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Phones › Re: Can Service Providers Tell The Kind Of Handset You Are 'currently' Using? by ifyalways(f): 10:31am On Jan 25, 2011
duintes:
Operators are able to tell categorically what phone type and model you are using. But the question here should be at what point do they drill down to the level of knowing your phone type? So the frontline reps may not have the need to see your phone type before attending to you while if you are in for something serious (God forbid), such applications might be called up. Don't forget that each phone has IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity). Y[b]ou see this by dialling *#06# - irrespective of your phone type and [/b]network operator. The IMEI is unique to every phone. So this presupposes that each OEM would have a code in the IMEI that would identify them as the manufacturer.
Tried it just now,God save ur head . . .It worked.
Thank yous cheesy
Culture › Re: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by ifyalways(f): 10:22am On Jan 25, 2011
donkarly:
|@ezeagu,your translation of the bolded words are wrong.Obia means stranger,as in 'Onye Obia' and Nzu is native chalk.it is used for prayers and incantations by traditional title holders and native doctors.Ilunilu(ihunihu) means face to face.
lol
Ilunilu is actually Ilu.
Nzu,i assume to be a typo,[i]Uzu [/i]eg nka na uzu is technology.
In some parts of Igboland,Obia means Dibia . smiley
Politics › Re: Girl Arrested For Attempting To Kidnap Brother by ifyalways(f): 9:58am On Jan 25, 2011
This is getting scary and worst daily.
I wont be surprised to hear that " we did it cos we needed to buy BB"
Politics › Re: I Want To Meet Ekubear,alj Harem And Ibime by ifyalways(f): 9:49am On Jan 25, 2011
Beaf . . cheesy
Food › Re: Ise Ewu, Nkwobi, Kayan Ciki, Fish P-soup Or Cow Tail? by ifyalways(f): 9:27am On Jan 25, 2011
Fish Peppersoup.
TOYOSI20:
lol . . . . . . . cheesy
angry
Celebrities › Re: Nomoreloss And Rhythm Fm Oap, Phoenix Had A New Baby by ifyalways(f): 9:18am On Jan 25, 2011
chai,how did this pic get online?  cheesy cheesy cheesy
Congrats to them,which of dem be celebrity sef?
Culture › Re: Birds Of Prey In Igbo Land by ifyalways(f): 9:14am On Jan 25, 2011
redsun:
Just think of the magnificent,intelligent and supreme owls that are ruthlessly slaughtered in nigeria in the name of witchcraft.

Ignorance breeds fear and fear is living dead.
redsun:
They are stealth and nocturnal predator,design to kill in silence and in the dark.There is nothing to be afraid of them fo,unless one sees himself as a prey and fortunately, they don't prey on humans.
I quite agree with u on that.
We are all told that owls are bad omen,when they hoot at ur roof,someone is bound to die,bla bla.
Ignorance passed on to generations.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 9:04am On Jan 25, 2011
^+10
He who plays the piper dictates the tune.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:01am On Jan 25, 2011
presido1:
Which of the oteles? front or back? ima umu nwanyi nwere otele abuo(Nke nsi na nke mamiri).
ama m na obughi nke nsi maka agaba anaghi eri nsi but he fit drink mamiri by mistake or odawise as nwa mkpi ma ojide ya na mojo.

Ndi igbo hi cool cool
Ire go,n'afo ohuru a ka iji ututu para okwu Otele mee matters arising  grin
O nwekwara ka odi.Buko,kedu maka Nnenneigbo  kiss
Chaaaai,onye huru Usu Rome?,Romanus i dey miss u dyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  sad

Ndi Igbo nke onye na eme,Ya gazie.
Family › Re: If Your Wife Is Pregnant For Another Man, What Do You Do? by ifyalways(f): 8:54am On Jan 25, 2011
dayokanu:
Has he gone for STD test?
Ori eja cheesy
bdidi:
A man is married for three years now and they have o lovely child but his wife committed adultery and got pregnant. The man is shattered emotionally and confused. The funny part of it all is that he still loves his wife and the wife does not want 2 commit abortion. And the fool who did this to his wife is still alive.

