Nairaland General › Re: This 19 Year Old Man Disguised As Woman To Raise Money For Himself by ifyalways(f): 4:22pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
How was he caught?How much is JAMB form,couldn't 20k get that  |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Goes Bald For A Movie Role by ifyalways(f): 3:26pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=590707.msg7582311#msg7582311 date=1295705994] errm, we dont spek Vanacula IBO in London: We spek English, Queens English!!  [/quote]be nice to me and u wud have me all for yourself. Thick nyash,legs and bo.ssoms for you,truss me. @Topic,I thought she went bald sometime last year for one movie  Is this a new one? |
Phones › Re: Children Using Phones: Good Or Bad? by ifyalways(f): 3:22pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
Good and bad.There must be a solid purpose before my children wud use phone and for me,minimum age to start using a phone is 12years.Even at that,when in school,phone must be switched off. |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Goes Bald For A Movie Role by ifyalways(f): 3:15pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=590707.msg7582277#msg7582277 date=1295705599] correction!! NO chicks reject Mr Cork, AKA 17inches Badonkey karata, ever!!
Be nice and I will make u my woman  [/quote]Onye Iberibe |
Celebrities › Re: Who's Annie Ilonzeh by ifyalways(f): 2:49pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
Shes got a Nigerian name and doing good in her field,good! Hardballer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Ilonzeh which one be Ngasi?Ngozi right or has the name been Americanized too? This article about an American television actor or actress born in the 1980s is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by . . .  |
Islam › Re: Allah And His Beautiful Names by ifyalways(f): 1:28pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
tbaba1234: Al-Hafeedh (The Guardian)
The One Who protects and preserves what He created and Whose Knowledge encompasses all that He brought into existence. The One Who protects His friends from falling into sins and the destructive matters. The One Who is Kind to them during their periods of activity and rest. The One Who accounts the actions of the servants and their rewards.
"And Iblees did prove true his thought about them, and they followed him, all except a group of the true believers. And Iblees had no authority over them - except that We might test he who believes in the Hereafter from him who is in doubt about it. And your Lord is the Guardian over everything." (34:20-21)
"As for those who take friends and protectors besides Him - Allaah is the Guardian over them and you are not a disposer of their affairs." (42:6)  |
Family › Re: . by ifyalways(f): 1:09pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
*singing with tremble treble* lil' Johnny finally went to the other side not a lil'shock he got, cos the grass that looked erstwhile green alas twas a chameleon grass,turned to blue black,red and dark Your friend suddenly have an ugly,un-cooperative wife cos he meet this damsel and the compare and contrast game started. That cute girl now,after dropping 2 babies wud not remain the trophy babe that she is now . . .bre, asts must obey gravity,nyash must obey friction + wear and tear/tire,infact her body go tell am! Narrow path ko,yeye path ni. |
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Family › Re: Am Helpless ===i Need Help From All My Sis And Bros==== by ifyalways(f): 10:16pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
@poster,use ur head and follow ur heart. |
Islam › Re: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by ifyalways(f): 10:02pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
Al_An'am 6:95 "Truly it is Allah(swt) who causes the grain and the fruit_kernel to sprout" |
Islam › Re: Curious About Islam,facts About Islam. by ifyalways(op): 9:29pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
@Upwal,please don't quote or refer to my quotes or questions again.Avoid me while i avoid u.thank u. |
Family › Re: Pls Help My Loneliness And Relationship! by ifyalways(f): 6:39pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
dave2: @ Ifyalways
Common, did u have to insult me by asking if am blind? A question is an insult in ur hamlet  |
Politics › Re: Becomrich Post Your Profile For Me. I Want To See It by ifyalways(f): 12:48pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
LMAO @ Canadian Experience.  |
Phones › Re: Gsm Phone With 3sim Card Slot by ifyalways(f): 12:38pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
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Food › Re: How Do I Use Dry Ugu(pumpkin Leaves) by ifyalways(f): 12:35pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
Princessjo: Hi guys, pls how do i use dry Ugu( Pumpkin leaves )to make soup. Precisely i wanna try edikaing kong soup. am not so sure of the spelling. my friend gave me some dry Pumpkin leaves that she got from nigeria. I dont have access to water leaf but i may substitute it with spinarch. pls help me with recipe and direction using these two veges. You can use ur ugu for egusi soup. |
Islam › Re: Curious About Islam,facts About Islam. by ifyalways(op): 12:28pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
Lagosboy: @IFY
No knows the future except Allah and it is only what Allah reveals to the Prophet of the future he transmitts to us. There is no contradiction inthe hadith at all and Aisha was right ans the quran says it is only Allah that knows the future.
