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Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills - (Part 2) by ifyalways(f): 8:12pm On May 18, 2011
Agadi nwanyi da ada ugboro abuo,nke ato,O guo ihe o bu na ukpo onu.
Once bitten,twice shy.
Politics › Re: What Did Goodluck Actually Do In Bayelsa State? by ifyalways(f): 9:55am On May 18, 2011
Pukkah:
NASS (National Assembly?)
Yes.
Christianity Etc › Re: World Ends On Saturday? ('Judgement Day May 21') by ifyalways(f): 9:47am On May 18, 2011
LOL.

I wud be "knacking" correct show then.Ordered for wine,cool lingerie,scented candles,ice cream et all. . .
Politics › Re: What Did Goodluck Actually Do In Bayelsa State? by ifyalways(f): 9:32am On May 18, 2011
@Topic,He commissioned successfully,all of Alamco's projects.
Repainted creek haven and NASS complex.
Increased "bonus and allowance" for Bayelsa Volunteers.
Politics › Re: Why I Am Challenging Ngige’s "victory" "i Am Not Desperate To Become A Senator&quot by ifyalways(f): 9:23am On May 18, 2011
LMAO!

This woman wud make a good actress oh.She lost once,twice and wud continue to lose.Dora can NEVER win Ngige. . .bullet or bribe,hook or crook.
Food › Re: Your Collection Of Nigerian Local Names For Cooked Meat by ifyalways(f): 6:02pm On May 17, 2011
Man-know-man(cow prick)
Jumping chicken(fried toad)
Fear face(fowl nyansh)
For show(peri winkle and crab)
Food › Re: Your Collection Of Nigerian Local Names For Cooked Meat by ifyalways(f): 2:39pm On May 17, 2011
Yap,better thread!

Gearbox(head of fish)
Genesis&Revelation(head,neck and leg of fowl)
Tummy tuck(liver,kidney and towel tied with intestine)
Say cheese(goat head)
Homework(cow leg with some soft bones)

brb for updates.LOL
Politics › Re: South-East Leaders: We Accept SGF by ifyalways(f): 10:36am On May 17, 2011
^Lmao.

See as the guy list all the popular drug routes!.O dikwa ka o bu "nwa-nnunnu".
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills - (Part 2) by ifyalways(f): 10:24am On May 17, 2011
Biko,Onye tuo ya gbalie kowa maka ndi na amaghi na ndi na amu Igbo.

Ole Youngies,Echelon,Rubi,throttler,Only truth,agaba,Toshman na Darfur.Plus including Ikomus,Usu Rome na fromuk?lol

@Topic,agbusi gba otele,O muru ako.Once bitten twice shy.

Nku di na mba na ezuru mba nri.Somehow,someway one wud always survive with whatever limited resources s/he is blessed with.

Nwa nza gwara umu ya na ha gatu ije,ha agba oso adighi ama ama ihe oso eme.Never relax in ur comfort zone,life is unpredictable so its best to always prepared for eventualities.
Family › Re: Daughter Never Knew The Real Identity Of Her Father Until After 35 Yrs by ifyalways(f): 10:10am On May 17, 2011
Overflogged storyline but it wud still fly in Nollywwod.

Nkiru Sylvanus gets the lead role,Patience Ozokwor as the mom while Sam loco gets the real dad role. . .
Family › Re: A Cry For Help by ifyalways(f): 9:52am On May 17, 2011
^What really do u need or want from the man?Him to get close to your boy and possibly help him get over this "phase" or financial support huh

IMO,A man that abandons his son for 15 yrs does not even qualify as a mentor or someone to look up to right now so If u meant having him ard to help the boy emotionally,to me he should be the last resort.

What do u want an NGO for?You want to take the dude to court?Is it worth it?Have u thought out carefully,the pros and cons?Is there no other way to get him around?

Why did the man deny the preggie?did u try contacting him after having the child?is he married now,doing well financially and can afford to take good care of his boy?
Politics › Re: I Left Pdp To Save My Marriage —akunyili ! by ifyalways(f): 9:33am On May 17, 2011
Well well!

Our God is a prayer answering one.She wants to save her marriage ee kwa?She lost the elections so she now is blessed with more than enough time in her hands to save her marriage and listen to her hubby without any side distractions either from nafdac,rebranding crew ati bitter leaf soup loving president(s).

I should think they are on another honeymoon now.lolz
Family › Re: Wife Called Husband "dumb" And The Inlaws : by ifyalways(f): 5:06pm On May 16, 2011
lol @Kandi.2 wrongs don't make a right they said but I believe there are good ways to repay bad with worst.

You know what I think,the man is not man enough,simples.If he were man enough,common,no evil spirit,known and unknown wud push his wife to call him "dumb" LOL,na beans?

Haba now,the woman has an upper hand in that marriage,she pulls all the strings and is the head and neck of the home.I don't know what else wud make a woman call her man dumb. . .Mbanu,owu ya na ara onwe ya ka nna ya nna ya a na akpu nwoke?

