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Education / Re: Sit-At-Home: South East Candidates Who Missed 2021 WASSCE To Re-Sit by ifiokbenzy(m): 5:26pm On Sep 20, 2021
nairavsdollars:
Resit what? Abeg give all of them A. They can't write any exam as they are mentally and pschologically traumatised
I can't agree less
Politics / Re: The Good Side Of Buhari's Trousers No Media Will Show You (Picture) by ifiokbenzy(m): 3:55pm On Sep 20, 2021
udomma1005:

Abobby be calming down smiley
Na the ojembah top we give am, the trousers na custom made follow come, ask Fashionista Abba Kyari!
Na the Ishi ewu material fit our onyisi no be here

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives New York Ahead Of 76th UN Summit (Photos) by ifiokbenzy(m): 12:18pm On Sep 20, 2021
He did not wear his Ishi ewu uniform. Rascals of the highest orders according to Sam Loco
Car Talk / Re: Nigeria Hub Of Stolen Vehicles - Zainab Ahmed by ifiokbenzy(m): 2:08pm On Aug 13, 2021
Wow! Nigeria is a hub of stolen vehicles from Europe and by correspondence Europe is a hub of stolen funds from Nigeria. If I like, Ask Kyari and CashPuppy
Romance / Re: The Girl I Am Trying To Date Is Fickle-Minded! Please Help by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:15am On Aug 12, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



She's smart.

That's a tactics based on partner acceptance to trap you into rationalizing any potential changes in her because that vaginarian is keeping her options open.
She'd go cold on you when there's a healthier preek and be back like a stray dog when she's been dumped.

And SIMPle you will be like, 'oh... that's just her being fickle-minded'.

I blame you for making her fickle-minded, a lady visited you THRICE and you think she just came to watch Telemundo and gist?
The poor girl may have borrowed money to buy a shaving razor to mow her lawn yet you chose to kiss.

For making her shave in vain, she's concluded you are a limp horse and wouldn't want you clinging on since you still won't give her the good dicking she's needing.

Since you wanna be with her then there's only one solution, but it will only work if you are very good in bed.
Let her be fickle-minded, you be fvck-minded.

Do everything in your power to win her back,
Fvck her first then watch her fickleness fizzle away and once she starts yearning for you, become fickle-fvck-minded and treat her like a sorry sex option.

If she complains, tell her it's her fault. She sexually transmitted that stupidity to you.

But the above won't work so well if she's a ho.
In that case, alaye just forget kpekus and go make money.

Your heart really does not need such emotional parasite.
She's best a bed friend.
That's my NwaAmaikpe I am entertained o
Sports / Re: Mbappe Tells PSG He Wants To Leave For Real Madrid After Messi Joins Club by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:06am On Aug 12, 2021
Mbappe would make a lot of sense in Liverpool where team play really makes a difference. He needs more money from football biz and recognition. I love the decision

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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Stunning Photos by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:41am On Aug 12, 2021
vincent10:
With those finger nails, how will she wash her yansh after pooing or peeing?
Na only shit you dey pity, anyway her suckaway big to carry plenty shit
Culture / Re: Why Do Foreigners Appreciate Nigerian Masquerades, Artifact More Than Nigerians? by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:19pm On Jan 05, 2021
Culture has been mixed with religion and that's the reason true Nigerian who understand the impact of such religion avoid the parades.
We had a cultural display that almost turned bloody on the 2nd of January in AkwaIbom.
Looting and intimidation made those who wanted to see the masquerade show regret.
Remember masquerade is a culture that involves initiation of some special people and it was earlier used to control or maintain orderliness while I prefer to be silent on the religious part.
Today masquerades are cultist and if you have earlier clashed with them, the revenge becoms sweet under the mask...Trust me you'll pay to watch a young boy matchet you for scolding him for a wrong attitude.
The organizers fail to see it from the perspective of purely entertainment maybe because some masquerades from other communities Grace the show and nobody monitors their excesses.
How do you explain masquerades brandishing matchet and attempting to stop a car on the highway. Or like we usually ask 'Can Barney or Santa do that' I rest my case!
Crime / Re: My Near-Death Experience On 31st December 2020 by ifiokbenzy(m): 4:00pm On Jan 03, 2021
During hold ups I mean at the mercy of criminals comply with instructions. Don't attempt to be smart cos you're not.
December 2018 cross over in Uyo via Aka-Etinan area always presumed to be safe. I was riding my motorcycle home around 4am 1st January, I saw three boys masked like masquerades brandishing matchet. I rode into them turned off my headlights and being that the street was dark as I got inches to them and turned the lights on plus the speed I was on. No be person tell them say them wan hug high tension. Use your brain
Health / Re: COVID-19: The Scramble To Save Femi Odekunle’s Life Yielded 170 Oxygen Cylinders by ifiokbenzy(m): 10:13pm On Jan 01, 2021
If u're in public office, remember this quote "the love for those we serve is the foundation of our progress, the source of our being alive"... Akpan Asukwo Effiong (1991). it pains me that the same corruption u failed to fight swallowed u.
Family / Re: Help!!! My Dad Still Smoking Weed In His Old Age!!! by ifiokbenzy(m): 7:31pm On Jan 01, 2021
Fear not, that man will not die cos of weed addiction. Most people died last year not from addictions. JUst pray for him.
Crime / Re: Ojo Ayodele: Soldier Kills Himself & Mistress After He "Misfired Service Rifle" by ifiokbenzy(m): 5:12pm On Dec 31, 2020
I think the soldier take another soldier mistress. The owner of the mistress returned caught them redhanded, grabbed the rifle fire 2 shots to level scores(no witness) and left the scene. Come back and raise false alarm, for me the 1st responder is my prime suspect...another crime of passion
Autos / Re: Peugeot 504 Neatly Used For Sale-sold!! by ifiokbenzy(m): 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2020