If u find yourself in this shoe, what will you do?
Hahahaha,If such things really happen and people condone it shocked ,what can i say?
You love ur wife
Your wife had an unprotected one night stand.
You wife is pregnant for another man,told you and is keeping the pregnancy.
Way to go jare . . .what BS. angry
Family › Re: My Wife Does Not Want To Bear My Name by ifyalways(f): 6:28pm On Jan 24, 2011
ogugua88:
One's name is like their identity. I don't know how old your wife is. I'll use a figure like 33. I can understand where she is coming from as one's name is their identity. For some, it's easy and exciting to change their surname. For some it's difficult and they may not want to do so. I'm so used to my own surname that I wonder if I'll be able to change it easily when and if I, too, should marry. I say you should leave her alone with the matter. If she'll come around, she'll do so when she's ready. Although I must say after seven years, is there still much reason for you to fight it? How is this making you lose confidence your marriage? If this is the only problem in your relationship, then I think you're being hard on her.
@Bolded,so u are saying that as a married woman,she is ashamed of being identified with the hubby's name or  huh
Celebrities › Re: Best Dressed Male In Nolllywood by ifyalways(f): 6:22pm On Jan 24, 2011
Jim Iyke and Majid Micheal.
Phones › Re: Opera Mini 4.2 Configuration|settings by ifyalways(f): 6:17pm On Jan 24, 2011
Bossman:
I read somewhere in this forum that some carriers (MTN I think they said is one of them) is now blocking opera mini. It did not make sense to me since, using this browser compresses data, and if anything it helps throughput, plus I always use MTN whenever I am in Naija and I ONLY use opera mini on my phones. So, if true, it must be a very recent thing, or may be some versions of opera mini. It would help if someone can shed more light on it. As I plan on visiting Naija in march, and plan on using my MTN sim with opera mini.
Oh i see,thank you.
I was beginning to wonder if i have become a [i]super-duper-tech [/i]overnight,considering most peeps are having problem with installing common Opera-mini.
Phones › Re: Why Are Many People Selling Or Dumping Their Blackberry? by ifyalways(f): 6:13pm On Jan 24, 2011
timpaker:
most crapberry users bought it under some influence by friends while others got theres simply because its classy.
a friend of mine (BB user) once told me the essence of her buying a bb was that each time she post anything on facebook that what trips her more is that the crapberry logo appears at the post. she uses a crapberry curve, a phone that's not even up to the cost of my former almighty N97 or any other nokia smartphones.lol
cool
ROFL.
People,issues and priorities.
I just don't like BB cos its too big a phone for me and now soo over-hyped.I loff small cute phones.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 6:08pm On Jan 24, 2011
[quote author=nwaigbo_mg link=topic=43635.msg7587906#msg7587906 date=1295805260]okuko na erubeghi na ubu akpo chorochoro, egbe ga ebu ya ufu eburu ya

when an immature chicken starts croaking-- making loud noise, if the kite fails to swoop on it, the woof will surely do so[/quote]Okwu.
A drunk fowl never jam a crazy fox.
Nna gi muru gi.
Islam › Re: Curious About Islam,facts About Islam. by ifyalways(op): 6:04pm On Jan 24, 2011
Lagosboy:
Apologies for the late reply.

Someone could be blessed with some ability to see some things and it is called "True dreams". The prophet said true dreams is 1/40 of prophethood. Having true dreams is one aspect and then blessed with the ability to inteprete them is another blessing. The science of dream intepretation exists in islam and one of the notable classical scholar in that realm was Ibn sireen and his books are still available till today.

Any kind of "prophecy" that falls short of true dreams or natural intuition (in yoruba we call it ifura logun agba) is something else and most likely there is a jinn connection.