Fortune tellers sometime predicts the future from what the jinns who hear the conversation of the angels about a person tells them. However, Allah has the power to change whatever was discussed as the ultimate knowledge lies with him which is the "Ilm Laden" . We were warned by the prophet never to visit fortune tellers and whoever does while believing in them to know the future has left the fold of islam. There were fortune tellers in the time of the Prophet PBUH and during the hijra when the prophet PBUH and Abu bakr were in the hole , a fortune teller told the unbelievers the prophet was in the hole but Allah made the unbelivers to not believe the fortune teller as the hole was covered by a spider web. The fortune teller was right (based on what the jinn told him) but the ultimate power lies with Allah.
The prophet predicted the future many times based on what Allah revealed to him of the future but could never know the future on his own. Hence Aisha said anyone that says he knows the future is a liar.
let me know if you understand the explanation.
And God knows best. Crystal clear but . . . Is it possible for one to be blessed with the gift of "prophecy" or ability to see or predict the future?If yes,what makes him different from a fortune teller  Sweetnecta: To all the Muslims; males and females of us;
As sSalaamaualaykum wa Rahmatullah.
Please we should all settle down and stop the bickering among ourselves.
If the others are not looking at our disagreement as means of amusements for them, at least we are divided against ourselves. And such a condition is not expression of wellness.
A house divided against itself will definitely fall into ruins.
Allah is the Knower of all things. We are at least to unite in that, holding on to the Robe of Allah altogether. And not dividing against ourselves so that the enemies will not have a means of separating us, creating malice and planting a seed of deceit in our hearts.
Please lets discuss without putting anybody down, or getting angry at anyone, for we do not know when the tongue is a deadly weapon. Shaytan is deceitful and hates the cooperation between mankind in good things.
May Allah protect each and everyone of us. Amin.
Including you too, hymen. I definitely see Islam in your future. Amin. Amin. @Jarus,I think we decided pages back to stick to this very simple and efficient rule: No response to every rude post.Ignore and move . . .IT WORKS! |
Celebrities › Re: Marriage Between Stephenie Okereke And Linus Idahosa Stalled. by ifyalways(f): 12:11pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
O ga oo. E no easy to be a celebrity,ppl are anticipating and waiting for bad news . . .and vice versa. |
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 11:16am On Jan 21, 2011 |
Hei  Threadia Agaba jiri aka oji akpa na otele uwu nwanyi mepe/meghere anyi nwere nnukwu K-leg Chaiii,threadi a nozi na 1 page,1 month,aru.  Afo ohuru oma to: Odumchi;A maghim na ibu onye Igbo Grafikdon:Ekwulobia express  Uju:ogo m nwanyi  olabukola: Ify can i marry you? but u will not speak ibo to my children deal or no deal? Otondo  |
Nairaland General › Re: AIEROMON Emerges Phone Section Poster Of The Year 2010 & Gets N5000 - CONGRATS!! by ifyalways(f): 11:08am On Jan 21, 2011 |
aieromon: Rotf. . . .can't laugh much 'cos i might choke to death.  Omo,I have started oh but the work no easy,Guys just dey attack and oppress me front and back knowing fully well im a green horn.E no easy but me i dey full ground,I want me recharge card.  |
Family › Re: Pls Help My Loneliness And Relationship! by ifyalways(f): 11:01am On Jan 21, 2011 |
^^^lmao  dave2: @ Poster
If i may ask please, what qualities do u look out for in a guy? You blind?Here: jaykay001: i want a man who is caring, trustworthy, honest, God fearing and focus. |
Romance › Re: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by ifyalways(f): 10:59am On Jan 21, 2011 |
tEsLim: No need for crititizm just little instructions
1. Move back to your parents house or to a friends house. But I suggest a male friend because if you go to a female friends house you will start sleeping with her boyfriend to. ANd I will advice you keep this bleeping secret for life else you will be skinned alive. And hated forever 2. Get a real boyfriend around your age with a d.i.c.k that can Zap you real good and make you forget your sista husbands. Get a real boyfriend i your life. 3. Do not confide this story with anyone I repeat do not!. Call both husabnds and tell them you are out. Even tell them and let them know you are sleeping with both husbands. It could disgust them a little , Because it could be that you are actually cheating with both men still lol 4. Move on @Bolded,co-signed. You don't need to confess to any mortal before u receive forgiveness and redemption. @OP,seems u have decided to get up and do the right thing.Im happy for you! . . .u hump the dude by day while his wife,ur sister rides him by night.wow,those men sef  . |