Datsun 160B / 180K.
These rugged set back then VW JETTA, NISSAN BLUEBIRD/LAUREL, VOLVO 240~244, MercedesBenz, FIAT. Bluebird was my bestie. by the way i love the different manual transmissions(German/Japanese) back then sha, life sweet!
Crime / Re: Father Kills His Son In Ebonyi, 2nd Son Retaliates, Kills Him by ifiokbenzy(m): 6:54pm On Dec 29, 2020
Racoon:
shocked Oluwa o! Double tragedy in one family one day.
Triple tragedy my dear, police charge sheet reads murder, manslaughter. Wahala be like bicycle, indeed
Nairaland / General / Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by ifiokbenzy(m): 11:11pm On Dec 28, 2020
I really thank and appreciate some NL's lyk: Slawomir-damn niggar Nwamaikpe d runaway version Zzor-my discrete infomation store Pocohantas-HOD food matters Lalasticlala-minister of snake affairs Righteousness89-NL evangelist Some i forget their moniker. a happy new yr to u all

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Car Talk / Re: How To Get Your Car Out Of Mud In Nigeria by ifiokbenzy(m): 7:51pm On Dec 14, 2020
Decryptor:
All these things na long story...

If it is an automatic drive vehicle, put the gear to the lowest from D to L or 1, press the "OD (Over Drive) Button" by the side of the gear and just step and release on the accelerator pedal intermittedly as if you are pumping the vehicle lightly (don't over-rev).

If it is manual, use Gear 2 and do the same thing. If it is an SUV or SUT, engage the auxiliary gear! The vehicle must come out!

Nigerians these days just buy motor and drive round school field...daz all. No time to read the manual and check features of the vehicle.

That was how i saw one man struggling with a whole Hilux inside mud until i used that auxiliary which he never knew what it was. He said he thought it was for towing undecided


For manual i use 1&rev as the case may be. What do i knw sef apart from 140 on benin asaba & 120 via warri port?
Politics / Re: Police Crack Down On Criminal Gangs In Akwa Ibom by ifiokbenzy(m): 1:48pm On Dec 12, 2020
mmsen:


Is that where your parents are from?
Its jst unfortunate that stereotyping is ur opinion. Why nt ask question about the state rather than cast aspersion.? U no do well
Politics / Re: ACP Egbe Eko Edum Killed In Calabar by ifiokbenzy(m): 7:47pm On Dec 02, 2020
Follow come squad-yak ndi o! Atinkoriko adipe eka e ato, eka awak afong

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Science/Technology / Re: Peregrine Falcon From Finland Killed In Delta State (Photos) by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:57pm On Nov 27, 2020
Poor bird, why u n0 visit me sef, i 4 use u collect ransome of $4B. U jst waste like that 4 Ogenejiro pot
Nairaland / General / Re: See Specie Of Snake Killed At My Backyard (Photos) by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:37pm On Nov 27, 2020
wink my bro if u're tired of d snakes, just use rat poison3. Both rat&snake vanish. Then clear ur compound, take ur waste basket far from resident.
Politics / Re: Have You Received Your FGN Survival Fund Alert? by ifiokbenzy(m): 7:58pm On Nov 18, 2020
haffaze777:


Must you destroy that clown career like this?I kuku no say if I see you for heaven,angel no go fit separate our fight.wicked somborry,aburo wicked wikegrin
Heaven ke, angel bouncer go gbab u in no time. Abeg settle mata 4 hear patapata na one bottle of palmy
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Praise And I Didn’t Have Sex – Ka3na by ifiokbenzy(m): 12:50pm On Aug 04, 2020
Gbe nú oshí s'ohùn

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Costly Mistakes I Discovered in 250 CVs: Why They Were Not Invited 4 Interviews by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:07pm On Jul 31, 2020
Thank you for the piece, its very timely.
TV/Movies / Re: Prince Uses Nengi To Demonstrate His Favourite Sex Position, Ozo Pained by ifiokbenzy(m): 12:14pm On Jul 29, 2020
satelliteDISH:
Blind man carrying a crippled on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area?"
Cripple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur prick dey stand since we enter this area." lipsrsealed shocked shocked cool





*Since yesterday I haven't been able to go out because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have se'x with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn! cry cry cry cry





*U'r dating 4 guys and you are mocking a prostitute my sis it's the same company just that your in the private sector and she in public sector.*





*Ordinary go and off the light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?*





*I joined a por^n group to advise them with the word of God� but my beloved people*
*I am now the Admin grin grin grin grin




Having bad roommates in school will give you an idea of what it's like to be married to the wrong person.
cry kiss cry cry




It's only in Africa where a person will speak to a cockroach before and after killing it.
Before:- He/she will be like "who told you to come here"
After:- "I told you I will kill you"




Not everyone is qualified to know your house.
Some friendships should end at the office, church, road,train station and the mall. Wisdom.




