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Bigcake: No wonder she too dey like act witch role

Lol.....

No wonder.....

Logicboy03:


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ORGINI??........

musKeeto: Lol @ IshiLove.. Make I find permament for india na.. Plenty indian hair o

Bro Goshen, first of all congrats...

Second of all, abeg now u don get permament resido, I fit come visit u and obadiah next year?

Last but not least, when people say don't forget the homeland, it doesn't necessarily mean they want you to come back.. It's just like when a convict is released and the prisoners say 'don't forget us bro'.... Even people wey get permanent resido for Naija wan run...



On a serious note sha, congrats....

Muskeeto abeg no stay for india permanently o..........

Make those indian women no kee you...........

@goshen.....I'm so happy for you.........but abeg no forget naija o......we get plenty oil lines to burst and tap oil........

musKeeto: Genesis 2:17
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and blessing and calamity you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.


You need to calm down, man. No be us write Bible.

And adam did not leave for 1000 years(1day).....so he indeed died that day.......

Hope u dey see am??.........

Adam died both spiritually and later physically that DAY...........

That is why we are growing old and dying today...........

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Muskeeto u need to do more bible reading..that's is if your wayo heart go allow you........

Femi helep me oooo....

Make ona help me unlock this mumu modem o....

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rhymz: Now I am going to worsen your mental delusions by pointing clear lies by your biblical God;
Let Me Start with:
Gen 3 vs 6
In this delusional biblical verse, God warns Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit from the tree of evil, that if they do they will die. Funny enough, it is worthy to note that thesame Adam lived for 930 years according to thesame bible in
Genesis 5 vs 5. Apparently, God lied to Adam to scare him, in fact, the Devil was actually the one that told Adam the truth.
Here is another big lie from your "big God" :
2. Gen 4 vs 16
According to this 4cking verse, as punishment for killing his brother, Cain will be a vagabond and a fugitive "Yet in just a few verses ( Gen 4:16-17)
Cain will settle down, marry, have a son, and build a city. . .lol. . This is not the activity one would expect from a fugitive and a vagabond. Abi your God forget to administer im punishment ni?
You need more lies from your God??

Didn't adam die??....is adam still alive.??....

Why ona dey MUMU like this??....

Where i§ adam today??at your back yard abi??.........

Satan was the LIAR and not GOD............

Adam returned to dust as God said..........

I know you forgot to read that verse.......

musKeeto: Nna.. See vex

All I did was quote Scriptures.. God clearly sends lying spirits.. True or false?

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Lying spirit abi??....oya just try trace one of the lies wey God don talk before...we dey wait.........

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Logicboy03: Fraudulent acts are encouraged by christianity....what do you call miracle healings and multiplying fish in a basket?

On a serious note, tithings and offerings are fraudulent by nature. Even the tax exempt nature of churches and the mixture of church and state are illegal but then christianity had been engaged in it from its inception

Lol.......oboy if you really don't know what to say why don't you just shut your trap.......

All your claims are baseless and strikt and has dealt with them.....

When you say miracle healings and multiplying fish in the basket what do you mean??....

And when you talk about tithing which are you refering to??....the one done during the pre-christian or post-christian ERA??.......

I really want to know how any of Jesus' words or teachings have affected naija adversely..........

Are the corrupt officials or individuals in nigeria following or obeying the words of Jesus so that one can say christianity is actually the cause of naija's failure??............

Christianity is not the problem of naija........never will it be......

Muskeeto oya just mention the LIE wey God don talk before....please just one......

I'm waiting...you think its all about just quoting scriptures and misconstruing them??.......

musKeeto: Can you quote those verses directly instead of cherry picking as you're won't to do?

God says he's sending a lying spirit, Jeremiah says God has deceived them... Those verses clearly say so...

Who are you to question God? If He lies or not, by what authority can you claim He lies?

All that comes out of his mouth is good, so even when He deceives, it's for a purpose....

You see yourself.......

Where those prophets who were already wicked and treacherous prophets of God...