The difference between a fortune teller and what i explained above is that a fortune teller delibreately consults to know a specific thing about someone but a true dreamer does not plan it and Allah just chooses to reveal some things of the future to such person. Also, there are some people that walk pass you and start to say somethings about you without planning, this is also handiwork of the jinns and part of fortune telling.

In summary , only God knows the future and even if we dream about something we still have to pray and pesevere to make that dream a reality if it is a good thing as the ultimate power lies with Allah. Also, if someone like a prophet of doom predicts something bad about you ignore it and pray to Allah against any calamity. The rule and guide is to never listen to any fortune teller and if someone wants to predict shut him up and tell him off. If fortune tellers were worth it no marriage would be broken and no one would work.

And God knows best.
Thank you so much.
Salams.
Family › Re: Husband Slapped Me Over An Argument by ifyalways(f): 4:25pm On Jan 24, 2011
Unu nile neediri "amu" kara aka including me cool

unsuregirl:
After a few days of a cool down time and some thinking, we have finally talked our issues out and we have settled on seeing a counsellor so that we can tackle the problems and temper issues,
I guess a marriage deserves atleast one sincere shot,  And marriage or no marriage, counselling is a must for both of us right now so that we can stop being as toxic as we both have become ever since we began to live under one roof, 
So, thanks to some of you whose words mattered and who took interest in my posts!
Goodnews.
I wish u the best,u and your hubby.
Food › Re: How Can I Prepare Amala? by ifyalways(f): 4:21pm On Jan 24, 2011
Ok,Yoruba ppl on NLD are meanies,a week gone and no clue on how to go abt the amala biz  angry
Here's a recipe i got from a magazine someone shld try it and get back to us  cheesy
Ukom Ebua
600g lamb
300ml kaikai/ogogoro/sapele water.(local gin)
400g unripe plantain
100mls palm oil
1large onion
15g scent leaf.
3 knorr cubes
salt
2 glasses chilled fresh palmy(optional)
   Boil the lamb with the kaikai  shocked.when the meat is cooked(say after 15-20 mins),drain and discard the liquid.
Peel plantain and cut into chunks,slice the onions and scent leaf.
Put the drained lamb into a pot,add abt 150ml water,the plantain,palm oil,knoor,pinch of salt and pepper.Cook till plantain is soft and mixture thickens.Add the scent leaf and leave to simmer for 2 minutes.
Place on serving plates,u can garnish with sliced onions or even scent leaves.
Serve each plate with a chilled bottle of palmmy to send it home.  cheesy
   Try and testify someone.  grin
Celebrities › Re: Who's Annie Ilonzeh by ifyalways(f): 11:08am On Jan 24, 2011
Hardballer:
stub means its too short, You can help Wikipedia by makin it longer , lol if u have a wiki acc correct the ngazi part
I highlighted the "American actress" part;clearly the babe sees herself as an American
BTWN,why shld i edit her profile on wiki for her,how are we sure she did not change her name to Ngasi undecided
Celebrities › Re: Kanu Nwankwo,utaka Banned From Facebook by ifyalways(f): 11:01am On Jan 24, 2011
babytejiri:
Any person thinking of communicating with Nwankwo Kanu (Papilo) and John Utaka Chukwudi on one of the world leaders in social networking websites online such as facebook should think twice, as the pairs Portsmouth coach Steve Cotterill has prohibited all players to chat on PCs or mobile telephones. The word Fratton Park is that Cotterill is the conversations on the Internet a distraction and that it would be better to keep his players from browsing or chatting to maintain their focus on their difficulties in finding a place in the Premier League English.
