two can chase ten thousand. E dey inside bible no be me talk am
Thirdly, you can employ your children to be your PRO to communicate some flimsy choice to their father. E no go beat them.
By the way am not married, why am I giving you this 1001 tips to live with a brutal husband.
Just manage the small advice...other married professional can add more.

MTN should better boast of 3G circulation in the 36 states not even 4G talkless of 5G. Is Nigeria made of only 3 cities. You cannot even make a clear voice call in Uyo. Nonsense!

My dear Don't pay for the Six months its standard for you to keep some money and rent a new apartment. Except you wish to renew which I strongly advise against

Nigerians collect sense full bar

That guy with plank for the fourth pics no get joy at all

Hipsofagoddess:
Uba is a useless bank. This same thing happened to my brother when he was in school long before the era of bitcoin. It has also happened to several people I know.

This is what you should do. Google the current CEO of Uba and find him/her on Twitter.

Send a tweet to the CEO angrily stating what happened. You'll be surprised how fast the customer service personnel would respond.

It's your bank, they have the responsibility to protect your money. There is no need feeling depressed start doing something now before the money will enter voicemail.

I strongly agree #100k no be beans o

My dear you need to reset all your pins and passwords. Someone recently used your phone and I suspect the person deleted the first transaction alert of #27k and made the bitcoin purchase of #100k. Who you offend, Wey collect her tithe from you? Confess o

Falana chop I chop, Kingsley no mind bros, e dey find roja!

Police employ the boy asap and demoted the SAR's extortionist

That's the same people, making policies to crashland the debris called Nigeria.
I applied for National ID on 6 occasions and was outrightly denied please can FG deport me to Germany. That's my ancestry.

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Step son: Dad why did you beat mum black and blue.
Dad: She's just crazy and the next time I'd finish her
Son: You mean you'd do these again
Dad: Yes! And even worst
Son: Dad, don't you ever touch her
Dad: See who's talking, and if I do are you gonna fight me (pressing his muscles) and she deserves a dirty slap for tellin yo
Son: Leave her alone
Dad: You dare stop me, throws a punch, gbiff..
Son: Paries, returns a punch gbii
And the blows land happily ever after.
#Hilarious nonsense

What I know is if this buses are plying their regular routes. We can suspend using our cars and that alone will bury Lagos traffic forever

Ik what is the lesson for the common man Wey no get phone or ATM. Think the solution way. If you made transfers trace the account owners, and bingo you have the culprits. In Uyo, early this year a patrol team that was constituted by dismissed policemen was arrested after attempting to harass and extort someone who pretended to act in fear but dude was just baiting them.

I signalled an incoming vehicle to dim but he refused. I pretended I was veering into him he sharpenly dim. Nigerians can overdo