The point I have with u guys is you never get to read scriptures complete but misconstrue them to keep fooling yourselves....

You forget that while those prophets were being allowed to fool themselves and proclaim falsehood, Jeremiah and other of Gods prophets alike were proclaiming Yahwehs words..........

Yahweh cannot LIE....

Oya tell me the lie wey Yahweh don talk....

During Jeremiahs day the then false prophets told the people that they wouldn't be taken into captivity by the babylonians,but jeremiah who was Gods prophet told them bluntly that they would be vassals in babylon......the people chose to be decieved by the false prophets and so they ignored jeremiahs words........

God sending a lying spirit simply means those individuals who were decieved never would have Gods holy spirit and so such individuals were exposed to satans lies and thus decieved...........

Exactly what is written in d scriptures is what is happening to you atheists.........

You guys have no iota of Gods spirit in you and so satan has become your freind and has overtaken your senses...,,,,your delusions will keep piling up until the end comes...........

in all the scriptures muskeeto quoted those individuals were already wicked,false and had reached a point of falsehood with no hope of returning back to God....so all God did was allow them to be decievd further......

the false prophets of ahab,the false prophets during jeremiahs day,all were not prophets of God.....God does not lie....read these verses....

look at the words of God to the same prophets you claim and misconstrue God lied to...

jeremiah 5:31
New International Version (©2011)
The prophets prophesy lies, the priests rule by their own authority, and my people love it this way. But what will you do in the end?


Jeremiah 23:16-17

English Standard Version (ESV)


16 Thus says the Lord of hosts: “Do not listen to the words of the prophets who prophesy to you, filling you with vain hopes. They speak visions of their own minds, not from the mouth of the Lord. 17 They say continually to those who despise the word of the Lord, ‘It shall be well with you’; and to everyone who stubbornly follows his own heart, they say, ‘No disaster shall come upon you.’

the isrealites chose to believe the lies of false prophets than to the truths from jeremiah or Gods prophets...
and so God allowed them to be deceived and also allowed the false prophets to continue In there falsehood until his Great day came....


muskeeto and Co your inabilities to comprehend scriptural truths is what has landed y"all atheists in the delusions you guys are in......

you misinterprete the scriptures right left center just to keep yourselves deluded all the time thinking there is no God and that even if there is he is a wicked God and a liar...

there has never been a time GOD made a pronouncement through his prophets and it ended up being a lie.....

jeremiah,habakukk,micah,moses,zechariah,obadiah,nahum,isaiah,jeremiah,JESUS etc all were prophets of God and not one of them were given lies to disseminate to Gods people...stop attributing the lies those motor pack prophets proclaimed as coming from GOD


GOD CANNOT LIE

musKeeto: Yeah, the truth that GOD DID IT is the best solution to ignorance...

Muskeeto you still haven't aÑswered 1 question I've been asking you.......

Are you an ATHEIST??......

FOLYKAZE: Then Ijawkid must prove Jehovah's power and reason he reject Oborowe's power. Enough of his I see, I saw and I have seen.

If he cant prove Jehovah power, then we will all agree Jehovah is not powerful.

So I shouldn't say what I've seen??.......

bolaino: the bible says thou shalt not test the lord thy God, that's what our ijaw broda's gon tell u, lol

Of what use would it be to invoke the power of God to shield me from bullets just for showy display??..........


All to prove to atheist(who are denying reality) that there are powers beÝond what we see as humans??.......

Make them go rest for dustbin....there body go tell them something soon...

FOLYKAZE: I have seen the C&S and celestial pastor using the bible as charm. They will tear some part of the psalm or read some psalm to a bowl of water. Just say that you have not witness this.

A mountain is even bigger than a bullet. With your faith, can you move mountain with mere words? And it seem you dont read your bible.

Matthew 21:22
King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
22. And all things, whatsoever ye ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. Pls pray so that we can shoot you without penetration. Just ask anything with your prayer like swimming from Niger State to Ondo state or walking in the sky. Yahweh is all powerful. Just ask and ye shall receive the power to do this.

