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Education / Re: Sit-At-Home: South East Candidates Who Missed 2021 WASSCE To Re-Sit by ifiokbenzy(m): 5:26pm On Sep 20, 2021 |
nairavsdollars:I can't agree less |
Politics / Re: The Good Side Of Buhari's Trousers No Media Will Show You (Picture) by ifiokbenzy(m): 3:55pm On Sep 20, 2021 |
udomma1005:Na the Ishi ewu material fit our onyisi no be here 1 Like |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives New York Ahead Of 76th UN Summit (Photos) by ifiokbenzy(m): 12:18pm On Sep 20, 2021 |
He did not wear his Ishi ewu uniform. Rascals of the highest orders according to Sam Loco |
Car Talk / Re: Nigeria Hub Of Stolen Vehicles - Zainab Ahmed by ifiokbenzy(m): 2:08pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
Wow! Nigeria is a hub of stolen vehicles from Europe and by correspondence Europe is a hub of stolen funds from Nigeria. If I like, Ask Kyari and CashPuppy |
Romance / Re: The Girl I Am Trying To Date Is Fickle-Minded! Please Help by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:15am On Aug 12, 2021 |
NwaAmaikpe:That's my NwaAmaikpe I am entertained o |
Sports / Re: Mbappe Tells PSG He Wants To Leave For Real Madrid After Messi Joins Club by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:06am On Aug 12, 2021 |
Mbappe would make a lot of sense in Liverpool where team play really makes a difference. He needs more money from football biz and recognition. I love the decision 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Stunning Photos by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:41am On Aug 12, 2021 |
vincent10:Na only shit you dey pity, anyway her suckaway big to carry plenty shit |
Culture / Re: Why Do Foreigners Appreciate Nigerian Masquerades, Artifact More Than Nigerians? by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:19pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Culture has been mixed with religion and that's the reason true Nigerian who understand the impact of such religion avoid the parades. We had a cultural display that almost turned bloody on the 2nd of January in AkwaIbom. Looting and intimidation made those who wanted to see the masquerade show regret. Remember masquerade is a culture that involves initiation of some special people and it was earlier used to control or maintain orderliness while I prefer to be silent on the religious part. Today masquerades are cultist and if you have earlier clashed with them, the revenge becoms sweet under the mask...Trust me you'll pay to watch a young boy matchet you for scolding him for a wrong attitude. The organizers fail to see it from the perspective of purely entertainment maybe because some masquerades from other communities Grace the show and nobody monitors their excesses. How do you explain masquerades brandishing matchet and attempting to stop a car on the highway. Or like we usually ask 'Can Barney or Santa do that' I rest my case! |
Crime / Re: My Near-Death Experience On 31st December 2020 by ifiokbenzy(m): 4:00pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
During hold ups I mean at the mercy of criminals comply with instructions. Don't attempt to be smart cos you're not. December 2018 cross over in Uyo via Aka-Etinan area always presumed to be safe. I was riding my motorcycle home around 4am 1st January, I saw three boys masked like masquerades brandishing matchet. I rode into them turned off my headlights and being that the street was dark as I got inches to them and turned the lights on plus the speed I was on. No be person tell them say them wan hug high tension. Use your brain |
Health / Re: COVID-19: The Scramble To Save Femi Odekunle’s Life Yielded 170 Oxygen Cylinders by ifiokbenzy(m): 10:13pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
If u're in public office, remember this quote "the love for those we serve is the foundation of our progress, the source of our being alive"... Akpan Asukwo Effiong (1991). it pains me that the same corruption u failed to fight swallowed u. |
Family / Re: Help!!! My Dad Still Smoking Weed In His Old Age!!! by ifiokbenzy(m): 7:31pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
Fear not, that man will not die cos of weed addiction. Most people died last year not from addictions. JUst pray for him. |
Crime / Re: Ojo Ayodele: Soldier Kills Himself & Mistress After He "Misfired Service Rifle" by ifiokbenzy(m): 5:12pm On Dec 31, 2020 |
I think the soldier take another soldier mistress. The owner of the mistress returned caught them redhanded, grabbed the rifle fire 2 shots to level scores(no witness) and left the scene. Come back and raise false alarm, for me the 1st responder is my prime suspect...another crime of passion |
Autos / Re: Peugeot 504 Neatly Used For Sale-sold!! by ifiokbenzy(m): 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
These rugged set back then VW JETTA, NISSAN BLUEBIRD/LAUREL, VOLVO 240~244, MercedesBenz, FIAT. Bluebird was my bestie. by the way i love the different manual transmissions(German/Japanese) back then sha, life sweet! |