Family › Re: Pls Help My Loneliness And Relationship! by ifyalways(f): 9:00am On Jan 21, 2011 |
jaykay001: i want a man who is caring, trustworthy, honest, God fearing and focus. . . .and are u all that? You wud have better luck if u try the dating section. Btwn,Look out for a certain user Dayokanu,he possess all the xters u want and more . . . |
Family › Re: Pls Help My Loneliness And Relationship! by ifyalways(f): 8:23am On Jan 21, 2011 |
You "believe" all men are not straightforward and same u "admire and love" 2 of them?concentrate on loving urself and having fun,luckily,u are working so u can afford to indulge and pamper urself.As for loneliness,No one wud notice or approach u if u build a wall ard urself or holed up inside ur house;go out once in a while.visit family and friends too.If u think those 2 guys rock,u can give them "leads" but before u do that be certain that u are emotionally alright to handle rejection. . .just incase it happens. |
Romance › Re: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by ifyalways(f): 7:43am On Jan 21, 2011 |
The fact that she included details like school name,career of her in_laws does not mean anything,lasu might really be unilag.Not saying that her story is true though |
Food › Re: Can Someone Teach Me How To Make Owo Soup And Also How To Make Ukhodo by ifyalways(f): 4:45pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
^^Missy's version is Bini.I haven't taken Owo with tomatoes and i don't think im eager to try that. @Playette,how far? |
Family › Re: Help! by ifyalways(f): 4:36pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
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Romance › Re: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by ifyalways(f): 4:09pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
3triangle: Our parents are not here in Lagos and my elder brother who would have provided an alternative lives in PH. My eldest sister is in Lekki with her family and would not hear I want to move out because she is too protective of me as the last in the family. She feels it will be her fault if I fail cos she is like our mother here in Lagos.I am so confused but at the same time cant deny I still love my immediate elder sister's husband so much. The only way out of this if I expose the shameful act and face the ordeal or drop out of school in which case will both spell doom for my future. You are so very selfish . . .expose the shameful act and scatter 2 sisters home at once cos u were greedy and could not control your kitty? Look,If u really want to stop: Inform both men that the game is over. Tell your sisters you are moving out,no 2 ways abt u.If they insist on reasons,tell them u are grown up and need space.Leave,even if its against their wish,get urself an apartment in town.No one wud die,with time they wud get over it. Get urself a man or a d, ildo if your kitty is on the "itchy mode 24/7* If u are religious,the best u can do is to truly repent and ask God for forgiveness and mercy.You don't need to confess to anyone else . . .u have to live and deal with the memory. |
Phones › Re: Have You Heard Of 3-sims China Phones by ifyalways(f): 2:23pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Emmyk: Can u make or receive calls from 3 phones at the same time?  *thinks aloud I use two myself* Quoting with the 3-sim china phone?why the replicate entries?  Yes,atleast i can be sms-ing with one, 2nd one is on speed dial while im on a call with the 3rd. |
Culture › Re: Collection Of Igbo Songs Illustrating Igbo Culture by ifyalways(f): 12:32pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
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Culture › Re: Collection Of Igbo Songs Illustrating Igbo Culture by ifyalways(f): 12:28pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src=" http://www.youtube.com/embed/fpLMnnbvb7E" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe> Onye Ife m na ewe Iwe,Ya biko wegbuo ya,selense.  |
Family › Re: Urgent Genuine Advise Needed! She Is Pregnant For Her Younger Sister's Husband by ifyalways(f): 12:10pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
naijafrend: Arun, have you travelled all the way from India to be a part of an NGO here ? Please tell me this is a made up story, Te he he .Mu he he Ame ri kah wonder  So we have all been Bollywooded |
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From Olumide Akande And Dakore Egbuson's Wedding by ifyalways(f): 12:02pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Congrats Oko Titi. May God bless the union,beautiful children,peace,understanding and the love u share never wax cold. |