Also John 14:12
King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father. My Ijaw friend has not work on water, you have not wake your dead great grandfather, you have not heal the blind and not turn water to wine. You have believe in Jesus works and miracle for years and you have not done anything related to Jesus miracle nor do greater than him. I guess there is nothing like gun in Jesus days. If you are shoot without a skin penetration, then you do greater than Jesus. Lets make this happen. Your God is all powerful.

You can keep juju, just lets shoot you with your faith and jesus. Lets see how powerful and miraculous your Jesus is.


Dont ask if I believe, you can come over and lets test it if it work. If I tell you my mama soup is sweet, you might not believe until you taste it. Thats it. If you can shoot a gun or wanna test any other juju, just come forward.

So Àll you want is for me to pray to God and then come forward for a gun shot test..??...smh!!!!!.......


And then what do I gain by doing that??...the last time I checked the holy spirit that was poured out was to enable me preach the goodnews about Gods kingdom down to the end and not to test run bullet§ from a Gun with it...........

the greater works Jesus was talking about was in reference to the preaching work and not the performing of miracles........

Don't quote scriptures you don't understand.........

I think all of ona wan begin madt abi?.......

Evil Brain: Of course I would. Why wouldn't I. If the biblical god is real, that means that hell is real. Even though I object to all the evil it has done, it would be foolish to oppose such a powerful being.

Lol............I knw your kind.....pharoahlike!!!!..

Evil Brain: You discredit yourself by making these kinds of broad generalizations. Yes, some atheists come across as proud, but so do many religious folk. At least, you don't see many atheists trying to legislate their beliefs or force them on others. You don't see atheists calling for the death of those who make fin of their beliefs. And any person who claims to know anything with 100% certainty is far more likely to be a religious nut than an atheist.

Lol.......Í don't think so.....you guys are the ones who go about yapping about your infallible logics and reasonings........

If God didn't mean anything to obstinate individuals in d past who did experience God first hand,of what use would he showing himself be
to persons who have chosen to be independent today.....you guys are stiff necked to the core.......

Evil Brain: Yes I do, and its hardly a myth. At present, it is the theory that best explains the properties of the known universe at a cosmological scale. When you manage to explain the universe's expansion and cosmic background radiation using biblical principles, I'll take your theory into consideration. Until then, I'm strongly pro Big Bang.

Its hardly a myth but it is a myth.....the big bang explain§ zilch........

Did you miss alfamanns thread on hÓw useless the big bang is??.......your fellow atheist debunked the folly behind the ¡ig bang theory.......

My bro you are gulping dÓwn one huge MYTH if you ask me........

You can believe in the big bang but you can't believe there is an intelligent designer who formed the universe.....

FOLYKAZE: Stop the joke man. You believe in juju but cant prove it cuz of Yahweh. Can you put your bible under your shirt and receive a single gun shot? Or can psalm 23 save you from hit and fall juju? You know very well your Jesus says if you have faith like a mustard seed, you will tell a mountain to move and it will obey. You can let us prove this. I think you have big faith in Jesus and Yahweh. This should apply if you forbid juju.

First of all the bible isn't a talisman or a charm...........

And when Jesus talked about faith that could move mountains being a bullet proof MONK wa§nt a branch of that faith........

The faith I have is that juju won't work on me because Yahweh is by my side......

Hope you see where I put faith into practicÉ.............

But wait o....you believe in hÍt and fall JUJU?......

Kennedyiheme: I hve realised i was been brainwashed, when i go to church nd sing "he give me house oo na double double" i was jst deceivin mysele then

Lmao......this OP is just too funny......

Oya go meet atheist.....maybe they might decuple your dreams............

musKeeto: And with that, Ijawkid successfully fills the always vacant post of God's Representative...

You know me na.........

Ona dey ask for God like say ona ready to see am and know am.......

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Evil Brain: why would you say that? Afterall, atheists don't deny the existence of anything else once they see proof of it.