Crime / Re: Father Kills His Son In Ebonyi, 2nd Son Retaliates, Kills Him by ifiokbenzy(m): 6:54pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
Racoon:Triple tragedy my dear, police charge sheet reads murder, manslaughter. Wahala be like bicycle, indeed |
Nairaland / General / Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by ifiokbenzy(m): 11:11pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
I really thank and appreciate some NL's lyk:
Slawomir-damn niggar
Nwamaikpe d runaway version
Zzor-my discrete infomation store
Pocohantas-HOD food matters
Lalasticlala-minister of snake affairs
Righteousness89-NL evangelist
Some i forget their moniker. a happy new yr to u all 4 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: How To Get Your Car Out Of Mud In Nigeria by ifiokbenzy(m): 7:51pm On Dec 14, 2020 |
Decryptor: For manual i use 1&rev as the case may be. What do i knw sef apart from 140 on benin asaba & 120 via warri port? |
Politics / Re: Police Crack Down On Criminal Gangs In Akwa Ibom by ifiokbenzy(m): 1:48pm On Dec 12, 2020 |
mmsen:Its jst unfortunate that stereotyping is ur opinion. Why nt ask question about the state rather than cast aspersion.? U no do well |
Politics / Re: ACP Egbe Eko Edum Killed In Calabar by ifiokbenzy(m): 7:47pm On Dec 02, 2020 |
Follow come squad-yak ndi o! Atinkoriko adipe eka e ato, eka awak afong 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Peregrine Falcon From Finland Killed In Delta State (Photos) by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:57pm On Nov 27, 2020 |
Poor bird, why u n0 visit me sef, i 4 use u collect ransome of $4B. U jst waste like that 4 Ogenejiro pot |
Nairaland / General / Re: See Specie Of Snake Killed At My Backyard (Photos) by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:37pm On Nov 27, 2020 |
my bro if u're tired of d snakes, just use rat poison3. Both rat&snake vanish. Then clear ur compound, take ur waste basket far from resident. |
Politics / Re: Have You Received Your FGN Survival Fund Alert? by ifiokbenzy(m): 7:58pm On Nov 18, 2020 |
haffaze777:Heaven ke, angel bouncer go gbab u in no time. Abeg settle mata 4 hear patapata na one bottle of palmy |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Praise And I Didn’t Have Sex – Ka3na by ifiokbenzy(m): 12:50pm On Aug 04, 2020 |
Gbe nú oshí s'ohùn
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Costly Mistakes I Discovered in 250 CVs: Why They Were Not Invited 4 Interviews by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:07pm On Jul 31, 2020 |
Thank you for the piece, its very timely. |
TV/Movies / Re: Prince Uses Nengi To Demonstrate His Favourite Sex Position, Ozo Pained by ifiokbenzy(m): 12:14pm On Jul 29, 2020 |
satelliteDISH: The same miracle Wey dey bring heavy breeze to open girl skirt Na him dey put sand for guys eyes make them no see wetin breeze open |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Tips That Will Get You Closer To Your Dream Job by ifiokbenzy(m): 12:05am On Jul 23, 2020 |
Am tired of all this dream jobs. I want only real life job(street huzzle). Am tired off waking again to unemployment. Real jobs...not dream jobs. Those Wey get real jobs get two heads |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Tips That Will Get You Closer To Your Dream Job by ifiokbenzy(m): 3:57pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
I no wan dream job again so that I'll not wake up to unemployment. Na reality( huzzle) sure pass. Anyway your info make sense |
Politics / Re: Ijaw, Itsekiri Unite Against Oil Companies, 20 Years After Warri War by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:12am On Jul 14, 2020 |
martineverest:Mathematically two minus makes one plus. Oil dey your edd |
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Man Pours Hot Water On His Wife's Breasts In Enugu (Graphic Pics) by ifiokbenzy(m): 9:21pm On Jul 12, 2020 |
He wants to melt her problems. Some men are mad few are roaming |
Education / Re: Can I Still Graduate With A First Class With This My 100level Cgpa? by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2020 |
Concentrate on your 3 and 4 units at least grade B. Remember your other semester's are cumulative I mean add and divide. So be smart. |
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:43am On Jul 12, 2020 |
NoToPile:Pele but you're better now even with experience. Love the fact that you could spot the missing link |
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ifiokbenzy(m): 8:21am On Jul 12, 2020 |
NoToPile:I love the appearance of your ekpañ, for the periwinkle... When you're cutting the pointed end, make sure you count three or four spiral layers from the top. That's to allow it come out while being sucked. Secondly, I'll advice parboiling the periwinkle with salt and seasoning. I feel it was not fully cooked. It usually cooks better at the bottom of the pot if you're not parboiling. Great job though transposing from Ikokoré to Ekpañ 1 Like |
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