*You've dated 10boys/man and broke up with all of them because they don't understand you. My sister, are you further maths?*
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided lipsrsealed




That Bad moment your Boyfriend throws you on the bed, trying to feel Sexy. Then you hit your head on the bedstead and die. My Sister "Hell Fire straight" embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed tongue




Girls who wear skirts when visiting their ninjas we really really appreciate you grin grin grin grin grin




*My wife wanted to humiliate me in front of her parents, saying am not good in bed. But all her 3 sisters said it's a big lie.*
Na the matter we still dey settle now...
wink wink wink wink wink





*Some girls are so romantic a girl saved my number as 2 SECONDS GUY*
*I asked her the meaning and she told me " she fell in love with me just 2 seconds after she saw me"*
AWWUU




*Someone cannot dial wrong number in Nigeria and a politician or a celebrity will pick.* Must it be aboki grin grin grin



You are a Lady, No job, no Education, no Handwork & you said u are ready 4 marriage, what are you going there to do?




It’s only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realize there’s always a way to solve a problem without violence.
grin grin grin



*When ur boss starts saying stop calling me sir! Call me Eric. My sister just find iron pant and wear angry grin
If u know u know shocked cool cool



*Dating a guy with a big dick is fun, good sex!! great orgasms!! aww!! until you breakup and realise the wide problem he left with you grin angry angry grin angry




*Dear husbands, if you want to unlock your wife's phone, either pattern or password. Just buy biscuits and sweet for your last born.*
Try it and thank me later.
grin grin grin grin grin ;




Ur Boyfriend Is Using Itel Phone & U Think The Relationship Will Last! grin grin grin




I Can Twerk...I Can Twerk...
Naso Pad Take Fall From chizoba Yansh grin grin grin grin grin



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The same miracle Wey dey bring heavy breeze to open girl skirt Na him dey put sand for guys eyes make them no see wetin breeze open
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Tips That Will Get You Closer To Your Dream Job by ifiokbenzy(m): 12:05am On Jul 23, 2020
Am tired of all this dream jobs. I want only real life job(street huzzle). Am tired off waking again to unemployment.
Real jobs...not dream jobs. Those Wey get real jobs get two heads
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Tips That Will Get You Closer To Your Dream Job by ifiokbenzy(m): 3:57pm On Jul 22, 2020
I no wan dream job again so that I'll not wake up to unemployment.
Na reality( huzzle) sure pass.
Anyway your info make sense
Politics / Re: Ijaw, Itsekiri Unite Against Oil Companies, 20 Years After Warri War by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:12am On Jul 14, 2020
martineverest:
my enemy' enemy is my friend
Mathematically two minus makes one plus. Oil dey your edd
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Man Pours Hot Water On His Wife's Breasts In Enugu (Graphic Pics) by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:21pm On Jul 12, 2020
He wants to melt her problems. Some men are mad few are roaming
Education / Re: Can I Still Graduate With A First Class With This My 100level Cgpa? by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2020
Concentrate on your 3 and 4 units at least grade B.
Remember your other semester's are cumulative I mean add and divide. So be smart.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:43am On Jul 12, 2020
NoToPile:



Thank you.

I think the bolded was where I got it wrong, I just chopped of a layer maybe only the tip sef. I did perboil before putting it at the bottom of the pot then I placed the ekpang layers on it.

Not being able to suck the periwinkle pained me oo lool
Pele but you're better now even with experience. Love the fact that you could spot the missing link
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:21am On Jul 12, 2020
NoToPile:
So I decided to make ekpankukwo.

We have another version of it in my home town - Ikokore which I do prepare well, major difference is the wrapping with leaf


The story is it was delicious .


Pocohantas I followed your receipe it came out niceeee. grin


Does anybody have any hint on how to suck that periwinkle? I got the ones still in the shell, the woman that sold it told me to break the pointed end, the thing inside still wouldn't come out while eating.


I love the appearance of your ekpañ, for the periwinkle...
When you're cutting the pointed end, make sure you count three or four spiral layers from the top. That's to allow it come out while being sucked.
Secondly, I'll advice parboiling the periwinkle with salt and seasoning. I feel it was not fully cooked. It usually cooks better at the bottom of the pot if you're not parboiling. Great job though transposing from Ikokoré to Ekpañ

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