Plenty of atheist scientists didn't accept that the Higgs bosun existed, but once it was detected at CERN, pretty much all of them admitted they were wrong.

Einstein didn't believe that the universe was expanding, or in the Big Bang theory, but as the evidence mounted he changed his mind.

Most doctors didn't believe that ulcers were caused by germs or that any germ could even survive in the highly acidic stomach. But once Barry Marshal and Robin Warren proved them wrong, they admitted their mistake, rewrote all their textbooks and gave them a Nobel prize.

You claim that atheists won't accept evidence that god exists? Why don't you show us some of this evidence then instead of assuming we'll reject it?

And only valid, verifiable and reproducible evidence please. No fake TB Joshua miracles.

If God showed himself to you will you abide to his principles and commands??......what difference would it make??....you guys aren't contrite individuals so God showing himself to you would be a waste of time........

So you believe in the big bang theory myth??....

jayriginal: And exactly what is wrong in looking for logical explanations ?



Better than giving credit to a myth.

And you don't believe in myths??.........

Would you believe if he showed himself??......are you ready to let God reveal himself to you or within you you just want to be independent and useless................

I knw even if God revealed himself to atheists they would still stick to there madness........

So take this crappy write up and shove it right in your brain...........

bolaino: hahaahha, but in their defence, there's usually a logical explanation for most tins.

Na for there head.........when logic meets its climax they'll start looking for the koko......

bolaino: well, if it works good for him, but if it doesn't, hmmMm, but I think that no matter what, u guys are always gon look for a logical explanation for what might happen, (that's assuming it works)

They are always looking for logical ways to explain just about everything........small time them go dey find way to use logic explain how and why them dey shi-t for toilet...........

musKeeto: My only problem is WHEN this test fails, people would say Folykaze's man is fake.

Most surprising is Folykaze(An atheist) is more willing to provide 'proof' than Ijawkid (Theist.christian)... says a lot....

For some odd reason though, I hope the bullet charm works.. would make this world a bit exciting..

Lol..........

I just dey happy say even atheist fit ready believe say egbesu dey work....your fellow atheist o......

Like I said earlier my beliefs won't let me collaborate with someone to prove the egbesu juju..........

On another thread a nairalander was all out to prove that juju works.........and billiyonnaire was the one on the hot sit......you can all go bet there and see for yourselves........

I wish I could engage in this juju thing just to make sure I prove u atheists wrong, but I love Yahweh..............

Evil Brain: Skydaddy is the invisible, undetectable being who helps good Christians cheat during exams if they happen to be too dumb to pass via their own intelligence. It's not by power, it's not by might. It's by skydaddy says the lord.

Lol.....and please I don't knw of any true christian who clings to this your imaginery sky daddy...............

Logicboy03: Na fear ooo........

Lmao.................

Muskeeto you be atheist??..........

I never still know wetin you be till today.......

Evil Brain: All of Job's children died and they didn't come back to life after god decided to stop playing games with his life. How is that recovering all?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgZqnsytJI

IMHO, religiosity is a major cause of exam failure. If people would spend the same amount of time reading their books as they waste going to church and praying, I bet that they'll score a lot higher than 156.

The last time I prayed before an exam was my common entrance, yet I haven't failed an exam since. I only wrote JAMB once and got my first choice school and course (Medicine, UNILAG); no god required. The way to pass is to read your books, start early, answer plenty of past questions (if possible all of them) and to use problem oriented reading.

If you're relying on some invisible skydaddy to cheat for you by revealing answers or changing your marks, then you are in for some disappointment because your skydaddy doesn't exist.

I am religious but have never failed an exam............I go out preaching , engage in constant bible reading and still passed all my exams and still look forward to excelling when I start my msc...........

The OP no just know where dey pain am for body.....only lazy people fail exams....

And who is sky daddy by the way??......it seems your evil brain has got some problems.......who knows if this your evil brain did not make you cheat to pass your exams..............