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Igboblog:
This photo of a guy enjoying his snake has caused commotion online. Some people still don't believe that people eat snake meat. Huh, what about you? Can you eat snake meat fans? See photos below

News via Ndigboblog : http://ndigboblog..co.ke/2017/09/photo-of-guy-eating-snake-sparks.html?m=1

I can't even touch a dead snake talk less of eating !

Etizz:
Hi guys, this morning after the rain we noticed fishes coming out from the ground, though the soil is still a little bit wet but I imagined how they exist right here in my compound, that's what I don't know........... Fun thing though.

in every riverine area it is bound to happen, it happen in ibeno too!

DouglasH92:
I've noticed that a lot of Nigerian men, especially on social media always make excuses for their financial inadequacies. Instead of them to keep quiet and focus on becoming financially well off, they will reveal their financial insecurities by demonizing and lambasting any woman who says she would rather date a guy who has money. Most times you will see them making comments like "Women are hoes" Women are gold diggers." "Women should focus on love and not on the financial state of the man"
You will even see them saying that women should try to manage with a man who is earning low and should stop aiming too high in terms of the financial capacities of the man they want because money isn't all that matters.

I have also noticed that these kind of men are usually lazy. Most of their time is spent on social media arguing, insulting women and complaining about how women love money so much. And these men are usually frustrated, broke and low achievers. It's not surprising that they are in the financial state they are in. Real men who have money don't complain like they do. They know how the world works and they work hard to be financially successful and they let their financial success speak for them and attract whatever kind of women they want. They don't spend all day on social media casting aspersions on women who prefer a certain kind of lifestyle and men who understand and can provide such lifestyle.

Seriously, if you are such a man I feel really sorry for you. No amount of whining and complaining will change your condition. Leave social media and go and hustle. If you have money you won't have time to worry about what women want.

all these Mama , papa thank you children sef! Do you really know what hustling is all about? Try go hustle i bet you, your notion will change automatically!

King4Roller:
11. Water from the vagina

olodo!

No wonder skull miners are on the loose!

celebsnestblawg:
https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mapoly.png

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Lagos zonal office, has arrested seven National Diploma (ND) students of the Moshood Abiola Polytechnic (MAPOLY), Abeokuta, Ogun State for alleged offences bordering on conspiracy, obtaining money under false pretences and possession of forged documents.

The suspects- Adesina Olalekan, Makinde Noheem, Toheeb Ogunowo, Somotun Olusola, Somotun Sodiq, Tajudeen Hafeez Bolaji and Kareem Olaseni- are studying various courses in the institution.

They were arrested alongside Iyun Ifeoluwa, Odusanwo Ibrahim, Obanijesu Opeyemi Soneye, Azeez Olayinka, Babatunde Ajala, Ojejimi Ademola, Aderowunmi Ayomide and Oluokun Oluwaseun by operatives of the Commission within Abeokuta and its environs on August 17, 2016, following a petition received by the Commission about their activities.

The suspects, who were said to be living flamboyantly, were alleged to be involved in internet scam, forgery of financial instruments and lottery scam, among others.

One of the suspects, Olaseni, a 21-year-old Business Administration student, was said to have created a Facebook account with the name Dean Robert, with which he interacted with his victims.

In his statement, Olaseni gave a blow-by-blow revelation of his modus operandi, saying;

“I tell them (his victims) that they have won Facebook Lottery. I have people who receive the money sent by the victims.

Then, the money is remitted into my personal accounts domiciled in GTBank and Skye Bank.”

A number of items, including laptops, forged documents, were recovered from the suspects during their arrests.
The suspects will be charged to court after investigations are concluded.
See their photos below;
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https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/efcc-arrests-7-mapoly-students-others-yahoo-yahoo/

These is the reason why majority of them are hitting menopause without having someone to call her husband! [ quote ]author=rosalieene post=60144622]

so I saw this post on facebook,
"Ladies can you marry a man who earns 35,000 as salary? "

Lol, ladies gat no chill.