Details of the report of Queensland said Coterill had taken the lead to show his players he was serious about the ban, warning that they would be fined one thousand quid a word, if they were captured do. “I told the guys not to go on Twitter and Facebook Connect and to write something about Portsmouth Football Club or what happens here. “This is a load of junk. If they spent less time on the computer and more time football game, we would have a better set of players. “I told them that if they do, then I fine them 1000 pounds per word, ” confirmed Cotterill.
http://www.nigeriacurrentnews.com/nigeria-news-today-kanuutaka-banned-from-facebook/
@OP,banned from writing/tweeting abt their clubs and professional lives or banned from using FBK and twitter for them personal stuffs?
awwww,Johnnnnnny,my ex rove cheesy angry
Phones › Re: Opera Mini 4.2 Configuration|settings by ifyalways(f): 10:49am On Jan 24, 2011
Doctore:
Yes sir, u are missing something
Please Madam educate me.whats the new in-thing?
Romance › Re: 30 Million Old Hag In Nigeria (ngo Data) by ifyalways(f): 10:47am On Jan 24, 2011
Seriously,Mobo do u have a job or life at all,even ur self-confessed gigolo work,do u even do it?If u guys went to UK with student visa,do u guys ever go to school or study?Na wao
Im not worried for you but Im bothered abt ur families which fortunately,includes those 30million old hags.
PS;I don't need a reply.
Phones › Re: Opera Mini 4.2 Configuration|settings by ifyalways(f): 9:31am On Jan 24, 2011
Do u need a special settings for ur opera mini?
I thought its download and go . . .even me wey no sabi anything for phone was able to download,run and use opera mini without any stress or am i missing something here huh
Family › Re: Sex Workers Beat Up Customers by ifyalways(f): 9:48pm On Jan 23, 2011
LMAO!I think its Mobo,Cork and 190. . .serves them right! hahaha. . .nld sunday delight.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 3:44pm On Jan 23, 2011
^lol.threadia abagozi village eeh kwa?@Topic,ndi uyo anyi shi,uyo wu uyo mi na gi,ta ugba m,nuo mmai m ma jiri ogodo nwanyi m mee m eze.Meaning:we as brothers can and wud share everything excluding our spouses.
Culture › Re: How I Bought My Bride by ifyalways(f): 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2011
The writers objective is not very clear to me;is it abt cows he gave his in-laws or celebration of his marriage?Btwn,beautiful bride he got.If u cant deal with anyone's culture,Please stick to your own.
Family › Re: My Wife Does Not Want To Bear My Name by ifyalways(f): 11:10am On Jan 23, 2011
Nothing in a a name so why is she hell_bent on keeping her fathers name?Maybe the husband shld think abt hypernating both names,jeez so much wahala in marriage these days.
Family › Re: Is my wife cheating on me after 4 years of marriage? by ifyalways(f): 9:54am On Jan 23, 2011
cheesy @Pslm 23.@Poster,nothing hurts like "feeling used and cheated" but u must first calm down.ur wife is 100% wrong and her actions highly suspicious.cheating or planning on cheating wud offer u temporal satisfaction and perm. regrets and frustration,hold urself together till u get back.btwn,how did u get hold of this info?if i were u,(i know im gonna be so mad and angry that i wud be flying home the very moment i got the info to confront him)i wont wait for them to "do" it all in the name of getting evidence,get home and confront her.I personally see no valid reason why a married fella wud keep and communicate with an exhuh someone needs to point out just 1 for me,biko.
Food › Re: How Do I Use Dry Ugu(pumpkin Leaves) by ifyalways(f): 6:02pm On Jan 22, 2011
@Missy B,where is ur reply,spam bot undecided
Food › Re: How Can I Prepare Amala? by ifyalways(f): 6:00pm On Jan 22, 2011
Me too.  sad
Everyone in my family knows the way to my heart is amala + ewedu  kiss kiss kiss and I just cant seem to get it right,its either too hard,full of lumps or too watery  embarassed
Who wud help us?Next life,I must marry Ogbomosho man wey go dey feed me amala for bed 24/7.
mafolayomi:
black or white?
dudu for me tongue

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