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Der dia d reason watin ur girl tell u.if u like no use ur tongue tak count ur teeth.

Women with their hypocrisy they we tell you stingy man but that relationship wouldn't last a week.
But, they we accept the womanizer with all alacrity and will be telling you "there's no husband oo, let me keep praying and hope he will change"

That camel toe is something else. The surgeon that altered his body to female will not make heaven.

Some people are just creating problem where there's no problem. When they start telling you to go and bring hundred of thousands for spiritual cleansing don't came here and complain.

budaatum:
Lazy people need excuses and wouldn't do what you do.

That's just it,they lack responsibility they prefer to blame someone for their failed business, relationship etc. Life is a struggle,if things ain't going the way you want,you restrategize rather than looking for an easy way out by blaming someone.

I just hate people that exhibit this kind of mindset that think someone is the cause of their financial sorrow.the Nigeria economy is not smiling for anybody.everybody is feeling the heat,businesses are failing, people rendering services are complaining of low patronage. My business has been stagnant for some time now but i can't blame anyone for it rather am putting in more effort to get back on track.

So all this brouhaha just cause say u knack single mum🤳

It's very irritating 🤮

If you're feeling hor*ny and feels like visiting a brothel or inviting a girl for hookup once you jack off your brain will realign and you will get the pleasure you need😃😃😃

@op, e bi lyk say u don go smoke kolos with shushie make u dey ask mumu question 😠

What is it that you looking for in a wife material so we can direct you on which section you can locate them

How do you respect a woman who has no regard towards you🤔

Kpekus on Ms Cleo as*s😃😃

Merry100:
Fate no gree

🏃Mak I go find fate

You re still a sissy to me cause you are scared to knack her after all the effort and time used in inviting her over just because you saw her with an iPhone. 🤣🤣

Wen ppl dey run cumot for lasgidi, u say u want cum join the struggle. Ur most welcom🤗

As per handwork, na the one u need to learn within a year or even continue wen ur musik career don kick off

I will mak sure my wife wear waist bead with a tattoo of love on her boobs or hop then tint her hair.

Few years ago while driving to school to write an important test that morning and due to traffic on my normal route I decided to take a different route but the road is so bad that it almost dislodged my number plate almost falling off. I just had to remove it and place it on the dashboard cause am just few km from the school and I can easily get a mechanic to attach it back.

Suddenly this police van just double cross me and ordered me to park, they asked about my number plate and I showed it to them on the dashboard and explained how it happened.suddenly three of them were inside my vehicle already and said I should follow them to their state. Haba, baba I get very important test to write this morning and I don show u all my particulars and everything dey up to date even the number plate una don see am and see the front bumper damage small cause of the bad road that's why I remove am.baba,una get pikin for house wey be my age mate how u go feel if he get carryover?" I tried to explain.they were just telling me to follow their vehicle.

we sha got to their state and because they know am in hurry they said I should go and bring 50k." Watin happen,I thief persin thing.if una no collect 5k I go kukuma leave d moto for una when I come back I go bring lawyer cum.that was how they collectd the 5k and thank God, I just got there in the nick of time when the lecturer was giving out the question script.
That was how police almost made me fail my test😃

Purvan:
You must be rich af

No one wants to socialize with me except for my grand ma

I'm not a fan of outings

The only place I go to have fun is either a library or anime con

There's no place you can't do that even at the library that u go to you meet people there even the opposite sex too. Walk up to them and strike a conv with them don't be shy.

Foodqueen:
Y would u allow credit on betting. People that buy food they eat sef, find it difficult to pay back talk more of someone gambling.

He's kind of a regular customer who stakes high.
My boy has that notion that he will pay as promised till now he has gone with the wind and I don't want to deduct it from his salary. But I just gave them a stern warning.

Nigerians can't be trusted to pay back credit they owe rather they will be going to another shop all because they don't want to pay back.

Few day ago,a guy came to my place of business and begged my boys to play some games for him on credit that he should stake the games 10k and 5k cause the matches will soon start and his atm is not with he want to go and it. That was the last time we saw him.he has been avoiding my boys and has being going to other place to stake.
I never reason him matter, make I still dey give am long rope because I go use police take treat him fuckup. Just 2day for cell dey ok for me.

Send that fool to kirikiri prison so he will get some brain resetting from those inmates for blackmailing and extorting a widow

She may be right you need to socialize make frds both online and offline, hangout, flex yourself once awhile.
Whenever am bored I just go out and have fun I meet lots of babes that are lonely and in need of some companionship. My schedule today is full. I go meet precious at my joint, then Alice for some woto woto, Evelyn have been buzzing my phone begging to sleep over.

Why not go into POS business with that amount you can be able to start off

The thing about the west is that they know the kind countries they push around.

They want you to shake until your hand start shaking 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣

Most of othem don't know how to clean their anus so wouldn't want you to see the particle of shi*t

Your's is lacking some spice that's why add some suger to spice it not forget that thing girls will not resist to go with it

Stop being too clingy and a simp.

Since the day my ex told me that whenever I bleep her I should release in her that my cum makes her skin to glow that it's like a moisturizer.She almost turned me to bonga fish with everyday knacking I had to dust my shoe and find my square root.

You will not come and kill me all because you need moisturizer.

4KNGOATS:
Bros I no fit oo

She bring punna for u on a Platter of gold and u no do anything