One said "Can't even buy me a wig let's say the truth here NO"

lady B said "When Human Hair 16inches cost 35k.. abegi!! Double your hustle .."

lady C said "Please you people should stop asking all question..
35k cant even completely pay bride price...
Even self contain house rent...
So why this question"

another said "But oh, 35k, how will he pay my bride price biko, I dont want to marry myself"

Another funny comment: "Would he give his sister to a man earning 35k monthly? Let's be realistic while answering, biko. Leave materialistic talk"

*sighs*

my beloved ladies, so am throwing this question to you.[/quote]

Useless culture !

IgedeBushBoy:
http://punchng.com/suitor-dies-in-katsina-marriage-flogging-game/

swiz123:
Crippled pot bellied tyrant. God will surely pay you back in your own coin for killing a ten year old boy and all those boys you tore their asshooles with your 3incher

These is so sad! ,But why are killing are on the increase these days, God help us , these world is really coming to an end!

Ogashub:
According to the Commissioner of Police in Imo State, Chris Ezike, the Catholic priest, Reverend Father Cyriacus Onunkwo’s lifeless body has been found in a bush in Omuma Village in Orlu East Local Government Area.

He was reportedly murdered by unknown gunmen 24 hours after he was snatched from his vehicle in Orlu town in Orlu Local Government Area on Friday morning by gunmen, Imo state police reports.

Mynd44 lalasticlala seun
Read more http://ogashub.com.ng/corpse-murdered-catholic-priest-imo-state-found-graphic-photos/

sod09:
Up imastex
I'm lucky today again

abi you dey sleep online?

Somtimes i ask myself why did i even come from nigeria!

emekauzor:
Paul Okoye of the popular act P Square, shared this photos of him waking up and wishing it were same in Nigeria

He wrote on his IG Page

“Dear God � I woke up this morning in this lovely space and nice view #lasvegas and I want to thank you � but I have a question pls don’t be offended � ..how long will it take for Nigeria my country to be like this?�Abeg who did we offend bikonu �we don’t mind, we will go and beg for forgiveness no pride atall…we go humble our selves � even if they demand for a skeleton of an ant � we shall provide pls �may thunder fire the people that denied us all these good things of life ��� even me that thought I was living life � am a starter �an upcoming �see light everywhere!!! �….and that’s how I will be coming and going back to ����may God help us all �#whodidweoffend#bikonu”

See more photos here
http://www.ezeuzoma.com/2017/09/04/paul-okoye-p-square-woke-room-wondered-well-go/

VastfinderBlog:
Busty actress, Mitchel Ozakpolor, has narrated how a lustful car owner rammed into another car while starring at her boobs indiscriminately, in Lagos.

Sharing this shocking experience with HVP, the actress said, on that fateful day, she was walking down the road as there was heavy traffic around Surulere area of Lagos.

Upon sighting her, the car owner in question lost control of himself as he kept starring at her boobs until his car rammed into another car.

Immediately, the two drivers alighted from their cars and started throwing shade at each other as she walked passed them. Mitchel said the incident wasn’t the only embarrassing moments she has had as a busty actress.

She recalled that on several occasions, she had avoided standing at bus stops because of men starring at her boobs. “It happens all the time, they keep starring at my boobs.

And that’s why I tried to avoid standing at bus stops. I know I have huge boobs that men cannot take their eyes off my boobs,” she enthused.

SOURCE: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/09/my-boobs-caused-accident-in-lagos.html

how many people lost their lives!

From frying pan to fire!

hassan4:
Source: https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4842328/amp/Man-attempts-escape-arrest-jumping-ocean.html

obembet:
To be sincere, some part in Osun state especially ( Ilesa) are now enjoying 24hrs... Sometimes, 3days... And I hear that most places in south west are enjoying same...
Now, I don't even know where my generator is....

Sometimes, I do for forger to charge my fone cos PHCN is sure

I doubt if any state in Nigeria enjoy light as much as Osun State

Kudos to Fasola only

NOT APC

yea, is true cos we are using the same electricity with them

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, before toto de fine?

fait10:
Help, I've been with this girl for quite a while now, and
it's always sort of been something I have worried about for a while. My first girlfriend had a very perfect vagina. But sadly the girl am dating now has a really ugly vagina. This kind of V is like a untreated sore with white flesh inside although no odour at all
Please guys should i tell her to do something about it or i should just walk away from the relationship.
No Abuses please

African mentality!

sammie771:
That stadium is full of juju.

