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My guy your fowl Na turkey, your eggs are just tiri nutritious

So with my 4.34, I'll not only be first class but bonus professor. #Radarada.

Rashford you are a classic waster!

Since you crashed the car and survive, Na only 100 strokes. Meanwhile who you say push you inside the bush...Village Pipu

According to EDC chapter 1:1 Let there be light. Abeg supply them some darkness let them know you're the real giant of Africa

You no get money wahala, you get the money Gone!. Invest your money on something tangible, stop disturbing Nairaland with 1001 lessons learnt. Did the girl advertise any investment, you just waka for your too leg go patronize, even when she no gree. #Hard lesson: Don't go and pose to village girls when you can marry in the city. (Abuja). By the way, wetin kwasen mi

Hahaha, all this beating for chopping one slice of yam.

polinpo:
Please live the prophetess alone and worry about this coincidence instead :

His name was DJ Arafat… He died on the day of Arafat 2019

His last song was “Motorcycle”… He died on a Motorcycle.

His hugest foreign sponsors and international fans were the Chinese… He died in front of the Chinese Embassy.

He hated Journalists more than Trump and journalists detested him too… the car of one of them led to his demise.

His debut single “Jonathan”, which brought him to limelight was about “Death” and had its video clip shut in a Motorcycle Show

Life is strange !

I suspected a top speed collision with a car. Poor dude

Your bone's have expressed hardship, you're a true son of the soil. I need VAR to welcome you home

pickatyou:
Please this is one of Nigeria's employed civil servants o. Don't let lie Mohammed get angry with you

Empowerment according to the immediate past commissioner for culture and tourism in AkwaIbom state

If you applied for anything with the Customs, place a call through to determine the authenticity. Or better still go to any of their offices and get duly informed. Don't dash some idiots your money.

You're in the secret place of the almighty. No shaking, take a bow and go

Maybe she's right in as much as "Simba - the Lion king" was a Safari concept. Beyonce knows better who can deliver what she wants...

That's the real "LAZY YOUTH".....evidence of idleness

I love your eyes, you can really see big engine, like the V20 above. Noring do ya!

Correspondence:
Good engines! How about their fuel consumption and pollution effects?



The girl above me, you are beautiful oo. You are beautiful and I am serious



Those of you who got space above me, you can now modify and write meaningful things

Chikita66:
Its a profession to us that studied it as a course in the university. Not to someone that didn't study it but woke up one day out of joblessness to start teaching, they are outright unprofessional and you can't compare them with us.

They are wack teachers, they don't know the pedagogy used to teach students of different age, neither do they know anything about psychology of learning, they don't even know teachers ethics and code, neither do they know about educational curriculum designs for each level of students, in am educational setting, we are being paid higher than them cos we know about teaching and the learners in toto.


And before you come here to showcase your ignorance, if I decide to travel out in the future, with my TRCN, I will be recognized as a teacher outside Nigeria, did I hear you say its not a profession?

It is either you teach or cheat, for real they're cheats!

She has started a discussion, build on it and let her know what you want. if the match is less than 50%. O ga park well, if its above 50% and you think you can modify some of what you have identifed as her flaws then man-up.
I love the way you're taking it slow, she might just be yours forever.

Olalan:
Sex is truly cheap in Nija, a lady opening her legs for 500 seems crazy.
The man should be dealt with for not keeping to his contract with her, guess he wasn't thinking properly when he consented to adding extra cash.

Maybe him brain go excursion for him Johnny, na Kongi dey mad so o.

So, the gods have decided to visit and offer free meals to the police, were they sleeping when the gods visited them and why are they not on top of the situation or even around the situation. I dey wait their gist

I appreciate your write-up but don't forget that a lot of cars in Nigeria are full-autos such that if you perform some of the semi-autos control can lead to disastrous consequences. For instance, Never turn off your Japanese or Korean automobile when you observe a stuck accelerator, as that will lock the steering wheel which is even worst.
For an Automatic transmission, If you can shift gears to neutral "N" apply hand brake slowly that is when you are on a flat road; if your pull the handbrake at once, your car will drift or skid which can throw you into the incoming traffic but for a manual which most people don't like just clutch and shift from high gear to low gear, release the clutch pedal don't accelerate, engine will lose traction and jerk
If you are descending a hill and observed that the accelarator is stuck don't shift gear to neutral, because the car (Auto or manual transmission) will run faster and be more difficult to control, just put your right foot UNDER the accelerator pedal and (for manual don't clutch during this) brake as appropriate while you observe your engine rev is dropping down to 1 or 1.5 for sum cars.
Please don't panic even if your brake fails, try as much as possible to steer the car to safety and don't tap the accelerator

Loyalblak007:
Mãrriage scares me more than death

It's all about your plan ahead of the marriage and who you get married to. Should be fun....
That lady sef, she be lyk suspect (I mean someone busted)...Would be fun to hear from both sides

Yam wey no good for Alibo, e-go sweet for fry; Snake wey no supply money na to kill am chop. Even though na monkey, chop am. Their father

Incase you don't understand the reason for the protest, the youth wants the company to sign a memorandum of understanding that they will employ their qualified indigenes along with their expatriates. These companies will start up and pretend that they paid royalties before coming in to the community therefore they owe the people no job by claiming they are unqualified and when they eventually employ they pay the indigenes 1/3 of what some other humans get.

Usually, you should spend almost four years, if within your four years you are listed for the Insp. to ASP promotion course and you pass congrats, if you fail you may only be promoted to Senior Insp. where you are identified as Insp to the common men but your colleagues can tell that you are a senior Insp. The trick is that as a Senior Insp. You will be like a patrol Commander, Admin, Oga Traffic, etc. which will not give you the time to attend course and before you know it, you're a class captain Insp. O! boy use your head

It's not about the car, it's about the driver....

Benblaq:
*Behold it is written in the book
of February* *Chapter 14
verse 1* "And it shall come to
pass that on Valentine's day,
excuses shall arise again; my
battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to
change, my boss selected me
for the trip, traffic jams etc...
When thou seeth these signs,
be calm, fear thou not, keep
thy peace and know that verily verily... thou art not thy boo's
boo, thou art a side chick."
*Verse 2..* "Even when u
receive gifts, calls, or were
taken out, Remember my dear
daughter that all will end on the bed." *Verse 3:* "Behold babe,
I stand at thy door of ur hostel
and knock, if u hear my voice
and open thy door, I will come
in and eat with u, dine with u
and share thy gifts I have for u." *Verse 4* "Blessed is the
boy that bothers not himself
for any girl for peace I will
grant to him." *Verse 5:* hear ye, for girls so love
February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for NINE MONTHS ASSIGNMENT..
#WISE UP
#benblaq

*Verse 5:* hear ye, for girls so love
February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for a bottle of coke..
#WISE UP
#benblaq

origima:
Pls programmed by who?

(a) Mark Zuckerberg (b) Bill Gate (c) Gottfried Liebnitz (d) witchcraft expatriate
Your time starts...

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