₦airaland Forum

omoh...........the fear of been used for yahoo plus up is the begining of wisdom.

imagrg:
Craze people full this corntree oh!

omoh..........many are mad bt few are jst roaming the street

OChimex:
If you voted APC, then we don't care about your damn bushmeat, next year, even snake you no go see catch, na cockroach you go fry give your pikin them.

But if you didn't, I pray the new year bring you blessings so next year, na cow you go kill for your family.

omoh.........which kind vawulence prayer be dis 1 again?

omoh..........95% of nigeria grls are useless,no expect anytin frm them bcus they got notin to offer except their over used kpekus and slipers breast..

100smile:
Thanks.
Did not plan on sharing money. Na whatsapp and twitter i take dey do my thing before. The person wey make me even share money for here self, the money nor reach am. Edipet i don pass my transfer limit for today. New year, i go shock you, i promise.

omoh..........senior man abeg put me for the list of people wen u go shock on new year day.

nah beg i dey

OMEGA009:
Not someone, me. I spent over 1.8m on gifts for the family but unfortunately, no one got me anything. Not even a lollipop. Anyways, that’s the joy of parenthood, I guess.

omoh........senior man,dis ur picture jst dey make me laff.


lyk who go open eye buy dis kind goat wen be lyk wetin oracle reject

Lordofalmajiri:
E don hard now bro

omoh.........make i put body 1st.


see children wen i attend their naming ceremony,jst dey change cars lyk boxers..


abeg abeg make i join dem jare,since i no fit beat them

coputa:
New year Eve,MTN Recharge card for ten Nairalanders.keep a date

omoh...,......make i kukuma follow ooh,so dat i no go 4get

Edipet:
I am the first on your list
Na me first indicate interest. Please mention me when it began. I'm serious here, thanks God bless you.

omoh.........lyk play lyk play u catch out with dis format ooh..

100smile:
Na ussd code I dey use
I can't transfer to those fintech

omoh........boss man abeg no 4get ur boy ooh,reason my side ooh..

abeg make i paste my aza,notin too small for me as it stands.

2204578259
U.B.A BANK

Higherthan:
While all the governors of the south east lives in lagos, even bitter obi, their miscreant and their parents Will be hiding under the bed. Guess why? Christmas and New Year is on Monday , una must sit at home in that region

omoh........una sabi fyn trouble eeh..

i dedicate cause trouble by lil kesh to you..

great jam..

omoh...........y dis kind mistake no dey enter my acct?

CHRISTFUCKER:
No gf

But I'm giving my cousin my preek for Christmas

omoh..........ur cousin??

any man wen get mind fu*ck he own cousin,can as well bleep his own daughter.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I no get GF..


Na ASHAWOO house I just de come from.. I go still JAZZ in ASHAWOO house dis evening...


ASHAWOO need customers now cus tinz don cost for SMALL MARKET and MAIN MARKET.


So der price don cheap now..


I no de NACK ASHAWOO from TOTTO again, na from YANNSH now..


Na now I discover say, YANNSH sweet pass TOTTO..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

omoh.........the boogyman himslf,senior man wen no dey fall hand 4 dis kind mata..


notin do u jare..


more groundnut to ur old and new kala..

Aaaaarghmed:
God forbid.

omoh....,.....u no get joy ooh

omoh...........notin do u jare,car nah car

sureplug57:
Going into fulltime betting

omoh........betting kwa?

omoh..........if she suddenly turn to michael jackson(bleach her skin)abeg use 5 comdom.

Meerahbel:

omoh....,......any way nah way

Meerahbel:
Yahoo abi

omoh.........comfam nah

Freshtruth:
26: if she always say ashawo dem dey try oooo use. A condom

omoh...........hahahahahaha,u jst remind me of my forma neibour,..dis grl dey always talk dis words wen ever she no sleep house..

omoh.........my main plan for 2024 is to do(join) wat my mate are doing.

[quote author=iLegendd post=127590669]4 THINGS TO ACHIEVE IN 2024
1.rent my personal apartment
2.learn driving
3.reconcile with my mum
4.learn forex trade



4 THINGS THAT'LL EASILY DISTRACT ME IN 2024 [/b]
1.sex with my bestie
2.clubing
3.family wahala
4.nature of my job



4 THINGS TO STOP OR REDUCE IN 2024[/b]
1.stop virtual bet
2.stop over spending
3.stop smoking
4.stop going to any prophetic church

omoh..,.,,...be lyk man u problem big pass nigeria own ooh..

omoh.........my favorite quote of all time is frm a nairander,which say"all nigeria grls all useless..


dis quote dey always put smile for my face each time i dey down.


nah God go bless goodharddick 4 me jare

sexy74:
You no be veteran, if you break slate you go know am. His major role was Kabiyesi in the village headmaster.
Quite a talented actor.
May his should rest 8n peace.

omoh.........nah only village headmaster he act?

AqualinaXYZ:
All these fake Yoruba pastors sef



Their own don too much



That’s how Oyedepo abi Kumuyi said God told him Tinubu is the answer

omoh........same way mbaka said"buhari is our saviour.


las las all nigeria pastors/prophets are fake..knw dis and knw peace.

SalamRushdie:
More inflation on the way ....WTF is wrong with APC heads?

omoh.........are u normal?

JustcallmeFavou:
Those of you being judgemental and yawning rubbish on this post, will someday end up codedly marrying once upon a time olosho. Some of you here even sleep with them on a regular.

omoh...........don't mind them,dem jst dey play

Burgermotors:
My guy I know fit oo

omoh.........u never ready to marry be dat nah..

Dyfynezz12:
Why will u want to marry a hoe?

omoh..........,all nigeria grls are ashawo,its left for u to pick ur own ashawo(hoe)then convert her to cutlass(good grl)if at all..

Sacchi1162:
Good girls no deh finish

omoh........nigeria grls follow?