Wether na the gateman de fu*k am who knows!

royalsgist:
Nigerian male barbie, Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju popularly known as Bobrisky turned 26 years old today, August 31st. The controversial self-acclaimed bleaching expert advised people to always treat their domestic staff nicely as they are humans too.

He shared a video of his gate man dancing and drinking in his bedroom and wrote;


source...https://royalsgist.com/2017/08/31/bobrisky-celebrates-26th-birthday-gate-man-photos/

For Godsake 16 years old boy is big enough to know what is good and bad!

Saliman22:
Good morning my wonderful family, I had an issue with my girl 2015 which I open a thread here in romance section, we settled early this year,.

Lemme go straight to the point, I work with micro finance bank which I don't normally have time, my girl is on her IT at ministry of health in my state, what happened yesterday shocked me, my church is having a youth conference currently going on now in Anambra state, for the past two weeks now I'm in the village, she don't normally go to her IT place telling me that there are on malaria program which she don't considered it useful according to her.

What happen yesterday I'm still in shocked right now that is like I'm dreaming which I'm not.
It was past 11pm at night that my girl woke up and shout dear dear and I asked her what happen, then she narrated how she had a dream and I was killed in the dream, I was like what is going on because someone warned me about this month that I should be careful, so I went outside immediately with my Bible and olive oil for prayers. I was in the middle of the compound praying and I asked her to wait for me and she said she cannot wait, that she feared standing alone at night, my compound has a very big gate o, now she went inside my last born room and I was still praying.

Some spirit entered me and I stopped half way and to my surprise ever when I stop she couldn't come out and I waited small and it wasn't up to 2mins she came outside and asked me to wait for her and I didn't wait, she followed me, when I came to the house, I didn't talk to her for some minute and she asked me what the problem is and I explained to her that she should stop that thing that is going on with my last born. She said she's surprised that I could think about this kind of a thing and she's not stupid to have make love with my brother, I told her immediately that I want to make love to her and she said until we finished our discussion and I objected and go straight there and put my hand, behold she was extra wet, so at this point I went inside my last born room and called him to come and the boy followed me.

I now asked him to knell down and he did, at this point I brought out a cable and asked him to tell me why she make love to my woman, at this point my girl knell down and started crying, both of them confess that I did it twice. I now asked my girl the reason she did this even when she knew I was praying, she didn't give me a concrete answer.

So this things has been going on under my roof and I have spent my hard earned money for my brother and her.

Pls I need your advice. Pls what can I do, this morning I have called her aunty to inform her, and she said I should meet her on Saturday.

Pls help me brother and sisters.
I need help Pls.

Flexherbal:
By Wale Odunsi



Source: http://dailypost.ng/2017/08/16/professor-reveals-benefits-early-morning-sex/

thank you prof make I go try am!

Daviestunech:
wtf
Wen u can do 1k for 2.5gig for a month

please kindly link me up I need it! Thanks

lenovoboy:
Christianity is the largest religion on Earth, and a central figure of this religion is Jesus Christ, who you've probably heard of.
When you picture Jesus Christ in your head, what do you see? A white man, long blonde hair, and blue eyes?
There have perhaps been more depictions of Christ than anyone else in history.
But just because everyone seems to insist that Jesus looked like a typical white male, that doesn’t make it accurate.
Just ask forensic anthropologist Richard Neave.
Neave developed an image of the Christian figure that is pretty far removed from the face we’re used to — but one that was informed by historical evidence and computerized tomography.
It's thought this description of Jesus was intentionally vague so it could appeal to members of all ethnicities.
However, Jesus has been largely depicted as primarily Caucasian, until now…
source : https:///vJPCVpuQ3l

cc:lalasticlala
don't forget to share.

scienceof stupid I guess!

ejikesuv:
I first heard that among many other terms on this platform and I know I'm not alone.

pls what does it mean?