Not just calling him dumb say in camera but in the presence of igwe mmadu?I dey laff oh
Family › Re: A Cry For Help by ifyalways(f): 4:44pm On May 16, 2011
Tough One!

What good wud stabbing urself do to either of u?Shyte happens but somehow life goes on.

Is there no man figure in your life right now?Your brothers,matured male acquiantance or perharps your pastor?Hes gone from the lil'boy to a young man now and as just we all(females) had that "talks" with our moms,he needs to have that heart-to-heart talk with a man too.

Have u tried sitting him down and talking with him?Not to shout/reprimand him for all the wrongs he has done but to tell him how much u love him,great pains u endured to feed,clothe and shelter him and then point out some of the things he does that shatters your heart.I wud say,try talking with him first and foremost before anyone else does(If still needed).I strongly object to the NGO thingy,don't let anyone compound ur problems

Stay strong!

You don't have to answer this but have u tried contacting the boy's dad?Its 15 years now,surely whatever resentment he had for u(and the pregnancy) ought to have worn itself out. . .
Family › Re: Wife Called Husband "dumb" And The Inlaws : by ifyalways(f): 3:30pm On May 16, 2011
^Yeah,I should think so.

@Topic,The man actually is not just a dumb dump but also a spineless,toothless bulldog.The wife have obviously been insulting and he,like a perfect MUMU is sitting,watching and praying.

Which kain "skunk" or "ogogoro" go shack me sotay I go get liver and morale insult my husbandhuh I wanna die?lol

Anywayz,no advise for ur friend.Everybodi get him own burden/load/portion so maybe living and accepting an abusive and disrespectful wife na him portion. . .God wud make a way!

Btwn,this story might not be true sha.Never heard of 9ja women disrespecting and verbally abusing their men abi na paper marriage?Is the man a "house-husband" ?
Family › Re: **pls, Is It Possible For a Lady To Be Pregnant And Still Menstrate** by ifyalways(f): 3:14pm On May 16, 2011
lol
Jenny,you just killed and buried "it".

@OP,Felicitations Comrade!Hope I get invited to the shower et all?.
Family › Re: Marriage Profits! by ifyalways(f): 8:56pm On May 15, 2011
LMAO@Blazay putting someone in her"prayer list"

Today is a good day indeed
Angels rejoice today
Harakiri is saved!

lolz
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Buy Pad's And Tampoons For Your Woman! by ifyalways(f): 3:07pm On May 15, 2011
Dunno where they get airheads as such found on this section,twa!!!

Anywayz,fact is that most of us can ony boast of online and cyber world relationship so no biggie with the "pathetic" responses.

Just saying,just passing by.

Twa!
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Happening To My Mukina2, She Has Not Been Posting by ifyalways(f): 1:55pm On May 15, 2011
Is she back?

Time and tide waits for no one.I've already started work on compiling lists on people most likely to replace her super-moderating role plus other *winks*. . . erhm role in Seun's life.

Applicants are trooping in ready and willing to start.Baba Seun himself needs constant action so he can't afford to wait a day longer.lol

Ok,Seriously,where is she?I even checked her regular spot and she seems missing in action.Don't u have her broom?If Iice says she's cool then she is.
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Fiancee Puts A Condom In Your Bag/pocket While Travelling by ifyalways(f): 1:39pm On May 15, 2011
If anyone is childish,sIlly or mad enough to put an Un-used CD in my bag just cos I'm traveling then Im gonna use those CD'S and bring u back the used pack as souvenir!

What sort of yeye-play-safe game is that?Some women and their archaic thought process sha. . .
Family › Re: Marriage Profits! by ifyalways(f): 1:13pm On May 15, 2011
@Op,are u asking a question or dropping statementhuh

Anywayz,benefits of marriage IMO includes(but not limited):

Constant and steady "legal" Knacking.(top of the list for moi)lol.
Companion to share pains and gains,ups and downs.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills - (Part 2) by ifyalways(f): 1:00pm On May 15, 2011
Nwa-ghana,Nwa Nza rijuru afo chukwa gi oso.
I bu ezigbo onye "ekperima" ,chai.Now what?
Family › Re: . by ifyalways(f): 8:23pm On May 14, 2011
cheesy What won't I read onNld.Na today the jazz/puccie power clear from him head?

@OP,did u take loan from him or it's just the normal bf-gf generousity?

Just tell him to wait for you to get married so ur husband wud pay him off.

God save us from broke ass,sick,cheap okirika men.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills - (Part 2) by ifyalways(f): 6:58pm On May 14, 2011
OK,e merem mistake na ilu ahu na eziokwu.

Nwanyo nwayo ga eju ji ari elu ogwu.

Nwa-ghana,a ka m na enyo gi enyo.E nyogam gi enyoga,hmmn!
Nairaland General › Re: Stolen Car Recovered After 36 Years by ifyalways(f): 6:24pm On May 14, 2011
WOW!

36 bleeping years?The power of record keeping.
Nairaland General › Re: Is Mr Jay Bee Really Doing His Job. by ifyalways(f): 6:02pm On May 14, 2011
"Job" as in paid employment?

Btwn,I thought they have like 3 volunteer mods @ the romance section?

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