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That must be for tithe and offering.
I love this story: Magu and the anointed men of God

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Magu is the real Don.
In Calabar South, we call it Catch and carry

She's not getting pregnant. Only pretending to produce colour TV as if say the second round Na bonus

SweetCunt97:
If she run mouth, you sef run mouth too.

Why run mouth with woman waste of time. Real men don't talk too much. Don't even create the avenue for her to get mind even think or come get liver run mouth. Let her know her boundaries

Knackademus...try finish wetin you start. You never can tell, you may end up like Mario....Ibi lo ma Ku si.

For some days I was just wondering if it's not Rape, APC, Covik-419. Funmi thanks for the piece, very timely

That money is from God to a suffering teacher as a palliative for Convik-419 birus. Shege daiska yaro

Even though Covik 19 recommends self isolation please avoid isolated places. Be in a place where people can have an overview of you. These rapist take advantage of loneliness. RIP to the murdered

Teaching the kids to be cheerful and share whatever they've got. Check well you'll understand the lesson. Some pupils are stingy, they even cry over their own food for fear of sharing.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal unbelievable Goal
Dat annoying commentator for winning eleven, PS 1 chai i dn old o

VCD one loader - Contra

Terminator - 200 meter race, 100 meter race, Javeline, long jump, high jump, contra, That gun to shoot bird, super mario etc

Sega - Sonic 1,2,3, Golden Axe 1,2,3 Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Mortal Kombat 3, sunset riders, bare knuckle 1,2,3, Tiny toon, super mario, super shinobi, contra hard cops etc

PS1 was bae - Fighting force 1& 2, Tekken, Xena, Gran Turismo 2, ninja assassin, smackdown 2, marvel vs capcom, Duke Nukem (All of dem) etc

PS 2 - God hand, MK: Shaolin monks, Pes 2008, God of War 1 & 2, King Arthur, GTA: Vice city & San Andreas etc

Na only football I play for PS 3
PS4 - The last of us... hands down

PS1... Can't be like Carlos
Kaka dislike this anytime you mark Kaka hard.
You too much

Venica:
Sometime last year this nairalander kingdavid 30 pm me and I replied him. we got talking and I kinda like his attitudes. he told me he was a pastor and his ministry is based in Abuja. he showed me some ids of his and some of his church workers. some months later he inbox me. saying that he was traveling to rivers state for a business conference and asked if I should be kind enough to accommodate him for a night . I have no problem with that as I have helped others in this capacity before. so I agreed. he came the next day being Sunday. later that night he asked for my phone password that he needed to place a call. which I did. the next day Monday morning as we were leaving. me going to work n him to the Park. he asked for my phone again to place a call. when I turned to collect the phone. he is gone. he just disappear. I tried looking for him without success . he later sent me SMS saying he heading to Auchi that he will return the phone the next day. .since the phone he took was the one that contains his details I went to facebook to search for him only to receive the shock of my life. he has wiped off every information about him. from my wall. when I got home I discovered that my Money ,power bank and few other things are missing. the only thing I remember are his full name. Oluwafemi Olatunji Israel. I went to my email and got one of his numbers. it was the main number that he never used to chat me. I guess he forgot he dropped it on my mail. I waited for 4 weeks watching out for him and finally he showed up on whatsapp seeking for his next victims. this is how I got his pics. am still looking for him facebook � so that I can expose him there.

lala , mods please do the needful. thanks

My dear you too a very deadly risk, never ever accommodate a stranger in your house no matter what. Hotels will do the show of love. He could have murdered you if there was enough to kill for. Finally, let all the pastor thing end for church. You hear.

[quote author= post=89955186]Bring it on Grammarians.
We need more adjectives to qualify this heinous crime please......

Some of us @ [/color] will go with [color=#990000] Barbaric, while the others will prefer to go with Wickedness ....[/quote]Taboo

Sunday Worship Service
May 24th, 2020.
Special Live Broadcast

Topic: ALONE WITH GOD
Text: Genesis 32:22-28, Isaiah 30:15, Mark 1:35; 4:34
Minister: Dr. D.K Olukoya (G.O MFM Worldwide)

Isaiah 30:15 – “For thus saith the Lord GOD, the Holy One of Israel; In returning and rest shall ye be saved; in quietness and in confidence shall be your strength: and ye would not”

The secret of strength lies in quietnes; being quiet. And quietness is greatly praised in the Bible. Noise does not indicate strength: it has been well said that an empty barrel makes the loudest noise.