You guys should stop these is not funny, stop misleading someboby, learning is a continuous process, op means online presenter! @ejikesuv.

ejikesuv:
I first heard that among many other terms on this platform and I know I'm not alone.

pls what does it mean?

You guys should these is not funny, stop misleading someboby, learning is a continuous process, op means online presenter!

nikkypearl:
She is pregnant. .. glory be to the mighty God

how did you know?

infoweba:
Npower teach List of Successful Candidates

Check List Online Here: http://infowaka.com/npower-teach-list

This article covers the list of Successful Candidates who has been shortlisted for the ongoing N power Recruitment. This article will also revealed all those whose equipment is ready for a give out.

Check List Online Here: http://infowaka.com/npower-teach-list

The npower 2nd batch list was out and many candidates who applied for the npower programme saw their Nmaes. However, the Just concluded N power teach released the list of all successful candidates who have been shortlisted for this year’s examination.

The npower batch b, had names of more than 3 thousand candidates who sat for the test. npower second phase, list was successful and it consist of all the names of most successful candidates.

Candidates can logon to the npower gov ng test login portal to write the test. After which they will use the same portal to check their result.

Read More : http://infowaka.com/npower-teach-list

please who has successfully check his or her own?

Holyfield1:



700k wey my Gees dey take pop bottles every friday

Must you tell us you earned the money legitimately

Who cares if you are an armed robber

This holier than thou attitude might prevent you from making success in any business you eventually decide to venture in

you think everybody is like you!

thesicilian:
Borrow me

ole

Smallville10:
Yes i don come again!


Many of us talk abt pussy and hw u love to lick and eat it... Well, d truth is not all guys can do dat... Majority of d guys who say they love it have never seen live pussy in their life sef.


I saw one who wrote in dis profile that he loves to drink pussy juice... Its obvious he has never seen or tasted it before...

Only few bold guys will eat pussy, some just use tongue only but d baddest guys will eat d cunt, lick, suck it... The smell down there has never been pleaseant and never will be... Some girls be smellin like onions, fish, onions and fish, weird smells...


So please stop lyin dat u love pussy juice. Ordinary saliva sef na die not to talk of pussy juice.

Its not easy to take ur nose and mouth down there, to eat and lick and suck that... I hope any girl readin dis didnt get wet ooo...

my girl own has vanilla flavour, am always tempted to eat it!

PapiNigga:
This Nigerian Lady identified as Sophia Gold is currently going viral due to her callous tweet.

Sophia who feels cheaters aren't meant to go scotfree has berated all females to try and put their period bloods in his stew.
This of course made most of her male friends angry , and she was forced to delete the post... Not until we got a screenshot of course.

See below...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/08/if-your-boyfriend-cheats-on-you-put.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala

witch!

That is why boko haram will still continue lynching them, since they find delight in lynching someone!

Ceoflexygist:
One Salihu Yakubu said that if he had been at the Resume or Resign protest, he would have lynched Charly Boy and members of his group.


Charly Boy and members of the group were attacked at Wuse Market,Abuja on Tuesday, by Hausa traders opposed to his OurMumuDonDo protests, demanding the resignation or return of President Muhammadu Buhari from the UK.


Commenting on the report publishedby Saharareporters on its Facebook page, Yakubu wrote.“I wish I was there, let me lynch Charlyfool and Co to death.” Yakubu said. “I love Buhari and nobody can ridicule or humiliate my hero, Nigeria’s Messiah, Mohamadu Buhari.”

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/08/17/man-threatens-to-lynch-charly-boy-for-ridiculing-nigerias-messiah-pres-buhari/


cc; lalasticlala

Explorers:
Male to female, 3yrs



My 3rd Christmas Of My New Life.

I Have Not Only Transitioned To Living As Female, I Have Transitioned To Being All Of Who I Am.

what about his di*ck? Just asking!

After how many month! They are not serious.

deantimes:
DSS Has Invited Arewa Youths Who Issued Igbo Quit Notice For Questioning – Minister



source: http://www.socialtimesng.net/2017/08/dss-invited-arewa-youths-issued-igbo-quit-notice-questioning-minister/