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Tell your boyfriend to impregnate you, if he can't do it I can help you with that.

That man is a born carrier just look at the balancing skill of the tissue paper without holding it.

PussyGalore:
Lazy man

I hear u.una plan no work ntor

nifemi25:
Do your best and leave the rest.... no go kill yourself on woman... nobody don collect award for best knacking

Nairaland girls say my award await me in after life

SIMPonPatrol:
You don jam the ine wey oass you

Bro, these one pass me I no go lie. I hear say u be champion I fit forward her contact 😃

GodWrites:
You can't make a girl cum through tatatatatata... It's either you use your tongue, fingers, or perhaps a vibrator.

Prof, when will your lecture start on"3 ways on how to make a girl cum without tatata" am interested😄😄😄

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Abeg go and complete what you started joor.

🏃🏃🏃

Uchesis:
That's why many men die ontop women. Men be wise....dem no dey fockk toto finish in one day

Bro,I wise that's why I stop before una go hear say "a nler just passed away"

Starboytwo:
I’m disappointed in you brethren

In Yoruba forklore, It’s better a General die in battle than come home empty handed.

Go forth back and slay the pucchi

Oga, go and tell those generals in abuja sitting in their cozy office why dem no dey battle field

Shalommy:
Op, Weak man! Jus to make woman cum you no fit. Tueeehh

So I should die because she want to cum and continue from where I stop wit someone else.i can see you both are from same kindred. anyways, make una go look for another person I don hang my boot.

One thing about helping people is that deep in your heart you feel gladden because have done it so many times and I will keep doing it. When you help people God will continue to bless you

How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.

LeeSmart:
What if at the expense of covering her face with pillow, baba come suffocate her nkor? you self check am oo.

Make e kukuma use clothe abi em sey the girl ugly

Draslo:
I've heard a girl say she can't date a guy without dreads. You people need rehabilitation

You shouldn't listen to what girls say because most times they talk from both sides of their mouth. Make e no surprise u na bald head she go later date

Una matter for nland dey weak me.

"She no fine but her kpekus dey hungry you and you no want spoil your rep because of ur guys"

Take her go any short let, use the pillow cover her face so you no go dey look her face then bleep her and discharge her.

ednut1:
Cost of living and interest rates have gone up abroad too. Despite the hardship in Nigeria some will still give birth to more kids

There's these lady that has 5 kids she and her husband can hardly feed the children even 3 of them are not going to school. I saw her recently with pregnancy. It's just so annoying bringing children to the world to suffer

Have never eaten chicken head
How many meat I want eat for the neck and leg

I rather go for the tail

No time for frds and I don't need them cuz they only become your frd when you have money they can leech.
I flex myself whenever I want, celebrate my birthday with my family and do my thing.
Life is more peaceful without frds

@op, stop going through corner, just tell us you want to taste her kpekus olofofo like u.
It's ppl like u that will sit outside from morning till night always monitoring people.
Mama kelechi did this..
Papa olu is this...
Bisola is that...
Oga, use that ur amebo energy to do something meaningful in your life.

I was expecting to see the drum and log of wood.

The situation is so dire that both the rich and poor are feeling the burden.

It's hard to see a girl that will give you this type of style. Most of them are too lazy, just to lay down like a piece of wood dem Sabi even the ones that manage to lift their leg up Will start crying "my womb, my womb e dey pain me" after a few thrust.

The past is the past it's bygone. I don't care to know about a girl's past.
When you start bothering yourself about a girl's past,you start getting worried about her present

Snail is forbidden where I come from but I no send anybody, if e hungry me I eat am go report me give my village ppl

Love is for the weak minded.i don't even think I have a heart for Love cuz it has gone with the wind.

The pain is so acute that you will just be thinking of dying.
Hospital will be your second home.
Drugs will be like food
Depression and frustration will be a constant thing.
The children are like burden to their parent
You start avoiding things that other ppl don't care about e.g cool water, stressful work,

Islandboi:
Bro if you see this girl, you won’t believe she has smelling kpekus.

If I jam such girl I go use cane tak flog her comot for my room. Upon how u fine reach ur kpekus cum dey smell I ll ask her.

Where una take dey pick these smelly kpekus girls from. Girls dem wey no kwn how to baf na to wash leg and hand then rub bleaching cream for body.

Kobojunkie:
Make una dey leave God and His mention out of these things particularly when dealing with human problems. OP, let's get practical abeg! How would you go about solving the situation below

Na government dey impregnate him wife for am.

One thing I know is that no matter what you are going through so many people are going through worse.

As for me, I have tonnes of bill to pay but I can't come and kill myself.i go dey pay small small, who no get bills to pay make him throw the first stone.