If we study very well, it is the quiet forces that are more powerful:
- Force of light; it’s quiet
- Force of gravitation; it’s quiet

If we must learn to be strong, we must learn quietness. The reason for our shallowness is lack of quiet time; being busy is an excuse.
Solitude is being lonely by choice. There is power in being lonely with God. The greatest men who have made impact are the people who have been quiet.

Being alone with God has a therapetic renewing, re-energising and strengthening power. It is when we are alone with God, He is able to mould us to what he can use. There are somethings that men will never learn when men are around. A time alone with yourself and alone with God will transform you to another man.

In solitude place, a man gains strength. Solitude is the audience chamber of God.
Silence is resting your mind. Silence is to the spirit what sleep is to the body: it strengthens, refreshes and renews.

Solitude is the price of greatness. It makes you the greatest of the great.

Those That Were Quiet and Heard From God
1. Jacob
2. Enoch
3. Noah
4. Abraham
5. Moses
6. All powerful ancient prophets

Spending time alone with God can help us hear our inner-most voice. Certain tasks are best carried out when no one is around.

- Solitude is staying away from people, computers, phones, newspapers, games, musics, tablets, etc.
- Solitude can be locking yourself in a room for few hours, it does not have to be for days.
- Solitude may be getting to work earlier than everybody and placing your head on the locker and having your time.
- Solitude may be going to a peaceful corner during break in your place of work.

Questions To Ask Yourself
1. Have you ever heard the Lord’s still small voice?
2. When last were you quiet for 30 minutes?
3. Are you able to just sit down without the noise of radio, television or internet and meditate?
4. Does silence bother you?
5. Do you have trouble meditating?
6. When last were you in a place that you could hear a pin drop?

- Quietness is listening to God. Proverbs 1:33
- Quietness is waiting on God. Lamentation 3:25-30
- Quietness is the opposite of storm
- Quietness is an orderly life. 1 Thess. 4:9-12
- Quietness is a treasure of great value.
If you are not getting anything , make sure it is in your spirit that you need to practice quietness.

God comes to us in our quiet moments to speak and to teach. The quietness of that inside will defend you from destruction. We should cultivate strategic quietness.

TWO FACTS TO KNOW
1. Do you know that meditating 15 minutes a day can change your life completely?
2. Do you know that if you speak in tongues for 1 hour a day consistently, for two months, you will become another man.

Quietness of the spirit can be learned. Psalm 131:2 God speaks loudly in the stillness of our spirit. We need to quiet ourselves.

Whenever you feel that you have plenty of things to do and you can’t get all done, take a break and be quiet, meditating. A still small voice cannot be detected in the cloudness of noise.

Your progress depends on the ability to meditate.

Beloved, you have heard this teaching, put it into practice, start from today, do spiritual retreat: Remember, in quietness and confidence is your strength.

PRAYER POINTS
1. Any ancient battle, assigned to pull me down, die, in the name of Jesus
2. Agents of darkness, my life is not your candidate, clear away, in the name of Jesus.
3. The battle of “you shall not be congratulaed”, be scattered, in the name of Jesus
4. Every battle, assigned to waste my time and years, die, in the name of Jesus
5. Opportunity wasters, your time is up, die, in the name of Jesus
6. Thou flying pestilence, I am not your candidate, scatter, in the name of Jesus
7. Every power, assigned to kill my star, die, in the name of Jesus.
8. I fire back every arrow of sickness and infirmity, in the name of Jesus
9. O God arise, and teach me to be quiet, in the name of Jesus

Good one, Aradu finally have a striking partner. Long live NN...

Abbeylanre15:
Ehya.... I feel your pain bro. May God answer all our hidden prayers

Amen. Thank you

Abbeylanre15:
I'm telling you..Such an incompetent lot

The annoying part is when she tells you soon and very soon which means forever. Well I just hope after lockdown I get something meaningful.

