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chineke Gawd of ogoja

all this parambulation cos you have love for a fellow Nlander!

my Gawd! spanglish is a problem


[quote author=tpia. link=topic=306718.msg4316043#msg4316043 date=1249662111]can you summarize your main point?

are you saying there's someone on nairaland you admire/fell in love with and are trying to summon the courage to let her know?

Just start a thread for her in the dating section with her name in the title, and pour out your heart there.

I think say na preach you wan preach before.[/quote]yeah what she said up there " "


dem nor dey take all this ingrish collect money for bank oh

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elete khandy

hello wetin?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! wey my twinny?

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timmy7:
This 1 resemble ajase pokipoki or epa ijebu car nw

this post had me rolling on the floor

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=306408.msg4311119#msg4311119 date=1249582308]That kleptomanic G.O keeps inventing ways to milk poor people of their money. Now people pay toll fee to use a damn toilet?!?
You can't even take a shit without god sending tax collectors. . .haba.


Well the idiot has got to get money anyhow he can to fuel and maintain his luxury gulf stream jet. . .[/quote]

FL Gators:
So Ikamefa is a shopoholic too?

Hii5!!!

right back at cha sis

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-306348.0.html

muki oya oh lets get to know you berra

^{gotta fly! larra}

me loff ! i don dey find you since

how una dey?

babs

(1) Do you like your name :  yes cos its unique

If not what do you wish it was :

(2) Whats your zodiac sign : am  libra

(3) How old are you (be honest) :  900 years old ( am an old dragon)

(4) Are you male or female :  _{not sure let me go and check}

(5) Whats your location :  Guam!

(5) Whats your height & weight :  like 5.7" and i weigh like 500 pounds

(6) Whats your favorite colour :  any shade of blue

(7) Whats your ethnic origin :  am yoruba with a likkle ibo and igala or is it idoma mixed in there somewhere 

(8 ) Relationship status :  married thank God

(9) Do you have kids : yes with plenty grand  shudrens sef

(10) Describe your personality : on nl or at home?

(11) Hobbies or interests : am a voracious reader,  snorer ,a shopaholic , and a golden pammy enthusiast  

(12) What dou you want on NL : what a question    FUN!

(13) Whats your fav song : anything done my maxwell , ^{even if that gorgeous man dey bang 2 pangolos together}

(14) Do you have a crush on NL  : me?    me nah know!

(15) Do you have enemies on NL :prolly  i dont give a phork jare

(16) Prefer rainy or sunny days : wintery days when its freezing cold

(17) Whats your biggest turn-on : a big bowl of  amala and ewedu soup
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(18) Whats your biggest turn-off : lies, backbiters,any form of disloyalty

(19) Did you enjoy this survey : nope ! am just catching ma fun jare

(20) Add something extra (optional) :yes if you believe any of the above, you need to check your self into Yaba left side 

anambra babe? chai!

she dey behind my shed!

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i love it, if una like make una call me winch

i nor dey give 2 phorks about it 


occultist  koo!  herbalist nii

all i know is that am loving ma 18 carats band


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typical crack head!

jungle -mummy jeun soke jor " "

cant say i never watch anything regularly ' '

was lucky to catch her on TV today

that lady is hard!

am sure if i meet her in real life i will just run!

watched her today, was laughing all the way

she is an old lady who is street -wise and has a lot of ' smarts"

my baff day is coming

make una buy puff puff for me!

spikedcylinder:
Lol! Criminal.

hahahaha! abi you sef dey use jacquard back

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

pam!
pam!
pammmmmmmmmmmmy!

did i hear pammy?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=302687.msg4281095#msg4281095 date=1249092035]it is never too late for u to join the line, i am sure she will consider u if this other one dont work out [/quote]" " chei!

all this real house wives bixnix is a bloody waste of air time

i cant believe this women actually have fans and peeps who love them

bravo is just parading train-wrecks and trailer thrash before us as materials for prime-time tv viewing

would rather spend ma time watching old sitcoms than 1 minute of those shows

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there must be something other than: difference in schedules as a reason for breaking up

that's true! he is a hottie