No joy, Sadiya na female demon. She's the worst I've seen

Idiotmod:
Why you go kill them. But women, I fear who no fear them
God self fear them na him make am no get wife

You win �

[quote author=ifiokbenzy post=89790723][/quote]this is the area that cause all the problem so ladies give your man sex until he develops back ache. I love this advice

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CHECK YOURSELF

Don’t just blame your husband for sleeping around, check yourself. One study shows that 80% of Nigerian married women hate sex. It also showed that sex is what causes the major crisis in Nigerian marriages as lots of wives are frigid.
Statements such as “I'm tired tonight honey” “Not again tonight honey” "But you did one the day before yesterday” “Is it food?” “Don’t you think of any other thing?" pervades many bedrooms, thus making men vulnerable to willing and ready beauty queens out there.
Most married men want sex two or three times a week. However, lots of married women want sex once a month only. One husband told me that he had not been able to sleep with his wife in the last 6 weeks because she complained of being tired.

It is wrong for any man to sleep around, nobody can justify that for any reason. But it is also wrong to deny your husband sex. Up your game, sex is legal in marriage. You said "I DO” on your wedding day, GO AND DO. If they DO it better out there, you will lose your husband to them. Don't be foolish; get Hot and sexy with your husband. Pursue your husband, give him a bed shaking sex at home and let him go to the office battered with a back issue tomorrow. You can't win a man with a hooked bra and padlocked pant. Your body belongs to him. Suffocate him with sex so that when he sees other women, they will look like trees to him.

You will also need to download my book about sex in marriage titled: THE SECRETS OF AN IRRESISTIBLE WIFE to know how to become an extraordinary bedroom expert to your husband and turn him to a lover boy.

UP YOUR GAME

Up your game in every area of wifehood. Cook right, pray rightly, dress right, talk rightly, behave right and sex him rightly. Deal with him till he forgets his surname, he is your husband. What is he looking for outside that you don’t have? But are you giving him? Check yourself and get back to bed hot and sizzling and stop wearing jeans knickers to bed or tying wrapper around your body like a woman of the 17th century.

CHECK YOUR ATTITUDE

What about your behaviour at home? An immoral man told me that his wife stresses him at home but those girls treat him with care. This can be true about lots of women. They see the ring as the right over their husbands to treat them like trash and have their ways the way they want it. Sorry girl, if you treat your king like trash, you may be enthroning a new queen in your position. (Hope I'm not being too harsh on you)

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That reminds me of my time at Halogen Security guarding British American Tobacco facility. Wetin Musa no see for gate but I was never deterred since I knew I would be called up for service. Leave okpekes (girls) huzzle your life and they will flock after you. I can't forget one fine girl that was forming and cannot even fill visitors book after calling me mumu. I took my pound of flesh by making her call her guest another saucy idiot to fill the book.

I wanted to register NIM while serving in Enugu and met this beautiful and intelligent young girl Etodilke, an Ss3 student of Lejja (2015) she was super intelligent. If not for her age 16 then, so I play the big bro. I can't even find her contact again

UndauntedYOCA:
Omg, this made my night.

Haba, I can't just hold my laughter

Wey the pishure of the minibuses donated as ambulance. Abeg Wey my sleep

@Pocohantas: I love the way you sample. You be the real òlòwó shìbí

olayiwola4u:
Add me up on Whatsapp...although you've missed our long conversation with all members today.

Abeg I no dey watsapp
07057285322

My bro, if you get this sure game abeg send me too. Baba Kesington just dey fall our hand. I dey Uyo. One love!

MondayUche1986:
No matter how risky it is as long as say I will get to Lagos I'm ready because is more than urgent but I just don't know where to see them self

Okay make you join haulage, I mean waybill vehicles or food items truck. No be small buses Wey you dey expect. Na night things from an authentic source. Jara e

MondayUche1986:
chaiiiii how I wish I can see the fayawo self I will be so happy

Those ones dey shadow codedly mostly early mornings or some late evening but e risky o

My friend AKTC is not moving but by fayawo, you can sail especially these days of ease be careful eyeneka

See fake Commando.